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#dorian gray incorrect quotes
little-bit-obsessed · 1 month
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Basil: Some horrible people have really nice friends. Just look at your mate Henry.
Dorian, affronted: What's wrong with Henry?
Basil: Nothing.
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Incorrect The Picture of Dorian Gray Quote
Some random person: Do you gentlemen have any personal philosophical beliefs?
Dorian Gray: Screw around and find out.
Henry Wotton: Hedonism.
Basil Hallward: Existentialcrisis-ism.
Henry: That's not how you-you know what, I change mine to existential criticism.
Source: Me, I'm so proud 😭
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picklepie888 · 1 year
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Basil: Ok, Dorian's here. I will allow you to talk to him, but you better not influence him with any of your weird morally grey philosophy!
Henry: Alright alright I won't. Geez.
Dorian: Pleasure to meet you Lord Wott-
Henry: Aren't you tired of being nice?
Dorian: Uh-
Henry: Don't you wanna just go apeshit?
Basil: Henry, I swear to God!!!
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glennsparadice · 16 days
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yallemagne · 1 year
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Dorian: "IF ONLY I COULD HAVE TOLD BASIL!! His true honest love could have been enough to save my soul!"
Me: "oh my god he's having thoughts of his own..."
Dorian: "but ehh it's far too late, I'm just gonna slip into eternal corruption."
Me: "YOU WERE JUST TALKING TO HIM LIKE JUST NOW??"
Dorian has no object permanence. I want to slap him.
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thegoatsongs · 1 year
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tybaltstan · 1 year
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Henry: We both look very handsome tonight. Dorian: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." Henry: I couldn't take that chance.
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danganronpafakes · 1 year
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Kokichi: The only difference between a caprice and a lifelong passion is that the caprice lasts a little longer. Gonta: In that case, let our friendship be a caprice.
Source: Oscar Wilde ("The Picture of Dorian Gray")
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voidpugh · 2 years
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sirius black loves reading book. but he has specific books and he obsessed w them. he read them again and again. the picture of dorian gray hits sirius differently. he read that book countless times. took some notes, highlighted all the book. post-it it. book looked old and messy. you could see somebody give that book to their soul. somebody found themselves in that book. and when he saw it on bookshelf he read it again. he had a oscar wilde obsession. eh, remus gave it book to him in the first place.
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hiddenobject-fanblog · 8 months
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Sam, walking out on the balcony:
Cobra: HISSSSSS!!!
Sam: *SCREAMING* GET YOUR FUCKING SNAKE, BITCH!
Oscar, over the intercom: It doesn't bite.
Sam: YES IT DOES! GET THE--
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Basil Hallward, at a demonstration: Gay marriage rights!
Henry Wotton next to him, holding a poster with crossed-out rings: No gay marriage! Forget marriage! We are better than this! We-*looks at Basil* *sighs* Gay marriage rights. We want them.
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marce-mallow · 7 months
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Dorian: No homo, we’re fresh out
Basil, sweating: can you check the back?
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escape-from-arcadia · 2 years
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Douxie: They say that when good Americans die they go to Paris. Steve: Really! And where do bad Americans go to when they die? Jim: They go to America.
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yallemagne · 1 year
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Dorian: "WHAT THE FUCK?!? Why is my picture still trash?! Like, yeah, I killed Basil, but that's not even that big of a deal! I just broke up with my underaged girlfriend before sleeping with her! I should be forgiven by now!!"
The Painting: "are you fucking shitting me right now"
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basilsbestpainting · 7 months
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*Splayed across my couch, comfortable and avoiding my tasks*
Paint me like one of your depressed victorian twinks
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