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mandarinmoons · 14 days
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It’s well past midnight and the only sound that can be heard in the house is the sound of the clock ticking. Normally it would be accompanied by the sound of your boyfriend Spencer’s light breathing and occasional mumbling in his sleep, but sadly he was not home as he was away on a case.
You had just snuggled into your covers only minutes ago and as soon as you closed your eyes to get some snooze you heard the front door open and close in a very gentle manner. Hearing that only made you smile because you knew who would be coming here at this time of night.
You stayed still in bed and kept on listening as you heard someone slip off their shoes and shuffle through the hallways until the bedroom door creaked open and a moment later the bed dipped, which was followed by ruffling of bedsheet and arms being wrapped around you.
“Hey,” you turned your head and were met with Spencer’s surprised face, he expected you to be fast asleep, but here you were, awake as ever.
“Why aren’t you sleeping?”
“I just turned in about 10 minutes ago, I wasn’t tired but I knew I couldn’t stay up for much longer without it turning into a problem for you.”
Spencer chuckled and brushed the hair out of your face as he pressed a kiss to your forehead, while mumbling an “I missed you,” into your skin.
“I missed you too, so much.”
Spencer hummed and leaned down as he pecked your lips, which turned into another kiss and another one, and deeper one, after that.
“Spence, please, I have work in the morning.”
“Didn’t you say you weren’t tired?”
“Well, yeah…”
“Then how about I kiss you for a bit so I can help tire you out a bit,” Spencer took your face into his hands gently as he continued his attack of kisses which only made you laugh.
Time spent apart from one another was both grueling for both of you, especially for Spencer because of the horrors of his job and when he needed to go away for a case that was halfway across the country, he just didn’t sleep well without your comforting presence.
Now that he is finally home with you, who were you to deny him of spending a little bit more one on one time? After all it was benefitting for the both of you as Spencer had you caress his head in a loving manner while he was dozing off and your worries were put to rest because you knew that your lover was right next to you and safe from any harm.
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foxy-eva · 3 months
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Dad!Spencer Headcanons
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(requested by anon for my New Year's Celebration)
Spencer could not be happier when you tell him that you're ready to have kids. He always wanted to be a father.
When the baby is born he goes on parental leave to be able to spend as much time with his family as possible. He might even decide to take time off from the BAU and take on a teaching position so he can be there more.
He is so excited to finally be a dad and reads every book about parenting he can find.
He proves to be a great dad from day one. You can always rely on him to be there for you and your child.
He is used to an irregular sleeping schedule due to his job so it doesn't bother him to get up at night to take care of his kid.
It doesn't take too long until you decide you want to have another child and Spencer is just as excited as the first time to start this journey again.
He loves to read or recite children's books to his kids and they love listening to his voice. Soon they start sharing his love for books.
Spencer loves to watch them grow up and learn new things. His eyes are always filled with wonder and adoration when he sees their unique way of discovering the world.
He is really involved in his children's lives. They feel very safe with him and always tell him when something is on their mind. It warms your heart to see how much they trust him.
He keeps every single drawing and art piece they make. He would never throw away anything his kids created.
He loves to spoil his kids and he has a hard time saying no when they ask for something while looking at him with their big eyes. Sometimes you have to remind him to not overdo it.
Spending quality time with his family is really important to Spencer. It quickly becomes a family tradition to do some fun activities on weekends.
He makes sure that his children can explore different kinds of activities to find out what they like and what talents they have. It doesn't matter if it's art, music or sports, he will be there to support them.
Other kids from the neighbourhood or from school are always welcome at your house. Spencer really likes to entertain his kids' friends with little magic shows. He wants his children to have everything he missed out on as a kid.
Spencer has a hard time letting his children go when they grow older and need him less. He accepts it of course but sometimes he wishes that they would stay little forever.
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I feel like so many people have a different interpretation of how Spencer Reid would handle sex. There’s the classic nerdy spencer who keeps stuttering and doesn’t know how to do *it* but knows everything technical, and there’s the mega dom spencer who knows exactly what he’s doing, and everything in between. I’m curious to know what you think is most accurate to how he would be? This can also change from first season to last, etc. I’m just curious what u think!
S.R. Sexual Headcanons (NSFW, 18+)
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Early Seasons
Shy and slightly insecure, but eager to please
Would spend a lot of time on foreplay because it is the best way to ensure his partner’s pleasure (and it’s a fun kind of science)
Prefers an emotionally attached partner since sex requires vulnerability he is loath to give
Has a lot of things he wants to try, but he is too embarrassed to bring them up, so he’ll wait for his partner to suggest it (very nonjudgmental)
As he gets older, he becomes more confident and lighthearted in bed
Understands the importance of aftercare and insists it’s his responsibility to hold you (he is actually just a cuddlebug with a really good excuse)
Interested in the power dynamics of kink culture but averse to it because he lacks the self-confidence
Preferences/Priorities: Perfecting oral sex techniques, kissing erogenous zones, sensory seeking activities (experimenting with light/hard touches, but not pain).
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Middle Seasons
Brat and Switch Era
More willing to have fleeting sexual relationships
Beginning to feel confident in his sexual identity, more willing to ask for what he wants
Enjoys roleplay, more intense power dynamics, and sensory-heavy foreplay (although still loath to grant true vulnerability)
Confident in his ability to please his partner
Seeks out relationships where he can feel challenged in some way (intellectually, physically, emotionally)
Views sex as one of many ways to establish and express intimacy, would easily forego sex for an intellectually stimulating activity (and loves them as foreplay)
Preferences/Priorities: Ensuring his partner is open/comfortable, advocating for his own pleasure, having fun while having sex, exploring deeper rooted sexual proclivities
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Late Seasons
Just wants to feel desired for who he is (he is so tired)
Seeking companionship but unwilling to have long term sexual relationships without emotional vulnerability on part of all parties
Struggles with the darker parts of himself and requires reassurance from his partner (both that he is gentle and strong/“a good man”)
Less likely to engage in heavy roleplay, established “scenes” are rare
A more intuitive lover that adapts to emotional and physical shifts, but very cautious to escalate
Craves physical and emotional intimacy before and after sex (he requires aftercare and is so, so touchstarved)
Occasionally uses sex as an outlet for his frustrations, but usually would prefer to ground himself through sentimentality
Preferences/Priorities: Feeling close to his partner, maintaining boundaries, ensuring the overall experience is enjoyable and everyone involved feels safe
What do you think? Sound off in the comments/reblogs and let me know!
*These lists are just for fun and based purely on my perception of his character. Outside of the variety of my fanfiction portrayals, this is what I consider my “truest” perception of his character. No one characterization is “correct” because there is no knowledge of his sexual personality in canon. Heavy submissive/dominant portrayals are, in my view, valid and arguable for any stage of his character. Do not read anything I’ve said as a condemnation of another headcanon. This is all in good fun!
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pathologicalreid · 9 days
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I have a head cannon that Spencer is a cat person
oh anon you’re so 👏🏻 right 👏🏻
first of all. it’s realistic. cats are able to be left alone for longer lengths of time, esp if we’re comparing to dogs.
he could go away on cases and have a sweet furry friend to come home to.
obv he’d have someone to check in on them but he’s relatively solitary so i imagine his cat would be as well. (penelope #1 cat sitter)
canonically, he has fish. but i think he’d have gotten a cat because he read something saying having another living thing that depends on you can motivate you to take care of yourself.
i’m imagining garcia showing him petfinder lmfao
him leaning over her shoulder and going “why is that kitten named after Pablo Escobar?”
spencer’s cat having playdates with Sergio!!!! i need it now actually!!!!!!!!
prob some kind of short hair (domestic) but i think spencer with a maine coon would be so cute
him coming home from a bad case and his cat just. climbing in his lap and purring bc they’re happy he’s home.
spencer reid deserves the unconditional love of a pet!!!!
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elsie-talisman · 1 year
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Emily: when was that?
Morgan: do you remember when you came back from the dead?
Emily: no?
Morgan:
Morgan: do you remember when hotch had a beard?
Emily: ohhhhhhh… yes!
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spideyswebhead · 1 year
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hi indie, can you write a derek morgan fic where they meet at the bau for the first time and the team finds out she used to be a model who was semi famous but she only did it to get herself through school, maybe their on a case and someone recognizes her at the police station? (she/her pronouns please and thank you)
Another Life | Derek Morgan
I love this prompt and it's been so fun to write about! I hope you enjoy it and I did the prompt right. And first time really writing Derek so I hoped I did that right too lol
I did randomize the fake name for (Y/N), so if that happens to be your name I will be impressed and also apologize.
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If you want (Y/N) to have your name instead, on laptop/pc download "interactive fic" and change (Y/N) to your name instead.
Pairing | Derek Morgan x Reader
Summary | An officer revealed a different side of (Y/N)'s like and she becomes nervous for everyone's reaction and teasing that could come her way. Especially Derek's opinion of her.
Content | Reader being nervous Derek will think less of her for modeling, it's brief.
Word Count | 1.0K
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(Y/N) followed everyone else into the police office, listening as Hotch introduced all of them until he got to her, gesturing to (Y/N) for the detective. “This is agent (L/N),” Hotch tells her, (Y/N) put on a friendly smile as she shook the detective’s hand. Barely seeing one head snap up from one of the desks and look at her, she glanced at them, seeing a look in their eye she couldn’t identify, but decided to ignore it and put her full focus on the detective in front of her. “Nice to meet you.”
“Thank you for coming, we have you set up over here.”
Throughout the day (Y/N) felt like she had more eyes on her. A curious look at first, like they were trying to figure something out, but it would disappear when she would catch one officer looking at her. Then she noticed the looks had become whispers when her back was turned but when she would turn around they would immediately stop, it was becoming really annoying. Why the hell were they looking at her?
“Is there a problem?” (Y/N) finally just said to one officer who tried to look busy after whispering to his co-worker.
He seemed to jump when (Y/N) called him out, looking like a kid caught red handed in a cookie jar as he stared at (Y/N). “I’m sorry,” He squeaked finally after trying to find his words. “But are you Elizabeth Bird?”
“What?”
The officer started rummaging at a desk and pulled out a glossed magazine page, (Y/N) eyes widened in horror as she immediately recognized the cover. A similar one stuffed in a box hiding somewhere in her closet. “I heard your name and I immediately recognized you, I’ve been trying to figure out if it is you! Because I’m such a huge fan of your work.” He held out the photo of (Y/N), years younger and barely dressed in the photo. Horror washed over her body and completely froze.
“Now what is this?” Derek took the photo from the officer as he looked at the old photo, Emily coming over to peer over his shoulder to examine the photo. “Sugar, when did you do this?”
“Oh God, please stop looking.” (Y/N) whines as she tries to snatch the photo from Derek’s hands, but he just lifted it higher and stepped away from (Y/N) grasp. “C’mon, Derek! Please!”
“You look amazing!” Emily exclaimed as she got a better look and (Y/N) groaned in response.
“C’mon, when did you do this?”
“It doesn’t matter, give it back, Morgan!” (Y/N) was able to grab the page and she balled it up and tossed it at the officer, who jumped and tried to catch the crinkled page. Looking disappointed on his page being ruined, but (Y/N) could care less about the officer's feelings. She took a breath and turned away from Morgan and Emily, who seemed to be trying to make light of the situation. And saved by the bell, Garcia called Emily and the attention was off her and back to the case.
She had hoped everyone would forget about the little information that had come out about her past. It’s not like (Y/N) was ashamed of it, she loved that little moment of her life and she did. She loved looking at those old photos she had kept all these years, glad to have some photos of herself back then and it was a crazy confidence booster too sometimes. The toxic environment wasn’t worth it and not something she missed. But it was the view of all her co-workers, especially Derek. She didn’t want him to think of her less because she posed for magazine’s when previous relationship’s have judged her on some level for doing what she had to to get herself through school. And their relationship was going so well, she didn’t want this to get in the way of their relationship.
She was surprised when Derek sat with her on the plane and she prepared herself for the jokes going to be thrown her way. Nothing happened though. “Really, nothing?”
Derek looked at (Y/N) and raised his eyebrow to her, holding back a smile to her. “What, sugar?”
“C’mon, I know you have something to say. Someone always does.”
“About what? The picture?”
“What else would I be talking about, Derek?”
“I have nothing to say, sugar.” It was quiet for a moment before he continued. “Well, mainly. Why?”
“I needed money for college, saw an ad and got into the work. Got a whole agent and everything. It paid for all my debt too so that was a bonus.” She grinned at that fact and Derek's eyes widened at that.
“Damn, sugar.” Derek laughed, impressed. “You gotta get me into the business.”
(Y/N) smiles and leans forward. “If you want to get into the business, you need to figure out how to pose first.” 
“What do you mean “figure out how to pose”? I am great at posing!”
“Are you?”
The look of how offended Derek was caused (Y/N) to start laughing, feeling more at ease that her team knows about that little side of her life. Maybe she could show more of her life without worry of judgment for once in her life, showing how proud she is of her work.
“So you aren’t offended I did this work?”
Derek almost laughed at that comment, holding back when he saw how serious (Y/N) was about this. “Sugar, I could care less. I’m more surprised you never told me about Elizabeth Bird!”
“It’s cause-” She faltered, beginning to wonder if she should get into this now. “Some people haven’t in the past. I worried you would be the same.”
Derek softened at that and placed his hand on her own, giving a little squeeze. “I don’t mind. And I get to see those photos now instead of all those people. Their lost.”
“What makes you think you’ll be seeing my photos?” She raised an eyebrow up to him.
“I saw one photo. I gotta see the rest of them now, you can’t hide them from me anymore, sugar.”
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foreverrandomwritings · 10 months
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Emily Prentiss x Girlfriend Headcanon
Summary: This is some things I imagine would happen being Emily’s girlfriend. The last five are all 18+ Minors DNI. 
Pairing: Emily Prentiss x afab!Reader
Warnings: Alcohol, fluff, sex 18+ MDNI uhm that’s it???
Word count:604(I had to stop myself because I could’ve gone on forever)
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~Emily never came out to the team of profilers as bisexual officially. 
~She just kinda figured out they knew.  
~She also never told them that she had a girlfriend.
~So when they had decided to have a family meal at Rossi’s house(Mansion) and she just kinda brought you along they were all surprised.
~The both of you walked inside hand in hand and everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at you.
~Garcia was the first to break the silence and introduced herself to you. They all followed suit after that. 
~You formed quick bonds with everyone.
~They all completely adored you and were so happy to see Prentiss happy.
~You stay at her apartment when she's gone and take care of sergio.  
~You honestly practically live there already but haven’t made the move official.
~You hang out with Garcia when the team is gone on a case. Oftentimes you fall asleep in her office spending late nights with her. 
~The team really appreciate you being there for her since she's locked away in her office all day and needs some human interaction that isn’t just a phone call. 
~She’ll send you flowers all the time, the cards have little quotes from books you’ve read together or poems that Reid feeds to her when she asks.
~However when Emily is in town she likes to keep you to herself.
~Completely obsessed with quiet nights inside. 
~Making dinner together, reading or doing a puzzle together, drinking a bottle of wine and topping the night off with some ice cream. 
~Sex isn’t that important to her but she loves other forms of intimacy. Like cuddling on the couch or showering together, you playing with her hair, holding hands whenever you can, hugs, forehead/cheek/lip kisses. 
~Will love to show you off when out in public however, literally holding your hand and giving you small pecks here and there. 
~Doesn’t really have social media, kinda an occupational hazard putting too much about herself or her significant other on the internet. 
~She did a very thorough background check on you when you first started talking. 
~When you found out via Garcia telling you Emily thought you were gonna be mad but you were actually really understanding and thought it was kinda cute. 
~Her pet name for you is probably in a different language and you call her like babe or love or something. 
~She waited like 6 months into dating to say she loved you because she was afraid you were going to leave her because her job took her away so much. 
~But one day you broke down and told her you loved her and she folded and said it back instantly with tears in her eyes.
~She told you about her past pretty early on, which was a relief to both of you. 
~She hadn’t opened up to many people about what happened and you liked being able to understand her better. 
~When you guys do have sex she loves it to be soft and gentle, her job is so rough and graphic she needs soft touches and whispers of reassurance. 
~Very focused on your pleasure and likes to lay there cuddled up together after you guys are done.
~Your head laying on her chest as she runs her fingers through your hair and tells you how much you mean to her. 
~You pepper kisses on her chest before another round is starting. 
~Giggly sex happens when you are both a little tipsy either from a night in sipping on wine or a night out with the team or some of your friends.
A/N:Emily Prentiss is the love of my life and she is my Wifey. Another gif of my honey cause I can’t get enough of her. 
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What was this? Am I crazy or was there something here
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Spencer doesn’t like hugging I think we’ve established by now. The team seems to be a expectation/ any one on the teams partner or kids. But Stephen Gideon who I think was brought up MAYBE 3 times or so as far as I know has no relationships with anyone in the BAU besides Rossi or Hotch. So when he herd about his estranged fathers death the last thing I expected was for SPENCER of all people to give him a hug. Sure you could argue that Spencer was trying to be nice or he’s been so overcome with grief over the death of his mentor (even though the only time Spencer had actually let his emotions show in front of the team was when Maeve was kidnapped.)
If I had a nickel every time Spencer showed affection towards a guy with great facial hair I’d have two nickels.
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This smile lives in my mind rent free.
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criminalmindsfanantic · 9 months
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Criminal Minds Headcanon:
Emily once bought a coffee that was made with too much sweetener and cream and Morgan teased her relentlessly when came to work with it.
“You want a little coffee with that cream, Princess? Is real coffee too yucky for you?”
He even brought her a “coffee” that was just creamer and sugar as a prank once.
She drank straight black coffee for the next month out of spite.
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mandarinmoons · 20 days
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hmmmmm maybe reader being drunk flirty at a bar or something in front of the team and spencer is trying SO hard to save face but its not happening because reader is obsessed with him?
and ofc the team is teasing the hell outta him and will never let it go
https://www.tumblr.com/mandarinmoons/746776666636976128/ok-i-need-this-line-in-a-fic
ugh sorry that if that sucks
No no that certainly does not suck hehe
Not many knew this, but those who did (also known as Penelope Garcia) knew that you had quite the little crush on your coworker Spencer Reid. During breaks you’d go to Penelope’s cave and half of the time you’d gush about how cute Spencer looked in the outfit he chose for the day or how your hands brushed as you reached for the same mug in the kitchen as you both craved some coffee. In other words, whenever he was around, you were toast.
After finishing an extremely exhausting case the team decided to head out to a bar and you were determined not to hold back with drinks. A few glasses of wine and a round of shots later you felt like you were floating. Spencer kept his eyes on you with great concern and as you wobbled your way to the bar to get another mojito, he was on your tail and wrapped an arm around you to help steady you.
“Easy now,” you leaned to the side and Spencer pulled you close to him, but because of your shaky legs you ended up face planting into his chest.
“Wow,” you giggled and patted Spencer’s chest as you looked up at him. 
Spencer’s cheeks were getting noticeably red and it was visible for the rest or the team back at the booth. You could hear them chuckling and teasing Spencer to “go get ‘em!”.
“Oh hey, how’d these end up here?” you took Spencer’s hands and placed them around your waist, even though you were the one initiating the flirty banter you still felt butterflies swarm your stomach.
“H-Hey, let’s go sit down, okay?” your actions were clearly making the man nervous and it only made you want to tease him more. Sober you might never be able to get the right words out, but drunk you decided to take matters differently.
“Nooo, I wanna be at the bar with you,” pouting your lips and fluttering your lashes made Spencer’s heart skip a beat, how could he say no to you? You couldn’t tell, but he did have a bit of a crush on you as well and seeing you act this way with him did fill him with joy.
“Okay okay, only for a little yeah?”
You nodded and Spencer helped you sit down at a stool and kept his arm around you so you wouldn’t fall face first onto the floor. You got the drink you wanted and Spencer made sure you took small sips so you wouldn’t rush to get another one. As much as he had a hard time saying no to you he didn’t want to end up taking care of a hung over you in the morning, not that he didn’t want to, but because of his fear of germs he knew he wouldn’t be able to clean up your puke.
Slowly you rested your head on the counter and Spencer reached over and brushed the hair from your face. You stirred a bit and leaned into Spencer’s hand as his fingers rested on your cheek. 
Spencer loved the affection you’d shown him tonight and he wished that it would’ve happened during different circumstances. He knew that alcohol made people act irrationally and the chances of you being so loving could be added up to that, however, alcohol also showed people’s true feelings and the chances of you liking back were the same and that’s all he needed to know.
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foxy-eva · 3 months
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Spencer Reid x Elle Greenaway - Domestic Headcanons
(requested by anon for my New Year's Celebration)
Spencer always wants to make sure that Elle feels comfortable. It takes a long time for him to accept that he deserves to be taken care of, too.
Usually when they come home from a case they take a bath or a shower together to wash off any remains of the workweek. Spencer really likes to wash Elle's hair and give her a little scalp massage.
They rest a lot on their days off. They spend their entire mornings in bed and take little afternoon naps. Spencer always seeks out physical contact and loves to be held while sleeping.
They live on take-out while working on a case so even though they both hate cooking, they make it a habit to prepare healthy meals together when they have time off. Elle always makes sure that Spencer eats his veggies.
If the weather is nice they like to go on little walks to get a hot beverage from their favorite coffee shop.
It was surprising to Spencer when he learned that Elle really likes playing silly video games. She proudly owns a Nintendo64 and they love playing Mario Party and Super Smash Bros
At first they really disliked the shows the other one enjoyed but now they can't get enough of it. They always switch between watching Doctor Who and Sex and the City.
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cassieintheclouds · 2 years
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criminal minds should've had a Beach Episode where nothing bad happens and the entire team just gets to relax and have inconsequential fun
Garcia has a full setup-- huge blankets and an umbrella and pillows even. She's wearing the cutest dang sunglasses in the world, reading a fantasy romance book.
JJ sunbathes next to Reid, listening to him explain the engineering technicalities of building the perfect sandcastle.
Prentiss and Morgan have not-so-subtly disguised their cocktails in 7-Eleven Slurpee cups. Morgan talks her into frisbee and inevitably steps on Reid's sandcastle while trying to catch a throw.
Instead of apologizing, Morgan teases him about being around so many beautiful ladies and choosing to build a sandcastle.
Hotch, who's been sitting silently with his arms crossed staring into the ocean, puts on his Dad Voice and tells Morgan to be nice.
Rossi is gone. He started strolling down the shore and straight up disappeared. He will come back in an hour with insider knowledge on the best restaurant for dinner.
... ... ...
EDIT: just rewatched S8E5 and Reid hates the beach because of drug-resistant bacteria spread by seagulls so yes, he's building the perfect sandcastle but he's constantly interrupted by seagulls coming anywhere near him. It's like a giant spider-- he backs away, super skittish, and eventually Morgan has to step in and shoo them away. Morgan, Emily, and JJ kind of laugh at his reaction until he describes in excruciating detail what the bacteria will do to them.
PART TWO
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reidsaurora · 1 year
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can i get an ale with spencer reid x reader getting a new cat after reader's cat died and she/they are all sad? Extra fluff on top please ;). Congrats btw!
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S. Reid Headcanons (mourning!gf edition)
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Spencer had been the first to know when Hugo had passed.
Hugo was your 17-year-old brown tabby cat, who'd been with you since you were a kid.
When you moved out on your own, your parents had even let you take him with you, seeing as they knew he was your best friend, above any human.
And Spencer knew this fact. One of the first things that was established when he asked you to be his girlfriend was that Hugo was the sole most important thing in your life. He was like your child, almost like your soulmate (if cats could have soulmates)
So when you called him, your voice thick with tears, and said, "Hugo's gone," his heart began to ache along with yours.
He became a little extra clingy in the weeks that followed Hugo's death, his silent way of telling you he was right there if and when you needed him.
You slowly eased into your new routine, though life didn't get any easier when you came home and spotted his old toys sticking out from underneath the sofa or when you remembered his food bowl in the corner of the kitchen.
Little did you know, Spencer had the perfect idea to cheer you up.
He'd been in talks with Penelope and Emily to see if Sergio's breeder had any kittens available, and when the breeder finally contacted Spencer, his heart nearly melted when he found out there was one left.
It turned out to be a little girl, pitch black with tiny, white paws and the smallest patch of white on her belly, and green eyes that rivaled an emerald.
He nearly begged you to let him and Penelope come over after work that day. You can't say you didn't have your suspicions on why he was so adamant about both of them visiting that night, but you reluctantly agreed, nearly sobbing as you cleaned up the last of Hugo's things before they arrived.
Penelope drove, leaving Spencer to hold the kitten, the pink blanket he'd bought for her nearly swallowing the tiny thing.
The two made their way into your apartment, and as soon as you spotted the bundle in Spencer's arms, you knew.
That son of a bitch (affectionate)
Soft mews sounded from the blanket as her head popped up, her eyes landing directly on you.
Spencer nearly cried when he saw you crack a smile for the first time in a month.
You took the tiny kitten from his hands, nuzzling her against your chest.
"She's so little!" you squeaked, rubbing tiny circles on her back with the pad of your thumb.
He nodded. "She's the runt so she'll most likely always be on the smaller side," he told you.
"What do you wanna name her?"
His cheeks lit up. "Me?"
"Yeah. She's gonna be yours too. We'll co-parent. Better yet, we'll just move in together and share her all the time."
Spencer couldn't say he hadn't thought about it. He loved the idea of waking up next to you, the kitten curled up at the foot of the bed.
"Well, what were you thinking?" he asked, scratching at the nape of his neck.
"Hmmm, maybe something similar to Hugo? In honor of him?"
He racked his brain for ideas, but nothing seemed accurate. Harriette? Helena? Some other fancy name that starts with H?
But then, it clicked. All of his PhDs and years of training had finally paid off.
"Well, Hugo means intelligent. We could give her a name that means the same as his name."
The room stayed silent as the both of you thought, though you weren't too familiar with many names that had that meaning.
"Ooh, I got one!" Penelope squealed, a smile overtaking her lips. "Ramona! It means wise!"
"Do I wanna know-" Spencer started.
"Look, I have a lot of free time. I like to look up what our unsubs names mean to know how truly cursed they are."
You both giggled at her explanation before looking back down at the tiny bundle of raven-colored fur in your hands.
"Do you like that name? Ramona?" you cooed, scratching at her chin.
She purred, the first Spencer had heard since they'd picked her up from the breeder.
"I think that's a yes," he smiled.
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eldrai · 2 years
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The BAU as types of fanfic writers
Reid  – incredibly accurate AUs. All kinds, from mythology to historical. This guy knows what he’s talking about. You come away from his fics feeling like you’ve learnt something. Drops fun facts in the ending notes and comments.
Morgan – the single most amazing fic you’ve read in your fandom. It’s got everything. Perfect dialogue, perfect characterization, perfect grammar and all your favourite tropes. The only other fics on his profile are Men’s Hockey RPFs.
Garcia – makes use of the tooth-rotting fluff tag. So sweet. These are the kind of fics you go to when you need cheering up. Ends all her comment replies with <3 and reminds you to drink water and take your meds in the end note.
Hotch – 400K+ incredibly detailed and meticulously planned longfic. Every loose end is tied up and not a single word wasted. The twists make sense but you never see them coming on your first read through. Better than some novels. Goes on an unexpected hiatus and returns six months later with an author’s note apologising for the absence because his wife died and he got stabbed. Does not elaborate.
Prentiss – WLW ships. Everything from fluff to smut. All stunning oneshots. Posts rarely but you get excited every time you get that email.
JJ – follows canon and usually writes the canon F/M ship slice-of-life. Any angst is mild. Her fics are similar but reliable and if you don’t know what to read, you usually end up rereading one of hers.
Gideon – crack and bizarre AUs which shouldn’t work, but somehow do.
Seaver – posts the best F/F fluff fic you’ve ever read and posts nothing else. Her profile is a dead end. You hope she’ll post again but when you check her profile, you don’t really expect there to be anything new.
credit to @chaotic-librarian for Seaver
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sunfallz · 10 months
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estrogen would have saved her.
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moonydanny · 10 months
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I can't post this on (my) twitter, but I've been thinking and I have this Hotchreid headcanon that...
There's no doubt in my mind that if Hotch saw Spencer's style change after prison with the power suits, the messy curls and the stubble, he would go FERAL.
'Cause don't get me wrong, Hotch adored Spencer in his comfy sweater vests and converse 'cause it was just so Spencer... but the confidence and edgyness that Spencer gets after prison are just sooooooo sexy.
And I hate that our pretty boy had to endure prison and I'm sure Hotch would've hated it too, but just look at these pics and tell me Hotch wouldn't go weak at the knees, mouth dry over him. I DARE YOU.
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Like, imagine if Rossi had invited Hotch to his wedding with Krystall and he'd shown up and seen Spencer looking like THIS after not seeing him for three years.
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I'm telling you, FERAL.
Sorry for the quality of the last two photos I legit took them of the tablet screen.
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