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littlemachiavelli · 1 year

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Daily Toke 👹💋

#muse #personal #daily bong rip #girls who smoke #my face #420daily #420 #420life #710 #710 girls #710community #710babes

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b-0-ngripper · 4 months

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I need a crumb of weed please...

#no weed means no daily bong rip

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thestarmaker · 1 year

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jfc why do so many people think smoking weed and driving is any less dangerous than drinking and driving??? It makes me both mad and scared, and yep I definitely know not to be in the car w you behind the wheel

#if you 'need' to smoke to be less afraid of driving then don't fucking drive!!!#and if you can't Not Drive then work on not fucking smoking beforehand!!#i fucking hate it. so many cars at bk reeked of weed and apparently everywhere i work I'll have at least one coworker who thinks it's fine #and like. cool so you don't realize you're putting everyone else at risk too? not just yourself?? fuck off #any kind of intoxication is dangerous to drive with. i don't fucking care if you think weed makes you a better driver #BC IT DOESN'T!! it fucking doesn't. it harms your reaction time at the very least.#i smoke daily and even i know to never drive high. it's pretty fucking easy to not do.#backstory here is that my coworker who wants to smoke weed w me (which is fine and cool)#said she and another coworker are gonna take a bong rip in her car before they. drive home #and i said noooo thank you to joining them bc fuck driving high!!! are you kidding me

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mindymav420 · 2 years

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Morning Minder:

Change ya damn bong water!

#mindymav420 #clean your bong #girls who smoke #weedlovers #cannababes #boys who smoke #cannablr #stoner #420 #bongs #girls with bongs #bong babes #bong rips #daily reminder

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flowerjam · 10 months

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I wanna sit and read on the porch but there's a guy across from me listening to crappy rap music and smoking bongs and it's just ruining my vibe.

#maybe controversial opinion from someone that eats edibles daily but if you are in your 30s and you still rip bongs multiple times a day #then youre a loser #lol im irritable #personal

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mellomadness · 2 years

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ughhhhh the worst part of being in a relationship with a bigger pothead than you is you get used to using their expensive equipment and then they move and suddenly it’s 3:30 in the morning and I wanna hit the bong bUT I DONT HAVE ONE ANYMORE AND I CAN’T JUST BUY ONE CUZ THEY PRICEY

#text #drug mention #drugs tw #tw drugs #tw weed #hi yes hello I’m a pothead we have been through this ANYWAY #I MISS PIPES. I MISS BONGS. EVEN THOUGH I WAS A BABY SMOKER AND COULD BARELY HIT EITHER #i just. i miss the smell of it permeating the house more than anything #the scent of coming downstairs and knowing some just hit a fat rip on the bong?? legendary. it was so strong but not in a gross way #somehow bong scents are like. lighter. than regular ol smoking y’know #anyway I think imma hit joint and conk out #g’night everybody #this has been your daily remind that I spent 80% of my free time high off my ass #MelloMoans #chronicles of max missing her dweebus

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p3stie · 3 months

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kock daily 124: spock bong rip

#kockdaily #spock #star trek #star trek tos

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olicutterartorsmt · 9 months

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Hiya! So like here’s my Stardew valley AU called Breaking Dew I don’t have much for it but what I have so far is

Harvey gets cancer (haven’t decided which kind yet lols) and can’t afford chemotherapy and keeping his clinic open. Out on his daily walk runs into Shane who is taking bong rips after a long conversation Shane ask Harvey to help him sell glass (which Harvey thinks is slang for weed bc bongs are made out of glass and you use a bong to smoke weed) so when they get to the drug deal, surprise! Surprise! Shane is selling meth not weed. Harvey is horrified and saddened by the news and avoids Shane for about a week until Shane gives him the money they made from the deal. So Harvey decides this is what he was to do to keep his business and himself alive

(Pls credit me with idea and if you use the art anywhere bc I made both lols!/nm gen)

(Also can someone pls give me some light constructive criticism on the story? Thx!!)

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littlemachiavelli · 1 year

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Daily Toke 🪬🌙

#muse #personal #daily bong rip #girls who smoke #my face #daily dab #420 #710 #710community #710labs #710society #710 girls #420weed #420daily #rhcp #dab rig

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ctjarhead · 9 months

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🚨 JUST IN: Hunter Biden’s lawyer Kevin Morris was just spotted ripping a BONG on the balcony of his LA home—CLEARLY visible from the road—during a visit by the president’s son (Daily Mail)

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mypookiewookiebear · 2 months

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Hetalia characters, high (pt.2)

same concept as the last one, featuring north and south Italy, Germany, Japan, Prussia, and Spain! (axis powers + friends)

TW/CW: drugs, mostly weed, i curse like a sailor, i make a couple hippie jokes, I have chronic tiktok humor, I abuse emojis

AN: someone reblogged part 1 so I had to rush and make part 2. Also i apologize if this is bad (y'know what they say about sequels)

N. Italy

Cannot handle weed for the life of him, zero tolerance.

Not a bad thing of course, just a general observation.

Also cannot smoke, at all…

So in the event he decides to get high, he just takes an edible.

Boy oh boy does he go through some shit.

It makes him… deep? Very introspective, and hungry.

MAJOR munchies, fiending for pasta

He opens his eyes, sees the world and shit, probably hallucinates his grandpa

Overall: bad trip, a lot of munchies, and he saw grandpa again!

S. Italy

Bad tolerance, just like his brother. On the bright side, he can smoke!

I think this is how he actually relaxes. Like I don’t think he’s ripping a fat hit from a bong on the daily or mass amounts of edibles.

I think he rolls a little joint and smokes it outside in the sun, probably in the countryside with his old lady garden.

(probably grew the shit himself, cause i bet he gardens all the time)

Overall: smokes to wind down, and garden, because he is a hippie grandma

Spain

Kinda like S. Italy, like he would smoke to relax and be one with nature, (or whatever you get my point, they’re hippies)

BUT! He is down to do some stupid shit, with his threeway bromance!!!

I can see it, Prussia brings in strong ass edibles, and dares Spain to eat one.

Spain, (never one to refuse a dare) takes it a step forward, and eats two

Yeah that did not end well. It’s fine they’re immortal who cares about consequences 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Anyway, I can see him in the kitchen cooking up a storm while high, (if he isn’t super high lol)

Overall: also a hippie grandma, can be dared to do stupid shit

Germany

He’s on my nightmare blunt rotation list, no.1 D.A.R.E. enthusiast.

Well with the right amount of peer pressure from N. Italy he would try it

It gives him so much energy, he tries to take everyone out for a run, and fucking speeds past everyone.

Never again

Prussia

I think if I tried to smoke with him while Germany was young (y’know, in ye olden days) he would crucify me 💀

Nowadays, he is much more chill, and took himself off of the nightmare blunt rotation list!

He always brings snacks, also kind of an enabler?

Like if I talked about “this edible ain’t shit” he would just tell me to take another one.

(bad advice kids, never take another till the first one hits)

If he’s super high he is really funny, laughs at everything and makes funny jokes

Overall: Redeemed himself, good snacks, an enabler…

Japan

Uh he doesn’t smoke a lot because its fucking illegal at his place 💀

I looked it up, any amount is at least five years in the yard…

Kind of a shame because it naturally grows there… unfair

They use meth more often than weed lol

In the scenario he does get super high, I think he hops on fortnite with the boyz.

He is THE alpha with the cold heart, just on the grind set

Probably watches some trippy anime, like Saiki k

Overall: gamer, also a criminal technically, but whateva

not my tiktok!

ok gn guys

if this gets likes i will write more hetalia/weed content ‼️‼️‼️‼️

#hetalia #aph italy #aph romano #aph spain #aph japan #aph germany #aph prussia #writing!#i just added tags lol #hetalia headcanons #high #tw weed

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gilligould · 10 months

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my father, logan roy, was a great man, in the true sense of the word. born the middle child of three, he was sent away during the second world war to bing, bang, bong. sad, sad, sad. i look good. i look good. i am the man. i am the man. as you can see, here i am. talking loudly about my father. and don’t i, perhaps, remind you of him just a little? a little dry. chicago daily, ‘81. launches the correspondent. “a passion for human communication.” i am king dong. i am the king of dong. bow down to me. i selected the president. do you see his pecker in my pocket? uh, end of the first marriage, it’s very sad, saddy, saddy, sad. look out. see shivy cry, see kenny lie. see roman the showman light up the sky! last days. new adventures. was he, maybe, tiny nice voice, losing it a little? who knows? but a great man. his demise was carried, written in fire. pulsed electric, in a flash, over seven continents, into newspapers that he started, networks he launched, through fiber he laid, satellites we built. a great man indeed. a great, great man. father, with your permission? applause all around. come on! let it rip! we love you! something, something, something, something, something.

#succession #succession spoilers #k.txt

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switchxcraft · 1 year

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Do you smoke weed? It would be cool to watch you do some bong rips 🥺

Daily for the past 22 years 🤙🏼. It’s been a while since I’ve taken a bong hit. I’m more of a joint or pipe gal these days.

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peter-weir · 11 months

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My father, Logan Roy, was a great man in the true sense of the word. Born the middle child of three, he was sent away during the Second World War to bing, bang, bong. Sad, sad, sad. I look good. I look good. I am the man. I am the man. As you can see, here I am, talking loudly about my father. And don’t I perhaps, remind you of him just a little? A little dry. Chicago Daily, ‘81. Launches The Correspondent. “A passion for human communication”. I am King Dong. I am the King of Dong. Bow down to me. I selected the president. Do you see his pecker in my pocket? Uhh, end of the first marriage, it’s very sad, saddy, saddy, sad. Look out. See Shivy cry, see Kenny lie. See Roman the Showman light up the sky! Last days. New adventures. Was he, maybe, tiny nice voice, losing it a little? Who knows? But! A great man. His demise was carried, written in fire. Pulsed electric, in a flash, over seven continents, into newspapers that he started, networks he launched, through fibre he laid, satellites we built. A great man indeed. A great, great man. Father, with your permission? Applause all round. Come on! Let it rip! We love you!

#sskdkfjsjalaksjdlslana #succession

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amygdalae · 2 years

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hey so I know you're also gay and a freak so i figured you'd know. is it too late to join daily dracula. like if I join now will I still be able to relive the old experiences or. hope this makes sense, I have done nothing but hit fat bong rip after fat bong rip after my doctor FUCKED me over today. thanks

lmaaooo. no you arent too late, it started on the 3rd and they have an archive of all the previous entries so catching up shouldnt take too long anyways. or you could probably sparknotes it to catch up if youre really in a hurry

#'hey so i know youre also gay and a freak' is quite the way to open an ask i must say

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