Something I miss from earlier eras of the creative side of the internet was things just being unabashedly low-budget. Just all unashamedly amateur, unprofessional, ‘I don’t own a good camera but I have a story to tell you’, ‘I can’t afford a good mic but I have a song to sing for you,’ ‘I don’t have any kind of background in editing or lighting and I only just picked up this guitar last Tuesday but here’s an entire musical me and my friends wrote about our favourite book, we filmed it on a potato and put it up on YouTube in ten minute segments because we thought it was pretty funny.’
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Why can I imagine every merc just pointing at Scout while shouting ‘TWINK’, making sure Scout hears it while looking pathetic
Because it is canon
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It’s all “Newey should go to Ferrari” “Aston Martin have made him an offer”
You’re not thinking big enough, grand enough.
NEWEY TO HAAS.
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The Penguins except they're human and I gave them lore
Ok hear me out...
The Penguins are a group of top secret military super soldier experiments. They were born in a lab in the arctic and later shipped to a base in NYC to complete their training and be sent on missions.
Being raised in this environment, they have no concept of a normal life, but eventually understand that they don't have any control and long for something greater than taking orders.
So eventually they plot to escape and go on these grand world-wide adventures, being the hazards to society that they are. Constantly on the run, but enjoying every second of it.
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I've been thinking about...
Can someone write a Patrick Wilson smut where he sees Y/n masturbating and decides to help there since his hand is bigger and he can do much better 🫣 With pussy slapping, deep throat, facial fuck, hard sex, hair pulling,sex in the shower, cum swallowing, degradation kink, compliment kink ,masturbation (f+m), suffocation, mutual oral sex, hard sex, height difference, age difference, kisses, hickeys and much more 🙏🙏❤️❤️🥰😍🛐
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"Max and Red Bull domination is so boring and it's ruining F1."
Just say you don't like Max Verstappen and move on.
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Vince: I think I've finally decided to stop drinking for good.
Dom: Oh? Good.
Mia: We thought we'd have to have an intervention.
Letty: Good choice, V. We were all getting a bit worried about your-
Vince: I'm just gonna start drinking for bad!
Leon: Bro-
Jesse: That's alcoholism, dude.
Brian: My dad had that! Not fun. 10/10 would not recommend.
Everyone else: 😟
Dom: Baby, I-
Vince: Buster... I usually wanna fight you, but... Are you actually, like, okay?
Brian: Don't you try and flip this intervention on me you alcoholic.
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