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A platypus
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Perry the platypus
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This was inspired by this post
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toothybat · 9 months
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How has no one done this yet
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dooffirmations · 2 years
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cooltapes-42 · 9 months
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literally first thing i thought of when i saw this.
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2023 TUMBLR LITTLEST MEOW MEOW COMPETITION ROUND 3: LAWYERINATOR
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THEY'RE WAHSED UP BUT THEY'RE NOT DOWN! THEY'VE GOT A DAUGHTER AT HOME AND BILLS TO PAY, SO MOVE OVER CAUSE I'TS TIME TO PLAY!
YOU CAN'T MAKE AN OMLETE WITHOUT CRACKING A FEW EGGS AND YOU CAN'T BE A MEOW MEOW WITHOUT A SCORE TO SETTLE!
GET A FEW YEARS UNDER YOUR BELT AND EVERYDAY IT FEELS LIKE YOU WAKE UP TO A BLAST FROM YOUR PAST, WHETHER IT'S A SUPRISE WITNESS OR SUDDEN TRAUMA FLASHBACK!
IT'S THE PARROT'S WORD VS. THE PLATYPUS'S LACK OF WORDS IN DETERMINING WHICH OF THESE TWO TROUBLED TRY-HARDS IS GOING TO THE LITTLEST MEOW MEOW SEMIFINALS!
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favcharacterpoll · 6 months
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QUARTERFINALS MATCH TWO: CECIL VS. DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
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Cecil Propaganda:
"Cecil is not only the Tumblr sexyman, he is the first gay protagonist of a podcast that most of us have ever heard. From the very first episode he was unashamedly queer and no one has ever called him out or given him shit for being gay. He is a gay Jewish fashion disaster who is the mouthpiece for an incredibly bizarre town and plays the whole “this horrifying thing is completely normal”thing so well. If Cecil wasn’t there, I think a lot of people wouldn’t have felt so accepted for just being who they were. Cecil is an inspiration and the queer podcast rep we all deserved as we were growing."
"he’s gay. he’s a dilf. he’s ageless. he has been since there’s was nothing and he’s still here after the world ended. he can summon music. his mother is a oracle his father is a tree. his cat is a man who got cursed and also has wings a stinger and poison??? he thinks a tutu and crocs is formal wear and has talked to god and she said ‘I love you. I’m sorry’. he’s definitely guilty of manslaughter from negligence"
"this is the website Night Vale built!"
☠Matt Damon, Eda Clawthorne, LL!ZombieCleo, Aelita Schaeffer, Razputin Aquato, c!Wilbur Soot☠
Dr. Doofenshmirtz Propaganda:
"i wanna rotate him so badly. i want to hold him up like he is my own child. i love this man"
"dr doofenshmirtz is transgender source: trust me"
☠Red, Callie, Percy Jackson, Waymond Wang, Miles Morales☠
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teathattast · 11 months
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thekatfuzz · 7 months
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bootleg-nessie · 7 months
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Dr. Doofensquirtz: “With this ass-blastinator I will take over the prostate area” >:)
Perry the platypussy: *seductive platypus noises*
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wait-for-it-next · 5 months
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First part of many more to come…
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raining-anonymously · 1 month
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the funniest possible hero and villain dynamic.
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thedailyplatypics · 8 months
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Perrypics in Candace Against the Universe (P1)
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cdpdoodler · 9 days
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DOOF: RISE OF THE SHMIRTZ - Unofficial Trailer
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hi pls look at this oh my god the cinnamon tography.....
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iwasbored777 · 10 months
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I don't know about you but these are my official four horsemen of a villain/antagonist who would've won easily and/or long time ago if he focused on the fight more and stopped talking when he shouldn't have
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isapolvorita · 10 months
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Something about doofenshmirtz saying "a platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS" every time its so cute of him like
If he was any other villain, he will try to destroy all the platypus the first or second time perry fool him, but doof, everytime he sees a platypus, he is like "oh well, another platypus in my life, i can get used to it". The episode when perry dress as his favourite professor and when perry take off the costume, doof just say "professor you are a platypus???" but im sure he is open to just accept that sometimes people random in his life is going to be a platypus, he is not judging all the platypus he meets just because perry is his enemy.
Its sad that every time, the platypus is perry tho
Also it makes me wonder how many platypus he knows that arent perry the platypus
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You stand in a well lit room, across from you there is a long-faced man wearing a white coat
PERCEPTION [Legendary: Fail] - It looks like the sort of thing a pharmacist would wear, maybe you’re at a pharmacy? Or this rehab Kim is always gushing to you about?
LOGIC [Medium: Success] - No, there’s no way this is a pharmacy. There isn’t any medication or cabinets anywhere. In fact there’s very little furniture in the room
HALF LIFE [Godly: Success] - Somewhere, somehow, beyond the pale you feel thousands of eyes all fixated on you. They want something but you aren’t sure what. They seem judgemental
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Easy: Success] - Forget about all that nonsense Harry baby! This man is CLEARLY a pharmacist and pharmacists all hold the keys to the candy-colored kingdom! Why don’t you ask him what sorts of prescription medications he could hook you up with? He looks like a man who likes to party…or could at least USE a party 
HORRIFIC NECKTIE -- “OOOH! ASK HIM IF HE HAS ANY HAND SANITIZER -- WE WAS ZOOTED OFF OUR BOLLOCKS LAST TIME HARRY MY BOY!”
LONG-FACED PHARMACIST: “Ah Harry Du Bois how unexpected that you would be my final opponent….and by completely unexpected I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED!”
LONG-FACED PHARMACIST: “Ah but it is no matter, as you are the perfect final test subject for my ULTIMATE creation: The DOOFENSWEEPINATOR! With this device I’ll take over all polls and brackets in the TRI-STATE AREA!”
ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Success] - Tri-state-area: a term that is indicative of but not necessarily in reference to a metropolitan area that spans the borders of three states, although it has also often been used to refer to large metropolitan area that cover up to 4 and sometimes only 2 actual states
ENCYCLOPEDIA [Easy: Fail] You have no idea what a state is however, so the term itself may as well be a nonsense word
COMMUNIST SPIRIT: The only state that matters to you Harry is the state of workers’ liberation! Which is abysmal as usual.
SHIVERS [Challenging: Success] - Whatever this man is talking about you’re fairly certain it isn’t Revochal
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