Remus: Wanna fuck?
Janus: You could be a bit more magical in how you've asked that. Would you like to try again?
Remus: ...Alakazam, let me slam?
Janus: Oh, of COURSE!
Remus: Really?!
Janus: No.
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it’s been a while since i drew him 💛
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2618
Psychic damage. (Dialogue from Baldur's Gate 3.)
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🐍 I live for Janus’ facial expressions 🐍
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Roman: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Virgil: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Logan: Janus tripped and fell in the water fountain.
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Janus: *notices a tattoo on Virgil’s arm*
Janus: “Is that a tattoo?!”
Janus: *Scrubing a towel on Virgil’s arm* “Oh please come off, please come off.”
Virgil: “Easy! The only thing coming off is my skin!”
Janus: “Oh no! What am I going to tell your dad (Patton)!”
Janus: “Oh I got it! We’ll just cut off your arm.”
Virgil: *Pulls his arm away from Janus*
Remus: “Good idea, cause that’s easier to explain than a tattoo.”
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Janus: I'm gonna need a human skull, and I can't have you asking any questions.
Virgil: Only if you also don't ask why.
Janus: What...? Okay.
Virgil: [pulls out seven pristine human skulls]
Janus:
Virgil:
Janus:[picks up a skull]This one's fine.
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Logan, about Remus: I could fix them, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier.
Janus: That's what any god probably thinks about me.
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Virgil: Hey Jan, can I have a Pepsi?
Janus: What did Logan say?
Virgil: He said no.
Janus: Then why are you asking me?
Virgil: ‘Cause he’s not the boss of you.
Janus: *whispering* It’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap....
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Remus: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Janus: Ah, you know I'm not really a jewelry person...
Remus: You don't have to wear it.
Janus: No I'm gonna wear it, forever, back off.
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(cuss warning)
virgil: *sneezes*
patton: bless yo-
janus: shut the fuck up
janus:
patton:
virgil:
virgil: fuck you
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Roman: BECAUSE YOU MANIPULATE PEOPLE!!
Janus: *offended gasp* what! *dramatic scoff* wh-! How dare you! *placing his hand to his chest* I would NEVER manipulate people! Patton, darling, do I manipulate people?
Patton: No I don't think you manipulate people-
Janus : see?
Roman: THATS JUST PROOF
Janus: *sighing* See, Roman just thinks I'm evil
Patton: I don't think Roman thinks you're evil-
Roman, nodding: I *do* think you're evil!
( @spacedouterri)
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2515
"Also, my pants are on fire." (Dialogue from tumblr.)
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