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daddyslittledump · 1 year

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I need a cock in me. Now. I need to please daddy so tight, and soft, with my wet virgin hole. I need him to take every single one of my holes and ruin them. Take me in the night when I can’t fight back. Pump me full of his cum. At first I’ll fight back, but then I’ll realize that his cum in an honour. A blessing. His cum is the source of my happiness and if I don’t have it I’m nothing.

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coquettecowboy · 2 months

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Hi! Here are some examples of my work; I’m opening up art commissions for the time being through PayPal! I draw cartoons/fanart/furries/agere art/portraits/comics, small gifs, basically anything! Small sketches start around $10 but for other pieces feel free to dm me here or @carrotblanca on ig where you can see more of my work!

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h3ntai-and-s3ksting · 1 year

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I'd be on my knees for a girl with such wide smile

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junisworld1 · 1 year

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catgirlmissy · 11 days

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Hi guys! I've got a table at another convenient but unfortunately I do have to pay for it within a week, so I'm opening 5 slots for these little beanie ponies. 50EU per beanie, OC/Canon OK, turn around for these is going to be May (as I'm currently completing two commissions this month), reblogs appreciated 🥰💗

#my art #my little pony #plush #mlp #mlp plushies #pinky pie #fluttershy #trixie #and the rest yeah #dm me if interested

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thatdeadaquarius · 1 year

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I just reread your Language Barrier AU and the ballpoint where reader was pissed because these fuckers just couldn't help but talk like Zhongli-

MINCE YOUR WORDS.

IN ONE SENTENCE.

PREFERABLY 5 WORDS OR LESS.

EXPLAIN IT TO ME LIKE I'M RAZOR.

Argh, God. I'm getting mad just thinking about it. 😤 Imagine in a fight and these dudes just sttaight up blurted a fucking 5 book-length, hard bounded soliloquy- I cannot-

No, Venti, Kazuha. You cannot use Haikus-

No, Cyno, you cannot use jokes either- but that is debatable-

And Oh. My. God. I kept thinking about when fighting and y'all kept throwing words (like when using a skill) and I'm just here standing, bracing myself SO HARD trying not to laugh (also irl). And then maybe now and then some mistranslation on Reader's mind since they use JP VA since the start of Genshin (assuming they play?) are new to Teyvat's Language:

'One with the Floor!'

One with the what?

'Shake your ass, sir!'

Cue spitting tea-

(Sorry, that's just me mishearing things 💀) But like at those times, Reader is the one dying of laughter lol. Imagine them explaing to Beidou that they thought she said 'Power of the ending Hotdog' instead of 'Power that ended Haishan'.

Aight, imma just.. go.

*imma send this anonymously because im shy, but do know that I love bread 🥖

Also @2:20

For you 🤲🥨🍩🥧🥐all the bread for the superior ask, anon

I could definitely see myself saying "ONE SENTENCE. U HAVE TO RESPOND IN ONE SENTENCE ONLY." then they manage to still make it a whole 40 word sentence 💀

^^ Confused Bakugou gif is literally u being shocked bc u keep mishearing everyones bursts on the battlefield LMAO SHAKE UR ASS SIR THAT ONE TOOK ME TF OUT ANON

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"Speed of Bite!" (Keqing's Speed of Light lol)

"I will have whore her!" (Zhongli's I will have order 😭)

"Time for... Execution!" (Diluc's time for retribution lol)

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You in the background like: 🧍‍♂️... tfs wrong with yall, u glitched??

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They're like, physically incapable of making your kind of simple blunt sentences

Like i think some people would get close: Albedo, Xinyan, Klee, Qiqi, Sayu (rlly likes it bc it lets them be lazier), Cyno (maybe at first but then he would like, explain for 10 min after every simple sentence what he meant like his jokes 😭), Hu Tao, Heizou, Lumine/Aether, Xiao (can kinda get close but he gets frustrated and then rants for 30 minutes lmao), Razor (holds the title for the closest to your simple speech,👏👏LMAO PPL ACCIDENTALLY THINKING HES A GOD)

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People who will never get it, not even if ur in battle & ur life depends on it LMAO:

Zhongli (he rlly wants to but habits over thousands of years r hard to break 🙏 rip), Yun Jin, Xingqiu, Kuni/Babygirl, Venti, Kazuha, Sucrose, Shenhe, Kokomi, Ei, Nahida (tho it was a valiant effort), Noelle, Alhaitham, Sara, Ningguang (she doesnt want to even try lol), Mona, Fischl, Jean, Ganyu, Eula, Barbara, Diluc + Kaeya (unsurpringly both of them are tied for being the worst attempts at speaking simply 💀, guess its just that fancy etiquette training, its too hard to break) 😔

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Yeah, ur pretty much begging the ppl who can get close to ur speech to constantly translate everyone else

Rest in peace traveler, theyre like the first person u turn to,

(Paimon is also kinda bad at speaking simply, closest shes gotten is when she demands food lol)

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Idk how good this was, but THANK U FOR THE ASK AGAIN I AM ALWAYS READY TO HEAR OTHERS MAKE MY BRAINROT WORSE OVER LANGUAGE GENSHIN <3

ALSO I CANT BELIEVE U SENT ME THAT CYNO JOKES VIDEO PLEASE ITS SO LONG IT WAS SO FUNNY I STILL HAVENT WATCHED THE FULL THING

Feel free to send another in whenever i love talking to yall ♡

Cheers,

🌒🌊🌧Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

♡ the beloveds:

@karmawonders

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#my head is full of blunt language genshin isekai #i love any and all God!Reader stuff #i have a WHOLE fatass worldbuilding AU abt god reader being from another world #and falling into abyss and getting turned into an abyss god #lmk if thats ever interesting to anyone ever its kinda niche :/#genshin impact #ask box open #my asks #genshin sagau #sagau #genshin imagines #genshin sagau ideas #gender neutral reader #please send asks #taglist open!#aka the beloveds #dm me if interested #genshin isekai

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crispy-dib · 3 months

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2024 COMMISSION SHEET WOWH

#art commisions #commissions open #multifandom #multifandom artist #my ocs #COMMISIONS WOO #dm me if interested #like please #I want to blow money on meeting Matthew Lillard #y’all would get pics #pls

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joy-crimes · 5 months

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i was chillin on ffxiv last night and i noticed someone named Rae Taylor while i was in one of the main cities. i didnt see Claire but i hope that she find her one day.

if it was on goblin then i am the claire francois ur looking for

:)

#i have an RP group #we've got spots open for many characters that are unclaimed #dm me if interested

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karlykinzz · 1 year

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Sexy lil thang

Hmu For Content 💰🤑👀🥰.

Snap: karlykinzz

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blue-solstice · 11 days

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I’ve decided it’s finally time to try my hand at commissions. 💃🏽 This is my first attempt at selling any art online and I’m currently recovering from surgery so i ask that people please be patient (haha) with me.

If anyone is interested I’d be incredibly grateful for your patronage! If so, please contact me via direct message and I’ll send you another, complete copy of the terms and conditions. Even if you can’t, I just wanna say I’m so flattered and humbled by all the people who decided to follow my silly little drawings. I appreciate it more than you guys know.

#commissions open #commission #art commisions #my art #price sheet #commission sheet #digital art #ocs #original character #original art #dm me if interested #thanks for 2.4k followers

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sakunaaz · 1 year

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