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Jerome: *pulls back the curtain while Jonathan is showering*
Jerome: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?
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ants-personal · 1 month
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throwback but ive been struck with the image of jerome sitting on the edge of the tub smeared white and red grease paint as he pouts in a tank top thats way to big. While jonathan dabs a wound on his cheek with a cotten ball. Jonathan has a little bit of white smeared on hishands and face and a smudged red kiss mark on the corner of his mouth wearing a shirt with a cute cartoon clown thats smudged with more of jeromes make up.
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the-scarecrxw · 2 years
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Jonathan: I don't want you to give me driving lessons anymore.
Jerome: Why not???
Jonathan: You pointed at an old lady crossing the street and said 'ten points if you hit her.'
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jean-time · 2 years
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Welp, I haven't made fan art since high school but I fell in love with this ship. I don't know what it says about me, but unapologetic, unhinged, over-affectionate extrovert and anti-social, zero social skills and no desire to learn, hermit introvert. Enjoy
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scaredyjokes · 3 years
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jerome: i used to lick batteries as a child,,
jon: that explains so much
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J squad as tiktoks (Previous videos)
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ugh-this-bitch · 3 years
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cannibalgh0st · 3 years
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A comic about Jerome and Jonathan! Mostly about Jonathan feelings about Jerome's predictions-☆
*click for better quality!*
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nightlist · 4 years
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jerome: what’s up? i’m back
jon: you died. i saw you dead.
jerome: death is a social construct
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kingcobblepots-army · 3 years
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Gotham (TV), Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Jonathan Crane/Jerome Valeska Characters: Harvey Bullock, Jim Gordon Additional Tags: Mild Gore, Mild Sexual Content, Rough Kissing, Bad Jokes, Timeline What Timeline Summary:
It really was too easy of a task taking over the GCPD with how much gordon drones on about how much more secure the city is now that he’s commissioner. It seems with all the new fame he forgot about actually implementing that new security in his own precious station. All it took was a handful of brutes and less than a tank of fear gas to take out more than half of the officers.
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fangsforfags · 4 years
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*at Jerome's millionth funeral*
Jonathon: Can i have a moment alone with him?
Jervis: Of course. *leaves*
Jonathon: *Leans over Jerome's casket* Now listen, I know you're not dead.
Jerome: *Cracks an eye open* Yeah no shit.
(If you already did this with them im sorry im not original.)
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Jonathan: I have a new hoodie
Jerome: Wrong
Jerome: We have a new hoodie
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ants-personal · 1 year
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Finally struck with an idea haha
but its small i just imagine that jerome can read and write but has difficulty with certain words and he just gives up immediately. So you have jonathan who loves to read and does alot of it in his down time. Jerome started at first just asking how to say the word but jonathan basically got annoyed cause he was coming back every like ten minutes. So hed snatched it and just let me read it for you so we can both save time jesus. And then slowly they just got into the habit of jonathan reading books jerome picks out.
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the-scarecrxw · 2 years
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Jonathan: What would you say if I came home with-- oh, I don't know... six baby opossums?
Jerome: What's in the box?
Jonathan: ...
Jerome: What's in the box, Jonathan.
Jonathan: I think you already know.
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captain-peroxid3 · 5 years
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*in a legion of horribles group chat*
Jerome: help im dying lol
Jonathon:same
Jervis: rip
Jerome: no guys im literally dying
Jerome: i got stabbed outside wendys
Jerome: the lol was just a habit
*jerome sends blurry pic of himself bleeding out*
Jerome: did i pass vibe check? :0)
*5 people are typing*
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scaredyjokes · 3 years
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jerome: hmm. im feeling something. dont like that
jervis: are you sick?
jerome: no no like. feeling an emotion.
jervis:
jerome: you know those right? like when your six and can actually cry for more than 10 seconds before your eyes dry up again.
jervis: do you. not feel emotions usually?
jerome: oh my god no that sounds exhausting i can barely deal with the daily 2 minutes
jonathan: i know we’re wanted criminals but you need a therapist dude
jerome: nah its gone now we good
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