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Shouted graah as I sorted my papers on my desk. Today has been a good day.
#I ate a croissandwich today and it always makes me think of this monologue I watched where they complain about how it’s an abomination#and honestly?#they’re correct.
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Feraltober 2022, Day Twenty: Sandwich
#*art#art#artwork#*feraltober 22#*food#i have never tried a croissandwich#or whatever its called#never tried it before#i however have tried a knuckle sandwich#-10/10 recommended
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3, 21 and 32 for the ask game if you want! ✨
Hello, bonjour!! Thank you so much for dropping in. 💕
3. What was the last song you listened to?
I saw them live last night and they were fucking incredible!
21. How was your day today?
It was good, thank you for asking!! I booked the morning off because of the concert last night, so I got to sleep in until 10:30am and then after checking the daily news (my tumblr dashboard), I put on my new band t-shirt and went to Tim Horton's and got myself a coffee and a croissandwich! I had to work this afternoon, but that's over now so I can just chill. Will probably get pizza and watch OFMD tonight!
32. If you could go anywhere right now, where would you go?
I would show up in the living room of either of my wives (@butcherbacterium or @kaleidoscopexsighs), but preferably somehow both. I'd make them watch Velocipastor with me while we ate a cheese board in our pajamas.
random personal asks
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I’m sorry for asking you about ships too much but I just wanted to know if Sandwich x Croissant was a popular ship before Strung Gummy Cookie or if I had some weird Mandela Effect BS happen to me and since you are the only person I know that was in the Cookie Run fandom when both Sandwich Cookie and Croissant Cookie was released I thought I’d ask you
It was a decently popular ship! I miss it a lot. Fun fact - I was literally the first person to ship it! I shipped it before it was established Croissant visited Sand Witch since there's a deli in my area that serves a sandwich called the Croissandwich
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Church: Everyone hold your fire! We're comin' out. Truce!
Caboose: Time out!
Church and Caboose run up to the reds
Grif: Would someone explain what just happened here?
Church: That evil guy in the scooter shot one of our guys and ran off with Lopez.
Sarge: But we need Lopez for very specific reasons that we don't have to explain to you. We have to get him back.
Church: Yeah and we have to get the evil guy back. He's the only one around here that can heal Tucker.
Grif: So now we're forced to work together. How ironic.
Simmons: No, that's not ironic. Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other.
Donut: No, ironic would be instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped him.
Sarge: I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds.
Caboose: I think it would be ironic, if everyone was made of iron.
Black screen with message: two hours later. Cut to everyone on top of the red base, including Sheila and Doc's discarded scooter
Church: Okay. We all agree, that while the current situation, is not totally ironic, the fact that we now have to work together, is odd in an unexpected way, that defies our normal circumstances. Is everybody happy with that...
Sarge: Yes.
Simmons: And, I just finished reprogramming our teleporter, to take us directly to Lopez and O'Malley's coordinates.
Sarge: We'll leave one member of each team so that no one can trick anyone and take over the canyon. Our man will be Donut.
Caboose: We will leave Corporal Croissandwich!
Church: Caboose...
Caboose: We will leave Sheila.
Donut: Yeah, thanks guys. Because, you know if this is a trick, I'm sure I can hold her off on my own.
Church: Alright, we're gonna do this one at a time then. You first Sarge.
Sarge: Today seems like a good day to teleport. (running in to the teleporter) Geronimo!
Caboose: (running in to the teleporter) Paskataway!
Simmons: Hmmm...
Grif: What's wrong?
Simmons: I just had a really weird feeling that I'm never gonna see this place again.
Grif: And that's a bad thing?
Simmons: Oh I didn't say weird bad, I just said weird. (runs in to the teleporter)
Church: Alright. It's Grif, right? You 'n' me will go through together, ready?
Grif: After you.
Church runs through the teleporter, followed closely by Grif
Donut: Hah. I wonder if I should have told the guys that thing I heard O'Malley say about sabotage when I was in the cave. ...Ah well. (turns to face Sheila) Uh, hi!
Sheila: Stop staring at my treads, buddy.
Donut: Geeze. Sorry.
#s2#s2e38#donut#sheila#grif#alpha!church#simmons#sarge#caboose#alpha!church grif#donut sheila#grif simmons#ensemble
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What's your favorite croissandwich? Or sandwich if not croissant fans?
Trying this @prozis brioche croissant for the first time. It was really good. Just a simple egg salad made a little spicy with some Truff hotter mayo. Little plant based cheese and green mix.
Salt and vinegar upcycled chips on the side with sunflower butter cups for dessert. Yummy.
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hmm. i’ve been eating these microwaveable croissandwiches almost every day for months, and i finally took one apart and ate each part separately, and they tasted pretty repulsive. i can’t stop thinking about how… blue? the egg tasted? it tasted the way the egg someone left in the food warmer all day when i worked at mcdonald’s that turned blue and green smelled like. like it had to be in there like 20 hours and was hard, overbaked, and alarmingly discolored.
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When I say bro be going 🦍💩 @thedbnstore @derrickgatling on FB. Steak, sausage, egg and cheese croissandwich. Like that just quick eats 😋 https://www.instagram.com/p/CjMKYNqMEe1/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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[homemade] scrapple croissandwich… by mightyatom4761#love #foodpic #tasty #breakfast #cooking #delicious #yummy #foodstagram #foodblogger #foodporn #instafood #foodie #food
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gay cookies and an au doodle
#cookie run#croissant cookie#sandwich cookie#cookie run ovenbreak#croissant x sandwich#sandwich x croissant#wtf is their ship name#croissandwich#idk.#my art#digital art#procreate pocket#queueden#my aus#the directors apprentice#ask to tag#i dont think the eye needs a tw or anything but lmk
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Rise & Shine! Bacon Egg & Cheese Croissandwich. #gtfohgood #tastyfood #eatwelllivewell #notjustitalianfood #brekkie #keepitsimplestupid #delicious #doitrightnottwice @osteriavicario #croissandwich #comfortfood #lasvegas #lasvegaseats #lvchefs #organicfood #thegoodgood #onceinabluemoon #breakfastsandwich (at Scotch 80's, Las Vegas) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuQ5R5gBlQk/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hnydzboubrzu
#gtfohgood#tastyfood#eatwelllivewell#notjustitalianfood#brekkie#keepitsimplestupid#delicious#doitrightnottwice#croissandwich#comfortfood#lasvegas#lasvegaseats#lvchefs#organicfood#thegoodgood#onceinabluemoon#breakfastsandwich
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#marketing screws up everything! It’s bad enough 🥐 is forever walking around pouting like “it’s pronounced ‘kwa-SON’!” ...now 🥐 is pissed 🤬about this new problem called #croissandwich! Thanks @burgerking (at Atlanta, Georgia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsbHpA7Agwe9fD6TbrqK0FswV80VeCigjw1-YY0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2x6jldyfu229
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#NO LIES DETECTED LIKE WHAT THE HELL EVEN IS A CROISSANDWICH WILL AMERICA //STOP// THE FOOD NONSENSE#Last Week Tonight#John Oliver#upthebaguette#French side of tumblr#le tag français#lwtedit#gifs#*#about me#greatest hits
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My dad once bought a 50 pack of croissants because he had a croissant sandwich at a cafe and was inspired. Every morning for the next few weeks he’d see me and my siblings sleepily come in for breakfast, point, and say “croissandwich?” And start making one for us whether we wanted it or not.
that's such an dorable story i'm literally smiling so wide. "croissandwich"...inspired dads are the best
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Funny Cooking Quotes
Enjoy reading this collection of funny cooking quotes which may bring a smile to your face. Remember, food must be enjoyed, so enjoy these lines curated by the Nowily review team.
A party without cake is just a meeting. — Julia Child
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. —Katherine Cebrian
There is such a buildup of crud in my oven there is only room to bake a single cupcake. —Phyllis Diller
The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it. —Andy Rooney
It's so beautifully arranged on the plate—you know someone's fingers have been all over it. —Julia Child commenting on nouvelle cuisine
When compelled to cook, I produce a meal that would make a sword swallower gag. —Russell Baker
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. —Storm Jameson
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. —Calvin Trillin
I prefer my oysters fried; that way I know my oysters died. —Roy G. Blount, Jr.
God sends meat and the devil sends cooks. —Thomas Deloney (1543-1600)
There is no sincerer love than the love of food. —George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. — Julia Child
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. —American proverb
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. —G. K. Chesterson (1874-1936)
Recipe For Chili: Put a pot of chili on the stove to simmer. Let it simmer. Meanwhile, broil a good steak. Eat the steak. Let the chili simmer. Ignore it. —Allan Shivers, former governor of Texas
Nachman's Rule: When it comes to foreign food, the less authentic the better. —Gerald Nachman
Isn't there any other part of the matzo you can eat? —Marilyn Monroe (1926-1962) after having eaten matzo ball soup three times in a row
No one is lonely while eating spaghetti. —Robert Morley
A louse in the cabbage is better than no meat at all. —Pennsylvania Dutch proverb
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead—not sick, not wounded—dead. —Woody Allen
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. — Funny cooking quote by Julia Child
We didn't starve, but we didn't eat chicken unless we were sick, or the chicken was. —Bernard Malamud (1914-1986)
Eating an artichoke is like getting to know someone really well. —Willi Hastings
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. —Gail Sheehy
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. —Alex Levine
In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. —Jose Simon
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. —Mark Twain (1835-1910)
I prefer Hostess® fruit pies to pop-up Pop-Tarts® because they don't require so much cooking. —Carrie Snow
You know why the French hate us? They gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into a croissandwich. —Denis Leary
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again. —George Miller
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i want a croissandwich so fuckingbad i cant keep doijg it anyore
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