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murder-cookie-dust393 · 12 days

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I’m not saying I would want Mercurial Knight to capture me and take me in as prisoner but what I’m saying is I will frame myself to be caught by Mercurial knight to be taken in as prisoner-

…

Look,

Bro is underrated. Like come on surely I can’t be the only who’s like *blink blink* for him.

#cookie run #mercurial knight cookie

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murder-cookie-dust393 · 13 days

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How would the cookies react if Y/N got arrested?

Bonus points if it's some serious crime like murder!

We HAVE to do Almond, okay? Like it makes sense.

Tw: murder, burning cookies, poisoning cookies, manipulation, framing the innocent, corrupted law ig

Imagine MC is already in a relationship with Almond, and Walnut's 2nd parent. They work in a typical office, constantly being berated by their higher-ups. Since they're so sick of their work environment, they lit the whole office building on fire. Resulting in mass murder and lots of injuries.

Almond of course is right on the case when he hears his spouse being held accountable for mass murder and arson, he's quick to find any evidence that can prove MC isn't the culprit.

He will also manipulate Walnut into trying to find the person who framed her parent, which will further make things go hell in court.

"Don't worry. We'll get you out of there and back at home soon, sugar."

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MC is convicted of mass poisoning a town by putting in all kinds of poisons into their soda and jellies. They literally just have a grudge against the townspeople for bullying them.

Pomegranate is gonna be so proud. She's surprisingly praising them quietly while also pecking their cheek a couple of times. That is until the police somehow tie them up and drive away with them.

She is furious and will use her magic to control some beastly entity to rescue them and take them back home. She doesn't give a single fuck about morals and the law.

Back at home, she'll be quiet, but she's very soft; cuddling up to you and won't let you get away. She just loves it when you go berserk. It's very attractive to her.

"Please do go kill some more cookies...I wish to be in your arms tainted with strawberry jam."

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I don't know what MC does here. Maybe killing an important leader or something.

Langue de Chat is a real one. He will be your lawyer, and try his absolute best to defend you. Even if he is losing, he will try to get the punishment much less severe.

If MC does end up in prison, he'll visit them every day no matter what. He will negotiate visiting hours too. He keeps promising he'll make lots of money and bail them out so they can get back home.

"Sweetie, I promise I'll make so much money that I can bail you out at least three more times! Until then, I brought a puzzle for you."

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(Those were the cookies I could think of for now. I didn't want to add Cappucino, because I doubt he would really do anything except make the punishment lighter)

- Celina

#cookie run #yandere cookie run #cookie run x reader #cookie run kingdom #yandere x reader #yandere #crk #crk x reader #crob #yandere crob #yandere cookie run kingdom #crob x reader #cookie run ovenbreak #cookie run ovenbreak x reader #langue de chat cookie #pomegranate cookie #almond cookie

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murder-cookie-dust393 · 17 days

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*n o m*

Can I request some yandere Shadow Milk Cookie and Yandere Pure Vanilla fighting over YN attention?

Remember to drink and rest when needed

Enjoy the milkshake! Okay so I had some yandere headcannons for an evil pure vanilla but I really liked one of the concepts I put down so-

Here’s the headcannon if you want to read it-

The two sides of knowledge

-Platonic or romantic yandere-

!TW! Under the cut this will have mentions of neglecting an injury and manipulation

You’ve been friends with Pure Vanilla for a while now. You thought you were pretty good friends.

But now… you didn’t really want anything to do with Pure Vanilla…

You see- this all started when you agreed to go to beast yeast much to Pure Vanilla’s dismay

And everything was going pretty well! I mean Pure Vanilla had to heal you faster than usual due to being surrounded by some yeast spores, but over all it was fine!

Well… that was until the silver tree broke…

“Ahhhh! Doesn’t this fresh air just feel… Devine? Oh, I see I have quite an audience here! I am SO terribly sorry to have kept you waiting! But now... the wait is over! Your favorite trickster is here! …Shadow Milk Cookie!” The beast looked down at you and Pure Vanilla. “Oh what’s this? Pure Vanilla and his little… puppet?” There was some venom in his voice.

“Excuse you! Y/N Cookie is not a puppet.” Pure Vanilla quickly responded to this claim, which only caused Shadow Milk to laugh in response. “Really? I guess all the gaslighting you do cancels out” You looked back at Pure Vanilla, you were pretty confused, gaslighting…? Pure Vanilla wouldn’t do that… right…?

“I-I don’t know what your talking about-“ “Oh don’t be silly~ Y/N Cookie did You know that healing is actually a really quick process? It only take a couple of seconds to heal someone!” “Y/N Cookie, that’s not true. Healing takes time, and this is the beast of deceit that’s talking to you. He’ll say anything to get you to turn on us.”

The two cookies started to argue, Shadow Milk claiming that Pure Vanilla took joy in you pain by not healing you, and Pure Vanilla claiming that Shadow Milk was talking crazy! He would never do that!

And by this time, Elder Faerie had arrived and was just watching everything go down, I mean so was everyone else. But hey as long as Shadow Milk wasn’t causing destruction at the immediate moment then it was fine

“You are an even bigger liar than I am! And that’s saying something! I’m the embodiment of deceit it’s self! And the fact you you would lie about such trivial things to your dear sweet Y/N Cookie is honestly very sad to see. I’ve been watching you and I honestly think I would be better for Y/N Cookie”

Everyone got silent at the last part, and honestly? You were kinda scared. So you started to gravitate towards White Lily Cookie.

“You beast! I’ve never lied to Y/N Cookie! And healing does take a while!” White Lily cleared her throat “Pure Vanilla Cookie… healing doesn’t take that long to work… it’s a pretty quick process…” the silence was loud.

“Pure Vanilla Cookie… have you been neglecting Y/N Cookies injuries..?” Elder Faerie spoke up and you could see some panic in Pure Vanillas face. everyone collectively stepped back from Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk. “B-Believe me I never have lied to Y/N Cookie, it can take a while to heal an injury to make sure there’s no scars! I don’t want scars to cover Y/N Cookies dough!”

“You not helping your case~” Shadow Milk said in a sing-song voice that also sounded like a taunt. “And besides, it’s not like you could take care of Y/N Cookie as well I could!”

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murder-cookie-dust393 · 18 days

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(This was just now in English class while I was writing this post)

Friend: The fuck are you doing?

Me: Writing fanfiction obviously.

Friend: Ok but why are you searching up 'banger clown music' on your school laptop?

Me: I can't find this one clown song.

Friend: Oh. But wait, isn’t there only one clown song?

Me: …You’re not wrong.

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murder-cookie-dust393 · 19 days

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Guys hear me out.

Just gonna say,

Possessed Yan Pure Vanilla. Bro is possessed by Shadow Milk. But still retains some of his Yan traits.

#Suddenly I have entered the shadow milk brainrot #yandere cookie run #yandere x reader #cookie run

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murder-cookie-dust393 · 19 days

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Ok everyone is on a shadow milk train so might as well submit a shadow milk thing....I can submit other stuff later.

Shadow milk x reader....after reader had a terrible nightmare and wakes up, upset...shadow milk can comfort em and cheer em up...aaaand possibly help them go back to sleep.

I should be doing my older requests but fuck it- I want some of this shit

I have no fucking idea if Shadow Milk even sleeps since his soul is locked away and all, but we'll just say he does.

Tw: mention of trauma, clown music

You wake up in the middle of the night, shaking slightly. What you had just gone through? Those memories, those terrible memories. They all kept repeating in your mind, stabbing you over and over again with the same blade of trauma. You feel movement beside you, a grumble coming the jester.

"What's wrong?" He turned his head to face you, his eyes less vibrant than they are in the daytime. He reached out to grab your hand, briefly glancing at it. "You're shaking again." He reached out his other arm to hold you close. His voice sounds a bit croaky from sleeping, but comforting compared to the screams of your nightmare.

"You're fine. You're no longer in that treacherous place, dearie. No one can give you a fright, except me. Your one and only clown." He poked a few jokes to lighten the mood, and it worked. A little. You feel yourself coming back to your body, no longer in that dream world. You put your head on his shoulder, staring up at the ceiling.

"Shadow Milk..." You mumble, still a bit lost in your thoughts.

"Shush. Don't waste your time thinking. Just remember I am here. You should focus on me instead." His words might seem mean or ignorant, but you could tell he meant well. He wants to be there for you. He wants to distract you from your mind of swirling agony.

He starts to lightly hum, and you immediately recognized it. It was The Entry of the Gladiators. The most iconic clown song on earth. You almost wanted to laugh. He holds your tighter, practically squishing you to his side.

"Go to sleep. We can clown around in the morning my dearest." He continues to hum the silly song, making it seem like it was a lullaby for you.

Perhaps it was. He is your clown after all. You feel weight on your eyes. You can't resist the pull of slumber. You fell asleep in silence, his crazy self now the topic of your mind.

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I wrote this in like 30 minutes so I apologize if it's a bit messy. But hey, having fun is more important.

I love how I try to make a softer post- which always ends in some form of shitpost.

If you don't what The Entry of the Gladiators is go search it up. I'm 100% sure you'll recognize the song.

(da da da-da-da da-da)

- Celina

#cookie run #cookie run x reader #cookie run kingdom #crk #crk x reader #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk cookie x reader #cookie run kingdom x reader

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murder-cookie-dust393 · 19 days

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#I just realized I forgot tags help-#yandere cookie run #cookie run x reader #yandere

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murder-cookie-dust393 · 19 days

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NAHHH I JUST KNOW-

I JUST KNEW IT.

THAT PEOPLE WANT BOTH INSANE AND SOFTIE WHEN IT COMES TO SHADOW MILK.

Like when I wrote this recent piece I put some sprinkles of soft moments because I just manifested the enjoyment of people.

Also, requests closed now!

#I’m insane #I’m aware

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murder-cookie-dust393 · 19 days

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You guys better fucking eat this shit up my ass hurts from sitting in the same position for 2 hours-

Shadow Milk Cookie. Chloroform. Yandere. Do what you will with this information.

-🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨

I'm gonna put you as the anon listed above since- That's what I assume you mean?

I unintentionally put shitpost aha

Disclaimer: MC is still gender neutral, they are just referred to as queen for chess role purposes.

Tw: Eyestrain for the art that goes along with this piece, chloroform-like magic, kidnapping to a different dimension, implied future murder

You find yourself in a dark void. So black, you can't see anything through the shadows that swirl in your vision. You're not sure what it feels like. Is it threatening? Or is it a sense of peace? You aren't sure. This sense of the unknown makes you anxious.

Suddenly, a big blue eye opens in front of you, the colour glowing within the dimmed surroundings. The shade of blue reminded you of Lapis. A very bright one. But the eye itself, it was terrifying. You nearly wanted to break into pieces right then and there.

"Oh, my queen! You're finally here!" A voice eagerly chirps, a slightly maniacal tone to it. It seemed ecstatic to see you, too much so. You couldn't form an answer, still processing your odd environment.

"I've missed you~ It's been ages since I've seen your face! You don't look any different- oh, maybe you're just a little prettier, you silly thing!" The voice giggled as the eye blinked. The eye squinted upwards as if it was smiling. But wait, why did it act like it's seen you before? You don't know who this entity is. Not even what it is. Is it a cookie? A beast? Confusion swelled within you as the seconds passed.

"My sweet...What is that face?" The voice slowly faded away, as your world suddenly blackened once more.

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"MC, are you okay?" You wake up to the face of Strawberry. She seems concerned, her big brown eyes down-turned. How cute. "You were shaking in your sleep."

"Um yeah, I'm okay. I just had a weird dream." You respond, still lying on the grass where you and the group are camped. You clutch onto your blanket a little tighter.

"Like a nightmare?" She tilts her head to the side.

"Not exactly. I can't put it to words..." You mumble off, trying to recall the eye that spoke to you.

"Oh okay." She glanced at the blue and violet sky, commenting, "It's almost sunrise. Do you wanna prepare jellies with me? I'm sure the others will wake up soon."

You nod and sit up before flailing your blanket to the side.

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You and your friends are going through the forests of Beast Yeast, cautious of all the creatures and evil beings lurking by. That is until your group stumbles upon a random chessboard on a glass table. In the middle of the fucking path, in the middle of fucking Beast Yeast. Instead of black and white, the board is in different shades of blue.

"What in tarnation is this?" Wizard leans closer, staring at it intensely. Fidgeting with his fake beard, or in other words, his scarf.

Chili Pepper butted in, "The fuck you mean bro, this is obviously a dumb chessboard-"

"LANGUAGE!" Gingerbrave suddenly turned out to stare at Chili Pepper uncannily, before smiling again. "I'm sure it's something dangerous! Let's not touch it."

"Guys,"

"Or it could be a chessboard and table someone decided to randomly leave here."

"Shush- I'm always right." Gingerbrave did an imaginary hair toss.

"Guys..."

Wizard raised his hand, just like a nerd, "No? I am, thank you. By the almighty power of magic I-"

"You're an ice cream. Also, you're the one who's screaming for help half the time." Chili Pepper chuckled, poking at Wizard.

Strawberry took a breath and sharply, albeit quickly spoke, "Guys!"

The whole group turned to look at her, which made her flush with embarrassment. She pointed at the chessboard. "The pieces are moving on their own." When the gang looked back at the gameboard, they were met with a surprising sight.

The chess pieces moved by their own accord. Which revealed that the darker blue side was winning compared to the lighter blue. It was a competitive fight, with both sides making quick moves. It was mesmerizing, you aren't sure why.

You reached out your hand and touched one of the pieces in curiosity. Only to feel a sudden freezing cold gust fly at you. Your surroundings become dark, just like your dream as the yelps of your friends sound out around you. A sinister chuckle joins along, as your body is thrown into a blackened world once more.

"Honey! Honey, honey, honey, my honey."

You stand before a jester cookie, covered in eyes. He grins, his clothes like the blues of the chessboard. He swiftly goes over to you, cradling you in his arms. You can't move, overcome with a freezing cold that leaves you immobile.

"I've waited much too long on your reincarnation. We could have had a wonderful marriage by now if it weren't for that bastard Elder Faerie." He spoke softer than before but had a spit of venom for the name Elder Faerie. He leans closer, uncomfortably so. He makes a minuscule hum before pecking your mouth.

"I'll just keep you here for a bit until I have everything ready." Out of nowhere, a shadow comes for you, binding you in it. You start to feel drowsy. "We'll be so happy once more, I promise." Your vision starts to swirl into darkness, to the point you can't make him out anymore.

You fall asleep, unable to fight off the dreadful binds.

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"My Queen~! Wake up! I have everything ready for you." You're nudged awake, as the binds come off you. You find yourself on a throne: cold and metal. As look forward, you are shocked to see a glowing chessboard just like the one you saw on the path. But also freaked out to see Strawberry and Gingerbrave tied up in the same binds, floating in the air.

"Wha- What is this?" You stammer, overwhelmed with all that has happened in the last few moments. Was this a joke? A jester terrorizing you and your friends, what a lovely day.

"Why, it is the moment you get to see your idiots crumble right before you by the hands of your rightful husband, me: Shadow Milk Cookie!" He comes over to you, putting a crown on your head. It was plain, just a metal crown with no jewels or anything else.

"And you're the queen! The most powerful one on the board!" He giggles, patting your hand. You tense at his touch, wanting to get away from this glorified position you were in. But time and time again, you can't move away from your spot. It's as if you were hardened glue stuck to a label that no one can seem to pry off.

"I don't know what reincarnation you talked about before, but whatever it is, stop it! My friends have done nothing! I don't even know who you are!" You plead, wanting his weird reincarnation thing to stop. You felt guilty for thinking of touching a moving chess piece in Beast Yeast. Gingerbrave was right: everything is dangerous.

"Honey..." Shadow Milk frowned, holding your face in his hands. He looked disappointed rather than enraged. "I know your memories are somewhat faded, but those cookies are distracting you. Distracting you from me, your beloved." He lightly bumps his face against yours, staring into your eyes.

"What do they have to do anything with your dead lover?" You ask, a little too harshly, but needing to get the message across.

He gasps. "They aren't dead! They're right before me!" He puts his jester hat on his head, going over to Gingerbrave and Strawberry. He glares at them briefly with his dual-chromed eyes before returning to you.

"Just let me. Just let me kill them." He hisses with a grin. His eyes scare you, the way they're wide open with insanity. "I need some desperate alone time with you and also get our marriage decided once more." Shadows started to succumb to the world, except for the light from the board.

"No! Don't you dare!" You shake your head, unwilling to let him get away with this. Your poor friends. Just what kind of madness did you pull them into?

"My Queen! When will you let me kill them? They are insignificant to our love!" He exclaims, reaching a hand out to you.

Oh, what a devoted lover isn't he? Waiting for eons for you only for you to be so disgusted with him.

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This was really fun to write. Now, I’m not quite caught up on the lore yet. I just read his profile and said fuck yeah so…mhm.

I will say, I didn’t go exactly chloroform, but the same aspect of it with his magic.

I used honey cuz I was like “Old. But also insane. Equals honey.”

Alright I’m gonna go do homework now because I’ve neglected other work (APRIL AND MAY IS HELL FOR MEEE)

- Celina

#starving mongooses

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