Always and forever thinking about the day they got the eggs and got paired up, and other people being maybe a little awkward cause they still don't necessarily know the person they've been paired with, a little unsure of what bits they can get away with, and then Mariana, i imagine, is like "damn this is my chance for an actual ship for once let's fucking go let's not be To Weird so my partner won't be creeped out" but then charlie runs up and assigns him as Bitch Wife and immediately starts a bit where they've been married for years and he's trying to get a divorce and Mariana is just like 😍 YOU! You are The One. We are going to have so much sex. And he was right.
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El Mariana logged in, told the whole global chat the coordanates of blue's base, was killed with Tina a bunch of times, met a new creature which he named mike wazowski, died some more, had gay sex with his ex-husband and just fucking left
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I finally also made one of these!
I replaced a few of them just bc I didn't yet have designs I was happy with for a few of them (and didn't know how to fit in my Antoine...)
But yay. I like how my human Etoiles turned out tbh,,,
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im watching the vod where they get the eggs and this shit is so funny already. qcharlie keeps trying to leave qmarianas ass but she’s like can we PLEASE fuck first
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We can Romeo and Juliet this shit
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Missclickduo shouldn't be giving couple's counseling
They really shouldn’t considering the fact that we couldn’t even get them in the same room together
Thank you anon for the request! :]
extra ig lol
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And historians said they were lovers (Yet they were doomed by the narrative).
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AHHHH I know it makes sense for q!slime to push all the blame on q!mariana but MARIANA WAS A GOOD FUCKING DAD OK
Flippa was most energetic when she was whit him
They built Mariana’s house together
Some of flippas happiest memories are whit Mariana
Mariana is I think canonically just staying at Flippas grave slowly dying from thirst and hunger
HE WAS A GOOD DAD
So seeing codeflippa just putting tnt all over his house their house is just shattering my heart bc she wouldn’t do that
This moment from roier is how I feel about this whole situation
He’s pissed bc he knows Flippa wouldn’t do this to Mariana. Bc flippa loved Mariana
I think we all knew from the start that it wasn’t Flippa but I was kinda in denial about the fact that the code took her place but that moment was the last nail in the coffin for me
That is not fucking Juanaflippa
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woah?!?!?!? two more residents of yuri island?!?!?!?!??!?!?!? a guy this time!!??!?!?!?!? 😱😱😱 oh wait he's not into women romantically. or anyone at all apparently. he lives with this spiderchick though.
plus a scene from one of the most famous inhabitant stories ^_^
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please let me know if this has already been made bc there’s no way in hell it hasn’t im sure
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this is what i think would happen if mariana was a dogboy. thank you to @evagora and @philever for the translation help!
bonus (lol):
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