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somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely
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idk how people have the audacity to think nicole is anything other than a lesbian when literally all she does is pull half of the female cast and constantly belittle the men around her. that’s 100% homosexuality right there. her and jecka? best homoerotic friendship i’ve seen in a while. ari? toxic yuri of all time. emily?? literally endgame. god i wish they had fifteen more endings together, nicole x emily for life. and all of that while her opinions on everyone else (men) are “fuck you and kill yourself”
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"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though
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every time i search up "harry potter x reader" i get some other character instead and then when i search harry james potter x reader there aren't enough results because people who DO post harry x reader don't think they need to tag that specifically
i will cry
#god this is so real#I AM SICK AND TIRED#i just wanna read abt my man 😔#i literally saw a James potter thing tagged with harry james potter#even in the harry james potter tag i find other characters
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Hetalia characters, high (pt.2)
same concept as the last one, featuring north and south Italy, Germany, Japan, Prussia, and Spain! (axis powers + friends)
TW/CW: drugs, mostly weed, i curse like a sailor, i make a couple hippie jokes, I have chronic tiktok humor, I abuse emojis
AN: someone reblogged part 1 so I had to rush and make part 2. Also i apologize if this is bad (y'know what they say about sequels)
N. Italy
Cannot handle weed for the life of him, zero tolerance.
Not a bad thing of course, just a general observation.
Also cannot smoke, at all…
So in the event he decides to get high, he just takes an edible.
Boy oh boy does he go through some shit.
It makes him… deep? Very introspective, and hungry.
MAJOR munchies, fiending for pasta
He opens his eyes, sees the world and shit, probably hallucinates his grandpa
Overall: bad trip, a lot of munchies, and he saw grandpa again!
S. Italy
Bad tolerance, just like his brother. On the bright side, he can smoke!
I think this is how he actually relaxes. Like I don’t think he’s ripping a fat hit from a bong on the daily or mass amounts of edibles.
I think he rolls a little joint and smokes it outside in the sun, probably in the countryside with his old lady garden.
(probably grew the shit himself, cause i bet he gardens all the time)
Overall: smokes to wind down, and garden, because he is a hippie grandma
Spain
Kinda like S. Italy, like he would smoke to relax and be one with nature, (or whatever you get my point, they’re hippies)
BUT! He is down to do some stupid shit, with his threeway bromance!!!
I can see it, Prussia brings in strong ass edibles, and dares Spain to eat one.
Spain, (never one to refuse a dare) takes it a step forward, and eats two
Yeah that did not end well. It’s fine they’re immortal who cares about consequences 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Anyway, I can see him in the kitchen cooking up a storm while high, (if he isn’t super high lol)
Overall: also a hippie grandma, can be dared to do stupid shit
Germany
He’s on my nightmare blunt rotation list, no.1 D.A.R.E. enthusiast.
Well with the right amount of peer pressure from N. Italy he would try it
It gives him so much energy, he tries to take everyone out for a run, and fucking speeds past everyone.
Never again
Prussia
I think if I tried to smoke with him while Germany was young (y’know, in ye olden days) he would crucify me 💀
Nowadays, he is much more chill, and took himself off of the nightmare blunt rotation list!
He always brings snacks, also kind of an enabler?
Like if I talked about “this edible ain’t shit” he would just tell me to take another one.
(bad advice kids, never take another till the first one hits)
If he’s super high he is really funny, laughs at everything and makes funny jokes
Overall: Redeemed himself, good snacks, an enabler…
Japan
Uh he doesn’t smoke a lot because its fucking illegal at his place 💀
I looked it up, any amount is at least five years in the yard…
Kind of a shame because it naturally grows there… unfair
They use meth more often than weed lol
In the scenario he does get super high, I think he hops on fortnite with the boyz.
He is THE alpha with the cold heart, just on the grind set
Probably watches some trippy anime, like Saiki k
Overall: gamer, also a criminal technically, but whateva
not my tiktok!
ok gn guys
if this gets likes i will write more hetalia/weed content ‼️‼️‼️‼️
#hetalia#aph italy#aph romano#aph spain#aph japan#aph germany#aph prussia#writing!#i just added tags lol#hetalia headcanons#high#tw weed
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getting high with Hetalia characters
(cause I'm kind of high and bored :P) (I just did the allies + Canada to make my life easier)
⚠ DISCLAIMER ⚠
these are just my opinions/ headcanons, if you don't like... uh, don't read pls 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
TW/CW: drugs, lots of drugs mentioned, uh I curse? mostly weed mentions, mentioned alcohol, I use gay as an insult (GUYS IT WAS A JOKE I PROMISE PLEASE)
America
I feel like most of the time he would mellow out. Like most strains would make him more chill, like purple kush.
I think he would prefer edibles, it's easier, you’re higher for longer, and I headcanon that he’s on the heavier side so the edibles are more effective.
(also he’s weak and can’t smoke for shit)
Regardless, I don’t think he smokes or takes edibles too often. I think his preferred substance is probably liquor, if anything.
England
Okay, here me out. I think he experiments with hallucinogens.
He has his little witch friends, they light a bong and do fucking magic
(my normal friday night tbh…)
But that is the craziest thing he does, plus he’s old and has a strict 9 pm bedtime.
(plus he needs his booktok kindle to read bad colleen hoover books)
I bet he has a clicker and everything so he can lay down and read his kindle
Anyway, I think he’s had his fair share of za, but gets busy so he doesn’t do it all that often.
France
Okay the haters are gonna sabotage me, but I think he smokes the least out of this group,
Does not like the way weed makes him feel, he gets sensory overload easily while high, his adrenaline spikes and makes his heart race (in a bad way).
Prefers alcohol, specifically wine, doesn’t usually get drunk or sloshed but is more comfortable being drunk than high.
Russia
More inexperienced with weed tbh.
Like he has smoked cigarettes, drinks often enough, and done an occasional hard substance, he just doesn’t see much appeal in weed.
I think he is extreme, like he either is dead sober, or sloshed from vodka. No in between
When he is high, he gets more introspective, and depressing lol.
(he thinks more about his childhood, how he felt during all that)
Canada
I wouldn’t say he’s the no.1 stoner, but he’s in the running for that.
He would totally come to a world meeting high asf
(I mean, who's gonna notice?)
No preference as far as smoking vs. edibles, but i bet he’s done some crazy crack pipe diys to smoke weed
(such as, but not limited to: making a bong out of a water bottle, hot wiring an iphone charger, and smoking out of a banana)
When he’s sober he's chill, but when he's high, legit the chillest of chill. Like owns the word chill.
More sociable and charismatic, also makes bomb ass foods.
China
Saved the best for last 😘
Guys… we did it, we found the number 1 stoner 🤯🤯🤯🤯
Kidding kidding, but he is very familiar with medicinal marijuana.
(my man has a bad back… leave him alone…)
While he has a lot of experience, rarely does he get extremely high, again mostly smokes for medicinal purposes.
But he still has a high tolerance in general, so if he does decide to get super high, he needs strong ass edibles or a full cart.
(me asf tbh)
In the event he gets high as hell, he mostly ponders… thinks about philosophy or something gay like that./j
Idk he’s not that crazy, just sits by himself and thinks about stupid shit, like the appeal of bamboo to pandas.
Side note: don’t use gay as an insult that's bad…
OK BYE GOODNIGHT
#hetalia#hetalia headcanons#aph china#aph america#aph england#aph france#aph russia#aph canada#cannabis#smoking#writing!#tumblr fucked up my formatting so i have to kill#i have an ear infection lol
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HIMARUYA WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DRINKING THESE LAST FEW MONTHS
HE YASSIFIED AND TWINKIFIED YAO
HE'S MAJESTIC
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unstoppable force (desire to write) vs immovable object (tired)
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I log on… I spam post….i embarrass myself….i leave
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the only way im going to be able to read abt my faves is writing my own damn fanfiction 😭
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NEW MANS ALERT 🚨‼️‼️‼️‼️
(expect this kind of post often, i change my mind a lot)
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THIS!!!!!
just... yes
yknow who i think the fandom needs to appreciate more? CHINA!
this is a multi millennia being has existed beyond other empires, kingdoms, governments, whatever the hell humans throw at him, is so severely under appreciated!! he’s a badass and never gets credit for all the shit he goes through!
i will never forgive Himaruya for reducing china to the lamest stereotypes possible. i know that’s the whole point of hetalia but china is marketed as one of the “main G8” but he’s treated like a total loser T-T it’s criminal that he’s so underrated in this fandom.
plus china ships besides RoChu are basically nonexistent. where’s my freaky freaks who wanna see america and china get it on? where’s the depraved girlies after a little historical angst? china my love you deserve so much better than just being a lame ass loser.
i think part of it is just the western fandom gravitates more towards european/western countries cause that’s more familiar. and i’m not shaming anyone for it!! it’s normal and understandable that ppl would gravitate towards countries that you know more about! i just find it sad when i can’t find china fics cause their either in chinese or hes just a side character.
i don’t wanna get too deep bcs that’s not the point of the post. the point is to love my man china. but i also think it has to do with eastern asian men in general being emasculated and considered more feminine…plus himaruya’s perception of china…i don’t wanna start a whole debate tho that’s not my point.
basically i’m just in love with china if you couldn’t tell and want him to have equal love in the fandom. am i a simp? maybe 🏃♂️
side note: i find nyo!america x china sooooo interesting and dynamically pleasing. something about older man who knows how to handle his financials and a younger woman who needs a sugar daddy speaks to me…
tldr: china my beloved.
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Today i present to you guys, Reddish Afternoon's Y/N new design! She is finally a less weird looking MC! Goodbye to the helmet, hello to a mask!
this are some sketches done in my more Realistic proportioned style, what do you guys think of her new appearence?
I would describe this new her as a bit quirky an maybe sassier than the anterior Y/N
#omg guys this is so cool!!!#MENEXTMENEXTMENEXT#im sorry im so down bad for my man 🧍♂️#aph china#im actually going insane
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Yao with short hair
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Jillian/Jill, They/Them
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Interests-
❥ Sims 4
❥ Danganronpa
❥ Total Drama
❥ ACNH
❥ Sally Face
❥ Stardew Valley
❥ Roblox
❥ South Park
❥ Fanfiction (reading & writing)
❥ Harry Potter
❥ Hetalia
❥ Music/ Singing
CLASS OF 09 OMG CURRENT HYPERFIXATION
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