Happy Detective Satan Day! 🐱 🔎

Custom Satan figure made by me 💚

Detective Satan and assistant MC [Obey me Fic+Art]

A/N: Hello @tulipsaisle ! I'm your secret Santa! I decided to write a fic about an adventure with Satan and the mc :) I hope you enjoy it and - MERRY CHRISTMAS HOHOHO

Thanks @lemeowade for organising this event <3

(Btw I didn't get to proofread it, 'cause it's exam period for me now haha, I used this event to justify procrastinating lmao)

Rating: General Audiences

Word count: 1275

Masterlist

“Aha! More footsteps! Let’s follow them.” Satan cried out. You had been following the same trail of footsteps for 20 minutes already. You crossed the street, walked past majolish and that one store where Levi gets his manga. “Are you sure that it stayed within the city?” you asked, “If it left the city then there is no way we’ll find it again.” Satan wagged his finger. “Tsk, no no. Rule number one of sleuthing. Never give up once you have a trail. We will find this cat, even if it’s the last thing I’ll do!”

(1 hour earlier)

You and Satan left the catcafé after a well deserved break. A couple of weeks ago the place opened and the two of you had already become regulars, the cats even looked up when hearing your names. Quite adorable. “Did you see how Nifty rubbed her hear against me?” Satan asked, still on a high from the affection he got from the feline. “I did.” You responded. “It was so adorable! And the bell around her neck clanged so happily when you started playing with him.” Satan smiled more at that comment. The cats really seemed to like him and it was the biggest piece of joy in his life. You decided to head back to the house of Lamentation, because you still needed to study for a human charming test. Memorising spells sucks. You thought. You were looking around, trying to find anything and everything to use as an excuse not to go home when you suddenly saw Asmo running across the street. “GET BACK HERE YOU THIEF!” He yelled. “What is this all about?” You commented. Satan looked up, seemingly indifferent about the situation. “Hm? Don’t know, don’t care.” He said as he walked past his screeching brother. Asmo continued as he continued running into an ally. “GIVE ME MY NECKLACE BACK CAT! YOU FIEND!” …. Satan’s head whipped around and he came to a halt. “Cat?” He whispered. “Did he just say… Cat?” He enunciated every word. “I guess.” You said. “Let’s see what’s happening” He quickly responded. He grabbed your hand and rushed into the ally, following his brother. Wow, he switched his attitude quickly after hearing the word cat. You thought. However, you were very grateful to Asmo’s screeching. Now you could procrastinate more, yes! 

The two of you entered the ally and saw Asmo yelling to a furry creature sitting atop the wall that closes the ally. “I said! Give it back!” He cried. The cat didn’t seem to pay him much mind. He wagged his tail while holding on to a shiny gold necklace. “What is going on?” Satan questioned. Asmo turned around: “O perfect!” He said, tears welling up in his eyes. “I just returned from buying that gorgeous necklace. I was going to wear it to school tomorrow, ‘cause it matched a shirt I have perfectly. However,” He turned again, now facing the cat. “This little THIEF, stole it from me!” The cat wagged his tail again, content to be out of reach. “I have been chasing it all through town!” The cat purred, enjoying the show. However, it soon became bored. It turned around and hopped down to the other side of the wall. “NOOO” Asmo cried once more. How can someone yell that much? You questioned. “Now I’ll never find it again.” He dejectedly looked down. “No need to fear dear younger brother of mine.” Satan said in a voice that can only be described as the voice of a protagonist. “It is clear to me now. This is a case for a detective and his assistant.” He put on a detective hat and was holding a magnifying glass. Where did those come from? “We will find that necklace for you!” He grabbed your hand. “Detective Satan and his assistant are on the care!” You interjected. “Can’t we both be detectives? Why do I have to be an assistant.” “Because every detective needs an assistant, everyone knows that. And I’m not gonna be one, so..” He shrugged his shoulders and Asmo asked. “So, will you two return my necklace?” Satan put his nose up into the air; “Of course dear younger brother, no need to fear. You just return home and well find that cat and return your jewellery.” “Yay!” Asmo commented. “Then I’ll leave it to you! Bye bye you two.” His good spirits seemed to have returned. Asmo strolled out of the ally, leaving Satan and you by yourselves. Wait no. I mean detective Satan and his assistant! “So, where do we start?” You asked. “Find clues.” He responded. “So, lets follow the trail this cat left behind until we find him and solve the case of the lost necklace!”

(Back to the present)

“Satan, we have been running around for over forty-five minutes, we questioned a bunch of people and cats and we’ve lost our trail. Maybe it’s time to call it quits and go home.” Your watch indicated that it was almost time for dinner. Luckily it wasn’t your day to cook, but still, you had had it with the detective stuff. “No!” He interjected. “We still haven’t found the cat, nor the necklace! We can’t return now. Asmo will lose all hope.” Right, that’s the reason. Not ‘cause you wanna continue playing Sherlock Holmes. “Fine. However, if we don’t find any more clues in the next fifteen minutes then I’m going home.” You said, giving an ultimatum. “Deal.” he quickly responded. You let out a sigh. The cat had disappeared from your sight a while ago, the chance that you’ll find it again was quite slim. However, the blond haired demon next to you refused to give up. It was quite admirable. You continued your search, questioning more passerbys and cats. You wondered if Satan really had learned the language of cats or if he was just messing around in the name of ‘questioning their kind’. Several minutes passed with no luck in finding clues. You looked at your watch once more: “It’s been fifteen minutes, Satan. Let’s return, I don’t think we’re gonna find it again.” You said to him, “Let’s give this one to the cats.” Satan looked down dejectedly. You were right. “It seems the great detective Satan has failed.” He sighed. You grabbed his hand and started walking towards the house of Lamentation. You passed the bookshop, the grocery store, the cat café where you were sitting an hour and a half ago and majolish where the crime first took place. Your eyes swept over the small ally next to the store. A flash shooting across it. Huh? You thought. What was that? Satan was still walking next to you. At first he was unaware of your discovery, he was still gloomy about his failure as a detective. However, then he felt you slowing your steps and your gaze was focused on a dark ally. “What is i-” He started, but he was interrupted when you swiftly pulled him into the ally. “There it is! The culprit!” You yelled. “What?!” He questioned perplexed. You let go of his hand, stealthily snuck upon the cat (without being noticed) and grabbed the necklace that he was holding in his mouth! “Got it! I got it, Satan!” You celebrated. You had been victorious! Satan grabbed your shoulders, a smile on his face. “Good job! Detective Satan and his assistant do it again!” Your brows furrowed. You shook your head, removed the detective hat from his head and put it on yourself. “Wrong.” You paused, looking at him dramatically. “It was detective MC and assistant Satan who cracked the case.”

Satan: And the culprit is...

MC: The culprit is?

Satan: You!

MC: Me? 

MC: What’d I do?

Satan: You stole my heart and committed arson against my body!

MC: Awww, I love you too honey

Can Detective Satan has his own anime ? Thank you

i like drawing him w big pants :]c 💚

Obey Me AU where the game gives Satan his Season 1 personality back.

detective pop quiz without satan's ur/ur+ card and satan being in the spotlight always sounds like such a crime to me.

they gave satan a dectective costume in anime and refused to give him a detective pop quiz? wasn't it so wrong?

A reference to my fave anime episode lol

Detective Satan. That's it. That's what this is.

I've been thinking about @irgmugurg 's Cold coffe and colder hands detective satan au endlessly for the past few days it's litrly not healthy, so you know I had to draw the pretty boy (although these sketches might as well be Satan in his natural habitat aka reading books but I promise I'll make more detective-inspired stuff once I have more time)

So yeah everyone wish this brings yall down to brainrot with me <3

"Satan Hogs the Camera" Ten Detective Aces, November 1945

Satan is so cute 🥰🥺, even when he's more interested in the mystery than his poor brothers death lol 😆

Detective Satan 2 - Obey me Anime

idk who this is for but imagine solomon as herlock sholmes from the great ace attorney. now imagine lucifer as barok van zieks. i hope you see the vision

The Six claws even was delivering presents to the DBT. Though the boys also had a large pile of presents for Ink too while wearing christmas hats. They had to force Bakugo to behave this once and do it for Ink so he was wearing one too. "Merry Christmas guys and same for you too Ink." they said even happily giving her a kiss on the cheek.

Ink giggled as she was showered with gifts from her six claws. She makes sure to get a special gift for each other. It's a challenge but it was a lot of fun.

She asks her dad for help in getting and creating demonic arms for her loved ones.

For the pro-heroes. For Midoriya, she managed to snag limited edition All-Might merch along with some famous heroes in America for him along with some support gear. For Bakugo, she got him special cards of heroes and some support gear. Two demonic arms. One for Bakugo, clawed shoes that help with his quirk. Demonic gloves for Midoriya with his Super Smashes.

For Ren, she got him some gear to help with his thieving as a Phantom Thieve like a demonic knife that cuts through demons easily, some smoke bombs, and a gun hostler.

For Atsushi, she got him some clothes like a t-shirt, jeans, a hoodie, and such, and a necklace that has a jewel that matches his eyes. Plus, a demonic weapon such as a bracelet with a tiger engraved that boosts his power, and a gadget like a launching grapple from his wristwatch.

For Rin, she got him a blue sword frog hostler with light blue accents, that carries his blade, Kurikara, and a second demonic blade that is short along with some new sneakers.

For Denji, she got him a sleeveless red hoodie, wireless headphones, and a demonic necklace with a red jewel that boosts his power.

Each gift is marked for each one. "Thanks, guys. Merry Christmas!" And she returns a kiss to the cheek of each claw.

@the-silver-peahen-residence

the narrator

I legit forgot tumblr existed for a bit of a too big of a while lmao, sorry everyone

So I've been cooking and like uh... you know that which every pet does? Y'know? Demonic rituals summoning the devil?

yeah yes Emmet once walked back home and found out Chandelure's hellspawns did some demonic summoning??? Probably? Unless he was the one liable for this-

And then we have... Satan proposing to warden Ingo

...there's a lot of context missing, I'm sure, but sit tight through it LMFAO, this is allllll part of the keikaku

I WILL update VD AU, promise, I'm just working on a little something else for the AU while I let the plot of octopath II boil in my tiny brain, and this is an appetizer for it

By the way just so we're clear, I named this weird poly (Ingo x Satan X Emmet) Darkprincemas shipping and yes it's canon in my head, I can imagine anything

AND ALSO THAT JUST MEANS THE SUBMAS SMOOCH ONLY SATAN- just to make it clear because I don't want unwanted attention (there is no blankshipping in this train, but we do have in the back some Saturn X Emmet if anyone wants me to get it out)

Edit: I just learned editing exists wtf

Wait a sec— how did you know I was polyamory anon?

Haha, way to go detective CC ^^

Ohh well I only put it together from your last ask lol. It was the way you signed as the anon who hadn't chosen a name that made me realize! Before that I had no idea that you were polyamory anon.

I'm out here giving Satan a run for his money lol!