instead of baking this year i need dnp to cook savoury food like just a regular ass meal that isn’t from deliveroo or toast just to reassure me that we don’t need to call social services on these men in their 30s
the point of dnp's alien language is that they want to make contact with Their Person even though they don't actually have anything to say, so they send made-up words and funny emojis with effects essentially to say "i'm thinking of you, and want to connect with you right now, though this feeling doesn't have a real point to it that i can package into an actual idea, so take whatever this is bitch!!!" and then the other person can respond in a like manner and it's just like. objective achieved! you can go on with your day in peace now that you and your person have bopped minds from a room or an ocean away
god everyone talks about dan sending phil the germany shower pic but nobody talks about how FUCKING UNHINGED it is to turn on the water while standing in the shower. god this man is fucking insane he lives life on the edge in the worst ways possible
i actually think dan going from nihilist moody bitch at the talk of coincidences in reference to sam the surfer to giggling and kicking his feet at the pastry coincidence is high camp like he was really giving 👉🏻👈🏻
Like I know that I knew this but I think I forgot just how awkward Dan is lol. Like his CONSTANT pls call me so I don’t have to talk to a stranger or that one time he HID IN THE BUSHES to avoid someone he knew on the street. Like sure Phil puts his hands in his pockets weird and hates phone calls but we have yet to hear of Phil fake calling Dan to avoid a stranger