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Hello, citizens of Earthbread and beyond! As the representative of this world, it is in my best interest to open an ear to the voices of those I represent! So please, if you have anything to ask me or my family and friends, do let us know! We look forward to sharing our stories with you!
So here's who you can ask: -Me (duh) -Clotted Cream Cookie (husband) -Crème Cheese Cookie (eldest daughter, can also ask her younger version) -Marzipan Blossom Cookie (youngest daughter, can also ask her younger version) -Pure Vanilla Cookie (father) -White Lily Cookie (mother) -Dark Cacao Cookie (teacher) -Hollyberry Cookie (honorary aunt) -Golden Cheese Cookie (...) -Wildberry Cookie (bodyguard) -Crunchy Chip Cookie (bodyguard) -GingerBrave (bodyguard) -Madeleine Cookie (accomplice) -Espresso Cookie (accomplice) -Financier Cookie (accomplice) -Prune Juice Cookie (student) -Capsaicin Cookie (student) -Kouign-Amann Cookie (student) (More characters coming soon!)
And here are a couple of rules to set things straight:
Please keep all questions related to Cookie Run: Kingdom, preferably to Secret of the Sugar Flare.
No "dares" or "asks disguised as dares".
You can ask me about doing a cameo of your own CR:K OC, but if their sprites are not on the comic creator, don't get your hopes up. (And every OC gets only one cameo per owner, so use it wisely!)
No asking me through my DMs, especially when the askbox is closed. That will result in a warning the first time, a block the second time.
This goes without saying, but no inappropriate questions.
Any gaslighting or gatekeeping will result in an immediate block.
Try to limit your asks to one or two a week. If you try to get in multiple questions hiding behind anon asks, I will remove anon asks so that only users can send asks. Failure to comply then will result in blocking. (This sounds harsh, but it's to prevent buildup and gives everyone a chance to get their asks in)
No "hug questions." They're a bit of a personal peeve and it'd look weird on the comic creator anyway, so I'd probably not do a very good job of them if I tried. (Sorry ^^;)
(Might add more, but that's the baseline of it for now)
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vikary401 · 5 months
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their honest reaction
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tbh this sprites placement is so funny to me i just imagine them standing like this
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kgthesillyclown · 5 months
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lilmissytealbow · 1 year
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All Epic Cookies Keyblades part 1
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quibbs126 · 1 year
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Some more sketches from the past week or so
I’ve been back at home this week (and will be for the next month or so) and because of that I haven’t really been drawing much
Uh, let’s see, we got a sketch of Strawberry Jam Cookie
Then I also drew a tiny Dark Cacao Cookie, basically freshly baked. I like to think Dark Cacao at least was Witch baked, so this would have been as young as he’d ever be. He found a sword in the oven and basically fled for his life, but the whole experience was traumatic for him. He basically kept running until he found himself at the Giant Icing Ridge. He kept going into the wastelands until he was found either by the young North and South Dragons, or he found their parent, whom I’m going to call the Cookie Crème Dragon, and he was taken in by them, with him believing himself to be one of them.
I realize this backstory makes him not related to dragons other than being adopted, which I’m not too sure I’m fond of, but whatever
As for his experience in the Oven, he only remembers it as a recurring dream, one he’s not sure where it comes from
Then I tried to come up with some concepts for Choco Crème and Milk Crème’s Cookie forms. Not sure if I’m sold on these final designs, but I based them off of these White Sage and Black Sage I found on the Wiki
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However the shapes and colors didn’t match their respective dragons, so I changed that. Do you think it looks good?
I also tried out other colors, like one that made them look more similar to Dark Cacao, giving them the same skin tone. Though looking at the dragons we have in this series, I’m not sure that would be how they look? Well they seem to operate differently from the Tropical Dragons, so whatever
But also they don’t have legs
Then on a completely unrelated note, I was trying to come up with something for young Golden Cheese. My two options are either A: she had tiny wings and could barely fly (think like Scootaloo), or B: Golden Cheese is actually a Cheesebird who somehow became a Cookie. Or she’s able to transform into a Cheesebird. Personally I think I prefer the Cheesebird angle, considering that according to what I can find on the Wiki, Golden Cheese acts similar to the Cheesebirds, and also it might explain her wings. Also it would be funny if the origins of one of the Ancients is just one of the group going “hey check out this cool bird I found let’s keep it”
Then I just drew a sketch of tiny Cacao with his siblings. Basically my idea now is that when they met, the two were basically hatchlings, so they were pretty small. Over time they got bigger pretty quick, and they’ve just kept on growing in the millennia since. I’m thinking the Cookie Crème Dragon’s body is what actually made the Icing Ridges when it laid to rest, so basically those two are eventually gonna grow to a gargantuan size
Anyways yeah, hope you like, I plan to try and draw better art later
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cortlandkaard · 9 months
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my totally real and extant friends the cookies
i present to you the Weird Family, featuring crunchy chip, his cousin from the republic, crème choco, and his two adoptive siblings, royal icing and snickerdoodle
we've also got some caramel arrow, carraisin, affogeezer, some obligatory canon-adhering golden cheese, and even a costume for royal icing (if they were recognized for their noble lineage in the republic)
i forcibly taught myself how to draw carrow and crunchy chip just today and black raisin a few days ago so Win! i win at Cookie!
as always, royal icing is a joint custody oc with @cakemx
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buckybarnesb-tch · 1 year
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I have put together a list of all of the Smells that I think each designation would possess, mostly good, natural smells but some bad as well that come from negative feelings like Fear and Anxiety
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Alphas Good Smells:
Pine Trees
Fireplace
Aftershave
Whiskey
Leather
Old Spice
Burning Wood
Brown Sugar
Apple Pie
Peppermint
Coconut
Toffee
New Car Smell
BBQ
Tequila
Matches
Fresh Money
Dark Chocolate
Bacon
Freshly Brewed Coffee
Maple Syrup
Sandalwood
Gasoline
Patchouli
Seawater
Ginger
Hay
Mahogany
Gunpowder
Pears
Cedar Wood
Amber
Pesto
Sautéed Onions
Funnel Cake
Cigarettes
Blackberry
Fresh Cut Grass
Ink
Snap Fire Crackers
Bad Alpha Smells:
Wet Dog
Rancid Meat
Blue Cheese
Blood
Sweaty Feet
Tar
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Betas Good Smells:
Lilies
Bamboo
Champagne
Apricots
Pumpkin
Shortbread
Almonds
Tulips
Pina Colada
Mochi
Raspberry
Macaroons
Sharpies
Baby Powder
Butterscotch
Mangos
Sautéed Garlic
Key Lime Pie
Dove Soap
Peanut Butter
Coal
Black Tea
Wet Forest
Marigolds
Fresh Basil
Lilacs
Vanilla
Soda Flavored Lip Smackers
Bad Beta Smells:
Rotting Fish
Oil
Burnt Popcorn
Tuna
Dog Food
Vinegar
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Omega Good Smells:
Chocolate Covered Strawberries
Chamomile Tea
Jasmine
Spearmint
Roses
Old Books
Crème Brûlée
Honeysuckle
Eucalyptus
Marijuana
Citrus
Caramel
Cherry Blossom
Cinnamon Bun
Lavender
Whipped Cream
Apples
Dryer Sheets
Fresh Bread
Aloe Vera
Sea Breeze
Peaches
Magnolia Trees
Thunderstorms
Honeycomb
Cherries
S’mores
Cookies Fresh from the Oven
Blanket Fresh out of the Dryer
Sky After it Rains
Smell of Baskin Robins
Bad Omega Smells:
Burnt Rubber
Rotten Eggs
Bleach
Nail Polish Remover
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realparuparuedits · 3 months
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ヾ⁠(⁠・⁠ω⁠・��*⁠)⁠ノ High quality concept characters for the Golden Cheese Kingdom part 2ヾ⁠(⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠*⁠)⁠ノ
🏵️These are free to use fake cutscenes or comic studio comics with credit!🏵️
Colby Jack Cheese Cookie (2 versions)
Olive Rat
Nymphaea Cookie
Crème Brûlée Cookie
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A list if my fictional crushes (nobody cares but this is a tad bit long 👀)
Hector from Coco
Zuko from Avatar the Last Airbender
Sokka from Avatar the Last Airbender
Ozai from Avatar the Last Airbender
Bolin from Legend of Korra
Eska from Legend of Korra
Huan from Legend of Korra
Nathaniel from Miraculous Ladybug
Marc from Miraculous Ladybug
Luka from Miraculous Ladybug
Sea Hawk from She-Ra
Horde Prime from She-Ra
Hunter from The Owl House
Raine from The Owl House
Darius from The Owl House
Callum from The Dragon Prince
Runaan from The Dragon Prince
Ethari from The Dragon Prince
Aaravos from The Dragon Prince
Gren from The Dragon Prince
King Harrow from The Dragon Prince
Terry from The Dragon Prince
Corvus from The Dragon Prince
Carmen Sandiego from Carmen Sandiego
Shadowsan from Carmen Sandiego
Devineaux from Carmen Sandiego
Gray from Carmen Sandiego
Dash Haber from Carmen Sandiego
Le Chèrve from Carmen Sandiego
El Topo from Carmen Sandiego
Mime Bomb from Carmen Sandiego
Ollie from The Ghost and Molly McGee
Dark Cacao Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Pure Vanilla Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Clotted Cream Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Stardust Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Capsaicin Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Eclair Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Dark Choco Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Crunchy Chip Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Red Velvet Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Wildberry Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Affogato Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Lilac Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Herb Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Royal Margarine Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Rockstar Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Burnt Cheese Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Smoked Cheese Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Espresso Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Prune Juice Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Werewolf Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Mint Choco Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Vampire Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Crème Brûlée Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Licorice Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Sparkling Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Mercurial Knight Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Adventurer Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Gumball Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Clover Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom
Camilo from Encanto
Bruno from Encanto
Augustin from Encanto
Daring from Ever After High
Sparrow from Ever After High
Alistair from Ever After High
Sundrop from Five Nights at Freddy’s
Robaire from Turning Red
Pink Lars from Steven Universe
Ford from Gravity Falls
Eddie from Stranger Things
Cody from Total Drama
Dave from Total Drama
Geoff from Total Drama
Jacques from Total Drama
Noah from Total Drama
Shawn from Total Drama
Raoul from A Monster In Paris
Harry from Harry Potter
Ron from Harry Potter
Neville from Harry Potter
Sirius from Harry Potter
Lupin from Harry Potter
Bill from Harry Potter
Gilderoy from Harry Potter
Percy from Percy Jackson
Grover from Percy Jackson
Leo from Heroes of Olympus
Nico from Percy Jackson
Will from Percy Jackson
Apollo from Percy Jackson
Hades from Percy Jackson
Alec from Disventure Camp
Nick from Disventure Camp
Nick from Heartstopper
Charlie from Heartstopper
Tao from Heartstopper
Aled from Heartstopper
Madmartigan from Willow
Wally from Welcome Home
Eddie from Welcome Home
Howdy from Welcome Home
Finn from Adventure Time
Simon from Adventure Time
Marshall Lee from Fionna and Cake
Gary from Fionna and Cake
Ambrosius from Nimona
Ballister from Nimona
P.T. Barnum from The Greatest Showman
The Other Father from Coraline
Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean
Will from Pirates of the Caribbean
Professor Rocket from Crashbox
Jumpin’ Johnnie Jumble from Crashbox
Sketch from Crashbox
Anyways, I’m done yapping. Just a disclaimer so that people don’t get mad or anything, I’m not sexualizing any of these characters. Also for people wondering about the characters that are minors, I am also a minor.
I have a big obsession with fictional characters 😁
I love how most of these were scrunkly middle aged men and then there’s just two girls (Carmen Sandiego and Eska turned me gay for a minute)
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A sandwich.
It contains ice cream, whipped cream, sponge cake, meat balls, broccoli, pineapple, strawberries, tomatoes, lettuce, rice, noodles, mac and cheese, bacon, beef jerky, dried fish, seaweed, one of every Pokemon berry, jam, olive oil, lotus, dragon fruit, ravioli, ramen, tempura, teriyaki chicken, macaroons, escargots, mint, pepper, salt, sugar, croquettes, pickles, apples, avocados, sausages, bell peppers, grapes, pizza, a donut, cheese, more cheese, even more cheese, mushrooms, mustard, olives, a fried egg, a scrambled egg, blueberries, a poached egg, chawanmushi, a red bean bun, mochi, bbq sauce, chicken nuggets, french fries, takoyaki, pancakes, mackerel, salmon, coffee beans, spinach, a tiny bit of corn cream soup, ramensanga, fettucine alfredo, a plain bagel, pretzels, chocolate chip cookies, sweet potato, yam, potato, scallions, scallops, squid, crab stick, fish balls, fish cakes, oyster sauce, silken tofu, barley, cereal, paprika, oysters, red snapper, sea bass, plums, bean sprouts, garlic, string cheese, camembert, swiss cheese, mozzarella, parmesan cheese, yogurt, brinjal, a macdonald’s happy meal (without the toy and the packaging of course), truffles, caviar, tapioca balls, fried chicken, century eggs, cake sprinkles, dark chocolate, milk chocolate, white chocolate, milk tea (just a tinge), coffee (also a tinge), pudding, pumpkin, honey, mutton, mashed potatoes, bananas, icelandic fermented shark that they bury in the ground for months, raisins, dried mangoes, a drop of water, jelly, nata de coco, prunes, roasted pork, rosemary, bee pollen, peas, deer meat, rabbit meat, fish maw, ham, turkey, m&ms, chub, fufu, watermelon, winter melon, rock melon, coffee jelly, cacao, carrots, blueberries, black tea, dumplings, carrot cake, beetroot, purple cabbage, corn, celery, edamame, red beans, black beans, green beans, kidney beans, cashews, peanuts, pecans, sunflower seeds, walnuts, chickpeas, almonds, daikon, MSG, tamales, anchovies, tabbouleh, lions mane mushroom, chicken of the woods, kelp, octopus, durian, kimchi, crème fraîche, popcorn, cotton candy, everything bagel seasoning, capers, pears, marinara sauce, bittercress, butter cream, every single iteration of galarian curry, sushi, sashimi, kale and a very very specific ramen bowl (without the actual bowl) from a very particular shop located in Iwatodai.
And the top and bottom buns are somehow made from 50 different kinds of bread in a checker box pattern.
It comes with a picture.
Ingredients: I am not typing all of that out again. What the fuck.
Smell: You’ve taken an entire food court’s worth of food and made it into a sandwich. This isn’t even possible. Why am I considering this. 3/5
Taste: How do you eat this. 2/5
Texture: You get like 5 different foods every bite. This is not balanced. There is no harmony. This sandwich is the embodiment of disorder and chaos. 1/5
Presentation: The fact that this even looks sandwich adjacent is a fucking miracle. You don’t get full points though. Because I don’t like you. 3/5
Would Chunk Eat It?: He would eat maybe 1/50th of it. So no. 1/5
Final Score: 2/5
Critic’s Notes: Why would you waste this much food. Just host a party. Donate it. Something fucking anything I am begging at this point.
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kgthesillyclown · 2 months
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I just love those sillies mfs sm :33
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pin-crusher2000 · 30 days
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1. What are Jon's favorite ice cream flavors to you?
2. It's been switched up a couple of times in canon, so what's his favorite sport in your universe?
3. What are his favorite pizza toppings?
4. Since him and Kathy are dating in your world, what is their first date like and how did they confess?
5. What's his favorite season?
6. Does he have a favorite type of flower?
7. What would you say is a movie that he usually really loves watching?
8. If he were to dye his hair, what color would it be and how far would he go with said coloring?
9. If he were to get a tattoo as a young adult, what would it be of, where would it be drawn or written on him, and would it be big or small?
10. What's his favorite video game?
Holy (insert censor beep here)! That’s a lot! XD @spider-jaysart good questions! I do like these types, there should be a book full of these for DC characters; you know Superman in the 2000s likes Metallica?
1: it’s canon that he loves chocolate ice cream, I can definitely see him loving cookies & crème.
2: it’s baseball & wrestling (he does like bowling & playing soccer with his brothers, Chris, Kon, & Osul later)
3: pepperoni is his go to topping; maybe extra cheese too. (For a crazy topping, he can do pizza rolls 😉)
4: hmmmm, for confession, it was after the battle with Manchester Black (the difference is her grandpa lived & ONLY him “betrayed” the family, Kathy was on Jon’s side the whole time) they both were sitting on the tree branch & both did a lip kiss.
Their first date was a trip to the movies, How to train your dragon: the hidden world, & then spend the night at the county fair.
5: cliche but I can see him loving summer; ice cream trucks & no school XD
6: hmmmm Kathy is his favorite flower XD most likely Sunflowers due to living on a farm & the word sun is part of him.
7: I say Benchwarmers (due to it being a baseball movie & it’s “famous” beef stew scene) & a tie between Shrek 1 & Kung Fu Panda 1. (Due to the memes & good stories)
8: I say either red & blue, (it becomes bright orange for his anime transformation I gave him) & he dyes it fully or just the front.
9: I say a S symbol on his left arm, his gf’s name on his right arm.
10: he likes your typical late gen-z early gen-alpha games like Fortnite, Minecraft, Roblox, etc… but he was introduced to games like mortal kombat & Star Wars battlefront from his siblings (mostly Kon & Chris)
Thanks for the questions! Love to answer more! :D I don’t mind a lot of questions only if they are simple like yours. 😅
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lumine-no-hikari · 18 days
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Dear Sephiroth: (a letter to a fictional character, because why not) #141
I think today, I might have created one of my best tea concoctions yet!!
Okay, so I started with these ones; I put one bag of each of these into my mug, and brewed it:
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(Yes, once again, I do have weird mismatching socks on. I wonder if your socks are colorful like mine under your boots; maybe you can give it a try and see how it feels!)
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Please say hello to Momma, our resident lady-in-a-tuxedo; she's VERY cute!
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From there, I added sugar instead of honey this time, and a bit of heavy cream. The swirls today were absolutely mesmerizing:
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And, once the swirls were all settled down, the physics involved with density and fluid dynamics caused my tea to settle itself into 5 layers - the undissolved sugar on the bottom, a layer of tea that is very saturated with dissolved sugar, followed by cold layer of tea mixed with cream, a warmer layer of tea mixed with cream, and finally just a thin layer of pure cream:
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Isn't it marvelous!!! And when I mixed it all up, the result tasted EXACTLY like a kind of Girl Scout cookie called Samoas! I know you don't know what those are, because there aren't any Girl Scouts on your planet, but trust me, they're REALLY GOOD, oh my goodness!!
…Samoas were my mother's favorite kind of Girl Scout cookie, last I knew. I wish I could share this tea with her, too.
In any case, I went to physical therapy with M, because afterwards, we had made plans to get lunch! We finally went back to the place with those fried green tomatoes that I didn't take a picture of because I ate them too quickly (sorry about that!). This time, I remembered to take a picture for you BEFORE my appetite got the better of me:
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Today, I got the seafood pasta. I know that you like pasta pescatore, and this isn't exactly the same, but… it's got shrimp and clams and linguine and pesto sauce and parmesan cheese on it, and… I think maybe you would love it, so I took a picture because I can't… I can't share it with you…
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I also got their crème brûlée; their flavor changes every week. Last time, it was berries, remember? Well, this time, it was dark chocolate and coconut - just like my tea this morning!! And this, too, tasted just like a one of those Samoas!! It was SO GOOD!!
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…I wish you were here…
On our way home, I managed to snap some really nice photos of the trees and the sky; I hope you'll like these:
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After we got inside, I went ahead and put the rods in the kites that arrived yesterday. I'm hoping for a windy day tomorrow so I can test them out!! But I'm not going to take pictures of them just yet; like I said, I have PLANS for that eagle kite, and I don't want to show it to you until those plans come to fruition. I know what I have to do, and I found the perfect image for it; it's just a matter of getting it done. I think you're gonna love it when you see it. Or at least, I hope you will…
Today, J and I tried to go to Eggcellent with the lovely leader of the place we like to go to once a week! Unfortunately, Eggcellent was closed due to plumbing issues, I guess. So we went to a different place! And!! Oh!! Sephiroth!!! They had MACARONS!!!
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Look at them all!!! 🤩🤤 But in particular, these three caught my eye:
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...I know you like vanilla and roses, and I thought these might have a similar flavor profile, so I got them!! And I also got a cherry blossom matcha tea! More than anything, I wished I could share these with you, because I think you would have loved them:
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...Alas, this picture is the best I can do.
...Given everything you've gone through, everything you are still going through, and everything that you likely will go through in the future... I'm sorry that this little bit is the best that I can do...
...
Well anyway, J and the leader from the place and I sat and talked for a couple of hours, and it was wonderful!! The best part was when the leader showed us the beautiful pictures from his sister's recent wedding; she and her friends and her husband looked so vibrant and happy and beautiful!! He's going to go through all of the pictures and select the ones he likes best so he can show them to us later! I can't wait!!
I also snagged some pictures of the evening sky in the outdoor spot where we enjoyed our tea and macarons; maybe you'll like these...
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...I wish that I could give just a little bit of joy to you. I hope that anything I show you and tell you about can give you even a small reason to smile, or cause you to feel just a little warm inside your mind. Not even you, with your incredible power and all the amazing things you've seen up until this point, can imagine what I'd be willing to give if it meant I could have the power to gift these things to you. If I had the chance to trade your life for mine, so that you could be here, enjoying all these things in my place... I'd be happy and proud to take that chance without even a moment's hesitation. Even if I disappeared as a result... I wouldn't mind - not even a little. Not if it meant you could be happy and safe.
...In the meantime, I'll keep writing to you, sharing pictures with you, singing little songs to you, and gently calling out your name until you return to us. I have faith in who you are and in what you can do; I'll be waiting to see you shine in all the ways that only you know how to do.
...I guess that wraps it up for today. Tomorrow, I'll keep trying to capture the prismatic bits of delight that exist within all of the simple things so that I can show them to you and maybe help you to remember what beauty and love are like. I know you're capable of seeing it; I saw who you were before your fall, and I know you can rise up into becoming someone who believes he deserves to retrieve the parts of himself that others tried to steal away. I know you can do it because I am doing it, and I'm not better than you.
I love you. Don't ever think you're alone. I'll write again soon, so please stay safe and treat yourself nice, okay?
Your friend, Lumine
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murder-cookie-dust393 · 9 months
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CRK Masterlist
General:
- Music cookies singing MC to sleep
- Self aware cookies: rant about different degrees of Yan
- Ancients with Explorer MC trying to run away from hoard of obsessed zombies
Wildberry
- General Yan Headcanons
- Just More Brainrot
- Poly relationship with Clotted Cream + Crunchy Chip over MC
Pumpkin Pie
- General Yan Headcanons
Madeleine
- Sheep farmer MC
Latte
- General Yan Headcanons…?
Affogato
- Jealousy over Cacao brainrot
- Evil MC "comforting" Affogato
- Blurb on self-aware Affogato with MC who writes Yan fanfiction
Pure Vanilla
- Little short story about cookies rescuing kidnapped MC from Vanilla
-> More Brainrot on Vanilla kidnapping MC
- Yan Pure Vanillla slander
- Little quote blurb with Ancients fighting over MC
- General headcanons
- Pure Vanilla not wanting a divorce fic
- Tyrant MC + Delusional Pure Vanilla brainrot
- Blurb on Pure Vanilla kidnapping a cookie who flirted with his spouse
- Blurb on self-aware Normal Pure Vanilla reacting to MC who writes Yan fanfiction
- Some thoughts on Tyrant MC
Hollyberry
- Little quote blurb with Ancients fighting over MC
Dark Cacao
- Little quote blurb with Ancients fighting over MC
Crunchy Chip
- Jealous of his wolves
- Little blurb about being flustered towards MC
- Fighting like siblings with Caramel Arrow to impress MC
- Poly relationship with Wildberry + Clotted Cream over MC
Caramel Arrow
- Fighting like siblings with Crunchy Chip to impress MC
Lord Oyster
- Little story with Merwhale MC
Clotted Cream
- Poor MC mini-story
- Reaction to someone insulting poor MC
- Poly relationship with Wildberry + Crunchy Chip over MC
Pastry
- Pastry with Cake monster MC
Kougin-Amann
- Kouign-Amann + Prune Juice's reaction to Capsaicin hellfire
- MC who doesn’t want to leave because they come from a bad household
Capsaicin
- Tired Hotdog stand merchant MC Shitpost
-> Kouign-Amann + Prune Juice's reaction to hellfire (he has a little quote in this post)
- General Headcanon
- MC being a competitor in triple cone cup shitpost
Prune Juice
- Kouign-Amann + Prune Juice's reaction to Capsaicin hellfire
- Prune Juice vs Licorice trying ask MC out (Parfaedia AU)
Twizzly Gummy
- Her opinion on MC
Black Pearl
- Black Pearl seeing MC sleeping together with Lord Oyster and getting pissy
Red Velvet
- MC who doesn’t want to leave because they come from a bad household
Golden Cheese
- General Thoughts
Crème brûlée 
Birthday/Holiday fic on Pianist MC
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crumbs-and-creatures · 5 months
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[Lore post]
Thinking about clothes, and how different kinds of cookies treat them, so here's a lore drop!!!
In order of how strict they are on clothing from "You'll probably see a few cookies without clothing while you're there" to "You will be arrested for showing an ankle" its like
Golden Cheese Kingdom
Cheesebirds raised her and they didn't bother with clothes, why should his kingdom have to? GC only has her clothes cus shiny and fancy!!!
Dark Cacao Kingdom
Cacaoians have a culture of communal bathing, so naked and half naked cookies(Especially kids and family) are kinda normal. Especially when there's a hotspring near a town.
Dragon’s Valley
They don't mind going nude as long as it has a reason, but do put some pressure on looking cool at all times. Usual reasons being that they don't want to mess up their clothes while doing certain things like hunting.
Unity
At least have your crotch covered, and cover your chest if someone around you requests, that's it really. (Many cookies keep shirts or shawls or similar on them just in case!)
Darklands/DE's kinda kingdom
DE doesn't mind about clothes, but everyone just kinda defaults to robes/mostly covering clothes and that quietly makes her feel more comfortable cus she was raised with PV, and both lived in the old Flower Kingdom which kinda said "dresses for all, no shoes tho"
Pure Vanilla Kingdom (pre-ruin)
Was kinda just Flower Kingdom 2.0, but they didn't legally reinforce it, the culture just carried over, and everyone kept PV as an example of how cookies should dress.
Beast Yeast
Yeah, better at least get your torso covered–leaving open spots around your wings is fine–and most of your limbs(last bit is more of suggestion)
Hollyberry Kingdom
Like Beast Yeast, but a little more strict, being most or all of your legs get covered(Does not apply to the dragons(Pitaya and Snaps) they're royalty technically, they can do what they want)
Crème Republic
Pants for amab, pants and shirt for afab at the very least or you'll get fucking thrown in jail. Unless you're Caviar, he can go tits out cus both him and his wife are Elders.
The order
Pastry almost got kicked out once for getting a belt and putting it around her waist cus she wanted more om the go storage ("showed her figure" too much apparently.)
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As you login to a work computer at Site-φ’s main base, you notice a new notification in your SCiPNET inbox. As the computer renders the splash image at a snail's pace, you squint at the title. The Phi-thon? It turns out to be a monthly newsletter... but what catches your eye is the announcement of a new member for THE BROKEN SCALES OF THEMIS.
𝑴𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒉𝒍𝒚 𝑺𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍 𝑴𝒆𝒏𝒖
The monthly menu for March, as curated by CHEF DE CUISINE Fulgence Carême, will be available for a limited time alongside the regular menu with meat, fish, vegetarian, as well as vegan options for our staff.
BREAKFAST (6AM - 10:30 AM)
Sausage Royale Croissant Roll with cheddar cheese, beef sausage patty, two strips bacon, fried egg. Garnished with dill and parsley. With spiced ketchup to taste.
Salmon Belly Royale Croissant Roll with wild salmon, crème fraîche, spinach and collard green hollandaise, topped with ikura-style salmon roe and salmon skin cracklings.
Mushroom Royale Croissant Roll (V) with grilled portobello, cremini, and king oyster mushrooms, crispy shallots, onion jam, and a herby rosemary sauce.
LUNCH (12 PM - 5 PM)
Cheese & Leek Croquettes with yukon gold potatoes, confit pearl onions, and black garlic chips.
Soft-shell Crab Tempura Burger with deep-fried whole soft-shell crab, pickled cabbage, sorrel, arugula, iceberg lettuce, ponzu vinaigrette or parmesan mayo. Comes with old bay fries.
Heirloom Tomato Preserve Flatbread (V) with arkansas traveler, aunt ruby's german green, hillbilly, and purple calabash varieties. Comes with olive oil and balsamic vinegar dip.
DINNER (5 PM - CLOSE)
Slow-roasted Pistachio Lamb with mint and pistachio crusted lamb leg, roasted cauliflower and new potatoes, horseradish cream, and truffle-infused gravy.
Pan-seared Yuzu Scallops with hazelnuts, clementine slices, and yuzu beurre blanc sauce. Comes with a light slaw salad.
Crispy Hen-of-the-Woods Mushroom Platter (V) with a medley of grilled wild mushrooms, artichokes, asparagus, and quinoa-wild rice pilaf. Garnished with walnuts and vegan pesto.
DESSERT Fresh seasonal berries with Chai-spiced Clotted Cream with strawberries, blueberries, currants, blackberries, and gooseberries. Chai spice contains clove, cinnamon, nutmeg, cardamom, and ginger.
Coffee Caramel Frozen Brazo de Mercedes with blended coffee ice cream, peanuts, cashews, and warm caramel sauce.
Vegan Raspberry Coconut Mousse Parfait (V) with silken tofu, agave syrup, raspberries, and layered with vegan dark chocolate cookie crumble, and topped with roasted coconut shavings.
𝑾𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈
All personnel please be advised that there is a WEATHER WARNING in effect from 0100 to 2400 on March 29th; heavy cloud cover is expected to sock in during the early hours, accompanied shortly by freezing rain and sleet. Blizzard conditions should be in full force before 0500. Barring direct orders from Site Director Osterholz or, if applicable, MTFC 𝑆𝑀𝑂𝑂𝑇𝐻 𝑂𝑃𝐸𝑅𝐴𝑇𝑂𝑅, any unnecessary outdoor activities should be curtailed. Remain indoors. Do not be alarmed when blinds are lowered and locked in position; this is normal procedure at Site-φ in the case of extreme weather. There is nothing to see in the snow. You are not missing out.
𝑪𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒏𝒖𝒕𝒔 𝒓𝒐𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒏 𝒂 𝑺𝒊𝒕𝒆-𝑨𝒑𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝑭𝒊𝒓𝒆
by SECURITY CAPTAIN J. Kato
How about that forecast, Site-φ! In honor of what’s probably going to be the last blizzard of the spring (don’t hold me to that, I’m no meteorologist! :D) Site Security will be hosting a bonfire at the campground the evening of March 28th. Come get cozy before the storm hits! BYOTTB (Bring Your Own Things* To Burn). *Adhering to all regulations re: flammable substances and safe use of the communal campground, found under Hazardous Materials (Reg. F-451) and Outdoor Recreation (Regs. C-10 through -14) in the Personnel Handbook.
RSVP! →
📍 all muses are welcome to attend this open event, taking place at the on-site campground on the evening of March 28th. These threads may be written whenever you like before the act closes, so long as they are dated to that time! several bonfires will be set and maintained by site-φ security personnel from nightfall to midnight. hot chocolate and non-alcoholic cider will be available; muses are welcome to bring food and/or shredder-ready paperwork, photographs of regrets, evidence of wrongdoings, unwanted papercrafts, and disappointing research to burn. there is also an optional interactive roll for a random [𝙲𝙻𝙰𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙳] element!
𝑭𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒊𝒆'𝒔 (𝑰𝒏)𝑭𝒂𝒎𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝑭𝒊𝒔𝒉
Following several hospitalizations linked to the most recent serving of Frankie’s Famous Fish last month, all waivers have been destroyed and future shipments of “fish” scratched from the order. Anyone who sees or smells “fish” should report this to Site Security. Site Administration would like to stress and remind personnel not to try Frankie’s Famous Fish at the cafeteria; do not believe the rumors the dish gives you powers if you survive. If anyone has seen Frankie, inform him that the HR Department and Director Osterholz desires a meeting. Immediately.
𝑫𝒆𝒇𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒆 𝑺𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒓 & 𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒃𝒂𝒕 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝑨𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕
The Security Department will continue to offer self-defense and weapons handling classes. Additionally, Op. 𝐷𝑌𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝐵𝑅𝐸𝐸𝐷 has been ordered to conduct combat readiness assessments on all members of MTF Chi-00. When asked for comment, he replied: “That so?” and stated that they should “Be on time.” Requests for elaboration were met with a smile, precisely one nod, and what may have been a laugh. Additional, remedial seminars can be arranged with Captain Kato in advance of your assessment.
BOOK A TIME! →
𝐿𝑎𝑏 𝐴𝑝𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠
Lab spaces may still be booked through the Head of Research at Site-φ. Please let them know what you intend to research, and be advised that lab space is in slightly shorter than usual supply due to “a Newt-related incident.” Newt, who is a good dog, does not understand what this could be referring to. Neither does anyone else who was in the lab at the alleged time of the incident. Head of research insists that Newt “knows what he did.”
SUBMIT A REQUEST! →
📍 players are welcome to request a lab space for their researchers by contacting rp mgmt. please note that requesting a space as a themis member would immediately jump the line of the other scientists at the site. some themis researchers, depending on their prestige, may be given a full team of lab assistants to aid in their noble pursuit to secure, contain, and protect.
𝑾𝒂𝒍𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑪𝒍𝒖𝒃 𝑺𝒊𝒈𝒏-𝑼𝒑𝒔
The Walking Club, a group of highly-intelligent pack of dogs, is looking for new members! remember — DON’T WALK ALONE. That is a formal directive, not a request. Joining the Walking Club is especially critical given the WEATHER WARNING soon to be in effect; any personnel who need to move between site buildings while the WARNING is active must contact the Walking Club. The correct way to contact the Walking Club is to step through the nearest door, close it behind you,* and whistle as loud as possible. If you are not a good whistler, that is okay! There is no such thing as a bad whistle if you put your heart into it! The Walking Club will still hear you and arrive shortly. *If Newt has chosen you as his walking buddy, you are advised to brace yourself against the door before whistling, to prevent injury.
𝑺𝒊𝒕𝒆-φ 𝑱𝒐𝒃 𝑩𝒐𝒂𝒓𝒅
The following “odd jobs,” which are in no way “odd” or “unusual,” are currently available, on an as-available, non-urgent basis, personnel schedules permitting. Consider being a Site-φ neighbor and lend a hand if you can!
GROW-LIGHT GARDEN ASSISTANT posted by HEAD GARDENER S. Oz Do you appreciate site-acceptable greenery? Do you feel “well”? Do you enjoy communing with the earth, unto which our mortal flesh will someday return, if we are lucky? Join the Grow-Light Garden Staff! BRING: your own garden-ready gloves and/or knee pads. DO NOT BRING: negative energies. Seriously. Do not. For everyone's sakes. EDIT: This position has been filled.
SUPPORT ARCHIVIST posted by HEAD LIBRARIAN and ARCHIVIST Dr. W. Zai While Junior Archivist M. Leitner recovers from unwise choices as regards his seafood intake, the Site-φ archives are in need of additional hands. These hands will, ideally, be experienced in standard archival procedures. EDIT: This position has been filled.
CONTACT NOW! →
📍 players are welcome to pick up supplemental odd jobs during their time at site-φ. you can pick up an odd job by contacting rp mgmt. however, please note that these listings are first-come, first-serve, and muses may be fired from their position if they are unable to fulfill the job’s requirements (posting a monthly prompt). however, these positions may also reveal more of site-φ’s mysteries. there is also an optional interactive roll for a random [𝙲𝙻𝙰𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙳] element!
𝑫𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒐𝒓 𝑶𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒛'𝒔 𝑨𝒅𝒗𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝑨𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕
𝑹𝑬: 𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑵𝑰𝒁𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵
by DIRECTOR B. Osterholz
Good evening. It has been brought to my attention that our new additions here at Site-φ may be in need of a reminder as to the appropriateness of fraternization among personnel at this highly clandestine installation. To reiterate what was stated during onboarding and in the welcome brochure: “making eyes,” “canoodling,” and/or “partaking in the horizontal tango” with fellow staff members is not allowed at Site-φ. As you all know, the nature of our work demands absolute dedication and focus. Surely any rumors of anyone engaging in such acts on-site are, indeed, no more than crass rumors to razz the newcomers.
𝑺𝒊𝒕𝒆-φ 𝑩𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒅𝒂𝒚𝒔, 𝑨𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑷𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍 𝑪𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔
Due to the sheer number of staff here at Site-φ, acknowledgments in the Phi-thon are through user submission. Thank you for celebrating your fellow Phi-thons.
𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑃ℎ𝑖-𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑛 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑤𝑖𝑠ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎… 𝐻𝐴𝑃𝑃𝑌 𝐵𝐼𝑅𝑇𝐻𝐷𝐴𝑌! JUNIOR ENGINEER K. MADDOW, March 4th Happy b-day, K!!! Engi life is the best life! Couldn’t have made that particle blaster without ya! See you at Holly’s, a round on us! — Your pals at Engineering. ASSISTANT RESEARCHER C. VATYA, March 13th The Site-φ Researcher will be 50 this year. Thank you for all your hard work, encouragement, and good humor. From all of us in the 'Pataphysics Wing of Research and Development, we wish our fellow a happy birthday. WELLNESS COUNSELOR J. Oyuun, March 20th “The best gift you could possibly give me is to attend your mandatory wellness assessment. Anything more extravagant would, in fact, be inappropriate, given the nature of our strictly counselor-to-client relationship. But I also wouldn’t say no to more crayons or holographic stickers from that one place in Hōuston…”
MTF CHI-00 OPERATIVE 52 PICKUP, March 20th Happy birthday. From a secret admirer.
If you’d like to announce or contribute to our monthly newsletter, contact the Phi-thon via SCiPNET. →
📍 players are welcome to guest write or submit an in-character announcement for the monthly newsletter by contacting rp mgmt! reach out to us for more details.
Please enjoy a complimentary All You Can Brunch Buffet Ticket from us at the Phi-thon. Please note these tickets are valid for one person for one-time use. As Director Osterholz has advised in previous Phi-thon issues, ticket trading is not permitted on Site-φ.
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📌 OOC GUIDELINES & HINTS!
These listings are supplemental features for enhancing your experience immersing into Site-φ’s world. Feel free to interact in any shape or form, be it directly or indirectly referencing them for open and closed starters, pager chats, self-paras... and even doing TTRPG rolls, or conversing with the NPCs 1-on-1! Based on your muse’s movements, new information, features, and subplots may be unlocked as these plot points develop. This game is responsive to you; your actions will directly affect the environment. All in all, however you wish to spend your time at Site-φ, we hope that it'll be a fun and memorable experience!
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