yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character
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He dropped his breakfast 😔
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Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else
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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen
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Started reading a book last night about a guy with an unspecified physical illness and I woke up the next day sick as shit. You must never read fiction ever
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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