No matter how excited we were for Anthygone, you’ve gotta appreciate how we’ve literally got the epitome of serious tragedy and the epitome of meme tragedy going head-to-head in the finals for tumblr’s ultimate tragic character. It’s shockingly fitting, in a way.

Across the spiderverse spoilers

Across the spiderverse was so good omg

ROUND 1-D: Oli VS Dr. Doofensmirtz

Bet.

Meet Dr. DoofenXianyun

this is why you guys shouldn't give me ideas

I had a dream that Heinz doofenshmirtz was trans and he invented the breastremovinantor to remove all the breasts off of trans men in Danville

He was like "you see Perry the platypus, when I was a kid in Drusselstein my family couldn't afford a binder so I had to wear my mother's old sports bras" and Perry's like "oh well" and he just jumps off the balcony and leaves since he's not doing a bad thing

i will never forget being alone on the opposite side of the country from my family waiting for my college orientation to start, turning on the hotel TV and stopping on rerun episode of phineas & ferb out of nostalgia while i wait for it to be time to go, only to watch the disney channel original series phineas & ferb imply that dr. doofensmirtz is trans by giving him udders when he transforms into a were-cow. at 8am

Peter B. Parker (Spider-Man (Marvel Comics)): "literally his entire character is being the lamer spider-man than Peter A. Parker and I think that's beautiful"

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb): "Behold, Perry the Platypus— the DOOFENSWEEP-INATOR!!!"

It’s so funny when people are like “um, acktually, this is why this happened” when someone uses the whole “Doof had to wear girl clothes in his childhood” to say he’s trans like babe, first of all, we fucking know, it’s a headcanon, and a very good one at that, and second, Doof is the most unreliable narrator I’ve EVER seen so don’t you dare take his word as absolute law

Evil is an aesthetic and not an orientation. Hero is also only aesthetic.

Instead of Good -> Evil the scale should be Integrity -> Fucked Up

HW

WHAT.

Fist inside job getting cancelled, now this

Heinz Doofensmirtz landing on his butt and going “oh, my Heinz heinie”was so babygirl of him

yeah.

I think Sonic’s rivalry with Dr Eggman in Sonic Boom is far greater than that of Batman and the Joker. It’s on the same level as Perry the Platypus and Dr Doofensmirtz.

(Unless, of course, you’re talking about the Lego Batman version. Then they are all on the same level.)

Me: …. Y’know what? Screw it. REDESIGN TIME!!

My Redesign and the Original One:

And also some alternative outfits!