one of the first codexes you find in haven is one of those romance novel review ones and i think gideon would have a collection of bodice rippers in skyhold. him and cass have a book club

blackwall romance forever has me 😩😩😩

I've recruited Sera, Blackwall, and Bull.

Solona is meh about Sera, but she agrees with the general sentiment of Red Jenny and decides she can get past Sera's... Sera-ness.

She didn't have high (read: any) expectations for Blackwall. Wardens are a mixed bag and you're more likely to get an ex-criminal than not. But halfway through the conversation ("next time they won't need me.") she had the measure of him and liked him.

She's also ambivalent towards Bull on first meeting. The Ben-Hassrath thing doesn't bother her because hey, she kicked around Fereldan with the current arishok back in the Blight; Bull letting him know what she's up to saves her the trouble.

The words "last loyal mages" left Vivienne's mouth and Solona went Absolutely Not.

and we've done it. we've officially beat the last gamer's outreach event in donos, even without the auction. this is despite hermitcraft losing the pandemic boom, this being a second drive, and everything else. gg everyone. we've done it. what a community <3

Tubbo *about tommy*: fucking bicurious bastard

Tubbo: we should throw rocks at him

things that are gay according to logan roy: vehicular manslaughter, having happy (made up) childhood memories of your dad, telling your wife you love her

THEY PLANNED TO MEET UP AT PURGATORY GLOBAL SO CHARLIE COULD KILL HIM AND FINALIZE THEIR DIVORCE. CHARLIE DIED AT CENTER, RAN BACK AND MARIANA WAS THERE HAVING ALREADY LOOTED HIS BODY BUT GIFTED HIM BACK HIS STUFF. CHARLIE LIED ABOUT BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH CELLBIT BUT COULDNT HELP BEING GENUINE WHEN MARIANA TOLD HIM HE WAS GLAD HE WAS HAPPY. THEY TALKED ABOUT LIFE AND MARIANA WAS PROUD OF HIM TRYING TO LEARN SPANISH. CHARLIE STARTED DOING SHY GAY FLIRTING BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT AT THIS POINT. IT WORKED. THEY FUCKED THREE TIMES IN THE GLOBAL WATER POOL AND AGREED TO TRY AGAIN AS LONG AS MARIANA LOGGED ON AGAIN AND MIGHT EVEN RAISE CODEFLIPPA TOGETHER. MARIANAS NICKNAME HAS BEEN UPGRADED FROM PUTA ESPOSA TO GUAPA ESPOSA. CHARLIE THREATENED TO MAIL A BOMB TO CCMARIANAS HOUSE IF MARIANA DOESN'T COME TO THE NEXT QSMP MEETUP BY THE END OF THE YEAR. WE ARE SO BACK.

never not thinking about how kevin day is david wymack's son

imagine you're kevin, practically born with a raquet in your hand, you grow up with your mother for a while and maybe you ask about your father and she tells you not to worry about it, or maybe you just never ask because she doesn't mention it and you don't know how important it is, yet. then she dies, you're moved to evermore, it's so different from what you've seen previously but you have no choice so you just bow your head and do your best to survive, clinging onto your mother's sport, clinging onto the idea that you'll become a star.

you're there for so long you eventually forget you've ever been outside of it, but you see how desperate riko is for his father's attention so you start wondering, however briefly, about the concept of a father.

then you're in high school, you find the letter and suddenly it's not just a vague concept you have to wonder about, suddenly it's something real and tangible. you've heard of david wymack, it would've been impossible not to since he was a friend of your mother's and considering the kind of team he's taken up to creating, maybe you've even met him extremely briefly at some point. you know enough about the industry to think his team isn't just a publicity stunt, and somehow you know that if he finds out he'll do everything in his power to get you out.

you're not stupid enough to tell riko this, but you do tell jean and he laughs at you. of course he does. but you've been there for too long, you've seen too much, and you're old enough to understand what the master would do if he deemed david wymack to be a threat. you can't leave riko's side therefore you can't tell him any time soon, possibly ever, so you resolve to reading the letter over and over instead. (riko reads it almost as often as you)

then you're 19 and the erc thinks riko is holding you back. you're 19 and you're watching riko stomp on everything you've built up through the years. you're 19 and the letter is the only reason you have the strength to leave.

you tell wymack and the team as much as you dare because they deserve to know the risks of having you here, and wymack takes it in stride, he puts himself and his team at risk and even takes out loans to keep you here, like you knew he would. he signs you and he deserves to know about the letter, the more time passes the worse it'll be when you do tell him, but you can't yet because it's too soon and you don't trust yourself to tell riko no when the time comes.

then neil is asking for your help

now imagine you're wymack. your childhood was shit and you didn't have the support you needed at the time, but you believe you can be better than the hands that shaped you. kayleigh taught you everything you know about exy, and you loved her so it stung when she died and you couldn't be there for her only son. but, no matter what you might think of tetsuji moriyama, you don't think kayleigh would send her son to an unsafe place. you just go on with your days, maybe tune in on the news to see that kevin's doing well. you have no reason to think otherwise.

when you have the opportunity to start an exy team from scratch, you dedicate it to the kids that need another chance, the kids the world has given up on. you'll never give up on them.

then, what feels like a lifetime later, kevin day is standing in front of your hotel room and asking you for help. he's saying his 'beloved brother' broke his hand, he's saying the moriyamas are part of the yakuza, he's saying they'll kill him if they find him. throughout the year you get to know him better, you see that he's grown up to be a caged and abused wreck, you see he was raised to care about nothing but exy, you see him having a panic attack at the mere mention of having to face his former team, you see him drinking himself to oblivion to cope. you can't undo the past so you do your best to support him now, but damn if you don't wish you could've been there for him.

then he's telling you he's your son

Okay serious question why are there so many people complaining about how popular labru is as a ship or that’s it’s a reach with no canon basis when the entirety of chapter 76 exists? Like??????

when the frost giants showed up essek for sure got war flashbacks to this EXACT moment btw

Good morning sunshine.

i do not talk enough about how much i love cassandra...

AT DAWN WE PLAN

I've played twelve hours and I'm still in the Hinterlands T_T

El Mariana logged in, told the whole global chat the coordanates of blue's base, was killed with Tina a bunch of times, met a new creature which he named mike wazowski, died some more, had gay sex with his ex-husband and just fucking left

this was my description of Wargames to my friend who doesn’t watch WWE

accurate? I think so.