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girlhud · 8 months

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this too is poetry

#simmons #grif #no big boy tags except for #grimmons #rvb #but most is just for my sorting..#if nobody gets this ill do something #im not even gonna explain it. itll hit you when its ready #i cried over grimmons for an hour and all i got was this lame mspaint poetry

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fischiee · 8 months

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rvb ft. goofs and gags pt. 2

bonus: a slide i made while trying to convince my friend to watch rvb:

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harbingersecho · 11 months

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their early captainship was a shitshow, huh

#rvb #red vs blue #Dexter Grif #Lavernius Tucker #dick simmons #simmons #tucker #grif #mine #*23 #art #an old wip from the rewatch that i finally remembered n finished lol #based on that subway meme pic #grifs sleeping tuckers dissociating bc one of his men died in front of him n simmons is having his 13th anxiety attack of the day

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riathedreamer · 2 months

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in an alternative universe we had grimmons instead of zero

#rvb #red vs blue #grimmons #grif #simmons #i like to believe a timetravel plot was involved and this sacrifice had to be made to save the future or something #because holy shit what #we could have had it all

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cabozers · 6 days

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I used Gmod for the backgrounds can you tell

#my art #rvb #red vs blue #donut #grif #simmons #franklin donut #franklin delano donut #dexter grif #dick simmons #richard simmons #red team #🍩

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clearlyaginger · 5 months

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venln · 8 months

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#I didn’t wanna add this straight to OPs post so. here.#rvb #grif #Grif rvb #‘her’ is Simmons. obvs.#red vs blue

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whatthefuckisasweep · 1 year

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one thing i really like abt grimmons is, in a way, the only thing really in the way of it is their rancid communication skills and pathetic inexperience with romance. like, grif and simmons both know everyone else fucking knows. they also do couple-y things and they KNOW it. the thing is they just DONT fucking talk about it. they are ALLERGIC to feelings and talking it out. its NOT a matter of stupidity and ignorance — they just dont fucking know how to even BEGIN to navigate it, and it fucking kills me dead.

i LOVE that. i love how theres this really unspoken codependency that toes the line and breaks both of their brains.

its not quite pining in the traditional sense of the word. but its not like its unrequited. its like mutual emotional twister. how far can we go without directly tackling the issue? how the fuck do we even adapt traditional romance when we’re fucking 40 or something and all we’ve known is war and death and sarcasm? left hand red, right hand orange. LOL

#rvb #grif #simmons #grimmons #red vs blue #dexter grif #dick simmons #Im thinking about them again #ill never escape. the ultimate couple to end all couples #I ALSO LOVE HOW UNSERIOUS GRIMMONS IS #like. Genuinely its so fucking funny the source material is just soooo silly #so you can just mold it to ur hearts content #u can make it as crack-y as u want and its like i could still see it being real #or u can make it depressing missing moments and itd still be perfectly real #they are my favorites. Both of them #ever of all time. ultimate couple

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faderiftss · 11 months

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“Shut up man, be cool.”

“Be cool?”

#rvb #red vs blue #dick simmons #dexter grif #grif #simmons #rvbedit #mine

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lightishred · 8 months

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from ANMA Live From RTX

#grimmons #rvb #red vs blue #grif #simmons #sorry for lying slightly but i only edited the captions so they actually say what they said #bc the real captions say like gave us grimin #what is grimin??????#anyway are we getting grimmons this season or what #timestamp is 40:20 btw but they talk about rvb for a few mins beforehand

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an-entity-i-think · 1 year

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Tucker: and then he just showed up in my bed naked! Like I'm THAT easy *scoffs* like seriously

Grif:

Simmons:

Sarge, in the background side eyeing them: 👀

Grif: ...are you not that easy?

Tucker, offended: dude NO. I never fuck on the first date, or in this case before a date. I'm a classy bitch

Simmons, looking around him like he's being punked: am I being punked right now?

Grif: dude. Literally every other moment you talk about banging hot chicks what the fuck are you talking about

Tucker, leaning forward: guys

Grif and Simmons, leaning to meet him warily:

Tucker: I'm demisexual. I've had sex like 3 times. I just think sex jokes are absolutely fucking hilarious, Peak of humor, the only thing bigger than my love for sex jokes is this Dick bow chicka bow wow

Grif:

Simmons:

Grif:

Simmons:

Tucker: no one will ever believe you ;)

#rvb #red vs blue #lavernius tucker #tucker #grif #dexter grif #dick simmons #simmons #spreading my ace spectrum!tucker agenda #sex jokes are so funny #bow chicka bow wow

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yer-yellow-stripes · 10 months

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Seein people draw both Grif and Simmons with their nails painted a lot, which is excellent and I love it. However. Why are they always perfect and un-chipped. Simmons I will perhaps accept he’s definitely ridiculous enough to touch them up constantly but Grif??? As a nail polish enjoyer myself and ESPECIALLY as someone who paints my nails and then immediately does shit that will obviously ruin them, I know in my heart that Grif would mess his up within days and he would NOT fix them. Chip that nail polish artists thank you and good evening.

#grif #simmons #JOKING AND KIDDING AROUND HERE if that wasn’t clear #rvb #red vs blue #my stuff

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harbingersecho · 10 days

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