how we feeling out here tonight ????

Dan and Phil literally broke tumblr by baking in their kitchen and being domestic

"have dan and phil changed? we have we also have not"

dan enabling phil's affectionate aggression by leaning closer they're so disgusting i love them

ok everybody block dnp on all socials they have eyes everywhere. they know way to much. those omniscient fuckers are always watching. no one is safe.

like what do you MEAN you know about those stupid “real voice” compilations and people absolutely clowning about jumpcuts and smudged whiskers and what do you MEAN you’re aware of those 2009 phan theories people still debate to this day? what happened to “i don’t check my indirects” “i don’t go on the tags”?? i bet you’re lurking RIGHT NOW reading this very post. all men do is lie. can’t trust anyone 😤😪

there is truly just a Vibe about danandphilgames that doesn’t compare to any other content, idk what it is but there’s just something about the way they are on the gaming channel. and i thought maybe it’d be different after five years but it’s not at all and i couldn’t be happier. i’ve missed this so much.

instead of baking this year i need dnp to cook savoury food like just a regular ass meal that isn’t from deliveroo or toast just to reassure me that we don’t need to call social services on these men in their 30s

the point of dnp's alien language is that they want to make contact with Their Person even though they don't actually have anything to say, so they send made-up words and funny emojis with effects essentially to say "i'm thinking of you, and want to connect with you right now, though this feeling doesn't have a real point to it that i can package into an actual idea, so take whatever this is bitch!!!" and then the other person can respond in a like manner and it's just like. objective achieved! you can go on with your day in peace now that you and your person have bopped minds from a room or an ocean away

just fascinated with their posture in these screenshots

every day dan and phil beat us to death with a big gay hammer and we rise again in the morning for another round

Blonde Phil Lester from Real Life has Kenergy!

2016 me would have a heart attack if i was told that dan and phil posted a baking video where phil is dressed as satan and cusses & dan is dressed as a slutty nun and says the words “baby, i am heaven” i’m loving their confidence

Dan and Phil trending for almost 24 hours has me so full of glee

teen awards 2016 best vlogger

they get sillier by the day

This is the funniest way I could have gotten this notification.