i went to get my t-shot yesterday and it took me an hour and a half to get to the clinic and as soon as i got on the bed the nurse dropped my t-shot and it broke and now they're trying to make me pay for the replacement. i think the fuck not lmao
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i know nothing about youtuber whatsoever. every time someone talks about a popular youtuber it feels like theyre conjuring a dude from thin air. hearing about youtuber drama is like seeing everyone spontaneously pull a guy out of their hat and start beating him to death with hammers
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yesterday i was ringing up an old man at work and he asked if i wanted to see his pride and joy, pulled out his wallet, and in the place where you’d keep a picture of like your family he had this
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our discord unanimously agreed that ratatouille is a mecha and I cried laughing after making this joke
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everyone shut the fuck up and look at lil nas x and the wiggles
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SAM'S NEW WINTER OUTFIT IS A PERSONAL ATTACK
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if i woke up in taylor swift's body id tweet out "watching hetalia! it's SOOO funny" and turn my phone off
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