#dinosaur conspiracy theory
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The anon asked if we could make another poll in regard to this one, since some people misunderstood what they meant by ‘dinosaurs’
Additional comment from the submitter: ❝I know birds, crocodiles and other reptiles are technically dinosaurs, but the poll is not about them. You know what I mean. Please give your honest opinion without taking into consideration any animal species that we can normally see in a zoo.❞
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Wait, birds aren’t real is a real conspiracy theory?
I thought it was from Night Vale..?
(Everyday I learn things I wish I hadn’t)
nope, it's a conspiracy theory, and like all of those someone has managed to blame it on (((my people))) bc gd likes to torture me I guess
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how did they film jurassic park if dinosaurs are so called “extinct” ? wake up liberals
#dinosaurs#jurassic park#movies#conspiracy theories#third eye#shitpost#text#text post#first post#don’t judge
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So I’m just scrolling right, we’ll on one of the posts I found it had the tag #still not as bad as dozens and dozens of people saying Tyrannosaurus rex had wings! Like… wut
Do people actually believe this!?
This might be the funniest tag ever, I challenge you to find me a better one
Like:
GO FORTH MY MINIONS, AND BRING UNTO ME THE FUNNIEST TAG IN THE WORLD, I SHALL REWARD YOU DEARLY. MUAHAHAHAHAHA
#funny#meme#lol#haha funy#hahaha#haha#i hope this haunts everybody supporting and excusing this#dinosaurs#dinosaur#t rex#tyrannosaurus rex#tyranids#im bored#shitpost#wut#wtf is this#do people actually believe this!#conspiracy theories#funny tag#go forth#my minions
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Conspiracy Theory:
The dinosaurs were not killed, oh no no, instead the meteor that hit the earth was a giant shrink ray which caused all the dinosaurs to become teeny tiny which is why we have lizards.
tldr: lizards = dinosaurs
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Why was Jack trying to take off Luchasauras' mask?? What does he know?? Who is luchasauras?? WHAT IS GOING ON!?
#aew#conspiracy theories are my coping mechanism#i cant cope that the boy is no longer friends with his dinosaur#jack perry#jungle boy jack perry#luchasaurus#long live jurassic express
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The indominus rex is just a big allosaurus.
Similarities:
1: they both have some sort of head/eye frill.
2: have spikes or something of the like running on the back.
3: both have BIG MEATY CLAWS!
Differences:
1: The indominus red has a more squished face.
2:the indominus is bigger (duh).
3: the indominus has quills.
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I predict that as convincing AI media becomes increasingly common and increasingly refined, we WILL all live to see widespread conspiracy theories that the technology secretly existed all along and faked just about anything imaginable. You already get people convinced that the moon landing didn't happen or dinosaur fossils are hoaxes planted by scientists.
How much worse, how much more common, is that kind of thinking going to get when we have entire generations who never even knew a world without deepfakes, and fewer people left alive who remember anything from this past century?
Anything you take for granted as obviously real and true right now could be a subject of wild-ass debate decades from now. The entire existence of various rare animals for instance, especially if they go extinct by then. I guarantee you there'd be people saying all evidence of giant pandas or something is an AI hoax and all the taxidermy specimens we'll have in museums are just synthetic.
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Did you know the Brontosaurus never existed! It's true!
Did you know the Brontosaurus never existed! It’s true!
Did you know the Brontosaurus never existed! It’s true!
I’m not trying to ruin anyone’s childhood but in case you aren’t aware. The Brontosaurus, the gigantic lumbering dinosaur, everyone knows and loves, never existed.
No way, you saw Fred Flintstone slide down a brontosaurus neck on his way to work every morning, right? Jurassic park had these hulking beasts on full display,…
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The anon who sent us this poll also asked us to share these incredible speculative sounds of T-Rex! Link below!
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I mean I've seen someone legitimately argue that dinosaurs are fake and were created as a conspiracy to cover up the existence of dragons when we find their remains.
Oh I know about that
that's an interesting take on the idea. the one I've heard as a docent at the Field Museum was "dinosaurs bones were buried by ~The Jews~ in order to make Xtians not believe in Jesus"
I think they told me this bc I was a paleontologist and wearing a Jewish necklace. like they wanted me to deny it or something
what's weird about it is I heard it at work like a week after someone told me about it on this very site
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hii, can I request something based on this
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSL1YNSCU/?t=1
the reader is just mindlessly scrolling on her phone, and ellie is just a being little shit and annoying the reader cause she needs some ATTENTION ASAP !!!
it starts out as ellie peppers the reader with kisses innocently, and they accidentally (not rlly an accidentally 😭) ended up in bed cuddling while naked 🙈
anon this tiktok couple drives me insane im so jealous theyre so cute i literally think about blocking them sometimes. the highway looking like a real good sleeping space rn!
warning: nsfw+fluff. THIS CAME OUT. NOT THE WAY IT WAS SUPPOSED TO. THERES NO CUDDLING BECAUSE I LOST MY MIND WRITING THIS AND ELLIE IS KIND OF MEAN AT THE END :( IM SO SORRY NONNIE 🤍
this ones gotta be an actual hammer. theres no way in hell they could make a cake this accura-
fuck. how is everything fucking cake? if these yellow crocs arent actual wearable shoes, you were going to sue tiktok user 0087fakeorcake.
scroll
ugh, a slime video. your favorite. this one’s crunchy, too. and the color? a deep hypnotizing purple. it looked like a galaxy, far far away. you just went cross eyed.
“babe” ellies voice echoed through your shared apartment. a new one at that. the smell of fresh paint, new wooden furniture, and a pinch of familiarity. ellies punctured sock was laying on the floor like a modern piece of artwork at a funky museum, but were gonna ignore that for a second.
scroll
ooh! a kitten looking dapper with a bow tie! double tap.
“babe” she said, slightly raising the tone of her voice.
not now, ellie! you were just about to watch a target haul.
a small huff escaped her lips. how was she now jealous of an actual piece of metal squeezed between your hands. if you didnt look so cute concentrated, eyebrows furrowed while trying to read a conspiracy theory about the moon landing, she would have probably snatched your phone off of your hands by now.
she got slightly closer, and positioned herself between your legs. you didnt even acknowledge your sweet girl, too bothered reading stupid tiktok comments on a prank video.
“HAH!” you giggled, slightly sliding off the cream colored couch.
“you have to see this one, el” you exclaimed, voice filled with anticipation.
ellie hummed in response, and sat on the couch near you, manspreading as usual, slightly pushing you to the opposite direction with the spread of her knees. ellie didnt even want to see. she needed your attention now, or else shed die. quite literally die. a fish out of water.
she sighed dramatically, side eyeing you. if ellies facial expression had a name, it would be “notice me! notice me!!! im your dramatic girlfriend and you havent given me a kiss on the cheek for over 2 hours and i feel sick!!!”
“i dont wanna see” she said dryly, voice slightly raspy from the spliff she had smoked 10 minutes near the open window - “creep” by radiohead playing in her headphones. sometimes, ellie couldn't help but despise how deeply music affected her. she would get lost in the lyrics, immersing herself in the melancholic tones of the guitar. in moments like these, she felt as if she were the protagonist in a radiohead music video— broody, hunched, and consumed by a cloud of introspection.
you shoved the phone in her face, your eyes glued to the screen.
the title of the video flickered on the screen. “this is how dinosaurs sounded like… 🦕 part 1 💯”
the room was suddenly filled with the jarring sounds of screeching and growls. despite the cacophony, you smiled dumbly, looking forward to her reaction. i mean, its fucking dinosaurs.
“nice” ellie remarked in her trademark dry tone, laced with a hint of sarcasm.
that was so fucking cool, she thought. “can you show me the second part?” “actually, triceratops probably didnt roar like that… theyd make more cooing like sounds, y’know?” is what ellie would have said, if she weren’t so lost in her dramatic performance of her tony award winning play - “my gf is ignoring me therefore i must die immediately.”
“youre annoying” you said, ts’king and reverting your gaze back to the screen. you pressed save on the video. you knew her so well.
“m’not” she said, sighing dramatically. “you are.”
“fine” you mumbled under your breath. then, your attention quickly shifted. ooh! baby goats! you smiled brightly at the screen.
ellie stared at you. when she saw your stupid smile, she couldnt help but soften her gaze. why did you have to be so fucking cute, all hypnotized and shit. “youre so annoying” she whispered, and planted a small kiss on your cheek.
you couldn't help but giggle at the ticklish sensation of her plump lips against your skin. you were kind of over the doom scrolling now, but fuck- if seeing your girlfriend try to win your attention didn't seem tempting. you pressed "like".
she kissed your cheek again, small huffs of breath leaving her mouth as her lips met your skin. “annoying” she hummed playfully, and planted more delicate kisses all over your cheeks. her hand intertwined with yours, and she kissed it as well.
“mmhm” kiss. it tickled. “so” kiss. that one was wet. “annoying” kiss. her tongue was peaking out of her mouth. “and” kiss. her hand was on your thigh. “lame” kiss. that one was on your neck.
you attempted to stifle your smile, fighting the urge to toss the phone aside in a moment of playful frustration. however, your efforts were in vain as a giggle escaped your lips, unable to contain yourself.
“got your attention now?” she said smugly, continuously planting small kisses on your neck. although your eyes were still glues to the screen, ellie knew she won. so, so predictable.
“no.. theres- this… video now” you said, stuttering slightly. what video? god knows.
“yeah…” she murmured, her voice husky and brimming with satisfaction. “m’sure youre watching” she kissed your ear, making you let out a small whimper. “has to be a good one, got you all giddy like that” so smug.
suddenly, she ended the cascade of kisses, and pulled away. you pouted. “should i turn the AC on? you look kinda hot” yeah, she knew you were flustered now. funny, she thought. after all this time together, you still couldn’t help but flush whenever she got near.
“m’fine” you murmured. you were not.
“no i think…” she straddled you, her voice now a seductive whisper in your ear. “you feel really hot” she murmured, her warm breath sending shivers down your spine. “sure you dont have a fever?” she teased. “poor thing”
“no…” you giggled nervously, still scrolling, ignoring every single video on your feed. you were literally just moving your finger now, for no purpose at all. ellie chuckled.
“think we need to get this off of you” she suggested, her hand gradually inching up under your shirt, lightly tracing circles on your stomach.
“dont want you to get a heat stroke” she teased. her skillful hand gradually removing the fabric from your warm body. it tangled with your phone. ellie couldnt help but let out a small laugh.
she couldve taken the phone off your hand and you wouldnt have resisted. but this… was so, so much more fun.
her hungry eyes roamed over the sight of your exposed bra, appreciating the beauty before her. with a gentle touch, she cupped your breasts, a soft grunt escaping her lips. "oof, babe... tits feel kinda hot too," she whispered into your ear, her warm breath sending tingles down your spine.
you couldn't help but giggle in between short, desperate breaths. “yeah?" you teased, still scrolling through another video on your phone, purposely avoiding eye contact with the girl straddling you.
"mhmm," she hummed approvingly, unclasping your bra. as the cold air brushed against your skin, causing goosebumps to rise, she couldn't help but feel a wave of hunger wash over her. the sight before her made her mouth nearly water, and yet, you remained engrossed in that damn phone.
ellie was pissed. she let out a small, frustrated whimper. she wasnt going to touch you until you threw that phone across the room. ball was in your court.
she crawled off of you. she planned on giving you a damn show. “m’kinda hot now too…” she murmured, feigning discomfort. “fuck- this apartment is like, scorching hot.” it was mid-december. the new apartment was… morgue-like cold sometimes.
she threw her shirt off to the back of the room.
your phone was invisible to you now. her toned stomach, muscled arms came into full view, leaving you breathless. fuck, she really was a fucking sight.
her eyes flickered over to you, a self-assured, cocky glint dancing within them. she let out a huff, her lips curling into a triumphant smile. she had you right where she wanted you.
“didnt you have a video you needed to watch…?” she teased. “looked super important” she continued, smirking. you didnt respond, almost hypnotized by the sight in front of you. ugh, ellie.
“dont look at me, look at the screen” she playfully teased once more. her voice carried a hint of seductive taunting. as if to further entice you, she flexed her muscles, the tantalizing display meant to captivate your gaze. she was a master of the tease, and she knew exactly how to make your attention sway in her direction.
she crawled back to you. “go look at your dumb vlogs” she whispered into your ear, causing a shiver to run down your spine. your eyes rolled back in response to her words. "keep going," she commanded with a smirk, claiming your compliance. as a final tease, she planted a tantalizing kiss on your neck, sucking the skin. she made sure you felt her wet tongue, felt what you were missing. your breaths were becoming raggedy now.
ellie continued her crawl, moving further down your body. “just like that” she murmured when you bucked your hips forward. her needy, needy girl. her fingers skillfully unbuttoned your jeans, swiftly removing them along with your panties in one smooth motion. the cool air caressed your bare skin, causing you to flinch.
a small whimper escaped your lips.
“what…?” she cooed, planting soft, wet kisses on your exposed thighs, looking at you with a hungry gaze.
did you really think she was going to give it to you, after youve ignored her for so fucking long? ellie rolled her eyes, and broke the string of kisses. you stared at her, and fuck, she couldnt have looked more cocky.
she got on her knees, not breaking eye contact. she looked so fucking mean.
“no” she exclaimed, as if she could read your mind. she knew exactly what you wanted.
she took off her boxers in one swift motion and threw them.
at your face.
“get that fucking phone to fuck you.”
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Any thoughts on the Hollow Earth conspiracy theory? Like 0 to Flat Earth, how much is it "dumb but fun" to "cult mentality"?
It's a diverse community, mentality speaking.
There are some people who have this air of terminally divorced Rational Internet Skeptic who does shit like try to conduct experiments. But when confronted with plane flights that prove the earth is round will just patently deny that evidence even exists.
Some people are just rabid antisemites who think The Jews are hiding The Edge from us to hide the idea that the earth is the center of God's creation.
I think my favorite are the people who are otherwise normal but believe that "yeah the earth is hollow and full of ancient Hindu dinosaurs but this doesn't actually effect my day to day life as a used car salesman"
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