I’ll never get tired of this adorable little teddy bear.  

I'm obsessed with the idea of a mischief maker Astarion. Like, that man has spent so long without autonomy that he uses all of it just to be a chronic little shit. Imagine this: Astarion, bored, simply needs to cause mischief. His hands are twitchy and he simply cannot keep them to himself.

So he randomly gets up, walks over to where (probably Wyll) is like preparing vegtables for the night while Karlach stands beside him giving him terrible cooking advice. And Astarion just. Nonchalantly walks over, picks up a carrot, and walks away with it. Bites into it, too. Makes sure they see him do it. They know he doesn't need to eat it. He knows they know he doesn't need to eat it. He's a fucking vampire. But he does, and they can't do shit about it. Or like. He just walks up to Gale, plucks the book from his hands, and starts reading. Stretches out, gets comfy, makes sure to make use of all of Gale's one pillow (because you know Gale is the type of man to have only one pillow) And just. Doesn't say anything.

And what's Gale gonna do about it?? Get mad? Astarion doesn't care. It's funny.

flustered JFK >>>>

YEAAARRGGHHWKSSHDJDJHDKSJ

IM MALFUNCTIONING

Kiss the cook

ronance but robin is actually a really good cook whereas nancy is banned from the kitchen

Nami WIP + some chibi doodles heheeee

HIS ASS IS OUT????

So I work at a witchy store and this guy came in with a list of things he needed to pick up for his girlfriend, it was a list of stuff for a spell like herbs and candles. The guy didn’t have a clue about spell work but apparently she was doing spell for him cause he was applying for a new job and I just can’t help but imagine eddie totally doing that for his cute witchy girlfriend. 😭

PLEASE.

eddie with a cute witchy girlfriend is a need. i can see him doing that, and being fairly clueless but so supportive (you make him a mini protection spell jar and he protects that thing with his life. damn near worships it).

but i can also see him being so curious and his nerdy self diving headfirst, letting you teach him everything and getting so involved. if you rant about a coworker, he’s already ramping up about a hex jar, gathering the supplies all eager and pissed on your behalf, and you just have to talk him down like “babe. babe. no, no hex jars. we’ve talked about this. nope.”

baby boy also probably loves going crystal shopping or will find cool downtown areas that cater to both your wants, lil witchy stores for you and comic book stores for himself. he gets a pretty new set of dnd dice, and you get a few crystals for your collection, and he loves to put them all together and be like “look baby! my dice look like they could fit right in with your clear quarts!! this one is almost the same shade of green as your adventurine necklace 😏😏”

tfw you have to eat raw penguins with your buddy to prevent scurvy

+.*【𝕂𝕒𝕣𝕒 ℂ𝕒𝕣†𝕖𝕣】*.+

I wanted to take a cute picture of me and my dog today but somehow it didn’t go as planned

The queen goes rogue

WHEN DID THIS COME OUT?!??!! (they are so cute, I love them all so much)

*holds up Clay in my hands* this troll can and should hold so much trauma

if youre over 17yo and you cant cook youre useless

Okay i know we all need to hate on the unhinged trad movement, but there are some innocent sweet bystanders who do happen to like wearing floral or vintage dresses and working in the kitchen at home etc who are happily living life and not part of an evil ideology. Leave them be

The first rule in condemnation is discernment. If you can’t tell innocent lifestyle choice and personalities from evil cult behavior, idk what to tell you. Maybe you should pipe down and leave the condemning to others