*gives Flowey a giant, bomb-shaped box of chocolates that explodes into more chocolate when opened*
*He's fine! Your gift was enjoyed very much. In fact, Flowey finishes your gift off almost immediately after receiving and now isn't feeling too good. Worth it!*
Your cat is adorable but you seem a little out of touch with reality.
thank you for your kind words or my friend jack also eats sugar lumps and happy thursday imaginary constructs
i have been struggling with the right word to describe the quality of fresh miso paste in a recently opened tub. it is too sticky to be "fluffy" or "creamy," too dense for "foamy." i don't know, maybe that is part of it
also, i have been drinking cold brew out of dimpled mugs for the last few weeks and none of those mugs have names. that might be putting me off a little bit, too. it is something that at least deserves consideration
oh yeah, on july ninth, i watched the theatrical release of donnie darko, and i did not experience any confusion (donnie is schizophrenic AND he is an interdimensional time lord. why did i insist it had to be one or the other?), and i cried at the ending. that could be a symptom; if i am unable to speak, please tell house
but, if i were your editor, i might suggest you seem a little touched, but your cat is adorable. it leaves the compliment for boba intact, and the dated colloquialism opens up the suggestion of madness, and your perspective on such, to a broader and more interesting range of interpretations. also, the unspoken invocation of a deity from the truncation of the expression, touched by god, resonates nicely with the connotations of worship that adorable carries
(13 slaps plate off table, plate crashes loudly onto floor of restaurant)
Yaz: Whah--? Doctor, what the hell didja--
13: Look ya listen to me Yasmin Khan! Just because we're not datin' doesn't mean I don't care 'bout ya, ya know that right? An' I always want ya to be in me life an' me be in your life so none of this suicide nonsense ya understand?! An' in the middle of this restaurant of all pl--