my princess nonsense is being encouraged watch ouyt imabout to be eneaabled

OK WHATF ATHAT'S SO CUTE I HAD TO MAKE IT i know realistically there's little to no chance that rei DOESN'T know how to work heels 🤣 BUT IMAGINE.....ING.... YAKUMO GENTLY GUIDING REI IN HEELS, WEEKS BEFORE THE BIG GALA AND HAVING NONE OF HIS NORMAL FEAR OF PHYSICAL TOUCH BC HIS [TEACHER MODE] IS OVERRIDING HIS INSECURITY

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Thinking about if Anakin fully killed Frei. Like... they "fight" and he runs her through with his lightsaber but instead of being immediately horrified by his actions he moves on to the younglings and the rest of the story goes on as canon.

Except!!! Darth is constantly haunted by her Force Ghost.

Everything he does is constantly critiqued and gets snarky remarks.

Just imagining him force choking some empire goon or officer and he hears Frei behind him go, "That'll show 'em. Killing off your staff one by one. Great job Ani."

And he just drops them with an annoyed sigh then turns to glare at her.

And after the og trilogy? When he's redeemed and they're reunited as force ghosts. Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. The first thing he does is kiss her cause even as a sith he couldn't help but miss and love her. And they spend eternity together in the afterlife.

Two of my favourite moments in Funkin' Adventures. This was in the Demonic Formalities arc.

This was in the Friday & Funkin arc which was a stupid D&D clusterfuck of a campaign that actually caused the order of arcs after it to change. I love rolling dice to determine fate. hehehe

I really wish ppl didn't throw OG Girlfriend's and Boyfriend's random silliness aside, or pretend shit like ADHD didn't exist for them. Another reason why I started writing my own shit. For your own AUs it's fine since they aren't the same characters, but for the OGs? Making OG GF a bitch just so you can have pico x bf? Turning OG BF into some weakass uwu bitch instead of keeping him as a smug, confident bastard? Nah, man. Fuck all that.

Replaying the Blood & Wine expansion for Witcher 3, and I triggered the unmarked quest where a kid delivers a letter from Yennefer. I forgot one of the options was to tell the kid to get lost instead of giving him a 5 coin tip.

If this was early books Geralt, when he's a depressed and bitter jackass, I think he'd do just that. But since this is post-books, I paid the tip.

It was still tempting though.

My parents should be fuckin ashamed

i like splatoon. my gf likes splatoon. here r our octoling idol ocs. bye now

My gf's dad will occasionally (like once a month or less) drop by unannounced, sometimes to drop off mail, sometimes just to say hello bc he was in the area. And like. Am I insane? That's like. Really rude, right? If you know you're going to be coming by, text or call in advance so we know you're coming. He came by just now while I was eating lunch in my pajamas. By the time I put clothes on, he had left. SORRY? IF YOU HAD LET ME KNOW YOU WERE COMING. I MAY HAVE BEEN PREPARED. I MAY HAVE OPENED THE DOOR AND TALKED TO YOU.

And now I'm anxious and wearing clothes and my food is cold. Jesus christ.

There is nothing more wholesome than my catholic grandmother trying to understand LGBTQ+ stuff. Like, she has me remind her about all of my friends pronouns, asks me questions about how I learned I was gay, and treats me and Clover the same way she treats my brothers and their girlfriends. The absolute cutest and funniest thing she ever did involved Elliot Page’s coming out. So she read that Elliot Page uses he/they pronouns and, being an old lady where this was her first experience with somebody using multiple pronouns, she fucked it up in the most wholesome way possible. I am guessing that she googled what it meant when somebody used two sets of pronouns, read that it was important to use both of those pronouns for a person, and stopped there. So, rather than using one pronoun when discussing Elliot, she used BOTH AT THE SAME TIME. 

“Oh, have you seen his/their post? I am very happy for Elle-ELLIOT (yes she screams to remind herself of peoples ‘new names’)! Do you think he/they is going to keep playing his/their role in umbrella academy?” 

Funniest shit that has ever happened. I corrected her about how to actually address somebody with two sets of pronouns and she was like ‘oh thank God that makes much more sense’. 

IMPORTANT QUESTION!!!!! CAN YOU EASILY RECOGNISE CARS??? OR DO YOU HAVE TO MEMORISE UNIQUE DETAILS TO RECOGNISE THEM???

Oof I can’t deal with friend who’s like ~I signed up to do this thing, said I’d be there, but not just not go and haven’t let them know~ having such an unreliable and sometimes just selfish friend does not make them very trustworthy, plus I just don’t respect treating other people like that

Any thoughts on Rio's neighbor and her bebeanied gf???

Ooh! So I don't have a huge amount of thoughts about rio's neighbour (other than decent decor) who we (assumedly? 👀) never meet, but I'm obsessed with the gf!

The way riostopher in 3b is such an afterthought of a prospect for Beth to her is v amusing 😂 I choose to believe she thinks him EXTREMELY dull. Consider that she's a person hanging out inside wearing a beanie, and he's the patron idiot of hat choices, and yet he's still barely registered to her!! Outstanding writing/costuming choice 👌

PLUS the way that she's like 🤷🏼‍♀️😇 oh I don't even know if the building has a super, this is my gf's place, I'm just hanging out here by myself modelling my hats, BUT I can name everyone in the building yes and I CAN advise you on how best to break in to bits of it 😈 ddfghjjj like WHAT!

Obsessed with the level of chaos she's bringing, and how unfazed she is by Beth's story, and now in fact I'm wondering if SHE was also on a break in mission for her own random stalking side quest which Beth interrupted?! 👀 Maybe the gf was actually idk Diane or gale or ooh maybe that place is Judith's pied-à-terre?! 👀👀👀👀👀👀

hm.

So I didn’t think I would be making another post so soon (I’m actually supposed to be working right now, but I’m doing what the kids call “procrastinating”... mostly because I don’t want to work 😭) but I just noticed my follower count:

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Not too shabby for a blog that I only made for this fic specifically - because you can’t post pictures on AO3 (or you can, but it’s super difficult? I’m confused by tutorials) - and only has one fic.

I promise you all that there will be more, I’m just so overloaded with work right now that I haven’t been able to finish the fic I’ve literally been working on since... *has to check notes because it’s been so long I’ve forgotten* ...April.

*sigh*

So we have about... two months? Three months until I can post the next fic. It’s maybe halfway done in the writing stage, but then I need to let it rest for a bit and then read it again so I can find all (or at least most) of the mistakes. Then I need to make all the texts (and that took like two straight weeks last time and a lot of carpal tunnel inflamation).

I can give a hint though, in case anyone is curious what might be in it, so I’ll just post the screencap I’ve been holding on to, that inspired it:

(Thank you for the idea @luvvvx )

You’ve heard of One Set of Idiots, now try Two Sets of Idiots!

Also, it’s going to be an Ateez fic. (I’ll be changing the icon and theme of the blog when we get closer lol)

So again, I apologize that this is taking so long, I just have no time 😭

But it will happen.

So I got wheated a couple weeks ago pretty badly (by accident!) and I have learned a very important lesson:

I'm now only moderately allergic to wheat.

The allergic reaction is still there don't get me wrong but I didn't suffer the near instant death symptoms I had before. And I did do the scientisty thing and waited about a week and tried wheat again (on purpose this time) and same thing. Moderate allergic reaction.

I will not be re-introducing wheat into my diet but it means that I can try to eat out again more than once a year, and maybe I can actually enjoy the meal instead of being terrified the next bite would send me into anaphylactic shock.

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