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answer2jeff · 8 months
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to all my new mutuals who have a larger platform than me, thank u sm for reblogging my stuff. it means the world to me. i'm often insecure about my writing skills (or lack thereof) and it gives me so much motivation <3!!!
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trashycosmos · 9 months
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ik the first tattoo i want and am hopefully getting it here in the near future but i think i've figured out the second as well
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comfortstars · 1 year
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tried to write a poem for the first time since like our fifth grade teacher forced us to write little snippets about spring or valentine's day or something. im not good at... understanding poetry in general so i have no idea if it's good or not (it's pretty short and also looks more like song lyrics than a poem) but i feel a little bit proud of myself for actually writing something that I'm not used to do
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levisrations · 1 month
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I have this headcanon that levi proposes to you using pottery. Like maybe he takes pottery classes as a hobby and makes a mug for you and paints the “will you marry me” on the bottom ??? Too dumb? Idk
Like he comes home with the things hes made at the studio and goes to show you. He leaves the mug separated but you don’t notice. Until hes like “oh yea i made that one too” and points to the mug. You go get it to look at it and you read the inside and youre just ?!?!?! You turn around and hes on his knee with the ring? Omg this is mad corny but idc
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mystictaledelusion · 1 year
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Will solace headcanons
He made Drew pierce his ears. He he has whole dam collection of earrings: small little black ones that all guys with earrings seem to have, small hoops that he stole from Lou Ellen, Rachel also got him a pair of disk studs that she painted sunflowers on. Triangle rainbow earrings, and his absolute favourite gold drop earrings with sunburst charms that Nico gave him :)
I also see him with either a helix or industrial piercing. Or both! Both work!
I am ALWAYS down to push the DeafWill! Agenda!
He’s left handed, Idk how to explain this one, it just feels right (Left??)
Other then the Sun tattoo on his chest (which he bribed Hermes cabin for btw), he gave himself a few stick ‘n’ pokes of a smiley face on his left hand, and a pair of crossed arrows under the inside of his left elbow (in memory of his fallen siblings).
He has anxiety, he got diagnosis when he was 13 and started taking meds for it, he also has ptsd (to absolutely no one’s surprise) and bipolar II.
He definitely got at least a few of his tattoos and/or piercings during an episode of hypomania.
He loves cats! I picture him with an emotional support cat, a Persian cat probably named something real pretentious like Mercedes or something real dumb like pickle. There is no in between.
He used to self harm, he still has trouble with it and has relapsed a few times but he is recovering ❤️‍🩹
I’ve also always headcanoned him as not being absolutely awful at the rest of Apollo Kid Things™️ but just being the absolutely most average at them.
He can also bend/generate heat. Not fire, just heat.
He has a gun gosh darn it! slaps table he’s Texan! He can shoot! It makes sense!
His favorite stims are: folding paper (he’s great at origami!) wiggling his toes, cracking his knuckles, and listening to that one song™️ on repeat back to o back over and over again.
He has a fidget spinner for every color of the rainbow 🌈
Idc what anyone says he’s a great singer! He can also play guitar and of course ukulele.
He uses emojis in his contact names.
He has a really cheesy/corny sense of humor. And dad jokes. He loves dad jokes.
His Fatal Flaw is selflessness. I have no idea to explain this other than to read the series “healing takes two” on ao3
He ships codywan. No explanation needed.
I know the fandom says he listens to county, and yeah of course he does, his mom is a country singer and I mean just look at him, but he also listens to a lot of MCR, Green Day, Nirvana, twenty one pilots, and without a doubt Billie Eilish.
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reilleclan-blog · 18 days
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Sup mortals,
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So I'm gonna say MY OPINIONS on this games dlc. The dlc was actually good it made up for what the main game lacked and that's seeing Jin struggling internally with the fucked up shit he has to do as a "samurai". I wish they didn't make dlc for that to be the case but whatever. The story of the dlc felt way to short tho I think I finished in like 8hrs . Yeah ik it's dlc but I didn't expect to fight the eagle so soon. Also the characters from the dlc were the most interesting characters from the entire game and I don't think that should be a statement lol but I'm bein so serious
I loved Yuna and Taka but they killed Taka for the dumbest reason(I'm not mad sad I'm genuinely mad the story is so clique and kinda stupid) but Yuna just becomes a possible love interest for Jin after her brother dies, and that's kinda it her arc is "finished". The 2 samurai ppl were pissing me off Lady Masako was cool but I was so confused how SHE WANTED TO FIGHT US BUT NOT ISHIKAWA. The way he talked about Tomoe im so surprised he didn't shoot on sight ... and then everyone of them just leaves b/c "samurai" or idk when something fucked up happens u gotta leave?
Tomoe was the only interesting character that was funny and intriguing everyone else had a very VERY strict formulaic archetype and it was just boring. Also the dialogue with Tomoe didn't put me to sleep. Tenzo was a baddie and Fune was cool wish there was more from her. But dlc was cool. Still say this game a 6/10 b/c it's really repetitive half the dialogue I didn't need to listen to b/c it's just "investigate" "kill mongols" "survey for no fucking reason" kill mongols... if there's gonna be a sequel hopefully they make the story make sense and PLEASE DONT MAKE A DAMN NEAR IMMORTAL MC THATS JUST THE DOWN RIGHT BORING . JIN GETS LITERAL POISON THROWN IN HIS EYES BUT IS JUST FINE AFTER PRESSING THE DOWN ARROW ON THE DPAD ARE U serious .ALSO THE KHAN IN THE MAIN STORY IS JUST A IDIOT IDC HES DUMB. ALSSSSOOO THE GAME HAD FINISHED TELLING ME YEAH JIN UR SO ATRONG AND THEN MAKES ME FALL INTO A TRAP AND GET KNOCKED OUT BY A LITERAL FUCKING STICKKKKK ARE U SERIOUS..... YALL CANT BE SERIOUS WITH THIS STORY TELLING BRUHHH.
Oh yeah and Jin gets poisoned again but Yuna somehow saves him they never mention here's an antidote I made, nothing it's just he wakes up woozy and then fine 2 seconds later cause he's the main character oml. And yeah this game was so mid it's fine if u like it but don't start crying just cause I don't agree that the shit is a 10/10 cause I'd say u are corny asf and or u have no class if u think this game is a 10/10 but whatever some ppl like boring ass shit and that's ok too. Don't act like it's far from criticism tho cause I will criticize
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dejujunk · 8 months
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Guys this is probably the most ooc hc that I thought of but idc. This could fit some other character but I honestly don’t know.
I hc that, after you say some corny/dumb joke, Cater Tot will laugh with you but then go 😐. Like, he giggles but then he stares into your eyes and goes “you’re not funny”. Y’know?
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thecolorsfucked · 2 years
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transandrophobia isn't real it's dumb and i'm blocking any corny ass person who thinks otherwise idc idc idc it's dumb talk to older queers
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maurenislife · 8 months
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Just to let yall know i aint looking 4 love that shit all a facade that shit aint real like ur lover u gone have 2 rlly fake that shit and make that shit up, just have them be your lover ur solid lover like ur person that’s gone do what u say and walk where u walk, BUY shit when u say u need it, fuck u when u ask, basically indentured servant.
Ur lover will never be ur “LOVE” dont get it fucked up, pple in relationships i see it now i see why! They faking with eachother indentured servants…. Looking into everybody relationship niggas cheating bro, niggas beating on hoes, doing fucking anything. Niggas dont b in love with that bitch just how it look, they need eachother to provide certain things like a lil plug in board.
Niggas want a bitch to be a bulletin board for all the things he like and believes
But in reality a bitch wants that too but dont need it, its all mental you see
Bullentin boarding for women a mental thing
I dont need both ways for u to be who i want u to be. I dont need anything but this boy and situation then ill just have my way,
Niggas need you to be who they want and think physically historically mentally
Everything gotta add up, but thats not reality… unless a bitch get to lying which most bitches do! ON ME
Thats why pple get married and divorced
Bitches who spin stories who lie they know what information to disclose as for me i could rlly give a fuck less but i guess i should cause that interrupts a niggas feelings for u
Im not sum white girl they aint gone feel too bad 4 me lol and they tell me how much idc how much i rather be somewhere else how much i could do etc.
Niggas know idgaf by my history they get insecure which they should, im insecure to a point bout like shit, ik theres other bitches out there, ik my spot is never secure which always turns out to be true feel me?
Thats why my investment depression comes from the connection not what goes on when im not around cause half the time i am around whatever shit corny as fuck
This shit really dumb as fuck though ill laugh in a few months but im trying to start as early as a few hours ago,
If i get something accomplished everyday
Every single day !
Whether it be errands
Getting money
Runnin script w a sponsor
Cleaning my room
Cleaning my car
Saving money
Getting my aesthetics fixed or done
I CAN SAY IN A FEW MONTHS ILL BE FARTHER THAN I WAS ALL SUMMER BEING STAGNANT N HAVING FUN,
Only thing a nigga can say bout me is what he know and thats not even everything
And this taught me how niggas do not care, its about if u stroking they ego!
Making sure he secure!
Next nigga i get hopefully more insecure, maybe ill be able to run ship more, that nigga got off the drugs head got hype cause of lame groupie hoes ! Idc lol bitches get replaced maybe even a better one !
But just know that hoe a liar 👍🏾🤧
These hoes all liars all the time!
Every bitch u ever meet trained up to lie for shit to b smooth, bitches change into who u want them to b not into who they rlly are
So idgaf who go where or what spot another bitch get, she aint earn nun 🤣🤣🤣👍🏾
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shoujoegg · 11 months
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qq’s hot girls summer s&b liveblog thoughts (for realsies this time)
my realest confession is that after all these weeks of talking abt s&b is that i still have not watched the show in its contiguous entirety... but now me and the roomies r doing it!! thoughts so far below:
post ep3
it’s literally not as bad as i remembered trying the first time everytime someone makes a racial microaggression against alina i just laugh and remember this is cartoon fake history. the politics make 0 sense! u can tell it was made during 2020 pandemic era too...
me and my roommates r constantly making ‘they would fail asian american studies’ ‘they need feminist reeducation camp’ ‘wow clearly this character is not very abolitionist of them ://’ i think we’re very funny idc (please note: we r all asian american communists)
pov u r in fantasy imperial russia and u open ur mouth and u speak... britishly.... (crowd boos n jeers)
all the crow scenes r delicious idc im over being mad that they dumbed down kaz’s intelligence out of context it’s funny and im glad they tone down the most edgy of his nonsense (altho the ‘hope is dangerous’ bit before his practical advice was corny i know they use it again in s2 but it’s too easy of a dig...) and kit young is easily so charismatic n sexy. more gun slinging more him being a hottie desperately infatuated w/ his boss pls.
i love poppy i wish they were a recurring character in s2. why r we not talking abt poppy and their last ‘encounter’ with kaz! im making fanart.
they changed nina’s story so that she’s basically an anti-conscription agitator???? they are kinda bigbgrained for that LMFAO i cant believe nobody told me she seems so cool!! im much more invested in her narrative arc than in the books and they def needed a character like her w/ this national drama kind of setting.
inej... inej.... inej.................................................
i understand #cookmilo. like the goat truly was not needed is this their attempt of adhd representation? leave us alone we dont need the emotional support goat!!! we need jesper’s debt addressed!!!
alina/mal r whatever they’re just cute to me.
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theaspers · 3 years
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you go shopping with gojo and once all the boring stuff is done, he drags you to buy sunglasses (more?? you ask him incredulously. how many pairs does he need exactly. this is dumb, you tell him after he successfully tugs you into the store, considering the fact that his sunglasses are probably special made for him). he laughs it off and makes you try on a few anyway. you return the favor by giving him the most ridiculous one you can find. he buys the one that makes you laugh the hardest. he also buys you a fairly normal pair (he likes the idea of you keeping something that he bought for you. also likes the idea of teasing you should you choose to use it). the sunglasses stay in its case at the bottom of your bag regardless of where you go.
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It’s so funny when people wanna criticise a dumb slasher movie and really hit you with “it’s so unrealistic”.
Like,, really? So people’s heads don’t neatly fly off their shoulders when you punch them hard enough? And they don’t just explode when you electrocute them? Wow, man, thanks, I had no idea! I shall never watch a movie again that purposefully overdoes it to make shit more entertaining.
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mythiccheroacademia · 4 years
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okay- first time requesting so im kind of nervous, but, hear me. Reader and class 1-A going out for the first time to a club and things getting lit and everyone living in the moment, reader gets a little drunk and wants to dance, so she gets one of the boys to dance with her but things start to get heated in the dance floor? with Kirishima, Sero and Bakugou? pretty plz 🥺
A/N: Bruh, fuck covid. I miss partying, but my ass finna stay tf home because these cases are kind of getting out of control. Stay safe yall. Also, everyone is 21+ in this 
Bnha X Fem!Reader
Warnings: cursing, mentions of alcohol and drugs, a little spicy, but nothing you haven't seen before lmao
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Kirishima Eijirou:
i hc kirishima to be that one unproblematic frat guy that loves to get lit
so when he heard the class wanted to go to the club, he was so hype 
if you’re taking shots, the man is right there with you 
bakugo can already tell he’ll be taking care of everyone’s drunk ass when he sees you and kirishima taking body shots off of mina 💀 
you and ochako see who can drink three beers the fastest
issa mess
after you’ve had your alcohol rounds, you and kiri are kinda just vibing with the music 
you’re laughing, talking, doing a little bit of shameless flirting~
then the alcohol hits you
and, oh look at that! theyre playing your favorite song!
you take kirishima’s hand and basically drag his ass to the floor
you two start dancing and it’s a hot mess for a second bc you can’t see and he lost all his rhythm on his second cup
but then you start looking at how his muscles look really good underneath the strobe lights and oh boy
he’s fine, like really fine
and you were ready to throw some ass
so you did
kirishima is one happy ass mf
he’s had fat ass crush on you for like 3000 yrs 
this is legit the best day of his life 
you two are really getting into it and denki and mina are hyping yall up like nobody’s business
you get up and fall back into his arms and you two laugh at what just happened
youre smiling at him like the sun and he knows he’s fucked 
kirishima makes his move
“you tryna get out of here?” he says in your ear
the look you give him makes him pull out his phone and call up an uber so fast 
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Sero Hanta: 
i see sero as more of a smoker
he prefers to vibe out, but he was in the mood to get a little lit tonight
so he drinks something momo mixed together at the pregame 
he’s a lightweight so he sticks to one cup
meanwhile, your dumbass is onto your third lmao
but you two are a good kind of drunk so it’s really fun from the pregame all the way to the club 
you two are cracking jokes and just having a good time in each other’s presence 
some heavy flirting going on
the sexual tension is kinda thick
the entire class is looking at yall like 👀 
they know what’s up
but they eventually go out and let loose bc everyone is kind of off their asses 
anyways, the two of you just kind of chill by the bar, but then you see how everyone is having fun and dancing and you want to be there too 
“dance with me” you suddenly say to sero 
not one to pass up a chance to spend more time with you, he agrees and yall go in 
at first, youre just rocking to the music and he’s busting out these corny moves, trying to make you smile and youre laughing so hard
someone accidentally knocks you into his chest and he catches you out of reflex
even people are basically fucking on the dance floor, the atmosphere turns romantic?
you’re looking into each other’s eyes and suddenly, your lips are touching
then yall just start making out in the middle of the floor
(you might not be the only one’s doing it, but don't be that couple yall 💀)
sero starts kissing your neck and pressing up against you
you moan when you feel his excitement on your stomach
and damn that thing was long
yeaaaa you’re ready to go
you send a quick text to the girls gc, telling them that you’re leaving with sero and they start blowing up your phone, teasing you and wishing you a good night 
your night was def more than good 
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Bakugo Katsuki: 
the fact that bakugo agreed to go to the club when you asked meant that he liked liked you, but you’re too dumb to notice 
he hated clubs, they were too noisy, dirty, and hot--and not in the good way
he’s only going bc to make sure you don’t do some slick shit and embarrass yourself 
and to make sure none of the dirty ass little boys pull a fast one on you bc  you’re looking good and he’ll fight anyone in the bih
anyways, when you get there, you’re just sipping on a couple margaritas to get you in the mood
all your friends from class 1-A were just talking and having fun until y’all separated into groups
some went to get some food, others were just by the bar, and your group went to go dance 
bakugo kind of just chilled in a spot where he could keep an eye out for you before he saw some shady-looking people trying to dance with you 
the reason why he charges into the crowd isn't bc he’s jealous or anything!! he just wants to make sure everything’s straight 
bakugo just cuts them off in the middle of their talking and gives them one look that sends them scurrying off 
while he’s yelling at you about stranger danger, you’re giving him bedroom eyes bc he was totally jealous and that just did something to you 
bakugo is too into basically arguing with himself to notice how a slow grinding song comes on, and your ass is already on him 
mans is stuck for a whole two seconds trying to process what’s going on, and then he’s on that ass like grass idc idc 
he’s here to finally prove to these extras that youre his 
when i say bakugo can catch yall...whew chile, he got some hips
as you twirl your hips, bakugo follows every movement, his hand going down to the back of your neck to bend you down more  
yall are basically fucking atp lmao 
gets to a point where he grabs you against his chest and straight up tells you 
“i’m fucking you up when we get to my place” 
let’s just say you had trouble walking the next day 
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oodlyenough · 3 years
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ranking the spider men movies
to go along with my post where i rank peter parkers, i have ranked all of the spider-man films i watched:
#1. into the spiderverse (2018)
not really a contest. i love this movie. it's so funny, heartfelt, clever script, excellent animation, the doc oc reveal is excellent, the characters are all lovable, 10/10. no notes.
#2. homecoming (2017)
i really like this movie. i think it's a great solo intro for mcu spidey, who by the nature of being in the mcu inhabits a very different reality than the rest of these films. it's funny and charming without retreading the overfamiliar ground of uncle ben's grave.
#3. spider-man (2002)
yes i'm using the first one!! whatever! this one had almost all the #iconic scenes i remember from childhood and i just find it so charming as, like, the blueprint of the eventual behemoth that comic book movies would become. it's corny and campy but idc. i am here to see 30 year old tobey maguire get spitballs thrown at him from other 30 year olds.
#4. spider-man 2 (2004)
this one is a little more put-together than its predecessor, though i found doc oc a bit less fun than green goblin. they gave kirsten a shade of red that worked better on her, god bless. the classic superhero dilemma of personal life vs superhero life is well explored. the subway scene is Iconic. and the credits music is vindicated by dashboard confessional hell yeah
#5. far from home (2019)
this one was a bit of a mixed bag for me, the pacing in the first half felt off, some of the plot was contrived, i wasn't really digging mysterio until the twist reveal, the idea of nick fury demanding this teenager do all this shit bc no one else will take his calls just irritated me on principle. can u all let my spider son live, damn
but i love tom spidey, i liked seeing the fallout of endgame -- pros and cons of a shared universe. i love zendaya as mj and while she's still underused she's a little less underused in this film, i think peter/mj are super sweet and the best of the spiderman movie love stories. i thought the doxxing twist was an interesting place to take it. it had some pretty funny scenes. i laughed my ass off at the dramatic black and white zoom of jake gyllenhaal
#6. spider-man 3 (2007)
listen i actually fucking love like 70% of this film. topher grace as Photography's Bad Boy? gr8, every line of topher grace's was funny to me. emo symbiote peter? hysterical INTENTIONAL cringe. you're meant to think he's a douchebag! the fanfic plot of harry getting bonked on the head and forgetting he hates peter? hysterical. the peter/mj/harry throuple? ot3
but all the sandman stuff, especially including the retcon about uncle ben's death, is dumb as hell. cut all of it out. it adds nothing and actively damages the rest of the movie. the ben retcon in particular makes NO sense and actively sucks, i pretend i do not see it.
#7. the amazing spider-man 2 (2014)
this movie is probably the worst film on the list by any objective measure but at least i got to laugh through all of dane dehaan's scenes. never before or since have i thought to myself, "i wish james franco was here". YOU'RE A FRAUD SPIDER-MAN
#8. the amazing spider-man (2012)
no thank you please
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a-warm-whisper · 3 years
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I've decided to go into this job with a new outlook on how I present myself in this job. For the FIRST TIME EVER I am just going to be myself.
I'm going to be honest
It's the start up of a new restaurant. The people all seem very nice and very relative. But they expect you to do your damn job, no bullshit. And I love that honestly. They are very fair and professional but they also understand we are all human, we mess up. Things happen that we didn't anticipate. They get that, but don't fuck with them and lie and just be a piece of shit, because they will not tolerate that.
So I've decided that I would benefit the most from just being myself. Yes, im weird. I think differently and im unusual by nature but I am a good worker. I come to work on time, I don't call off unless its an emergency (this has not always been the case but im going to try very hard at this job) I focus on my job when im there and do not let myself get involved in drama, I take criticism well and im always learning how to make myself do better. Im not a bad worker. Im just socially awkward.
In all my other jobs I've tried to become who I expected the employers wanted in an employee. Which I guess is fine but that meant not being myself. Lying about what I enjoy, how I do things, how my family is, my thoughts on everything. I just chose what I thought they would want to hear. But its different here already, and im older now (which sounds dumb but it makes a difference)
I can't change who I am, nor do I really want to. So why lie. Im a weirdo, a dork, a...nerd. I didn't enjoy school, but it ended up fine. I didn't do well through college, but that's fine. Im not an outgoing person, im okay with that. I get very nervous doing public things. I enjoy spending my time at home or doing small things. I panic in crowds. I dislike big open spaces. I would rather be in the woods than at a party or family gathering. I am NOT big on family, because mine sucks, sorry fam. I love my boyfriend and I wouldn't trade him for the attractive bartender. I would rather read than have a conversation with someone. I love video games but im not an Otaku, I am a weeb though and idc. Ive been watching anime a long time. I don't do things the way most people do and I dont feel things emotionally like most people do because its called ~trauma~ and im big on mental health issues.
I just am tired of being someone else. Someone im not. So when I go into this job I'm just going to be goofy, nerdy, anime watching, book loving, forest dwelling little ol me. A 70 year old stuck in a 30 year old body. And i love it. For the most part im okay with how I am. (Of course we all have things we'd like to work on or improve)
But im not going to lie and im going to work hard because I feel like at this place they actually reward you for working hard. And they want to select assistant managers and im going to push for that, but if I don't get it thats okay. Im socially handicapped I understand. But its something to work for. And I just want to work on being good. Being warm. Working hard. Being good for myself. So I can be proud of who I am.
Omg. This went on for far too long but im just overwhelmed with anticipation and scared but ready to push forward. I sound so corny. I hate it. But hey, whatevs.
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shouldvebeenme · 3 years
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itoh ragnarok is my fav mcu movie (I only ever paid attn to the thor franchise idc about the mcu actually I hate it a lot) but I rly understand where y'all were coming from w that "that's not the same loki" stuff now I'm seriously gonna retcon this fuckass stupid dumb idiot beavis and butthead ass looks like it belongs in a bug's life ass transphobic ass ugly color graded ass a middle schooler could have done a better job ass show out of my head. stupid fucking show. that's not loki that's just some guy. stupid clown ass corny as fuck show
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