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atomicsuperrobot · 1 year
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Me, browsing Wattpad for Content™ (yes I know but it is a dry, dry desert out there and it's the only place with frequent posting for the fandom, shut up): Hm, a ship list? What the fucking hell; I'm already waist deep in garbage just by being here. What harm could it do? I'm desperate at this point.
The List: *Cyan x Rose is right at the fucking top*
Me: ... ah, perhaps I am misunderstanding? Perhaps they like it in a platonic sense, or like the familial relationship it very much actually is. *clicks on the chapter*
The Chapter: *proceeds with a short paragraph about why they like this ship, insisting that there was plenty of "crumbs" for it in canon that it HAD to be deliberate, basically this is very much NOT seen as platonic or familial AT ALL by this point*
Me: a h. My day is ruined now, thank you.
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bubbarnes · 18 days
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“... so the film describes america of the eighties and gives us a hint as to how the world has become, what it is today. and it's also the story of a platonic love between a master and a student”.
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knifearo · 5 months
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"asexual discourse" is so funny cause dude that's not discourse and it's never been discourse. it's not an argument and it's not a conversation bitches are just yelling at us unprompted and then making up people to get mad at ����
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LIGHTBRINGER GORTASH
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nocofamilyau · 8 days
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I sure hope Hijotee is doing well wherever they may be... (21/24)
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sun-marie · 2 months
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LRB but I'm replaying BG3 and Gale being on the knife's edge of Wholesome/"Dirty" is what makes him soo interesting to me. Like this is a man who, in two different versions of the same scene, can either sweetly and gently make love to your tav in a typical setting which transitions to a tasteful fade-to-black, or brings your tav's spirit along for a transcendent experience where he literally duplicates part of himself so he can have more parts to touch their parts in some crazy astral-soup sky world. And both are treated like valid expressions of his love!! Like the range they allowed him to express, he's not one or the other, he's both
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unicone0crem · 3 months
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ladies and gentlemen *posts*
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they're married! plus I'm back :D
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foulbearobservation · 10 months
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jillian salvius is literally the character of all time to me like instead of going to therapy because she's sad about her son she decides to take on the catholic church and wins? she accidentally stumbles ass backwards into a millenia long war between forces outside of human comprehension. like. who does that. she sticks her own hand into a untested portal at a dinner party because she has a compulsive need to be right. she sits like a dyke. she gets adopted by / adopts a whole gaggle of nuns. she watches her son die twice. she has a weird homoerotic tension with the head nun. she had an immaculate conception. she's wildly rich but what her company actually does is, like, supervillain levels of vague. she has a dick measuring contest with the pope and wins. she gets betrayed by her only friend. she sits like such a dyke I cannot emphasize this point enough. her company gets taken over by a douchebag angel with a man bun. she is 100% sure she could do at least 3 major miracles. her son speaks directly to angels. she's basically a holy figure. she's even a lesbian.
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phoet · 10 months
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if i see one more person saying they're happy about the kiss scene because "it means ineffable husbands are canon and they weren't being queerbaited" i'm going to put my fist through a wall.
their love was queer before they kissed. you don't need an on-screen kiss to confirm queerness. you don't need to kiss someone to be queer. have you stopped to perhaps think about the fact that physical intimacy is not innately coding for love?
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lucy-ghoul · 2 months
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can't believe a show based on a videogame (usually games adaptations are notoriously bad, which isn't the case here tho) gave me the beauty and the beast/twisted mirrors/enemies to traveling companions/ruthless antihero+optmistic but still badass heroine who takes none of his shit/age gap but make it sexy dynamic of my dreams. as much as i love maximus and i think he deserves the best writing ever because 1. he's a clever deconstruction of the aspiring Knight bro who's actually a bit of a loser and, as much as lucy, sees the world in black&white at first and then doesn't get what he thought he wanted but what he needs (or at least i hope he'll eventually get it), and 2. he's a cutie and i want an epic love story for him too, it's very funny how they tried to give us a puppy kind of romance and the tumblr girlies still fixated on the "toxic ~she bites his finger off and he cuts hers off and sews it on his hand in what we'll pretend it's a symbolic marriage rings exchange or whatever~ asshole who used to be a nice guy/good girl™ with a lot of spunk and hidden anger but unshakeable morals" kind of relationship.
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crabussy · 5 months
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IS ANYONE ELSE FEELING KIND TODAY!!! IS ANYONE ELSE FEELING GENEROUS TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE!!! IS ANYBODY ELSE BEING KIND AND TRYING TO UNDERSTAND EVEN WHEN ITS HARD!!! IS ANYONE ELSE ASSUMING THE BEST OF OTHERS INTENTIONS AND RESPONDING IN KIND!!!! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME
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carlyraejepsans · 8 months
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yeah no that's an intentional sign that i condone real life incest. i also didn't write "in private" and "not in the presence of a minor" so that obviously means i support public indecency and child sexual abuse. you fucking idiot.
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fromtheseventhhell · 2 months
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Why are we always getting described as cartoon villains? The way they swear we're sitting around doing nothing but shit-talking Sansa or hyper-sexualizing Arya is so weird, just making things up so they have an excuse to talk shit about us unprompted 😭
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wiseatom · 1 year
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with peace and love there is literally a way to share your opinion without being mean or acting like you're better for thinking it and some of y'all should take notes on that
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skyeventide · 6 months
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so the thing about Aragorn and Arwen being thematically incestuous is this.
yes, their bloodlines obviously trace back to two twins, so technically there is that, but there's so many generations between Aragorn and Elros that the level of actual consanguinity is honestly irrelevant. moreover Numenor famously forbade marriage between cousins, so you don't even get royal bloodline fuckery. on the purely practical level, Aragorn and Arwen don't share enough blood for it to even remotely matter.
now, Elrond being Aragorn's foster father comes into play. and here the thing isn't so much what happened but what Tolkien was at such pains to avoid. cause he contrived that Arwen was with her grandmother Galadriel for the entire duration of Aragorn's youth, so that he was unaware of her and, crucially, so that she would only see him when he was older (if not an adult per se) and he would only see her, come to know of her, when he was a young man instead of a child under the roof of his foster father and sister. this contrivance makes it so that they do not, in fact, perceive each other as siblings, which is frankly like saying, I know this could have a vibe and I'm trying my hardest not to deliver that vibe.
but that's not the kicker. the kicker is what elrond says about Aragorn and Arwen marrying which is, extremely explicitly, a matter of reuniting the bloodline of Elrond with that of his twin brother Elros; and also, explicitly, about race, and the blood of "lesser men" mingling with that of the high men of Numenor. not only preoccupations of purity in blood strongly intermingle with themes of incest (as already mentioned, noble bloodlines fuckery marrying into themselves is a symptom of this), but this is also doubly linked to bringing things back in the family, in the literal sense and in the metaphysical sense (gift of men dividing fates etc). the splitting of bloodlines will be once again reunited by my daughter marrying with the descendant of my twin brother.
on all levels except the genetic, Aragorn and Arwen rotate around a cloud of thematical incest.
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dead-core · 5 months
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craving validation from exactly the wrong person. slay
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