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gayritory · 10 months
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DATING KARL JACOBS
TWS: mental health issues, swerving (driving), LIGHT dirty jokes
TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP;
Bro... the relationship with Karl is like a best friend relationship, like you both do things best friends don't do, but your guy's relationship has tons of best friend elements.
Tbh your relationship is like the definition of always being in a "silly goofy mood", and it always has a mix of wanting to know that you both love each other.
Your realationship doesn't have a Dom or sub, it's just you both look after each other and no one takes care of one person. but in love sometimes your the more dominant one. (If you look closely you'll notice that later)
Your relationship is different from other relationships cause you both do repetitive habits that make your relationship the way it is. (You'll see TONS MORE of that later:))
TYPE OF LOVE:
The type of love is obviously physical affection, but it's more deep than that. Any touch of Karl's feels like your getting surrounded by God itself.
Maybe it's the idea that the touch is from Karl but, something about Karl's touch makes you see heaven.
PHYSICAL AFFECTION:
As said before touch is your guy's love language. anything revolving around touch means love.
For example sometimes you guys randomly give eachother nose boops and head pats to show affection. It's a joking thing you guys do but it's just a way of saying "don't forget your my favorite person on earth"
HUGS! random hugs bro, this man... it could be anywhere. It could even be at a restaurant where your sitting across from each other and he ends up standing up to hug you.
"Karl what are you doing-"
"Just givin' you a hug so you know I'm still here!"
"silly, your right across from me"
"Thats to far away"
You also give each others hugs when you notice one another is nervous, it's a way of saying "hey! just know your favorite person is here for you always", meaning that you both will never feel lonely.
It kind of brings into the "best friend" aspect where having a best friend is someone you rely on all the time.
He loves your hands.
EVERYTIME he has a chance to hold your hand he does it. Everytime he's around your hand he will kiss it, it's kind of a habit that you both love. It could even be just a squeeze but he will always make time to touch your hand.
Karl takes his hand off the steering wheel to grab your hand. You look at him knowingly.
He started kissing all of your fingers contently until he got to the pinky you interrupted him. .
"KARL WATCH OUT",
In response the boy giggles loudly and pulls over.
"you messed me up, how dare you" and with that he continues to kiss your fingers.
THE MAIN TOUCH ELEMENT IS CUDDLES ALL THE FUCKING TIME!
it could be anywhere- car, couch, park, movie theater, doctor's office, even universal studios.
The cuddling comes in different undescribable forms, splayed out, tangled all together, head on lap (he loves having his head on your lap or in-between your thighs), or even just on top of each other.
EMOTIONAL STUFF:
you both don't like having emotional talks since sometimes it gets awkward. You guys always talk about the latest drama but that doesn't mean you guys do the same with feelings.
You guys rarely talk about feelings, and if you do it never gets in depth, it's usually straight to the point like: "I'm sad", "i got fired", or "i could really use a hug right now"..
Whenever you guys ask for a hug it's your guy's secret code for saying "please distract me, i need you right now", so whenever you ask for a hug you better be ready for Karls movie marathon.
Its so cute oh my god. wait. Whenever you have something stressful happening Karl just texts you random things like; "did you know that the white bubbly stuff in the ocean is whale sperm". Get used to him texting you funny stuff when you're in a bad mood…
this is also super cute! When you isolate your self in your room he messages you things like "I got our movie marathon snacks ready" or "come out, I miss you:("
Whenever your in a stressful situation Karl ends up just texting you "hi". You came to know that you don't need to reply to him, his meaning of that text is just telling you that he's still there for you.
Another thing is not only do you guys not talk about feelings, you don't talk about how much you love eachother. in other words, your not poetic:
Your relationship is almost like a elementary school relationship.
"y/n- i think i have a big hunormous crush on you!"
"No way!! ever since we dated i had-" you then interrupted yourself to say something deeper to show your affection.
"Karl? just know i love you"
"y/n-"
"OOOO is Karl blushing???"
He then just lets out a girly squeal like a school girl that's finding out his crush likes him back.
bro another thing about the relationship thing is that you always tease each other about blushing! Usually Karl is the one getting teased since your sometimes the more dominant one:))
Whenever you guys straight up talk about love for eachother without any secret meanings you both get tons of butterflies.
Since you guys usally don't talk most about this stuff, it leads to needing boundaries which you both are respectful too!
Unless your boundaries are physical affection… maybe you guys wouldn't be a good fit..
EXPERIENCES:
You also have to know that whatever you do with Karl, it will be something fun.
The thing about your relationship is that your never bored. If you both were bored you'd end up moping about how bored y'all are and then end up making jokes from it.
Talking about boredom, most people stay inside when it's cloudy/raining, you guys love running in downpour
(AHEM read this for more info)
Sometimes you guys don't go outside when it's that cold type of weather, but never assume that you guys become bored!
The rainy day beginswith your head on Karl's lap while he reads his comic book he found on his way to Mr beast's wearhouse,
"IM BATMAN" karl randomly says into your ear and starts reading again.
you guys even start playing just dance and old Wii games, which end up being over shortly after you due to you accidentally hitting Karl in the face.
"OW-"
"I'M SORRY I GOT CARRIED AWAY-"
You go up to him to comfort Karl's poor throbbing head, unaware about what he's about to say next.
"so aggressive and feisty…. that's kinky"
"karl-"
"HUAHAAHUAHHEHE"
Even though Karl has tons of energy-in depressing weather you both decide to chill out and watch anime, cartoon network, or nickelodeon.
Cartoons are an important part of the relationship, for example when sapnap came over…
"What if we watch jungle cruise-" sapnap tried saying but then got interrupted by the couple intensely staring at each other…
Sapnap knew something was up.
"I'm kinda in the mood for an animated movie." Karl suggested it for both of you and you thanked him for that by gently squeezing his hand.
The most popular experience you both have together is late 7-11 runs in PJs.
Every night you guys decide to order an Uber to drive you to the furthest 7-11.
"Why can't you drive" or "why the furthest 7-11" you may ask, well it's because you both want to stick your head out the window and if one of you is driving one of you is missing the fun.
You guys make the trip as far as possible so you both can stare at each other with big goofy smiles and windswept hair blowing in the breeze, all night long.
You both could never get enough of each others company.
Karl loves making handmade gifts for you both, especially matching bracelets!
he loves putting funny matching messages like "Karl's lover" and "y/ns lover" or "peanut butter" and "jelly"
Sometimes the messages could just be something goofy like "what the honk" or "pickles", but they can be as meaningless as ever but everytime you look at your wrist you'd think of the one and only 'Karl Jacobs'
This could fit into the habits category but you guys love doing art for each other. Whenever someone makes art for each other the other puts it on their fridge so it always reminds you of them.
GOOFY HABITS:
the main thing you both have are Habits that are unbreakable which make your relationship the way it is.
there's so many cute little habits, it's crazy.
Karl has tons of reaching habits so you ended up picking up 2 of them: Karl's habit of doing piece signs in pictures, and Karl's habit of covering his mouth while he laughs, for example;
You and Karl were both taking a mirror selfie together and you decided to do the infamous peace sign.
"HEY LOOK WERE TWINNING!"
Another habit that you love is Karls puppy dog eyes!
"Karl no it's 3 am I'm not going to a party"
"Please…" Karl says as he digs his sad puppy dog eyes into your soul.
He knows the tactic, you can never say no to puppy dog eyes.
You guys love each others smiles and laugh. snorting when you both laugh is always contagious, expecially the smiles you give eachother. The cure to a bad day is to see Karl's big goofy smile.
you both LOVE painting eachothers nails. but a habit of you both is always chipped nail polish!
This habit is just cute; him playing with your jewelry.
you sitting and Karl laying on the couch with his head in your lap, not paying attention to the movie but to the bueatiful person above him.
Since he's so caught up into your looks he ends ups having a habit of swatting your dangling necklace. (Almost like a cat)
If you ever wear hoop earrings Karls intrusive thoughts win by him just sticking a finger in them just for fun. he loves doing that whenever he wants attention or he's bored.
Karl isn't the only one who plays with ones jewelry, you do as well. mainly his rings. It could be you laying on his lap or waiting nervously at the doctor's office, you love moving around his rings.
This habit is extremely used; corny dad jokes/ pickup lines, every single second you both have something silly to say;
you both were chomping on some french fries in the car, sinking into the comfortable silence.
"Y/n Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?"
"Wait what I thought they originated in franc-"
"They were cooked in Greece!"
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"KARL!" you dramatically scream as you ran up the stairs meeting him at the top.
"Y/N, LOVE ARE YOU OKAY-"
"NO I NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL"
"Baby what happened-"
"I broke my leg falling for you" you said as you winked and fake fainted
but sadly you forgot you both were on top of a stareway so you ended up falling down the stairs, ending up literally breaking your leg.
The next time you both stream you'll have a story to tell.
Another main habit you enjoy is about Karl being nerdy about Pokemon and anime. you love listening to him ramble about his interests.
the last main habit is kind of random but it has to do with energy drink bottles.
if you enter Karl's room you step into a floor covered with monster energy drinks.
habits spice up your guy's relationship since your always waking up and wondering what silly think you guys would do next.
OVERALL;
Karl's and your realationship is unbeatable, you guys are lovers and best friends and it will always stay that way.
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quackity x reader gn
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honksapling · 1 year
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THEY ARE ONA SHOPPING DATE
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eeevveeweevie · 1 year
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sapnap wanting to spend time with his bf 🫶
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hrtsdwt · 1 year
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i’m determined to covert you all into koolish enthusiasts just like me…just look at them
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-cough cough-
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Full version on my FurAffinity
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honeyblockm · 1 year
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It's you! ♥️
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Please ignore the spring energy equation on the top left I drew this over a physics problem in class
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gnfthinkr · 1 year
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peninkwrites · 2 years
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let's talk about karl. can we talk about karl?
im going to talk about mau!karl.
Five years ago he met this charming, intimidating law student while getting booked at the station for watch thief things. he tried to ask him out for drinks but the guy was reluctant, said he's "taken, sort of." Karl was enamored, but he'd take being friends in a heartbeat. Two not-dates-but-definitely-actually-dates later and somehow, through messy, half drunk rambling, it turns out "taken, sort of" means he's dating the JSchlatt. The terrifying mob boss who would definitely kill them both if he knew this was happening ("and what exactly is it that's happening?" "I want to fucking kiss you, obviously") and Karl decides. Okay. Cool. This Is Fine. So Schlatt will never find out this is happening. You Can Kiss Me Now. (and when Karl tells Quackity with the same level of solemn weight that he's pretty sure he's asexual, Quackity almost laughs, that this cute, sweet guy who wasn't scared off by him telling him that his other boyfriend would love his hypothetical head on a spike treated coming out as ace as something as damning as his whole deal. and then he kisses him. and Quackity can't remember the last time a kiss felt kind.) And it's only after several dates that he even learns the guy's actual name (he'd introduced himself as Q, for safety's sake, Karl now realizes, and knowing his name is Quackity doesn't stop him from calling him Q, it just means something different now)
and it takes two years of dating and Karl growing numb to the fact that Quackity is scared to be with him as much as he loves him and Quackity is the one who asks if he wants to move in. and they have to go through the almost militaristic process of ensuring that they both stay safe just as they had to when they first started dating, and Quackity still goes to work and then goes to Schlatt because if he tried to leave him that doesn't mean Karl gets more of his boyfriend it means he gets none of him except maybe a body in a gutter so he makes his peace with sharing him with a man who doesn't treat him right and honestly he doesn't care about the risks it puts on him, he doesn't care what Schlatt would do to him if he knew he existed, Karl only cares that Quackity wants him to be safe and Karl thinks Quackity deserves a partner who will do what he wants for a change, so he just supports him through it all. He doesn't like the violence, not from Schlatt, but also not from everything Quackity is involved in. If he had his way, Schlatt would be gone and so would all the rest of it and they would move across the river and Karl would spend the rest of his days poorly shuffling cards or whatever job there is for him to do in a casino. But that's not an option for them. Not now.
But Karl knows his job in all of this, and it's to be steady. Maybe not in the conventional sense, Karl's mind wanders too easily and in many ways he's aimless, but as long as he's still there for Quackity to come home to, that's steady enough. Karl puts up with a lot because he knows Quackity is putting up with more, so when Quackity is gone for odd hours, when he doesn't check in enough, Karl just waits and tries not to think about the sorts of things that could be keeping Quackity away for so long and when he comes home exhausted or hands bloody Karl doesn't ask questions. When Quackity refuses to be touched, not because he doesn't want Karl with him but simply because he needs a place where he can easily refuse, Karl sleeps on the couch without a word of complaint even as his mind wanders to more radical dreams of just packing a bag and the two of them running to some other city in need of a lawyer and a watch thief (they'd discussed it before. Well, discussed as in Karl would beg him on bad nights and Quackity would shut down and Karl would stop trying once Quackity told him "he'd follow me. he doesn't want me getting away, he would come after me. I've tried. he won't stop." and Karl would stop trying.) and Karl is not a violent man but sometimes his mind wanders there too. How hard would it be, to steal Quackity's gun and walk inside that house? Very hard, but it's a nice dream, even if Karl has never hit anyone let alone killed someone, so those thoughts remain only in the dark, and in the morning Quackity would kiss him again and leave for work and Karl would pretend that fixed things.
Karl signed up for this. And he doesn't regret it. But being with the man he loves has been resigning himself to a covert existence. So when Quackity is gone he sells watches on the corner, and some part of him he tries to keep buried wonders what it would be like to date someone without fear being ingrained into their relationship, so he calls out "hey! pretty guy!" to a man wandering the street and briefly wonders if he could sell the guy a watch and ask him on an ordinary, entirely unsecretive date, but he's saved from his own bitter desires by the idiot pulling out a badge. So Karl runs to Quackity, as he had been for the past six years, and Quackity steps up to protect him, as he had been doing all these years, but really, Karl knows it's his job to protect Quackity, to keep him if not safe, at least sane. Whatever the cost.
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temshop · 2 years
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i vote we should ban the word "soon" from the vocabulary of every mcyt content creator
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karl-updates · 2 years
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Karl replied to Foolish!
[Image: A tweet from FoolishTweeters @/FoolishTweeters that says “AT THE RATE...hoping for manbun capabilites sometime this summer”. Attached is a picture of Foolish Gamers wearing a green long sleeved shirt taking a mirror selfie. He is holding a black phone over his face. karl :) @/KarlJacobs_ replied saying “Even w the android 🥺😭😍” /End ID]
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honksapling · 11 months
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austin: let me tell you what’s attractive about karl-
sapnap: i know what’s attractive about karl!! can i say it first?
sapnap: karl’s groovy.. he’s groovy.. he got that groovy essence to him
HE LITERALLY JUMPED FIRST TO TALK ABOUT HOW KARL IS ATTRACTIVE 😭
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awua-horchata · 1 year
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Like guys, I know dnf are married and commit to the bit, but knf are also dating
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sponsoredbysalad · 2 years
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saw this on twitter, karlnap my beloved
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uhohbestie · 2 years
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Karlnap having this intense energy in the background while Quackity casually eats chips just a few feet away from them is amazing 😂😂
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dsmpevents · 2 years
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April 19th
Captain Puffy twitch "New World new me." (DSMP until 2:00:00) 
Puffy sets up her farm in the new world.
Karl Jacobs: twitch “Games With Friends” (DSMP 6:10:00 to 6:15:00)  
Karl logged in briefly, discovering the crater in kinoko and the signs about his missing fish Lasagna, expressing his distress to Foolish.
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lowkeyrobin · 3 months
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MCYT ; when/how they (accidently) reveal the relationship
includes ; quackity, karl jacobs, & foolish gamers
pronouns used ; you/yours , partner
warnings ; language
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QUACKITY
he posted a pic of you guys on Twitter
he didn't see nor realize that you guys were holding hands in it and thought it was the same pic wo the hand holding that he wanted to post
it was so small but enough to get people questioning
the next picture was even worse
it was basically just softlaunching your relationship and he didn't even see
apologized sm after he told you like "Hey I think they know we're dating I kinda fucked up"
you couldn't care less
again, waiting on him to just do it himself
next pic he posts is you guys with some other qsmp streamers playing spin the bottle and you guys kissing
like this was your way of just officiating it lmao
KARL JACOBS
for sure kissed you on stream and didn't even realize "oh wait we never really announced this"
he's horrible at keeping secrets so that didn't last long
apologizes profusely but you're just like "dude it's fine lol"
he feels bad but he's now happy cause he doesn't have to hide his love for you
got the good ending lmao
FOOLISH
while streaming with Tina, Karl & Punz
he was joking around with them and he goes "well my awesome partner is cooler so shut up"
"and who is this mystery person you keep talking about???" Karl asks him, totally forgetting that they were streaming and Foolish hadn't properly announced his relationship
"Y/N. The one who's better at Bedwars than you" Foolish giggles
"I knew it!" Karl shouts
Foolish honestly forgot he was streaming too
shrugs it off, he knows you're fine with it being public and he already started kinda soft launching your relationship anyways so it's fine
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