give me more fics where Eddie runs into Steve and Robin, running around after being drugged (and tortured) by the Russians at Starcourt. Steve, dopy and sweet and acting like dumbest puppy- and did i mention his face was beat in? Robin, flailing all over steve and giggling with him as they sway, more intertwined than humanly possible, eyes unfocused. and Eddie, faking calm as he tries to herd them to a bathroom and planning to kill whoever drugged his these loopy sailors that he’s been annoying all summer.

"saw 1 isnt a romcom and you cant treat it like one" LIAR!!!!!!

That’s it I’m doing one of those posts that usually get people annoyed at me for my whimsy and silliness

Every note this gets I will clean my room for an extra minute

episode 8 fix it where izzy does get shot, but it doesnt kill him- its on the left side after all! a gunshot does more damage than a sword, so he has a longer healing time ahead, and with him still learning how to live missing a leg, they all agree that its best he doesn't sail away with them, that itd be better if he stayed on land while he recovers

conveniently, he just so happens to know two men who are looking to start an inn on land! he can stay with them, help them complete repairs (god knows neither of them knows what theyre doing themselves) he can whittle little souvenirs on his sick bed; he can help moderate their ideas ("theres no point picking drapes yet stede, we don't have a fucking window") he can heal in peace.

maybe he could try being someone else other than the great izzy hands, maybe he could make something new here. no captains, no first mates, just izzy and ed and stede

Yeah

i know when keith brought the gang back to his fucking desert shack he was like WAIT OUT HERE and ran in really quick to throw all his laundry under his bed and pick up all the molding paper plates and crushed energy drink cans and take down his charlie xcx poster before everyone came in but its a shitty little desert shack so everyone could hear him fumbling around and cursing to himself from outside and were like what the fuck is he doing in there

another fiore crying drawing by yours truely

my baby <3

supernatural if it had been a sitcom. oh what we could've had

Ibis is the special boy!!!

I really want to take somebody into like an abandoned building and chase them the fuck down, you know? It’s so much more scary that way, neither of us know the layout, you won’t know where any hiding places are, I’ll get frustrated trying to find you and it’ll only make me more determined, and then I fuck you into the floor when I finally catch you. Sounds good, doesn’t it?

Laios really almost died b/c he stopped to pick up the bug burger he dropped on the floor b/c he planned to finish eating it.

i had a maxiel break-up/make-up fic idea in which daniel spends a year fucking josh allen and it's like he WANTS me to write it lol

Draw Drarry Badly Challenge 2024

Animagi Assholes Edition!

ft. Canada Goose Draco vs. Honey Badger Harry