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#i want to gnaw on him
dabunnyvm · 1 month
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die stimmen werden lauter....
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possumsa · 17 days
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Sun's out guns out a-am I right .... 👁👁
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icarus-star · 3 months
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Imagine charlie with a shy s/o :(
R is too shy to make the first move and Charlie canonically won't make the first move so they don't do anything until one of their friends quite literally forces them too by locking them in a fuckin closet or something 😭
AWW :( how show u r is prolly one of the things that attracted him to u, n he didn't realize til way later that it would prolly b really really hard to get with u.
so, long story short, kirby forces u in a closet together :3 she doesn't care how long it takes. one of u PLEASE just confess.
and who would it end up being? no one knows. ur both stutterin n don't know what to say n it's just a mess!! but, not being able to see u in the darkness of the closet, charlie might b just a LITTLE more confident! prolly not but shhh he doesn't have a choice. ur too nervous to say anything.
u question why ur even in there? perfect segway! "um, i think i know why :(..." HNGH I LUV HIM.
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whumpsoda · 22 days
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i leave a box of magically shrunken, kitten-sized highland cows at adrastus’s doorstep ^_^ little treat for malak!!
Malak is utterly and absolutely delighted, overwhelmed by their adorable nature. Not once does he separate himself from the animals, carrying them along with him everywhere he goes as they climb all over him. He pets them, plays with them, bathes with them, watches television with them, and most commonly of all, sleeps with them.
Malak names each and every one a very special name, something he thinks fits their appearance and personality. He tucks each one in every single night, giving them a little kiss to the forehead :] they are inseparable, and he trusts no one else with them beside Nevan <3 he would no doubt protect them with his life!
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ib3li3v3you · 2 months
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Hes just a silly goofy goober your honour
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formulaonedirection · 9 months
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same guy same day he's just SOOOOOO . like do u understand me.
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sammykiszkamyass · 9 months
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GIRL DINNER
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oxventurequotes · 8 months
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zillah: what's this carriage like barnaby?
barnaby: opulent. over the top. slightly gauche.
barnaby: just like me!
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neptunearc · 8 months
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wildbluesorbit · 7 months
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Excuse me sir-SIR!! Weapons are strictly prohibited on these grounds- SIR, PLEASE! PUT THE GODDAMN GUNS AWAY!!✋🏽😮‍💨
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just-in-case-iloveyou · 7 months
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here
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unlocalcryptid · 10 months
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i have a massive headache but i just finished watching nimona and ohhh my god i have thoughts. so many this will be my personality for who knows how long
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carcharsaur · 10 months
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I think i hauve covid
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thedgeofsleep · 6 months
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Matthew Lillard as Steve Raglan / William Afton in FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)
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psqqa · 8 months
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yes, yes i know edgeworth’s big wet eyes and loser boy personality have captivated us all, but listen. listen.
phoenix wright
phoenix “genuinely unable to reconcile the girl on the stand with the girl he dated for eight months, a cognitive dissonance so profound it’s ultimately explained by them being literally two different people, but which he first sits with for five years and does not talk about at any point to anyone” wright
phoenix “don’t mention that name to me. i don’t want to talk about it. i don’t want to think about it. i am just going to keep myself in this state of perpetual crisis mode focus on other people’s problems until eventually i die and get to hang out with mia on the astral plane and never have to deal with any of these emotions ever again” wright
phoenix “overnight loses his career and reputation and sense of identity while gaining an adopted, probably pretty traumatized eight-year-old daughter, and rather than leaning on his friends for help, or getting therapy, or taking any time to process any of this, he *checks notes* spends seven years dedicating all his free time and energy to investigating the weird fucking circumstances around it and maintains a friendship with the guy he suspects was behind it all” wright
phoenix "runs across a burning bridge and falls through it, half a day after the game establishes that he is terrified of heights, because his friend is on the other side of that bridge" wright
phoenix “i sure felt surprised. maybe i had my poker face on” wright
phoenix “looking back on it that was actually a pretty dark period in my life” wright
phoenix “don’t ask me how i got started. i don’t remember” wright
phoenix “only you stood still, your eyes calmly watching” wright
phoenix “sometimes, life just sucks” wright
just
phoenix wright
crunchiest man in the world
and all i wanna do is chew and chew and chew on him
#ace attorney#where are all the people gnawing on phoenix's bones so white??#i need to find the phoenix bone-gnawing corner of this fandom PLEASE#this is me asking for the Phoenix Fic btw#where is the fic meditating on phoenix's whole mental state in general?#where is the fic about how it's phoenix's cageyness and poker face and flat affect under stress that is the hurdle?#the relationship ramifications of being actually really fucking hard to read when it comes down to it?#where is the fic about the week of his disbarment?#the one detailing the panicked blow by blow of it rippling through his social circle while he stands in the eye of the storm?#the one that ends messy and anxious and unresolved because it's week 1 of 7 years?#where is the birth of phoenix wright: poker legend fic?#where is the art school/theatre major phoenix fic?#no not the able to art/act phoenix fic but the kind of person who chooses to go to art school/study theatre phoenix fic#where is the supremely disinterested in pop culture phoenix fic?#where is the actually incredibly meticulous and competent phoenix fic?#capcom can tell me all they want that he's essentially an adhd disaster flying by the seat of his pants making it all up as he goes#but that's not what they're actually showing me#they're the ones who created an in-fiction legal system that functionally necessitates that#and the nature of the game is that phoenix is almost always proven right so rather than him coming off as hare-brained#his opponents rather just come off as short-sighted. either negligently or maliciously so#and the choices the writing makes in service of retaining mystery and audience suspense in fact function to make phoenix a person#who is astute and puts the pieces together but is cautious in his conclusions#i will grant them that phoenix does tend to lose sight of his overarching goal in getting drawn into proving or disproving minor points#the fact that edgeworth on the other hand never loses sight of this or where the various arguments stand in relation to it#is his sexiest trait as a character by far#but those minor points are actually functionally critical to the ultimate argument phoenix makes#so even though i do read that trait through the game mechanics i do also judge the other characters for being dicks about it#my point is phoenix wright does in fact have the character of a lawyer and is conventionally good at his job fucking fight me#my point is that you all have had 20 goddamn years to Rotate this man#my POINT is that there should be Intricate Fucked Up Meditations On Phoenix that rewire my fucking brain and i NEED to know where they are!
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pirdmystery · 12 days
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rust cohle does to me what i think manic pixie dream girls are supposed to do to men
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