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I have an idea for Araki: what if Diavolo and Doppio looked exactly the same physically. 
They’d be either 100% looking like the little twink physically. Only sporadically taking on a deep voice, putting on a suit (when he’s not just in lingerie instead), and acting like the 40+ heavy drinker mob boss. 
His capos warning any newbie they’ll end up sleeping with the Venetian fishes if they dare calling him a chihuahua or a kid. 
Or either 100% looking like the rough hermit. Only sporadically braiding his hair, putting on a cute crop-top sweater, and acting like a ten years younger drama queen with a cell phone addiction.
His capos going: “Mamma mia, the boss is wearing his boob window pink shirt right now; better have that work meeting another time...”
Polnareff just like, not recognizing the guy when he has his hair up and a shirt on, in total Clark Kent fashion
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straybeasty · 7 months
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i actually wasnt sure to upload this here lol hi
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silsmcginty · 2 years
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Jekyll & Hyde but jojo?
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mister13eyond · 6 months
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also please forgive my unhinged rambling attempts to explain how i can feel exactly as positive about something as i did previously but it no longer occupies the Hyperfixation Zone, i know it's probably incomprehensible and i always feel like i'm Letting People Down when the hyperfixation ebbs into normal enjoyment
especially since i Still Love a lot of the things I was hyperfixated on, I just don't have that same Creative Itch about them? like 'wow this piece of media will stay with me forever and shaped me as a person. but the imaginary switch in my brain that fueled the unhinged creative machine about it has now clicked off through no decision of my own and i can no longer Make Stuff about it.'
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nijistars · 1 year
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anyways here's my new oshi 🐣💜🎡
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hitechlatte · 1 year
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Game On - Rise!Future!Donnie X GN!Reader
All 4-1 Challenge Fanfiction
Prompt: Reader continually uses TERRIBLE pick up lines on your choice of turtle, trying to drop the hint.
(I may been VERY lenient with the prompt, but I hope you enjoy nonetheless)
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Warnings: Lots of Swearing
This is based in future timeline, several years after start of Kraang Invasion.
Saw some entries for this and got invested so I wanted to whip something up real quick for it lol.
ALSO WARNING! My fic is SFW and so anyone can read but a lot of the other fics in this contest are not, so just wanted to give peeps a heads up if they look at other entries, which you should if you are of age because they are rad, but warning has been given.
Challenge Hosted by: @turtle-babe83 @thelaundrybitch @leosgirl82 @nittleboo @tmnt-tychou and @post-apocalyptic-daydream
Also stole puns from here: https://thedarkestroast.com/coffee-puns/#Jokes_About_Drinking_Coffee
FIC UNDER KEEP READING
Game On
Clutching tightly to the mug in your hand, your steps echoed in the corridor. It had only been your second day in the NYC safe haven and some lady named Cassandra had already found you a job on base.
And of course, even in the apocalypse, you were still working as a barista.
But at least this way you could be helpful and show your gratitude. If the recon team hadn’t found you hiding in that decrepit Stock & Shop when they did…
Well... You didn’t want to think about what could have been.
As you reached the end of the cave’s offshoot, you found a large metal door built into the natural structure of the tunnel. With a perplexed look, you gazed at the panel towards the right of the entrance and pressed the ‘call’ button.
“What.” A voice curtly snapped.
“Is this uh… Derek? Your brother Mikey said to bring you some coffee.” You told the panel.
“Ah.” The voice spoke back, “And did this brother of mine tell you to play into the role of barista by perpetuating the stereotype that those who handle coffee somehow lose their ability to correctly recall a name? If this is his poor attempt to simulate normalcy when I’m already stressed out, you can inform him I’m not amused.”
Fuck... You groaned in your mind, ecstatic to be making such great first impressions.
“Did you at least get my order right? Or is that part of your performance as well?” The voice continued.
“It’s just a double espresso. It’s kind of hard to fuck that up” You commented.
“Well at least you’re not entirely inept.” The voice groaned, “Bring it to my desk.”
As you harshly cursed at yourself, you could hear the whirls of an engine. To your left, the metal door slid open, showcasing a large cavern filled with machines and wires.
Slowly stepping into the space, your eyes tried their best to take everything in. Machines flickered and buzzed all around you, while monitors stretched across the walls. The large screens lined out routes of the kraang activity and the recon teams. As you walked deeper into the room, you could hear the clattering of a keyboard. 
Following the noise, you could see one of the turtles sitting at a desk with several monitors. Numerous windows were scattered across the screens as he fervently typed away.
“Here’s your double espresso.” You flatly commented.
“Doppio, you mean?” The turtle corrected without looking away from his screen.
You rolled your eyes, “I’m surprised you actually know what it’s called.”
“I, unlike many residing in these halls, have class.” The turtle commented, “Besides, I’m the reason we even have an espresso machine.”
You let out a soft chuckle as you turned to head out of the room. However the turtle spoke up again, stopping you in your tracks.
“Has anyone walked you through how to use your communicator yet?” The turtle asked, his nose still buried in the monitors.
Turning back with a confused look you nodded, “Yeah, I got the rundown.”
“Good. I’m adding your device to a pager. Do whatever your typical duties are unless you receive a ping from me. The kitchen should already know this, but prioritize my orders. If I pass out when I’m supposed to be monitoring missions that will not end well.”
“Is that… uh… healthy?” You inquired.
“No, but what other choice do we have?” The turtle flatly stated as he seemed to read through something on his screen.
“Touche.” You shrugged your shoulders.
You went to take another step towards the exit, but then stopped once more.
“Oh guess I should apologize about the name mix up. What um. What is it actually?”
“It’s Donatello, or maybe I should have you simply refer to me as Donnie or even D. Since that may be easier for your poor mind to remember.” Donnie mocked with a devious tone in his voice.
Two can play this game. You thought.
With a snicker you commented back, “Ah Dennis? Cool. I can remember that.”
You could hear the turtle groan as he turned his chair around to glare at you. He seemed like he was going to chew you out until he saw the grin plastered across your face.
“Oh... You were kidding.” Donnie said, as he roughly rubbed his forehead, “Just go and let me get back to my work.”
“Sure thing, Daniel.” You called back as you made your way out of the room. 
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Over the next several weeks, the purple turtle seemed to slowly warm up to you. Your quick order drop off with whatever name you chose to call him that day, eventually turned into longer chats. You’d stick around for a bit, asking him how his work was going or to share gossip you’d heard from around the settlement.
One particular morning, you walked with a pep in your step. The prior night's recon team returned with a bunch of fancy coffee grounds from a nearby Whole Foods. You couldn’t help but bask in the smells emanating from Donnie’s mug.
Typing your code into the panel of the lab door, the metal whooshed opened and you swiftly headed to Donnie’s desk.
“Morning Deiphobus. Got a batch of fancy new grounds this morning and I have a feeling you’ll really like them.” You smirked.
“I’m sorry, Deiphobus?” Donnie asked as he turned to you with a grin on his face, “What is this 1250 BCE?”
“I’m running out of names!” You exclaimed, “It’s not my fault you drink like 4 coffees a day. Besides, how is that any worse than Donatello?”
“Donatello is a classic.” The turtle said, puffing out his chest as he turned back to his monitor, “Besides, where did you even find that name?”
“Some Shakespeare book.”
“Someone’s getting desperate.”
“I’m sorry it's not like we still have google and I can look up one of those stupid 3 billion baby name lists.”
“Oh if anything I commend your research.” Donnie snickered, “I’m just surprised you can actually read Shakespeare. I thought baristas were notorious for their illiteracy.”
“You’re awful.”
“Or maybe you’re just jealous you’re not as witty as myself.”
“If anything you’re jealous! I’m hella whitty.” You quickly defended.
“Uh-huh.”
“Oh it’s Game On, asshat.” You laughed, “Just wait, next time you see me you won’t know what hit you.”
A few hours passed when you heard your pager ping again. With a smirk, you whipped up his doppio and proudly made your way over to the lab.
As you reached his desk, you loudly cleared your throat. The noise caused the turtle to turn his chair and meet your gaze.
“Yes?” He asked.
“I, as I’m sure you’re well aware, am incredibly witty.” You said as you held the mug close to your chest.
“Uh-huh.”
“And someone as witty as myself, knows when a schtick has to end. So here is my new proposal.”
Donnie gave you a look of disbelief as he waited.
“Hello there, Donnie.” You began.
“Ah, my actual name. How witty. He said sarcastically.”
“Shush. That’s not it. Let me finish.” You flailed.
The purple turtle rolled his eyes as he leaned his elbow on his desk and propped up his chin.
“I just wanted to say… I made this cup of coffee, espresso-ly for you.”
The purple turtle stared at you, his eyes going wide.
"No." He said.
"Yes." You smirked.
“Oh god please no!” Donnie groaned loudly and buried his face in his desk. 
Your laughing echoed throughout the room as you nearly spilled his drink. Placing the mug down on the desk, you clutched onto your stomach and tried to stifle your laughter.
“Oh- oh that was too perfect. Leo was so right.” You cackled.
“Of course he’s in on this.” Donnie mumbled into the desk.
“Hey, he's the hero of this story. He’s the one who gave me the book.”
Donnie sat up straight and gave you a perplexed look, “Book?”
“Oh yeah, you know that run to the library last week? Leo found a book of ten thousand puns.”
“T-ten- THOUSAND?” Donnie could barely choke out.
“Yep!” You smirked, “And there’s a whole chapter just dedicated to coffee.”
Donnie groaned as he planted his face back down onto the desk.
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Each pun got progressively worse as you made your way through the list. Occasionally a joke would elicit a slight chuckle from the aloof purple turtle, but the other 90% of the time, he would simply groan or threaten to have you kicked out of base.
However, as the next few days turned into weeks, you began running out of material.
Or well… Material you felt comfortable using.
One section in the coffee chapter was titled Coffee Puns About Love and Romance. Every time you searched for a line to use, you always quickly skipped past that portion of the list. 
But, desperate times call for desperate measures.
Selecting the least aggressive pick up line from the options provided, you made your way over to his lab.
As you reached his desk, you placed the mug down on the surface without a word and sighed harshly.
“Ah, has the day come? Have you finally exhausted that grotesque list?” Donnie chuckled as he turned to you.
“No. But we are scraping the bottom of the barrel now.”
“Oh?”
Shaking out your hands and taking another breath you stared at the turtle. Your lips were reluctant, but you were able to form the words.
“You’re brew-ti-ful.”
His eyes went wide and his face blushed a harsh red.
“Oh god.” He groaned, “Please tell me ‘bottom of the barrel’ doesn’t mean the only puns left are awful pick up lines.”
“I mean I could tell you that, but then I’d be lying.”
Donnie groaned as he roughly slapped his own face.
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The pick up lines were much more entertaining than you expected. Seeing how madly he’d blush or stammer at your commentary was adorable, and you proudly played your part. For the days you were feeling extra adventurous, you‘d even pair the line with a wink or by blowing him a kiss.
However, when the list of lines was depleted, you did everything you could to keep the game going. On your offtime, you’d sit for hours, trying to concoct more coffee based pick up lines to try on him. You even found yourself practicing in the mirror to make sure you got the words just right.
And as this next chapter of the game continued on, you soon found yourself perplexed.
You don’t know when or how it happened…
But you started meaning what you said. 
To no avail, you kept trying to pinpoint when everything changed. Was it when your generic lines became more personalized? Or was it when your supplemental teasing went from playful winks to gentle fingers tracing the edge of his jaw.
Although you couldn’t find the answer you were looking for, you did know this.
It wasn’t your fault. 
If he didn’t have such vibrant reactions, you wouldn’t have become so obsessed with the game. 
It still would have been just a game. 
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Late one night, your pager beeped at you. As you tapped on the device you groaned.
“He knows it’s 4am right?”
After slowly trudging out of bed, you lethargically made his drink and headed over to the lab.
Rubbing your eyes, you mistyped your code a few times before finally opening the door.
The turtle was hunched over his desk. The taps of the keys sounded slower than usual.
“Dude, you owe me for making me get my ass out of bed.” You yawned.
“Blame Leo.” Donnie groaned, “The idiot winded up setting off a Kraang patrol unit.”
“Everyone, okay?!” You exclaimed.
“Thankfully.” Donnie sighed, “But I lost some of my search drones. Had to play distraction for a while so they could make an escape. Everything seems calm now, but I want to stay up for a bit longer just to make sure they return safely.”
“That’s good to hear.” You sighed, “Well... here’s your drink.”
“Ahh finally run out of lines?” Donnie groggily mocked as he continued to look at the screen.
His snarky attitude woke something up inside of you. 
Leaning forward, you gently grasped his chin, turning his face to meet yours. His cheeks burned vibrantly as he stared at you. With a devious gaze, your lips curled up slightly. 
“Oh I’m sorry. I almost forgot. Thanks for reminding me.” You snickered as your fingers still softly held his chin.
But while you tried to search your mind for the pun you had thought up on the way over, you couldn’t help but continually drop your gaze down to his lips. Silently cursing your tired stupor, you tried to regain focus. 
Donnie just sat there, barely breathing, as you continued to filter through your thoughts. He too, struggled to meet your gaze as his eyes continued to fall upon your lips.
However after a few more breathless moments, the line finally returned to your mind. With a slight blush on your cheeks, you smirked as you spoke.
“Words cannot express how much you mean to me.”
Both of you sat there frozen. Your eyes widened as the words left your lips. 
“Fuck I said it wrong! Sorry it’s late and-” You began to splutter.
But you were cut off by Donnie’s lips crashing into yours.
Game Over.
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deusluxuria · 6 months
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Things they love that make people go "WHAT" when they say they love the thing:
Abdul: The band TOOL. Particularly the "Lateralus" album. He's not as interested in the lyrics as much as the bizarre, startling time signatures and other unusual creative things... and some of their songs are angry as hell and very trauma-affirming.
Dio: Sewing, cooking, gardening, and other fairly mundane domestic activities.
Doppio: Opera and musical theater. He has quite the set of pipes. "Gretchen am Spinnrade" is his favorite song, and he can just sit at a piano and play/sing through the whole thing without breaking a sweat.
Giorno: Nine-Inch Nails. The meaner and angrier the song, the better, since he never talks about difficult things in his life but certainly needs an outlet. "Broken" is his favorite album, particularly the track "Pinion" as it expresses a lot of agony without any words. Also, Korn's self-titled album from 1994 (which, if you're interested in it... seriously look up trigger warnings first for the last trick).
Gyro: Johnny. Before he met him, he didn't think he could ever love anyone (besides his mother and siblings).
Johnny: Singing and playing piano. It was just about all he did for two years after his injury.
Jolyne: Really really really weird media (she inherited this from Jotaro). Ren & Stimpy, The Greasy Strangler, Sorry to Bother You, anything by Harmony Korine or John Waters, etc etc
Jotaro: Disco and funk music. He's been going to disco dance competitions with Holly since he was little, and they've won first place a number of times. Some might say the photos from these competitions are some of the only times he looks genuinely happy.
Pucci: Madonna's most controversial songs, performances, and statements. Also Tori Amos, Sinéad O'Connor, and anyone else who has bold criticisms towards the institution of Christianity.
Risotto: Anything cute and fluffy, especially animals. His teammates in the assassination squad sometimes have to hold his ass back if he sees a dog on the street.
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skubean · 1 year
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Hii! So I really liked your ren piano one, it was so sweet and cute :D
But may I request a (anyone) with a streamer s/o who likes to tease them both on and off camera?
hello, anon! i'm really sorry this took a while ඞ i was feeling sick the past few days and didn't really have the energy to do anything, but all is well now! i took some time thinking of who i wanted to write for and decided to do doppio, since he's been getting on my list lately ksksksk i hope it's fine btw! initially planned to write for multiple but i was worried i'd be repetitive, so hope you liked this one!
teasing them on and off stream! (streamer! reader x doppio dropsycthe)
notes: we'll pretend that dopi's model is like his actual self, and reader is a 'flesh'tuber, so there will be physical appearances of dopi (if that makes sense LMAOAOAO), female reader, fluff, slightly suggestive, also imagine this as if twitter or social media isn't as toxic as it is today and that relationships are openly accepted in the world of streamers hddhkshka
in the world of streaming, people already knew that xsoleil's duke of discipline was a taken man. and the one who stole his heart was none other than the internet's beloved streamer, y/n! it was never planned for the both of you to publicly announce your relationship, but it never really ceased the fans' constant shipping. they knew, even before y'all went public. there were numerous times when your name would be trending on twitter, or when your clips would go viral out of the blue. and for doppio, he was none other than a proud bf who is happy seeing the love of his life striving. even after announcing your relationship, the both of you never really appeared on each others' streams as often as people would expect, mainly because you would be streaming at the same time. however, today, was a little different. dopi told you that he had the day off and was going out to run some errands, and you also busied yourself getting ready for stream. when you clicked 'live', you greeted your viewers as usual. "hi, everyone! hope y'all doing great today as usual!", you started the stream on a cheery note. you were doing a just chatting stream since it's been a hectic week and wanted to spend some time with your viewers, so you decided to answer some of their questions. that is, until you saw a familiar name in chat. doppio dropscythe: i heard you're head over heels for your bf! he must be a lucky guy to have such a pretty girl. you chuckled, and read the chat out loud. "hi, pio", you said softly before noticing how fast chat was going. "i guess i am pretty down bad for my bf, i mean, he is a hot guy. couldn't be you though", you teased, knowing damn well that said hot guy was the one in your chat. "come home soon, pio. i was thinking of doing something special today, just for you, but you said you had stuff to do", you dramatically exclaimed, as you let out a fake sniffle. not long after that, the door to your room burst open and a very sweaty, out of breath doppio was standing there, face flushed and hair messy. you yelped from the sudden outburst and laughed seeing him. "jeez, chat, look who came running back home!", you panned the camera so that it was showing a bit of doppio as you saw him come closer to you before engulfing you in a hug. you tried pushing him away since he was all sweaty, but he looked you in the eyes, activating his puppy eyes before saying, "baby, where's my special surprise?". you gasped when he attacked your face with kisses and had to push him away. (clearly both of you forgetting that you're live) when you looked back on screen, the chat was going so fast that you couldn't even read it. you let doppio sit next to you as you spent a couple more minutes talking before finally ending the stream, fully aware that twitter was gonna be flooded with the both of you. let's just say, he pounced on you as soon as you ended stream and lifted you onto your shared bed. it was hot. the way he looked so impatient as if he was waiting for you to do something. you chuckled, and wrapped your arms around his neck . "what are you waiting for, baby? you look like you're in a hurry", you pulled him in for a kiss, and as the kiss got more heated, you pulled away and pushed him aside, leaving the tall man flabbergasted. "y/n!", doppio sat on the bed and flashed his puppy eyes again, hoping that you would sit back on bed with him. but instead, you laughed at him and walked away. "you're gonna have to try harder than that". doppio sighed in defeat. he was gonna chase after you until he heard you from the shower. "that is, if you come and join me, and i might give you your surprise" never in this man's life had he ever stripped so fast. later that day, twitter was flooded with fanarts of the both of you and 'the ship has sailed' trending with clips of you both everywhere.
a/n: fuck it, i didnt really know how to approach this but in my head all i can think of is sexy pio HSKAHSSHKA but i didn't wanna make this as nsfw as i initially intended to do, and i probably didn't even show much of the teasing aspect HDKSHAD im sorry
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nicecarito · 1 year
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Looks like Tumbrl is getting back to live? Sorry for not being active here, I'm active in Twitter but since things are getting better for tumbrl, I might upload stuff here more often.
Here is Fashion Magazine Editor Doppio!
With a good sense of style, clean lover, strict and diligent (Like in the main Plot) He's the head editor of Rooibos style Fashion Magazine!
Afortunately, not a yandere hitman like in the main plot xdd, but still cranky and serious U_U
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But it's hard staying clean with a messy twin around you!
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rizzyu · 1 year
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INTRODUCTION —▵▿
Hello there, welcome to hell.
I’m Riyugu, she/her, estj, a smol fanfic writer and a smol artist. (and a little gremlin MUAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA)
STATUS: semi-active — please note that writing fanfics is only a hobby of mine, so I won't always have time for it! :) but you can still give me requests or ideas and I'll definitely write them when I have the time
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Nijisanji EN —
LUXIEM (All) (Still gonna write for Mysta because he'll always be a part of Luxiem), NOCTYX (All), ILUNA (Kyo Kaneko), XSOLEIL (Ver Vermillion, Hex Haywire, Doppio Dropscythe)
Demon Slayer — Male characters
Jujutsu Kaisen — Male characters
Bungo Stray Dogs — Male characters
Genshin Impact — Most male characters
Categories:
Fluff 🩷, comfort ☁️, angst 💧, suggestive 📸
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Nijisanji EN ¦ Demon Slayer ¦ Jujutsu Kaisen ¦ Bungo Stray Dogs ¦ Genshin Impact
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Request box is currently open! Please feel free to dump your ideas here
note! I don't own any photos used in fics
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shoechoe · 1 year
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On the subject of people insisting that Trish is Doppio's daughter instead of Diavolo's, I think the main reason that bothers me isn't because it's just incorrect, but because people use that to try and twist the narrative into "Diavolo is the evil monster that ruined poor Doppio's relationship and if only he was never there, Doppio could've stayed with Donatella and been a good father to Trish and none of this would've ever happened!"
You guys… Doppio actively helped Diavolo kill Trish. The point isn't that Diavolo is a horrible monster for getting in the way of Doppio's happy domestic life or whatever- the point is that Diavolo's paranoia and attempts to erase his past became a self-fulfilling prophecy as his own past actions finally caught up to him and led to his defeat.
As Diavolo became increasingly power-hungry, he lost his humanity in order to become completely untouchable by the outside world. He sabotaged his own life (including Doppio by extension) to sever all of his ties from the rest of humanity. He was willing to burn down his hometown, abandon his girlfriend, and eventually try to kill his kid because of his paranoia and lack of care for anyone but himself. His own daughter, a person he's supposed to care about, was instead a painful living reminder of his past that he wanted to dispose of at any cost.
That’s the moral of his character; when all you seek is power, you lose your humanity and sight of what’s really important, which, in this case, was his child. This “Diavolo is the evil split personality getting in the way of Doppio being a good father” narrative totally defeats the point (not to mention echoes the tiresome “sweet, innocent alter with an evil violent alter” character trope that has been used to stigmatize people with Dissociative Identity Disorder for decades).
I feel the same way about the constant insistence that Doppio is the "real/original" of the two and that Diavolo is the "fake" one, whatever that means (if anything, it would be the reverse since the manga repeatedly calls Diavolo the "true form" and their "true nature"- though this entire idea of one being "fake" and one being "real" doesn't really make sense), the "Diavolo is actually a demon possessing Doppio" theories, and the constant babying of Doppio's character. It's all geared to favor Doppio and frame him as the pure victim and Diavolo as the practically inhuman monster, resulting in squashing out the depth in both of them (and honestly detracting attention from the real innocent victim, which is Trish.)
And it’s not like Doppio needs any of this mischaracterization to be interesting; there’s genuine tragedy to his character as well. Diavolo’s obsession with self-isolation ends up dragging Doppio around with him as he’s used as a human vessel, even though Doppio does not desire this isolation for himself. As a result, he’s incredibly lonely and unhappy, depending on his Boss for companionship and instruction, never realizing that the one responsible for his loneliness in the first place is his Boss- who is also the other side of their fractured identity. In the end, he’s forcefully separated from Diavolo and ends up dying alone, deliriously begging for his Boss to call him despite Diavolo not even being there to hear him, never getting to discover the truth about himself. It reflects not only how brutally Diavolo treats others to achieve ultimate power, but also how he treats himself.
Character favoritism is fine- after all, Doppio is the more likable one, so it was inevitable- but I think it's leading people to make these two into worse characters, and that bothers me. You don’t need to spout misconceptions, fall back on overdone mental illness tropes (really, canon is already bad enough as it is), and change the whole moral of their characters to make them interesting.
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starry-blue-echoes · 1 year
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Psst! Hey SB!
Can i ask you a question real quick?
What do you think about the Villains House AU?
Absolutely hilarious and chaotic I love it
I don’t know if you mean a specific version of this AU, but just. The whole idea of a Villain House is hilarious to me. These people were assholes and now their punishment in the afterlife is being forced to coexist with each other for the rest of time
Also I just checked the AU list and…… huh, surprisingly a Villain House AU doesn’t exist yet
Let’s change that :)
Given he’s the only NormalTM one, I’m saying that the After Life House looks almost identical to Kira’s, just bigger to accommodate everyone. Everyone’s rooms are a bit more personalized based on how they lived in life, but not quite an luxurious. Just the Vibe is the same
Kars is The Guy In The Attic and knows he could beat everyone here in a fight easily, but never actually intervenes when fights break out and just watches
Dio is That Bitch who purposefully ticks off the others because he’s bored and needs drama
Diavlo is that one guy who has the worst luck you’ve ever seen like the world is actively trying to make him suffer and Doppio is trying to help
Pucci is the only decent roommate, however he’s somehow Dio’s closest friend and always lets him get away with things no matter what. Funnily enough, Pucci is the only person Dio won’t antagonize
Kira. Is just so fucking tired and wants these weirdos out of his house so he can live quietly but he’s nowhere near their strength and is just stuck
(Maybe when I get around to it and read SBR and Jojolion I can add those antagonists too)
((also, on the topic of a specific Villain House AU, I’d highly recommend the one by Diana A Go Go on YouTube. They make really great Jojo’s content and currently have a whole four animated videos for this AU and it’s amazing))
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When nobody needs Doppio,he has no tasks to do.When Doppio has no tasks to do,he gets bored.To stop himself from being bored,he asked Kira what hobby to take up.Kira suggested simple activities like reading,sewing,drawing,etc.Now Doppio does all three of those things in his free time and he’s good at all of them.
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rating the fanbases in nijisanji en that im in 🤠🤘
also im not hating on yall im just talking about…… some colorful things about the fan communities im in
aight for one, kyomies. = FUCKING -18/10
im scared of like some of yall. like ongod 😭 either chill or so fucking down bad WW like oh god i watched the confessions stream YOU GUYS. ARE SCARY. PLEASE. I CANT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES MY JAW DROPPED WATCHING THAT STREAM. also we needa stop bullying kyo for being the shortest male in nijisanji en lmao hes coping already 💀AHEM… TO ANY OF YALL WHO GENUINELY LIKE ASTERS FEET CAM STREAM… DNI (jkjk but like keep a respectable distance from me pls 🧍✋ yall scare me enough)
kindreds!! = 5/10
yall horny as fuck. all i gotta say. we all know the gwak gwak incident, lets leave it pls. also yall are nice, everyone in chat is pretty nice, yk you get a parasocial chatter every once and a while but oh well wwww 💀💀 ehmmm theyre like the first niji en fanbase ive been in, i have a friend irl whos a kindred, theyre nice yk did not prepare me for the shitshow the online kindreds are
villions = 8/10
i know, we are all probably down bad for ber whenever he speaks korean, BUT CAN YOU BLAME US?? i wanna bet ver is half of his fanbases’ reason to learn korean (can vouch because i started to relearn kr bc of him 😭👌) ALSO HES SUCH A CINNAMON ROLL I JUST WANNA SQUISH HIM!! villions in general, yall r nice, like all i gotta say LOL
sicklings = 4/10
basically kindreds but like twice as horny and mentally ill 💀like goddamn yall listen to his yandere asmrs and go ‘he can fix me’?? is that like a thing in this fanbase? 😭 how mentally ill yall had to be to fall for a therapist [bullying myself rn] like holy shit also that one overlay incident 🫣 lets not talk about it but like anyways yall are ok, its a debatable topic also just wanted to say hex looks like the type of person to have a rice purity score of 53 idk
FaMillie = 10/10
OK SO IM BIASED BC IM ALSO A FILIPINO AND YK SWAGPINOS UNITE BUT YOU GUYS ARE FUNNY I CANT LIE, YOU HAVE GENUINELY MADE ME CACKLE SOMETIMES especially the hugot lines stream, my mom fucking got mad at me for laughing so much some of yall are unhinged like stop bullying millie LOL ik its for shits and giggles but damn, yall are being mean sometimes 😭
Quilldren = 6/10
personally, i havent been in the fanbase too much but most of you guys are chill so neutral score. havent seen too much stir from ike's fans so thats nice, good to know theres one fan base that isnt overtly chaotic [from what ive seen 👀]
scythekicks = 8/10
girl is this fanbase dead or am i just not active on twitter? probably the latter LMAO but like i barely see any doppio fans in the wild like where are yall come out come out you may be outta scythe but you aint outta my mind WWWW we all love doppio in the scythekick household, that man gets so entertained so easily
uhhhh shit ok pls dont cancel me WWWWW IM NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE I PROMISE THIS IS ALL FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES im in these fan bases too IM BASICALLY FUCKING MYSELF OVER
also posts are gonna be slow as fuuuck cuz schools starting and yknow we gotta COME IN DO YOU READ ME?-
im just kidding guys dont hate me for this WWW its for giggles so dont take it to heart
i think i did this wrong in so many ways but oh well LMAOO
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Hi bestie~ matchup request lets gooooooooooo
Im a very happy person most of the time. One of those immature but still mature people. I would quite literally do almost anything for those I love and I'm always planning for when I can next hang out with my friends. However, I still do like my alone time and have a flucuating social battery (somedays ill do a lot and want to do more, other days i do one thing and i dont want to do anything else lol)
I like trying new drinks or foods, playing video games, doing sports, singing, drawing, reading and generally learning about stories, no matter what form they come in!
I dislike the ocean, jerks, flakey people (despite having several as my friends 😔), being forced to socalize, and spiders.
Also idk if it matters too much but im also pan and genderfluid! Thank youuuuuuuu <3
Hihi Lexi chan! Thx for the request let’s see who your match is…DRUMROLL PLEASE!!!
🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁
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DOPPIO DROPSCYTHE!!!
TW: mentions human trafficking in the beginning
I got Doppio in a matchup trade I did a few weeks ago so you and i are gonna have to share. Don’t worry he has two very big hands/j
You and Doppi mesh really well. You’re both active, full of energy, and down for anything. However you both know how to take things slow and appreciate the little things in life.
You and Doppio met when you were enrolled into XSOLIEL. The student council had been assigned a new mission: rescue and recruit a new student.
You were born with the power to shape shift. Similar to Kotoka Torahime, but instead of turning into people you turned into animals. You’re not quite sure how or why and you never questioned. You loved your ability it made you who you are, however sometimes you wished you were normal so you didn’t have to live in this hell hole…
You were an orphan. You never knew your “parents” were afraid of your ability. They thought you were some kind of monster or demon and sold you to the highest bidder. A rich businessman who made you shape shift and perform and treated you like an animal. You hated every single day of your life there, but you did make friends with the members of the troupe.
One day one the youngest members learned that you were to be sold to a rich man in the audience after the next night’s show. You didn’t want to leave your family and were worried on what would happen to the other performers.
That night you couldn’t sleep at all trying to think of a way out of your fate when you heard a commotion outside your quarters. You rushed out of your hammock to see what was going on.
You were faced with the sight of what looked to be two men in school uniforms single handedly beating up your master’s goons. You ran back before they could notice you and told everyone to hide. You didn’t know who they were or what they wanted but you weren’t willing to take the risk.
All of a sudden everything got quiet. You were practically holding your breath from where you were hiding in case they heard you. Suddenly you heard the crash of someone kicking down the door, and in walked a tall man with black, white and magenta hair.
He found where you were hiding and flashed a fanged smile. He introduced himself as Doppio Dropscythe the disciplinarian at XSOLIEL Institute of Infinity and that he was here to rescue you. He held his hand out to you, and despite not understanding what was going on or who this man was…you took his hand. (Aka author chan doesn’t wanna keep dwelling on this scene so we’re moving on)
6 months later and you’re loving your new life and new friends at XSOLIEL. Ever since they rescued you Doppio had done everything in his power to make you happy and love life again and you two were as thick as thieves. You were so close in fact that you had started to fall for him.
You had been confiding in your other best friend Kotoka (you two bonded really quickly over your similar powers) about your crush. She shipped you guys hard, and knew for a facf that Doppi wanted to ask you too but, too nervous.
However after a bit of hyping up from his friends he finally did. He showed up to your dorm in his 6’2 (187 cm) glory (he bumped his head on the way in), got on one knee with a bouquet of (insert favorite flower here), and asked you out in a very heart felt Doppio style monologue. And you said yes.
Since then you two have been the power couple of XSOLIEL. Him on student council and you on the basketball court. You two also team up for missions as well and dominate your enemies.
Dates usually consist of video games, playing sports outside, and cooking. You two love to hang out with your friends but Doppi can pick up when you’ve had enough and make up an excuse for you guys to leave. He also takes care of spiders for you although begrudgingly. (You’re on your own for cockroaches though)
Have fun with this big innocent goofball.
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This one was fun and pretty easy to write. Hope you like it
Runners Up: Vox Akuma, Luca Kaneshiro
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minnowtank · 2 months
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republics of the new world. operational atheism. neo-catholicism. exodus planet. two suns. david kauhane. de-evolution. purpose paradox. tay-sachs conspiracy. missing parts society. bionics. building yourself in the womb. santa lucia song. super swedes. nordicism cult. 25th century Shakers. stefan sohlman. doppio chemical. sabre tooth tigers. the second universe. fosse-commune herbicide warfare 2080. tapeworm eugenics. hawaii. adam and steve. would you love me if i was a worm. MY SLEEPER AGENT ACTIVATING [i get my head smashed to death] [getting your head smashed to death is a founders of eden reference]
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