#drunk memes
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❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞
What the fuck.
“ You’re a pirate and that is indeed where we are, Bede Stonnet. “ Izzy smirked, listening to him slur his words. “ I never should have given you the good stuff.. “
@avastyetwats
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Wait a second....
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When you’ve already drank so fucking much this week that you can’t tell the difference from drunk and sober:
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honkai star rail version 1.2
#honkai star rail#dan heng#jing yuan#blade#ever makes art#this meme is the essence of jinrenheng to me#but drunk pizza girl is ESPECIALLY 1.2 dan heng to me
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New video out today!!!
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Perd and Emma are join today by microflow, to play a game of make a meme.
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Nobody:
Kaz Brekker:
#She’d laughed and if he could have bottled the sound and got drunk on it every night he would have#it terrified him#actually I’d probably join him#nobody is actually all of us#Inej’s laughter#shadow and bone#six of crows#crooked kingdom#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#kanej#shadow and bone netflix#shadow and bone season 2#freddy carter#soc#grishaverse#six of crows memes#shadow and bone meme#saw something similar on Insta I think but not on here so…#please enjoy#I spent too long making this-#gif edit#kazscrows
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Meanwhile Lae'zel:
Bg3 as unhinged posts 🍾/?
Part 3
Bonus Astarion under the cut
#lae couldnt give less of a fuck#and shed sleep through the fireworks too#nothing could possibly get her to celebrate#wyll gets his group kiss btw#and karlach gets the zoomies#while starri and shart get wine drunk#(gale is the second of them to go to bed)#new years eve#bg3#bg3 memes#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate 3 meme#bg3 karlach#karlach#bg3 shadowheart#shadowheart#bg3 gale#gale of waterdeep#bg3 wyll#wyll ravengard#bg3 lae'zel#lae'zel#bg3 astarion#astarion
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Ghost: I haven’t been hugged in years
Soap: I hugged you yesterday
Ghost sighs: I wonder how it feels-
Soap: I FUCKIN HUGGED YOU LAST NIGHT, GHOST
Ghost: LIAR
Soap: WE’RE YE’ THAT DRUNK…?!
#he in fact#was that drunk#ghostsoap#call of duty#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#cod modern warfare#ghost mw2#simon riley#incorrect cod quotes#cod meme
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#animal crossing#nintendo#new horizons#villager#funny#switch#nintendo switch#bird#gaming#video games#animals#acnh#lol#humor#meme#alcohol#drunk#animal crossing new horizons#weird#ac
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#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#the untamed#lan wangji#lan zhan#hanguang jun#drunk lan wangji#drunkji#mdzs crack#mdzs meme#mdzs shitposting#wangxian#sorta#apple memes 🍎#my autistic king#twitter#sadderlizards
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#and thats okay#jadzia dax#i figured out how to make higher quality gifs#now im truly unstoppable#someone take this power from me before i become drunk on it#star trek#deep space nine#ds9#glitter gif#star trek meme#the fact that there are SO MANY star trek characters to choose from for this text though#my gender identity is incredibly nuanced#scrimbled
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Drunk Giants
Imagine a tiny waiting up late for their giant to come home from their fun night out, only to have them arrive way later than they told them they would, completely wasted.
They’re stumbling around the apartment, calling out for the tiny while giggling to themselves. The tiny is unsure if they should answer. It’s the first time they’ve ever seen the giant this drunk… And while they know it’s them, and they’d never do anything to hurt them, accidents do happen…
However, they don’t get much time to overthink it as the giant spots them on the the couch. Their face shifts into utter delight and they practically throw themselves to where they’re sitting.
Before the tiny can react, they’re scooped up and peppered with kisses, the giant was happy to see their little buddy and more than willing to shower the frozen tiny with affection.
Despite being drunk, the giant handles the tiny like they’re the most delicate thing in the world, being mindful of how they’re holding them.
The tiny engages in some small talk, asking about how the evening was- only to be met by a slurred “it’s better now that I’m here with you~”, they ask how much the giant has had to drink- and they’re immediately silenced by the giant pair of lips that cover their entire face, they try to get the giant to put them down and go to bed- only to have them stand up and stumble to the bedroom with a giggle - “Yeah- hicc Yeah I think we should go to bed now…”
Not what they meant at all…
The tiny is unable to do anything as their giant carries them off to the bedroom, snuggling them between their cheek and the pillow as they yawned. The smell of alcohol was strong in their mouth. The tiny tries to ignore this as the giant nuzzles them gently into the pillow like a cat.
They can’t really move. And they can tell that their giant has fallen asleep. They sigh as they try to get comfortable. Oh well. At least the giant will feel the karma tomorrow morning when the night of drinking catches up to them.
#g/t#g/t community#giant/tiny#giant/tiny prompt#prompts g/t#sfw g/t#g/t prompt#drunk#g/t fearplay#sorta?#unintentionally#g/t shitpost#g/t meme#tw alchohol mention
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Okay Tumblr do your thing and make this blow up like my Nimona meme 🙏
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