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my-go-obsession · 8 months

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Muriel is hoping that these books might have insight to explain the mood of Aziraphale’s grumpy friend Mr. Crowley (demon).

#muriel #good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #good omens s2 #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens fanart #ineffable spouses #soho bookstore #my art #snakes #dsm 5 #drunk snek #cuppity

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athenepromachos · 2 years

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I'm undecided if this is where Henners is slightly drunk and having a bit of a boner fiddle, or he's having that "I just need to reassure myself my cock is still there" moment...🤔🤔🤔🤔

#henry cavill #all man #trouser twitch #fiddle #it's alive #the kraken stirs #kraken 101 #release the kraken #snoozing snek #drunk henners #🍌🦑🍌🦑🍌🦑🍌🦑🍌🦑🍌🦑

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lui-the-cute-snek · 1 year

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Why has there been so many porn bots follwing me recenuly what the hevk

#idunno if i said this snetence properly cuz im kinfa drunk rn lol #i still don have a tag for ramblinh #ughhg #random snek shit #idk #ull work on it later #just ignore iy i just really felt like posrting rn #ill prolly dlete it later

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5am-the-foxing-hour · 4 months

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I love how Janus stumbled back when rising up, Snek not used to rising up XD (I doubt he would be drunk enough on wine to let himself be caught stumbling)

Remus doesn't give a fuck, he will appear all he like.

#Sanders Sides #Sanders sides spoilers

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petitprincess1 · 3 months

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Kinda tone deaf to have Angel Dust step up to his rapist [A rapist you simp over] and in same scene make a joke about Pentious getting dragged away against his will and get SA

I simp Valentino and I despise Valentino. I wouldn't shed a single tear if he died. I can like this character and appreciate his design, while also knowing that he's a scumbag that deserves the worse. It's called having more than one brain cell. It's no different than liking any villain in any show because, you know, these ppl are not real, and you know what they do is bad irl. In other words, Val is a good antagonist.

Also, Pentious gave quite a loud verbal consent to have sex with everyone. It was not SA. You can tell because...it was a joke. Scenes with Val and Angel are completely different from scenes with Pen. This is like saying it's tone dead for Angel to be a victim of SA and still like having sex or making dirty jokes.

Angel and Val was incredibly serious real-world subject, while Pen's was "haha old snek cant talk to purty cyclops" (It also was an example of the very common comedy trope called "The Rules of Threes")

(And before anyone says it, I understand that drunk consent is not full consent. However, I feel like Pentious wasn't nearly as bad compared to Niffty and it was fairly clear he sobered up when he realized the consequences of his actions. Plus, again, it was a scene played for laughs)

#hazbin hotel #angel dust #valentino #sir pentious #ask answered #ok 2 rb

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iliketoeatplastic · 3 months

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my thoghts on hazbin hotel people

epasode 1 today / friday , imma do ep 2 on monday 3 on tus,4 of wedsay

Vaggie : i need to have a partner like how she is to charlie it seems so sweet and I hope her relationship with carlie never gets bad and only better

angel : AHHHH i love you ,u need to hurt val

alastor: is a troll

niffty : she is insane and so cute at the same time ,cantwait to see more of her , reminds me of my young friend that is like a cousin to me

sir pent. snek

katiy and tom : i need more news sections in the next epasodes

charlie : my poor pectius hun i wanna help u , she reminds me of my BFF irl

husk : drunk and done with other bs , remids me of me with my friend that is like niffty

Adam : chasz from helluva but like lazy army commander that is fat as shit

lute: all i can think of is her and adam are fuckin idk why but I thnk they like echother

#hazbin hotel #angel dust #hazbin #alastor #hazbin angel dust #charlie morningstar #sir pentious #lute hazbin hotel #vaggie #radio demon #adam hazbin hotel #husk hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #niffty #hazbin hotel spoilers

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ani-dirty-imagines · 2 years

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So, can you give me some juicy differences with SabiGiyuu and SaneGiyuu.

Who is rougher with Giyuu? Who is more likely to grope Giyuu in public? Who is more willing to fuck Giyuu into unconsciousness?

Tell me more~

Also can I be Snek anon?

SabiGiyuu vs SaneGiyuu

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!

a/n: I’m so sorry this is so late but I still hope you enjoy it!

Sabigiyuu

Sabito has something that Sanemi doesn’t have and that’s time. He was with Giyuu back when they were kids and the two of them have inseparable since then. That means that they know each other more than Sanemi does Giyuu when Sanemi first comes into the scene. The differences come from the memories they’ve made growing up.

Giyuu has different types of silence and Sabito understands each one. One look has him knowing that Giyuu wants to be touched.

This makes it easier for him to just grab Giyuu by that fucking small waist of his and sit him on his lap or ultimately pin him down somewhere.

Sabito’s touch always starts gently. That’s how Giyuu views him, that’s how Giyuu likes it. As gentle as the smile that Sabito gives him. His thumb rubbing his cheek, his hand sliding along his thigh, his mouth pressing on the juncture where neck meets shoulder but never giving him a proper kiss.

It’s no mystery that Sabito’s a possessive fuck. To his defence Giyuu has been his ever since and he has been Giyuu’s, too. His hands are always holding onto Giyuu’s. Arms wrapped around that waist and chin on Giyuu’s shoulder. He’s not one to grope him in public but he does slide his hand down to feel his ass or he lets his hands run along Giyuu’s sides.

In bed, after he’s been gentle enough for Giyuu’s liking, Sabito is a rough mf to the bone. He knows that Giyuu wants him to be mean. He makes him cry by how much he teases the fuck out of him. Denying him his orgasm over and over again and enjoying the way Giyuu’s pale skin turns red with each slap he gives him.

The exhaustion of it all even makes Giyuu pass out. It’s all part of the dirty and sick game they play. Giyuu wakes up and Sabito is holding his chin to give him the hungriest kiss, and Giyuu begs to be the one to jack Sabito off so he can have his cum in his mouth.

SaneGiyuu

Sanemi didn’t grow up with Giyuu like Sabito did so he makes up for lost time with enthusiasm. He takes in very carefully what Giyuu likes and doesn’t like. It’s a very strong contrast to his very closed-off and even mean approach to Giyuu before they actually got in a relationship. His openness is his way of showing Giyuu that he really is committed to their relationship (to an extent it’s also compensation for being distant all these years), and he hopes that Giyuu interprets it correctly.

Sanemi is possessive with Giyuu. There’s no doubt about that. He’s the type of guy pull him into an alleyway to mark him up and just grope him there. He enjoys the way Giyuu rubs against his knee when he slides it in between Giyuu’s legs.

He’s also the type to grope Giyuu’s ass. He slaps it too and doesn’t hold back so it feels like fucking whiplash.

Sanemi’s openness is Giyuu’s key to asking him to try different things out in bed. It could be a toy. It could be Giyuu asking Sanemi to tie him up. Giyuu likes to see how much he can push it and acts like a brat whenever he can.

Sabito and Sanemi both start off gentle with Giyuu, but Sanemi enjoys tugging on Giyuu’s hair more than anyone else does. He can have Giyuu on his knees, dick thrusting into him with one hand holding Giyuu’s wrists back and the other is tugging at Giyuu’s hair to keep him still. He likes to tease him about it, too, and says something like, “You keep it long just for me to pull it. You’re a slut like that.”

Speaking of grip, Sanemi has an iron grip on Giyuu’s hips when Giyuu is riding the hell out of his cock. Giyuu is gifted with the way he gyrates his hips and he loves to see the lust-drunk face Sanemi makes when he moves his body. The tighter his grip becomes the more Giyuu knows that he’s got Sanemi wrapped around his finger.

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neptuniadoesstuff · 2 months

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The King of Beauty & Violence, Adder himself!

(Yes he can keel you but doesn't want to bcs welp, he's lazy & a germiphobe)

& this is his Sigil.

So uh... Who da hecc is Adder? Welp Adder was a God OC I made for @stridesthroughashes on screb for their birfday. (But they were on a different acc during that time BUT WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT-)

So uh... hab some info of him that I made up (with some extra stuff):

|| Name: Adder'Synn Malkovich or Adder | Nickname: King of Beauty & Violence | Gender: Male (Trans), He/Him | Personality: Narcissist & sadistic, has major anger problems & very lazy + is tired 24/7 | Pride: Gay | Height: ?? Ft tall | Species: Bloopmo/Human Hybrid (Formally), Primal God | Family: Tan'Tell (Adopted son) | Powers: Can turn into huge snek man when very angy ||

Now imma tell you his likes/dislikes.

Likes/Loves:

Wine (Dood's a wine addict-)

Charcuterie Boards

Prob hoomon flesh-

Fancy poultry

Nuts

Gold Possbly

Getting drunk & not doing anything

Hot men

His Overseer Isma (Isma is a OC of mine)

Ppl dying in his arena

Being a menace in the parties in GodHome in general

Dislikes/Hates:

Snails

Hugo & his Overseer, Peter

Paying bills

Gwin (Yeh I sorta made up a Roommate AU where these 2 lived with each other but Gwin keeps eating his frikin walls)

"Ugly Ppl"

Getting dirty

Vallah & the other Gods that exist in GodHome.

Rlly doing any task that is necessary. (Dood never sleeps)

Being told what to do by others

Slight Origin Story?

Adder was originally just a college student in a rich family, despite this he wasnt rlly.. stable.. Always attacking others when being told what to do thus is often was called a spoiled brat by the other students in the campus. He did have one friend though, his was Hugo, a boy who he knew since childhood.

But then... a certain incident to happen... While one day, there was a campus party & smtn just snapped in Adder, this of course was from the pressure of his father who rlly gave no friks for him at all.. Adder to RAMPAGE & kill any known target that was "in his way" but then he was shot.. by Hugo? His friend! But why? Bcs of what Adder did what was the thing that trigger Hugo to kill him...

Adder was then reborn as a Sinner in Wrath, despite being the first level it was very much a warzone there, despite that he actually enjoyed killing ppl... As it was a way he can FINALLY take out HIS ANGER on the ones who wronged him.. Maybe is that what Mom wanted?

Years later he rose up the ranks, essentially becoming a tyrant till he went into the rank... of a God, who needed to be redeemed when you're now a God? He didn't, and he now had what HE wanted... To be in control.. No more being told what to do by some puny mortals or "peasants". His kingdom grew extensively, becoming bigger & bigger. But since it "was" still TECHNICALLY a part of Wrath, he took some of its culture & gave it his own twist..

And this is how Adder came to be! (And yeh I kinda changed his origins a bit bcs him dying in Highskool felt weird & I feel very iffy with that tbh)

Thats all I have for him.

Name: King of Beauty & Violence Ref Sheet

Character: Adder'Synn Malkovich ( @stridesthroughashes )

Artist: ME

Program: IbisPaint x

Bubs' TOS: Plz don't repost/steal, trace, or recolor my art WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! If you do, I'll take yur femur and pelvis.. SO, DON'T THINK ABOUT IT! (The PNS on my Blog's pinned project clearly means "Please No Steal" plz follow that rule.) If you do post my art on anything like yur blog or somewhere else (With my permission) PEASE CREDIT ME!

#King of Beauty & Violence #Adder'Synn Malkovich #Adder #God OC #OC #RoTG #Realm of The Gods #reference sheet #Ref #OC for a Fremb #N-Verse #NeptuniaDoesStuff #Art

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masao-micchi · 1 year

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You also never published part 5 and onwards of the comic where Aziraphale is drunk and kisses snek!Crowley 😭

OMG I FORGOT TO POST IT HERE!!!

anyway it's complete on my instagram!

hold here are the parts in order: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 (End)

my style was so different lskjfkjs it was 2 years ago omg

#good omens

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da-looney-bin · 9 months

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GOOD OMENS S3 PREDICTIONS :D

Btw I keep editing this and adding more so if you're interested in it I suggest checking back once in a while lol

Some that make sense and some that don't and probably not going to happen and it mostly involves Aziraphale and Crowley and not much of the actual plot but I wanna add my 2 cents 😊

I've already sort of expressed it sparingly on here but I wanna clutter a whole post together.

Here we go 🤭

-We're going to see a bit more of 'before the beginning' (maybe a bit of the fall and great war?)

-Just in general more time period Azicrow 😭

-Speaking of, seeing what happened to Crowley after being dragged to hell for helping Elspeth

-Aziraphale being the angry protective one, like absolutely going bat shit crazy for his hubby

-Speaking of, somehow Aziraphale gets a hold of his old sword lol

-Since it's a second coming, maybe Aziraphale will be delivering baby Jesus 2.0?

-Also that baby would be Adam Young's baby for some reason 😱😅 or EVEN Nina and Maggie's adopted BABY

-Maybe see Famine, War, Pollution and Death again? And them helping advert the apocalypse this time?? Huh??? :D

-Aziraphale doing a suggestion box in heaven

-Hoe will definitely blow up his halo again 😂

-Speaking of, does that mean demons have an equivalent to this? Horns maybe?

-Maybe see a bit of Agnus Nutters Predictions (the saga)

-Maybe see Hastur again??? I mean he is a Duke of hell

-Crowley gets his apartment back, and getting drunk out of his mind listening to Queen on blast

-Crowley literally getting drunk at the dirty donkey again.

-Crowley talking to the Bentley and thems sad together

-Muriel will be helping them (I think this is obvious)

-Aziraphale will now be doing all the chasing and Crowley the pushing away

-Have a whole "end of the world" moment again, but this time instead Crowley is the one saying "Or I'll never talk to you again."

-Again with the "end of the world" type thing but instead, where they have no choice but to express themselves (confess their feelings for each other (⁠~⁠￣⁠³⁠￣⁠)⁠~) to the fullest before their inevitable destruction

-GO FOR THAT PICNIC 😭

-Give each other matching engagement/promise rings 😭 (AND A WEDDING JUST FOR FUN)

-Switch bodies again :D

-DEMON AZIRAPHALE (AND SNEAKING INTO HELL)

-ANGEL CROWLEY (AGAIN)

-Obviously apology dance AZIRAPHALE

-but also ballroom dancing again

-and under the canopy in a rainstorm 😭

-Crowley getting ahold of Aziraphale's diary in the bookshop

-Subtle flirting but like they are still mad at each other lmao

-They will have to use the Bentley together again and the Bentley will turn black AND yellow 💛🖤 and lock them in the car until they talk to each other (I saw a fic on this it was awesome) And blast Queen love songs and push them back together 😭

-Aziraphale taking the wheel again and going crazy over the speed limit and Crowley sitting there like 😮😍 and falling in love all over again

-Maybe giant snake Crowley?

-Speaking of snek, him interacting with his little snek on his face lol

-They both get drunk together again

-Aziraphale missing food and going ham on any plate he gets his hands on (Pt. 2 of Crowley going 😮😍)

-Aziraphale performing a funky magic trick to save each other's asses from heaven lmao idk

-They hold hands cuz they want too 🫠

-Aziraphale using his book gun 🔫

-Somebody will get punched I know it

-Maybe we'll see Aziraphale have a true angelic form (you know with the bunch of eyes and stuff?)

-I really hope they get to use their wings :D or at least pop them out again

-I would love for them to have a whole musical moment. Singing and dancing and shit (I'M JUST KEN MOMENT)

-Armaged-don't pt. 2 like S1 but it's gonna be extra stupid and funny.

-Aziraphale and Crowley will straight up have an argument and screaming match and it's gonna be emotional 😭😖😣

-Aziraphale pulling on Crowley's lil tie thing like a leash (seriously I see that shit coming)

-Ineffable bureaucracy coming to help!

-Aziraphale being the one to slam Crowley against the wall

-If not that, Aziraphale will be the one grabbing Crowley by the collar and smashing faces with him. Then Crowley giving a gentle face holding kiss UGH

-Speaking of kissing wouldn't it be funny as hell (haha pun) that they are in the middle of war and heaven and hell start bickering and then they yank at each other and smash faces in front of everyone and heaven and hell are all collectively in shock and disgust, so much so that they stop war all together and go back and pretend non of it ever happened 😭

-If not it also makes sense, I'll honestly settle for a cute hug, Aziraphale picks Crowley up and spins him around 🥹

-Also have many instances they are too close for comfort but they will be PAINFULLY self aware and panic all the time HUEHUEHUE

-Come ON there is definitely more than one Angel and Demon companionships going on in heaven and hell they literally have DIRECT COMMUNICATION with each other??? Hypocrites 😑

-THEY DO A FULL POWER MIRACLE TOGETHER

-Crowley J name reveal!!

-God also ships ineffable husbands hardcore too.

-Voice of God comes back, God reveal?

-Metatron is the one in control of heaven.

I honestly thought the list would be much shorter, I underestimated just how much Good Omens brain rot I have lmao

-God has been chilling and not really telling anyone what to do.

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #neil gaiman #gos2 #crowley x aziraphale #gabriel #aziraphale x crowley #good omens book #good omens 2

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blackmambaboobs · 2 years

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What's the mercs reaction to finding out s/o has a large pet snake (think chunky as demo's bicep and long as engi is tall) that they regularly handle?

Snek, Snek, Snek, Snek, Snek (I love Sneks)- TF2 Mercs X Gender Neutral Reader With A Chonky Snek Headcanons: Scout: -He nearly pisses himself when you bring the snek out- -He pretty much climbs the wall to get away when you take the snek out. -Once he calms down and you explain that, no, Sneks don't size you up and that it's a myth and that they won't eat him, he kinda calms down. -Let him boop the snoot and he'll feel a bit braver about the Snek... Kinda. Spy: -He's a bit unnerved when you bring out the Snek. -Don't get me wrong, he's seen snakes before and knows not to be afraid of them, but with your Snek being huge and thick, he's gonna be a bit uncomfortable. -When you let him watch the Snek from a distance and sees the Snek means no harm, then he's chill about it. Soldier: -Asks very loudly on why you have a large ass Snek in your arms, but surprisingly isn't scared of the Snek! -Will pet them and yell compliments about how adorable the Snek is. -Honestly, why were you scared about them meeting Soldier, he's a merc' for fuck's sake- Sniper: -He's not afraid, the exact opposite actually! -He knows what species and morph the Snek is and even asks to hold it. -He'll talk about how gorgeous the Snek is while the Snek just vibes on him. -He's from Australia, you really think this is something new to him?? Pyro: -LOVES THE SNEK!! -Gives them a bunch of boops! -Asks to put bows and a collar on them. -You often will find them vibing with the Snek while coloring or something. -Calls the Snek your Guys' child- Engineer: -While he is from Texas and you know, they have Rattlesnakes and other venomous animals, he's not exactly prepared when you bring a Snek out that literally is the same height as him- -He acts super chill and even calls it a petname, but on the inside, he's n e r v o u s. -But after watching how the Snek acts and how you're so calm, he genuinely becomes super chill with the Snek. Heavy: -He isn't afraid, like, at all. -He greets the Snek and says it's adorable. -He's from Russia where there are Bears you can own. You really think he's gonna shit his pants just because you bring out a Snek? -Will often ask how the Snek is and if they've been fed and such! Demoman: -If he's drunk, he'll think they're Nessie and try to attack it or something- -But if he's not drunk, he'll say how they're a Beauty and even pet it! -He appreciates how you see this big animal as sweet and loving and falls in love with you even more (he might be projecting)- Medic: -Terrified of the Snek- -Will straight up say that they can't be in the same room as his Doves. -He'll watch you and the Snek like a Hawk to make sure that they don't bite you since he doesn't trust the Snek. -He respects the Snek, but won't go near them-

#tf2 #x reader #reader insert #anon #estrella answers #awesome anon #headcanons #headcanon #tf2 demoman #tf2 medic #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #tf2 heavy #tf2 engineer #tf2 pyro #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #Snake

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chaoticvictorianspirit · 5 months

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drunk Doctor in s2e4 is literally just an early character concept for Crowley, I mean just look at him! that's my snek boy!! he's almost ready to hatch (just give him about 13 years)

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#david tennant was channeling crowley in that scene and you can not change my mind #also...banana daiquiri? appalling. absolutely repulsive. I love the doctor but dang his taste in cocktails is shit #doctor who #good omens

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leshy-of-the-old-faith · 5 months

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*gives you a vodka*

Have fun

《 Thanks! I'll Get Drunk And Have Some Fun With My Beloved Snek! 》

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typically-untypical · 1 year

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Idea for a fic - Thomas wonders how the sides are affected when he gets drunk, and decides to call them all up and test it. Virgil passes out first since alcohol dulls a lot of anxiety around how you're perceived by others, and Logan gets quite silly as it lets him loosen up. Patton is super giggly and floppy, but lasts longer than the first two. The twins go wild with ideas that get more and more ridiculous, with Remuss ideas starting to sound more and more interesting as time goes on. And as the night goes on, Janus' mask drops and it's revealed that he's a super cuddly snek boi with the most genuine declarations of (platonic) love and adoration Thomas has ever heard from any of his sides. He also lasts until the end, when he suggests Thomas stop before he passes out because it would just leave Remus left and that would be a mess to clean up in the morning.

Feel free to take or leave any details, whatever works for you!

I wasn't able to get all of the sides quite like you suggested, but I still had a lot of fun with this one!

Drunk Thomas

As Thomas stumbled into his house Logan was the first to appear. He couldn't rationalize why his logical side would be the first side to show up after a night of drinking, but it probably meant a lecture he very much didn't want to hear right now. "I told you that we should have been more careful," Logan's words were slurred and his hands flittered around as if trying to figure out what to do with them. It was kind of funny to see the normally cool and composed teacher a bit lost. Eventually, one of his hands landed on his tie to straighten it while the other went to push up his glasses, neither were straight after his attention and Thomas had to fight back a laugh. Logan was completely disheveled while trying to act presentable; he was also obviously drunk. Thomas had never really thought about it, but if they were all just parts of him, of course they also got drunk when he did, but that meant all of his sides were drunk and this was going to be hilarious to see. Before he could even try to summon anyone else, Roman appeared.

"Lighten up you, you... something." Roman looked thoughtful as he was trying to figure out a nickname for Logan, but then he actually turned to look at the nerd and he began laughing, pointing at Logan with his Katana. "You look like... woah, did you all know I have a sword?" His eyes were wide as he looked at his signature weapon as if he had never seen it before, marveling as he turned it over in his hands a few times. "Ouch, the foul beast has offended me!" He had a small cut on his hand from the sharpness of the blade.

"Shut up Princey," Virgil called from the couch. His voice was quiet, laden with exhaustion and they were all pretty sure he had fallen asleep as soon as the words were out of his mouth. Roman looked like he was debating whether or not he should attack the emo so Thomas attempted to step in. He walked towards Roman, hand out to help with the cut, but Roman apparently made a different assumption.

"How dare you attempt to steal my protection, back foul beast this is mine and mine alone!" Logan looked about ready to strangle Roman for his shouting. He even reached out towards Roman, but being so close it looked as if he was reaching out towards Thomas. The host of this montly crew didn't have time to react as he was swept into someone else's many arms, squished against a black and yellow capelet.

"All of you need to stop bullying Thomas!" Janus was hiding Thomas from the other sides who were very much not bullying him but Thomas couldn't help but be a bit touched by Janus' sudden protectiveness and he hugged his deceitful side back, pulling him in close. Janus reacted immediately, gently petting Thomas' hair and cooing at his favorite person.

"You are a complicated snake, but you are my snake." Thomas began to gently rub Janus' back and it seemed the returned affection made Janus completely melt, knocking his own hat off as he rubbed his head against Thomas' the way a cat might.

"This is a mess," Logan muttered, turning to sink out but bumping into the wall instead, almost falling on his back. "I am extremely functional and none of you saw that!" He insisted, causing Roman to laugh with his full body.

"The nerd can't stand!" He laughed, stepping forward and tripping over Logan only to land on top of him. "Oh my gods! I'm bleeding!" Roman continued to shout and Logan groaned.

"Maybe Virgil had the right idea, a nap sounds like the correct course of action." He wasn't able to get up though, currently squished under Roman and without the proper dexterity to move.

"Bedtime for everyone!" Patton popped up, a little wobbly on his feet but he faked sobriety pretty well. He started with Virgil, touching him and sending him back into the mindscape. Then he moved over to Logan and Roman, sending both of them back. He had to stop for a moment after that, leaning against the wall to catch his breath. Pretending to be sober was far harder than just existing. When he finally caught his balance again, he walked over to Janus and Thomas, the former hissing at him and turning away so that Patton couldn't touch the later.

"Leave my angel alone. He doesn't have to do what you tell him." Janus stuck out his tongue in a completely failed attempt at being intimidating.

"I just... I'm just trying to get him to bed." Patton looked at the both of them with puppy dog eyes, round and vulnerable. He wasn't doing anything wrong this time.

Janus completely ignored him, pulling away from Thomas just enough to actually look him in the face. Two of his hands came up to cup Thomas' cheeks, looking into his eyes. "Do you want to go to bed? It's okay if you say no, no one can force you to sleep. Not if you don't want to."

Thomas laughed, gently nodding even if it was hard to move his head in Janus' grip. "It was a long night, and we had a lot of fun, but I think now, sleep is good."

Janus hummed, nodding gently, still not letting go of the sides of Thomas' face. "Sleep is good, self-care."

Thomas nodded, trying to move away but Janus still had him held. He had a sheen of tiredness to his eyes, and Thomas knew he wasn't going to make it up the stairs tonight. "Let's all sleep here, there's too many stairs."

"I can agree to that," Patton said, letting Janus shuffle Thomas over to the couch, "Even if we might not feel too comfortable in the morning."

"I'll survive," Thomas said, thankful that the couch was now empty. Somewhere behind the buzz of alcohol, Thomas knew his sides weren't real, that he couldn't touch them but there was no time to actually think about all of that right now, not when he was ready to relax into the comfort of his cushioned sofa. Not when Janus was laying on top of him to keep him safe and warm. "Do-" he was cut off by a yawn before Patton began tucking the two of them in with a blanket. "Do all of you get silly when I drink?"

"Only when you drink a bit too much," Patton said, sitting down next to the couch and leaning his head against it, looking up at Thomas with a soft smile.

"Psh..." Janus shook his head, "Not too much, this isn't a regular thing, and you stopped before you got sick. Still have your memories, only drank because you know you were in a safe environment, and you are safe at home. You did perfect." He gently patted Thomas' head. "Safe... safe, safe, safe." Janus repeated the word until it didn't feel like a word anymore. Then, surprisingly, he turned to look at Patton.

"You should relax papa bear, you're working too hard, even Annie is asleep. All of us deserve rest."

Patton bit his lip and it looked like he was honestly thinking about it for a while, but then he shook his head no. "I'll watch out for the rest of you."

Janus just rolled his eyes and curled up against Thomas, listening to the sound of his host's heartbeat. "I'll protect him," He hissed, gently patting Thomas' chest. The snake began to relax, closing his eyes softly. "I'll always protect you."

"We will all protect him." Patton responded, letting out a big yawn. "You aren't the only one."

No, he knew he wasn't. Janus smiled softly. They all loved Thomas and they were all going to do their best to protect him. That's what it meant to be one of Thomas' sides.

#Untypical Creations #Sanders Sides #Sanders Side fic #Fanfic #character thomas sanders #Logan sanders #Roman Sanders #Virgil Sanders #Janus Sanders #Patton Sanders #alcohol #crack treated seriously #They all care about Thomas!

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facelessxchurch · 1 year

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Most important question: has Mevolent ever said the Big Words. Has he ever directly told Nef, "I love you."

Yes, he did. It's not that rare for him actually.

He mostly says it when he did something to upset Nef and needs him to forgive him. "You know I love you, Nefarian." followed by a lil kiss on the cheek or forehead. A few wayward ILU's whenever Nef is especially cute or fierce in battle tend to escape him too the latter is followed by dragging Nef somewhere private ;P get yourself a snek that can do both

He also calls him "my love", "beloved" or "my beloved pet" or any variation of that when he's feeling tender or while comforting Nef.

But Nef says it more often and he was totally the one that said "I love you" first tho. While drunk and instantly regretting it when Mev's answer was "Oh.". Mev saved it by just making out with him and making Nef forget his reaction. He's lucky Nef is easily distracted.

Even in the present whenever Nef tells him he loves him, usually followed by "I'm worried about you", Mev tends to answer with "I know.". Nef learned to not be offended by that bc Mev is just being Mev again.

I think I'm being emotional about that bc Mev telling Nef he owns him is his more sincere version of I-Love-You. After all, what is true love if not mutual ownership, giving yourself completely to your lover.

Nef gave his body and soul to Mev and promised him eternity. He laid his very self bare to Mev with all his weaknesses and flaws, the ugly and the bad. After all, Mev won't be happy with any less than everything. In turn, while not being quite as open, Nef is the one that knows Mev the best. He has known him the longest, and has a good idea of what he went through in the Unnamed's service, he is the one he shares his concerns and doubts with while having to act confident and all-knowing in front of everyone else. He's the one he laughs and jokes with, Nef is one of very few people that actually gets his humour. Nef is the only person that makes him feel human and sees him as more than just their messiah figure or, in the case of the Sanctuaries, the devil.

Eventho he would never admit it Nef own his heart as much as he owns Nef. He always had a soft spot for him; despite all, he still yearns for things to be the way they used to. What an odd sensation it is to miss the war during peace times, yet the world made more sense back then. He cannot bring himself to kill Nef, even if he's more than deserving of such a punishment, and he still wants him back in one way or another. Spending centuries together leaves no one unaffected, not even one such as Mevolent.

Mev viewed what they have as one of a kind, something special. So seeing anyone else (Creed or especially the Unnamed) own Nef feels like a complete violation of their bond, however, damaged it might be. Think, giving someone a wedding ring just for them to give it to their new lover after breaking up, but worse. That's probably why I'm obsessing over Nef being owned (by another); bc of the delicious heartbreak it causes Mev, a man that isn't easily hurt.

Little does Mev know that they never truly owned Nef. He was just deceiving them for his own benefit. Despite himself, despite a remarkably bad break-up and telling himself that he doesn't love Mev anymore, Nef finds himself wishing he could tell him that when he sees the hurt in Mev's eyes.

#Mevpine #Mevolent #Nefarian serpine #skulduggery pleasant #headcanon #answered #anonymous #I'm being emotional about them again </3 #Mevpine headcanon #fav

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valarinventures · 1 year

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Daniel may be drunk and alone, but at least he has his little snek babies to accompany him.

Happy New Year, blondie boy!

#camp camp #camp camp fanart #camp camp daniel #camp camp fandom #cc daniel #snakes #snake #pet snake #snek #baby snek #happy new year #doodle

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