Frankly, the biggest reason nobody can figure out how to make a Duke Nukem reboot work is because they think the 90s edgelord bullshit is the main reason that Duke Nukem 3D was such a breakout hit, when the truth of the matter is that it succeeded at least partly in spite of that. Duke Nukem 3D legitimately pushed the envelope in terms of what it was possible for a first-person shooter to be – in many ways it's just as foundational to the genre in its modern form as Wolfenstein 3D or Doom. You can't recapture that with dick jokes, and if you're not willing to take risks in terms of basic game design, dick jokes are all you have.

Ultimately, what the franchise really needs to shake off its creative rust is to stop trying to iterate on its established formula and shift genres entirely. To this end, I have a proposal: make the next Duke Nukem game a side-scrolling metroidvania. In this essay

this phrase, for some reason, sounded like a duke nukem phrase in my head

*duke nukem voice* those alien bastards won't ever suspect me picking up my estrogen

The Last Exterminator is a carnage-filled Duke Nukem inspired FPS where an exterminator deals with an invasion of evil alien roaches!

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erm. hmmm

z4drs dni. break your spine👍

Drink and be merry!

silly billies :3

who up duking their dude

(i hate the original colours here so i'm putting it under the cut:)

In my opinion the title of babygirl can only be applied if the character is covered in blood 24 hours a day

Duke Nukem says Happy Pride!

BIG OL' DUMP OF JASON ART!!! PLUS ONE DUKE NUKEM AND ONE KANE!!

Me and my friend are out of our minds right now and I made a horrid image.

artfight attack for @nomdaface!! cept i gotta confess i didnt really have the energy to do it so i just got duke to do it instead i hope thats ok 🖊️☢️

'Duke Nukem' (2021) by MotdSpork (SRB2 Mod) Hail to the king, baby! https://mb.srb2.org/addons/duke-nukem.489/

ArtvsArtist 2023!! Drawn a lot of cool stuff this year :,)