oh my god there's a bit in the Apple Scruffs book where Paul can't work out how they broke into his house because "girls can't climb ladders"
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Fanfic writers hear me out.....
He needs to be eaten out. Pegged. Choked. Rode. Manhandled. Squeezed-
We need him pathetic and terrified!!!! MR.HOLLYWOOD NEEDS A REALITY CHECK
Also include how he tries to crawl away pathetically but gets pulled back in
He needs to be put on the brink of death<3
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in the end, walter white was a footnote in kim and jimmy's love story and yknow what good
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HEY
SKELETON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no
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may I also have the permission to absolutely obliterate your Albedo鈥檚 insides
he鈥檚 so perfect
ohhh! very late reply on my end. but yes of Course. every one will now have permission to Obliterate my Albedo's Insides
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a dog ripping up a new toy is how i describe me seeing new bruce content
Do you happen to also go by the name corvin @mutantbanner
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So I was thinking today (a terrible habit ik 馃槥) and then this came to mind
It would be interesting if Venus and jenika were in tmnwn
I mean there life is hard enough at the moment and I can't stop thinking about how funny the amount of plotwists they would have then
It be like
"Oh no! Our dad has been kidnapped!"
To
"Omg!! We have a wierd family destiny!!"
To
"OMFG!! We're turtles!!"
To
"Holy shit!!! we have mystic powers!!!"
To
"HOLY PIZZA SUPREME IN THE SKY WE HAVE SISTERS!!!!"
Idk it just seemed fun
Ofc you don't have to add them to the storyline, especially since idk think theyd be really relavent or the current lore anyways
But its still fun to think about
LMAOOOO. I mean, lowkey, it WOULD be funny as fuck. Just really pile it on on them, why not?
As fun as it would be, I don't currently have any plans on bringing Venus or Jennika into TMWN, I'm not sure how I could make them fit into the storyline in any kind of natural way ; w ;
,,, they do definitely exist in at least one of my other AU's, tho,,,
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I gave one of my ocs and older brother and he's literally inspired off of Edward Rutledge
Also yes, I am a gacha kid :3
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NO RIGHT? he'd be so flustered at first but then he'll stare at you then he'll realized how hot you look while humping his thigh...
oh i feel like im going insane
mark makes me fucking gone. like i go insane for that man, especially if he's all shy and soft about it.
Like imagine he's just doing his own thing, vibing, and you're rly rly wet so you sit on his thigh, letting him feel the wetness penetrate the fabric of his jeans before you start grinding casually. In a way he wouldn't notice at first bc you do in in a conversation, like
"What're you doing" (You grind up a bit in a peppy-bounce as if you're actually interested)
"Nothing much, what are you doing?" He would respond, lifting an eyebrow at you.
"I'm bored, mostly." You'd say again, grinding back, before giving him a look that he's well aware of.
"Oh." He would kind of let out in a soft way, already grabbing your waist and feeling his cock twitch. "You're-- just gonna use my leg?"
And you'd just innocently look at him with a nod, knowing that it would drive him crazy not to get any friction on himself, but he loves you, and he would let you do anything to him.
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Naah Netflix has SLAIN me with that new clip! I鈥檒l never be the same again.
Since I don鈥檛 do spoilers have my inner horny JASKIER slut dancing in glee!!
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