#cookie run x male reader
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femboy s/o hcs ; pastel meringue cookie
requested by ; anonymous (15/03/23)
fandom(s) ; cookie run
fandom masterlist(s) ; hub | specific
character(s) ; pastel meringue cookie
outline ; “Hello love ^^ May I request a pastel meringue cookie x male reader (femboy reader if possible 👉👈) who also really likes frilly and pastel color outfits? I think it’s so cute that we get to have a male cookie who’s into cute pink stuff like me!!
Maybe pastel meringue makes cute outfits for his male s/o to try on and even asks his s/o to model his outfits for other cookies to see because he just wants to show how pretty his partner is x3”
warning(s) ; none, just fluff!
you two are 100% a match made in heaven
like pastel meringue has finally found his ideal partner and his ideal model in one person, and you’ve found someone who shares your love of all things cute and that can provide you with the outfits you love to wear
he starts making and designing clothing with you and your tastes in mind to the extent that it feels wrong to have any other model wear it
but that’s hardly a downside since he loves showing you off to other people — and he loves seeing you in clothes he’s designed
most of his designs are incredibly intricate and expensive to create, which translates to long hours spent in his office and his work room
but when he’s working he loves having you around to bounce ideas off of and just chat to
which also means plenty of discussions are had over a tray of confections and a good few cups of tea — usually consisting of you both fawning over each other, his designs and throwing ideas back and forth as to how you could make each item cuter
he’ll base everything off of your proportions — every skirt or dress, every blouse or blazer, every pair of shorts or stockings
everything is styled on you
and all of it’s made in pastel with plenty of frills and other fancy details, of course
he thinks you’re the cutest thing ever and insists on taking you with him to every gala and competition and runway and business gathering to show you off
which, of course, means plenty of new outfits designed with the sole purpose of demonstrating how wonderful you look (and how exceptional his skills as a designer are)
you do have matching outfits, of course, but he loves seeing you in things that he wouldn’t normally wear (usually due to the restrictions of his work)
like, for example, he thinks you look awesome in skirts and designs them for you often — but because he works around machinery a lot he doesn’t want to run the risk of getting distracted and catching his clothes in a machine, so he wouldn’t wear them himself
the frillier the outfit the better and there can never be too many layers are basically his life mottos when it comes to his work
so expect a lot of intricate, detailed, cute clothes to be added to your wardrobe
he also brags about you a lot to other people, always mentioning how cute his boyfriend is and how amazing you look in his clothes — even pointing you out when you’re modelling to show off how proud he is of you
this is a hill he’s willing to die on and he’s gotten into arguments with a good few people who aren’t too fond of your shared love of a cutesy aesthetic
#sleepingdeath#male reader#fluff#cookie run fluff#cookie run x reader#cookie run x male reader#fluff hcs#cro x reader#cro fluff#pastel meringue cookie x reader
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[Golden cheese cookie taps her lap]
M!Reader : .....your telling me you called me all this way to your throne room just to tell me to sit on your lap?
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Golden cheese cookie : Lap still feeling pretty empty dear~
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M!Reader : [sighs] fine...
[Golden cheese cookie's thoughts]
yay •v•
#golden cheese crk#crk#golden cheese cookie x reader#reader x golden cheese cookie#golden cheese cookie#cookie run x reader#reader x cookie run#cookie run kingdom x reader#reader x cookie run kingdom#male reader#cookie run kingdom#cookie run
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I’ll Miss You (Divorcing the Ancient Cookies)
Angst really was overdue for a while! Sometimes, it’s for the best in these situations..
You noticed that Pure Vanilla was rather bright and friendly towards White Lily, even more-so then he was with you. You tried to ignore it and try to say it was just their friendship being nice to justify it, but it became harder to do so when you saw how nice he was her.
When Pure Vanilla came home to your castle’s chambers, he already knew by the atmosphere that something was wrong, he was worried as he asked what was wrong?
You announced separation.
He was already crying as he pleaded with you to reconsider, he didn’t mean to make you feel neglected, he was so sorry, you were way more important to him. He kept pleading as tears overwhelmed his eyes, voice shaky beyond belief.
Time would go by, you two would remain friends…but Pure Vanilla will forever be haunted with the guilt of losing you…you didn’t deserve to lose him…his heart couldn’t bear to see you with another cookie…
He will never love anyone else as much as you….
Hollyberry was always going out, traveling the lands and fighting ferocious monsters. They were only once in a while, but they started to get more and more frequent…leaving you alone at home more and more. You tried to stick it out, but it only ended up hurting more and more…until you made the painful decision to announce separation.
If she wanted to be free to venture the world with nothing tying her down…then you’ll set her free…
You had never seen someone go a complete 180 in personality. She ran straight towards you and enveloped in one of her crushing hugs. No…no! You two cannot separate…not now…not ever! She did want to travel the farthest reaches of Earthbread and fight the most terrible monsters…but she did not want to lose you…
You returned the hug as you tell her you’ll always love her. This only made her cry harder as she realized how much she’ll miss you too, it felt like agony. She whispers in your ear that she loves you too. She loves you so, so, so much…
Every cookie in the kingdom could tell Hollyberry wasn’t nearly as jolly and cheery as she used to be, her heart felt empty without you. She can never shake off this agonizing feeling of her broken heart.
She didn’t care nor want adventure and excitement from fighting monsters…what she truly wanted was you…
Dark Cacao was paranoid, he wanted that wall fortified by any means necessary, he dedicated all his time and effort to making sure the kingdom’s defenses were in top shape to fend off any siege. You were proud of him for being protective and considerate of his kingdom and the cookies within, but you felt like he was growing more and more distant with you.
It didn’t help that his advisor, Affogato Cookie, insisted that Dark Cacao focused on the castle, it had to be able to fend off a whole army! Cacao promised time and time again that tonight would be the night dedicated to the both of you. Cue him being too busy about the Wall again…another evening together…never fulfilled.
It was clear that his kingdom was his top priority and while you fine with it, it still hurt you to see that he won’t step away from a moment to show that he still loves you, nor keep to his promises of time together.
He’ll be the most collected of the ancients when came time to separate, but on the inside was his emotions go haywire. He’ll be insistent that THIS TIME, he’ll drop everything this evening to spend with you! Please give him this chance…
He struggled to keep himself together when around you, it made his heart ache when he saw you talk to cookies with the kindness and happy mood that you used to talk to him with. It made his regrets go through the roof.
He promises to get you back…in one way or another…
You were left wondering these days if Golden Cheese valued her gold and treasures more then she did valuing you. She says that she needed to keep up her reputation and alike, but when she showed more excitement for the gifts her subjects brought her then your homemade ones, it made you wonder if you were loving her enough…
You tried and tried to make gifts that were up to her standards, but…nothing seemed to work. The guilt of you believing that you were not enough to make her feel loved anymore grew worse and worse…until the thought of splitting came to you. Golden acheese deserved someone who was capable of making her happy, capable of making gifts that made her happy…
She flew into a fit of sorrow and rage, who was telling you that she didn’t love you enough?! They will pay for their rancid nonsense! She didn’t want to believe that she was the one to tank your relationship, hurting you is the last thing she wanted to do! It would take you and some of her subjects holding her close to calm her down.
It would finally dawn on her that she had no excuses, she under-appreciated you and your efforts. She allowed her desire to be spoiled in her riches to take over, she regretted this so much…your homemade presents have so much more value, she didn’t deserve them…
The castle felt empty with you gone, she didn’t have the energy to mercilessly rule over her subjects, she actually grew to detest the shiny gifts her subjects gave her, it was a constant reminder that amongst all these riches, she lost the one treasure that shined to her the most..
She’d even sell her whole kingdom just to have the chance to earn you and your trust again….all these riches…they didn’t matter anymore….only you mattered
No.
White Lily is not even going to get it to that point, you’re her special cookie. She’s ready to drop her pursuit for the creation of a perfect cookie if she detects that it’s affecting you in any way and capacity.
But by the off chance that it does, she’ll already be all over you, crying and pleading that no magic was any more special then you. She’s completely willing to give it all up to keep you by her side! Walking away won’t do you any good, she’s already clung her arms around your legs.
She won’t let mere pieces of paper stand in her way, they didn’t matter to her in the slightest. She loves you too much to let you go that easily. She’s terrified that once she lets you go, she’ll never be able to hold onto you ever again…
Similar to Pure Vanilla but to even worse extent. She can never move on from you, the mere thought of giving her love to another or you doing so broke her heart…she wouldn’t want to move on anyway. You were hers as she belonged to you…
She was nothing without you…you…are her everything…
#cookie run x reader#cookie run x you#cr x reader#crk x reader#cookie run kingdom x reader#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#cr kingdom#female x reader#male x reader#dark cacao cookie#hollyberry cookie#pure vanilla cookie#white lily cookie#golden cheese cookie#cookie run angst
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Longan x masc knight reader? Like original there to kill Longan but then end up puddling and being all happy, fluff :3
YESSSS
There you stood in Dragon's Valley, facing down the biggest and baddest dragon. Longan Dragon Cookie. You saw the stone forms of cookies scattered about.
Then you came face-to-face with them. You were frozen. Not in fear, nor due to being turned to stone, but more so in...wonder. They were massive-bigger than ANY COOKIE you'd ever seen.
"Well, Knight? What's the holdup?" They asked, raising an eyebrow. "Aren't you here to try where others failed?"
You nod your head for a moment before going to shake your head. "n..not anymore...you're...amazing..." You gasped.
They hummed, getting closer to you. "Such a curious cookie...most would crumble upon looking upon my form...how curious...I think I will keep an eye on you..." They said, picking you up.
"O-Okay!" You squeaked.
Over the course of the night, you two get close and snuggle a little.
Sorry it's a little short, hope you enjoy nonetheless!
#longan dragon cookie#cookie run longan dragon cookie x reader#cookie run longan dragon cookie x male reader#cookie run longan dragon cookie x male knight reader
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❝ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃᵍᵉˢ ᵘⁿᵗᵒˡᵈ, ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ᵉⁿᵛᵉˡᵒᵖᵉᵈ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵃʳᵏⁿᵉˢˢ... ❞
abyss monarch cookie x male reader.
genre. fluff.
a/n. i am currently writing this while getting ready for the day so it might not be that good, my apologies.
“What happened to your face?” You asked, running your hand over the black goo that was stuck to his face. You couldn’t see a thing under it, but you could hear him groan in response from where you sat on top of his lap.
You weren’t exactly sure how long you were there, but the sun had already set. His piercing green eyes stared at you, not listening to a word that you were saying.
They only seemed to be able to focus on one spot—your lips. He knew that you were scolding him from being so reckless, knowing that you couldn't go with him to the underwater city and protect him. Even if he didn't need protecting.
"Abyss, are you even listening?" You called out after cleaning his face. He looked up at you, shaking his head in response. It was clear that he wasn't really paying attention to what you were saying. "Why do you keep doing this?" Your fingers reached up to wipe the black goo off of his nose. He leaned into the touch. "You know that I'll always worry about you. Don'cha?"
Abyss's half lidded eyes kept staring at your lips, wanting to kiss you until you both couldn't breath anymore. His tentacles wrapped around your waist, holding you close to him. A low growl left his throat as he pulled you closer towards him. He buried his face in your neck, breathing in your scent deeply.
"Y/N, don't..." He whispered against your skin. "Don't go. Not yet." His grip tightened around you. You frowned, knowing that both of you would have to part eventually.
You began to run your finger through his blue hair. Abyss lifted his head slightly to look at you, his green eye meeting yours. A smile made its way onto your face.
“Okay, but promise me one thing, okay?” He nodded his head in response. “Promise me that if you ever get hurt... if something happens... I'll come find ya. Okay? Promise me that you'll stay safe, no matter what happens. Promise me, Abyss.”
"I promise." "Good." You took him by surprise as you kissed him. He pulled you closer, deepening the kiss and wrapping his tentacles tighter around you. Abyss was definitely more aggressive than he used to be, but he was still sweet. He was just trying to make up for lost time.
You were the light of his life. The sun that gave him hope. Without you, he would be nothing.
#꒰🌀꒱ ࣪𓂂 ׅ ᴼⁿˡʸ ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ ˢᵉᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵗʳᵘᵉ ʷᵒʳᵗʰ! ꒱࿐ ִ ۫#crk x reader#cookie run x reader#cookie run ovenbreak x reader#crob x reader#abyss monarch cookie#abyss monarch cookie x reader#x gn reader#x gender neutral reader#x reader#x m reader#x male reader#female readers dni
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🐈⬛ I wanna throw a cute idea at you if it's okay! Cheddar Cheese teasing Macaroni, because Macaroni is crushing HARD on (male) reader
Like, Mac n Cheese are at a diner on break or something , sees Reader and greets him and Mac gets flustered and Cheddar playfully teases them about it :3
"So... How long are you planning to wait until you ask him out?"
Macaroni nearly choked on the coffee that was prepared, coughing into Macaroni's hand as Macaroni was very much caught off-guard.
"What? Didn't think I'd see how you smiled at him as he passed by just now?" Cheddar Cheese gave Macaroni a smirk, which only made Macaroni's blush grow brighter, completely flustered by the situation Macaroni was in. Macaroni didn't think Cheddar Cheese out of all people would call Macaroni out- and in a public diner, no less!
"That's- that's none of yuhr' business." Macaroni hopelessly sputtered out. Cheddar Cheese chuckled when Macaroni was practically shooting daggers at the other detective with Macaroni's glare.
"Is he the reason why you chose this place, Macaroni? Seems pretty convenient that your crush is a part-time waiter here." Of course, the detective was quite blunt with the observations made. "Hm.. Not like I can blame you of course."
"W-What's 'dat supposed to mean?" Macaroni asked, to which Cheddar Cheese could only shrug.
"You're as smart as me, Macaroni. You can figure it out."
"Don't tease me like this..." Macaroni grumbled, glancing away as Macaroni could see you across the diner, speaking to one of the waitresses behind the counter. Not Macaroni's fault that you were so handsome... wait a second-
"Don't try and say he's handsome!" Macaroni blurted out, looking back at Cheddar Cheese.
"I never said he was." Cheddar Cheese pointed out.
Macaroni groaned, covering Macaroni's face in embarrassment. Curse you, Cheddar Cheese...
#🎭shadow writing!#🤡request clowns!#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#cookie run oneshot#macaroni cookie#cheddar cheese cookie#reader cookie#y/n cookie#macaroni x reader#macaroni x male!reader#male!reader#male!y/n#agender macaroni#agender cheddar cheese#no pronouns macaroni#no pronouns cheddar cheese
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Hello can I request a platonic Almond Cookie + ex friend detective reader Headcannon?
Plot:Almond and the reader used to be best friends during detective Academy but they had a falling out because of what crimes were more important magical ones or non magical ones so they went their separate ways and never seen each other in many years but one day they cross paths to take down a common enemy but of course they butt heads with each othert hroughout the thing but after a incident it caused them to fixed their relationship a little.
(You got it! :D)
Almond Cookie x Ex friend!Reader !!headcanons!!
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Characters:
Almond Cookie: He/Him (Almond I love you but you are a dumbass- detective magic dude)
Y/N: Gn, so any pronouns (also a detective but not for magic crimes-)
Roguefort Cookie: He/Him (oh this sly motherfucker is wanted by the both of you bc of his sly ass crimes-)
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Okay so first, You don't know how you two meet each other again even after all that time but let's just say plot magic- (nah you were both chasing Roguefort Cookie-)
You both started bickering, while getting back on the chase, he was there because he used magic improperly to infiltrate highly contained facilities
You were there because he was breaking a entertaining and STEALING shit that didn't belong to him (he would've stolen your heart but you would kick him in the balls- </3)
But since RogueFort Cookie heard all your arguing behind him and since he's a sly, and sadistic motherfucker, he set a trap for you both to get stuck in! Like bugs in a spiders web
And it worked! Through both of your dumb bickering you two were non the wiser! You got to see yourself tied to Almond as Roguefort laughed and got away, let's just say you had a even bigger argument-
But during that you started reminiscing about the all times when you two were at the magic academy, you were two peas in a pod before going separate ways due to your different views, asked him why you two had to break of the friendship you both held dear to
He didn't have a answer, he was sad just as much as you.
So you apologized, as well as he and you started the chase again!
Roguefort didn't expect you two get out so quickly but he liked a good Chase! But not where he lost the thing he was STEALING-
Because you shot it out of his hand and Almond caught it, You both knew you could catch him alone with just you two but you both got what you needed!
You and almond still had different views and God knows you argued about it but this healed your relationship a bit more
Almond decided to take you and him to a pub, as a small reward that you two needed.
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Another one done! Loves this idea!
#cookie run kingdom x reader#crk x reader#almond cookie x reader#almond cookie x male reader#almond cookie x female reader#almond cookie x non binary reader
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Help me please
#yandere pokémon#x male reader#yandere x male reader#mystery yanderes#yandere bnha#mystery yandere#yandere mha#random talks#bnha x male reader#mha x male reader#yandere ideas#yandere animal crossing#yandere cookie run#yandere cookie run kingdom#yandere deltarune#yandere male x male reader#yandere fnaf#yandere security breach#yandere wordgirl x male reader#yandere wordgirl
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reblogs for reach would be mighty appreciated !! ♡ [bonus; REQUESTS ARE OPEN !!!!!!!! pls archons im desperate-]
#nothirstonmain.og#x reader insert#x male reader#x reader#genshin x reader#x male y/n#x gn reader#x gn y/n#genshin x y/n#genshin x you#cookie run x reader#cookie run x you#crk x reader#om! x reader#obey me x reader#obey me x mc#obey me x you#obey me x y/n#obey me x gender neutral reader#male reader insert#stuffing this with tags idc i want REACHHH#hsr x reader#hsr x you#hsr x y/n#hsr x gender neutral reader#hsr x male reader#pjsk x reader#prosekai x reader#genshin sagau#sagau x reader
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Hello! Welcome to my blog!
Names Kyo, I go by he/him!
In my blog I write and occasionally post art.
DNI-
Do not interact if you,
Support incest
Support p3dos
Support… Basically illegal stuff. (I do write topics with murder and dangerous subjects, I do not condone any acts in my writing though)
Fandoms I write for!
Cult of the Lamb (COTL)
Five nights at freddys (FNAF, FNAF SB, all of it)
Cookie Run Kingdom (ONLY kingdom)
Genshin Impact (I do NOT write for past Sumeru story line)
Sally Face
Danganronpa (all games!)
What I do and dont write:
Do:
Character x reader (I DO NOT write for female readers, only male and NB!)
Character x (platonic) child reader
Angst (With or without comfort)
Choice driven storys! (I will only have two active at a time but feel free to request!) ONE SLOT AVAILABLE
Fluff
Transgender readers
Autistic readers (be specific with the traits please)
Donts:
Nsfw
Smut
P3doph1l1a
Incest
R4p3
Female readers (im sorry about that, imagine she/her pronouns in NB stories lol)
Illegal stuff
Yanderes (maybe one day, its out of my comfort currently
Characters x characters
Characters x OCs
Kyo- My request are CLOSED but I am very slow at responding and new too Tumblrs system! Dont be scared as I would love to hear what people want written! If you plan on requesting multiple times, give yourself a nickname! This helps me a lot due to my dumb little brain. Just be specific with what you request :D
Currently stuffed with request and starting college, will be doing a fuck ton of writing soon :D
What I am working on currently:
-Micheal Afton x medium reader (not requested)
-FNAF SB Dress up animatronic reader (interactive story) (requested)
#fnaf sb x male reader#fnaf sb x reader#cotl x reader#cotl x male reader#sally face x reader#sally face x male reader#genshin impact x reader#genshin impact x male reader#cookie run kingdom x reader#cookie run kingdom x male reader#fnaf x male reader#fnaf x reader#fnaf sb x child reader#fnaf x child reader#danganronpa x reader#danganronpa x male reader
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₊˚⊹🍷﹕hangover﹒˚₊
❧ pairing: vampire cookie x reader (masc)
❧ genre: fluff
❧ requested by: anon
❧ summary: vampire spends a little too much time at sparkling’s bar. you start to worry for him since he drinks so much. you end up having to take care of him often.
❧ warnings: mild mentions of addiction, drinking, and alcohol. read with caution!
❧ song: https://youtube.com/watch?v=kRUyRuouppw
❧ notes: help i don’t think i’ve ever written 4 vamp i hope i got his personality right 😭 anyway side note for the anon; i didn’t know if u wanted hcz or a oneshot so i did a oneshot, sorry if thtz not what u wanted !! also sorry itz kinda short n sucky, i got burnt out while writing </3
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ah, another night, another 24 hour challenge at sparkling’s bar. vampire had a bad habit of staying at his buddy’s bar for far too long. he was there so long that even herb and mint choco had left already. “heeey….sparkling buddy…” vampire hicked, slowly picking his head up from the tabletop. sparkling responded with a tired sigh, already knowing what his friend was going to ask for, “yes, vampire?”
“can i get another glass of wiiine….pretty please…” the drunken man gave sparkling the most charming smile that he could muster. “you’ve already had…” sparkling paused to count the emptied glasses scattered across the table. “…6 glasses. no more, vamp, sorry. (Y/N) would probably kick my ass if i gave you any more,” the yellow haired man said, turning back around to continuously clean dirty glasses. vampire groaned, his face melding back onto the tabletop, “he’d be fine with it, y’know he just worries too muchhh…” he didn’t get a response out of sparkling, so he just decided to shut up and listen to the quiet squeaking sound of cloth rubbing onto thin glass.
the man behind the counter piped up again, “he’ll be here soon to get you, by the way.” the thought of leaving the bar made vampire groan once more. “sparklinggg…buddy…..you can convince him to let me stay right? and have more wine……right..” vampire cooed, trying to convince his friend to let him stay. “we’ve been here 5 hours after closing,” sparkling looked at his friend with a disgruntled face. he kinda just wanted to go home rather than babysit vampire all night. that was your job, after all.
and there you were, finally coming to retrieve the drunken man. “i’m so sorry sparkling, i should’ve come sooner,” you frantically huffed out an apology, running up to the bar. “no worries! as long as i finally get to go home,” the bartender cheered, gathering up his things. you turn to vampire, gently grabbing his hand. his skin was pretty warm due to the amount of alcohol he had consumed. “ughhhhh…no…i don’t wanna leave..” he hissed drunkenly. “well too bad. you should’ve left 5 hours ago, dear,” you scolded him as you somehow managed to lift him up. and so you left, but not before giving sparkling a little tip for the inconvenience.
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“you worry too muchhh…” vampire grumbled as you sat him on the couch. he was still pretty intoxicated. “of course i’m worried, dumbass. you have a crippling alcohol addiction and you don’t know how to drink responsibly,” you always tried to convince him he had a problem, but he simply thought you were being dramatic. “no i don’t….” he started with the same false excuse as usual, “and i do drink responsibly, thank you very much….” you loved this man, but you also wanted to feed him garlic at the same time. “you’re the only one that thinks that,” you sigh.
“says who?” vampire stares at you with his deep purple eyes, expecting you to give him a fake response. “me, sparkling, alchemist….” you start listing cookies that personally know him and acknowledge his major problem. “okay…..okay..i get it…” he huffed, rolling up into his thin cloak. “see? you should listen to me more often,” you take on a softer tone as you speak, sitting down next to the swaddled bloodsucker. “won’t do!” his words make you sigh, “of course you won’t. now shut up and sleep at least.” however, unsurprisingly, he was already asleep.
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one minute. you were gone for one minute and maybe a few seconds. you couldn’t be gone long though because the fire alarm started going off. “you were just asleep! how the hell did you almost burn the apartment down?” this had to be some type of world record. fastest time to almost burn down a kitchen and apartment complex. “i just wanted a pb&j…..and you weren’t there to help me so i did it myself!” vampire, for whatever reason, was proud of what he did. “i think i did good! don‘tcha think?” he added, eating whatever sandwich scraps weren’t burnt to a crisp. “you- you almost burnt the building down! you don’t put the peanut butter and jelly in the toaster, just the bread!” you groan in annoyance, taking care of the poor toaster. “key word is almost! i didn’t actually do it, so it’s fine,” the man shrugged nonchalantly, not understanding why you were so worried. “i’m never letting you step foot in the kitchen ever again.”
your night consisted of constantly keeping an eye on vampire, making sure he didn’t do anymore dumb shit. so far he tried to stick a fork in an outlet, tried to put his hand in the garbage disposal (while it was turned on), and the toaster incident from earlier. this is by far the worst he’s acted while intoxicated, you were so surprised the two of you weren’t dead yet. now, he was asleep again. you knew that wouldn’t last long though, he would wake up soon and do something stupid like before.
“i want another sandwich…” and there he is, awake again. “no, not after earlier,” you look over at him. he was still wrapped up in his cloak, just kinda laying there. he looked pretty peaceful for someone who almost put a fork in an outlet hours before. you wished that you could be all cozy like that, but you had to keep watch over him.
“are you still worried about the toaster thing..?” vampire looked up at you, an oddly concerned look in his gaze. “well, duh, obviously. you could’ve killed like 500 people by starting a fire,” looking down at the bloodsucker, a scoff came out of you. “y’know you don’t have to worry so much.. i’m prettyyy much kind of sober now..” he hicked, sitting up a little to lean on you. you didn’t believe he was sober at all, but he was definitely a little less intoxicated. you felt his cape cover over your shoulder slightly, “you should relax with me…” he muttered. “fuck it. i’m tired,” you sigh, leaning up into his cape, further covering yourself. the both of you are able to sleep peacefully without starting anymore *almost* fires.
#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#cookie run x reader#cookie run kingdom x reader#cookie run self insert#self insert#x reader#masc reader#male reader#x male reader#x masc reader#vampire cookie#vampire cookie x reader
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preserving heat ; 18+
requested by ; anonymous (01/05/23)
word count ; 1362
content ; threesome, stomach bulging, slim reader, double penetration
fandom ; cookie run
pairing ; milk cookie x male reader x purple yam cookie
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You’d spent the better part of the evening huddled in your sleeping bag with your thickest blanket tucked up to your chin, too cold to do anything but fester in the pitiful “warmth” provided by your tent. Though the thin fabric barrier between yourself and the outside world did little to muffle the chattering of your teeth and your incessant shuffling about as you tried, in vain, to find a position that would provide you some minimal amount of additional heat to where you were a few seconds before.
It didn’t take long for these sounds to start grating on Purple Yam Cookie, the small amount of patience he still managed to cling onto being quickly eroded by your not-as-quiet-as-intended personal struggle against the elements. And, in order to prevent the other man from becoming either homicidal or suicidal, Milk Cookie popped his head in your tent and provided a solution that had your mouth falling agape and Purple Yam looking more startled than angry.
A threesome.
‘We,’ he gestured between himself and his barbarian partner, ‘are much, well, larger than you and give off way more body heat as a result. The close proximity and movement should warm you up and wear you out, meaning that you can get to sleep and you,’ he looked pointedly at Purple Yam Cookie, ‘don’t have to listen to him shuffling around anymore. It only makes sense,’
When he didn’t receive any response beyond silent, confused staring, he faltered and flushed. Much quieter and unsure of himself when he spoke up again.
‘Or we could find another solution, I suppose,’
‘I mean I’m fine with it,’ you managed, voice coming out in a higher pitch than intended, coughing into your fist before continuing, ‘but I don’t think we even have the right things to do it safely. Like we don’t even have lube -’
‘We do actually,’ Purple Yam interrupted, having finally found his voice, ‘bought it back in Hollyberry, thought it’d come in handy,’
‘Oh.’
‘Then we’re all up for it?’ Milk continued, smiling broadly when two confirmations followed, ‘Excellent! Now, I’ll go fetch the lubricant…’
And that’s when the most interesting fuck of your life started.
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The position you found yourself in was compromising to say the very least: Milk Cookie was in front of you, large warm hands grasping at your thighs and helping you wrap them around his waist; Purple Yam Cookie was behind you, calloused and scarred hands playing with your nipples and pressing his broad chest against your back; you were sandwiched between them, one hand resting on Milk’s chest and the other reaching behind you to grasp at Purple Yam’s shoulder, steadying yourself as you adjusted to the feeling of being so filled. Of having two large, throbbing cocks stuffed into your ass, mercifully still as you gasped and whimpered and adjusted your position to help minimise the ache and strain of it all.
After a few minutes of these minor alterations, the pain had finally settled enough for you to be okay with them moving; a hum that sounded closer to a whimper and a nod that you were just about able to manage. Though, thankfully, that was all they needed.
The feeling of the two of them moving inside of you was strange to say the least. Pleasurable and enjoyable, sure, but it was far from coordinated or synchronised.
Milk Cookie was much more gentle and cautious in his movements, gradually pulling out until just the tip of his cock was inside of you before slowly pushing back in, only stopping when he was fully sheathed inside of you. Calculating enough to watch your expressions and gauge where your p-spot was in order to try and catch it with every thrust and smiling proudly every time you whimpered or moaned or dug your nails further into the pale skin of his chest.
Purple Yam Cookie, meanwhile, was much harsher in his treatment — fucking rather than loving, pounding rather than thrusting and just generally doing everything he could to make a mess of you. His calloused hands were groping at your stomach and chest, toying with your nipples as he relentlessly slammed his hips against yours — his pace shallow and quick and deliciously rough. So harsh that every collision had your body being sent crashing forwards into Milk Cookie’s chest and leaving you unable to do anything but cry out and cling to the two men you were trapped between.
Amongst all of the chaos, you found your eyes drifting between Milk Cookie’s focused expression and your stomach. Specifically, the prominent, twin bulges that moved and slid against each other in time with the thrusts of the two men inside of you — filling you so substantially that you could see them even from the outside for how big they were.
The thought made your head spin and your dick throb.
An ache that was compounded by the practically pornographic sounds that were escaping the men on either side of you: the bitten back grunts and moans that Milk Cookie was trying to muffle by biting his lips; the unrelenting, unabashed moans and grunts that were freely escaping Purple Yam Cookie; the sound of skin slapping against skin combined with the wet sloshing of the lubricant as they slid in and out of your needy asshole. It was all too much and yet, somehow, not enough.
The air was cold but by now you were boiling, inside and out. Veins heated by the white hot pleasure that was flowing through them like a rich liquor. The skin on your back on fire from the overwhelming body heat of the warrior that was pressed so tightly against you that you could feel his heartbeat thrumming against your shoulders — and trace the outline of every scar that was digging into your skin. Your lungs were burning, desperate for air as you continued to moan and whimper and groan and grunt despite yourself — overwhelmed by all of the pleasure you were experiencing.
Overwhelmed until you were given that final push in the form of a well timed brush of Milk Cookie’s pelvis against your neglected cock, and fell over the edge of climax. Falling with a mind filled with thoughts in the shapes of thick cocks and wandering hands, with their moans and grunts and groans echoing repeatedly — the erotic backdrop to your orgasm. Your heart was racing, your lungs were burning, your vision was filled with splotches and blurs of white light, and you were too far gone to do anything but moan and cry out and let out damn-near-incoherent pleas for more.
And it was your climax — and the sounds you made and the way you looked — that proved to be the undoing of the other two men.
Purple Yam came first: burying himself in you entirely and filling your ass with his cum as he finished with a startlingly loud cry of ‘fuck’. His grip, which had since moved down to your sides, became bruising and his head fell forwards to rest on top of yours — with you just about able to see his dreads falling over your shoulders in the corners of your eyes.
Then went Milk Cookie, who came with a final stuttering thrust and a whimper that sounded close to a prayed before his head fell back and his mouth fell open. Not bothering to pull out and just letting the mixture of his and Purple Yam’s seed slowly seep out of your hole — onto them and you and the floor.
The three of you stayed like that for a while, unmoving and just basking in the afterglow as you all collectively came down from your highs. Catching your breath, waiting for your trembling limbs to stabilise so you didn’t fall and revelling in the feeling of being full (or filling you) until their dicks were too soft and they were forced to pull out and help you lay back down.
You were exhausted and covered in a mixture of cum and sweat — but, as good as their word, they had helped you warm up. But, either way, you couldn’t find it in you to complain.
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Golden cheese cookie : ......
[Starts tearing up]
Golden cheese cookie : Servant!
Servant : Yes my queen?
Golden cheese cookie : Go to the Kingdom and find the best gift you can find! use all of my gold to find THE perfect gift for my Y/N cookie!
Servant : Understood my queen!
Golden cheese cookie (still tearing up) : This is by far the best gift anyone has ever given me Y/N cookie! I will treasure this gift for as long as I live!
M!Reader cookie : .....
[He gave her a teddy bear]
#male reader#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#cookie run x reader#reader x cookie run#cookie run kingdom x reader#reader x cookie run kingdom#golden cheese cookie x reader#reader x golden cheese cookie#golden cheese crk#golden cheese cookie#crk
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The Incorrect Quote Cookie Jar V1.5
Apologies for going dead for a while, sometimes I’m motivated to do a couple posts, sometimes I just post whenever. An Easter short is arriving soon! I might make a new part when I find enough quotes
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Kouign-Amann Cookie: Why does Y/N Cookie call you baby-girl?
Prune Juice Cookie: [blushing intensely] How about we stop talking for a little while!
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Y/N Cookie: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Peppercorn Cookie:
Peppercorn Cookie: I'm gonna tell them.
Centipede Cookie: Don't you dare.
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Light Cream Cookie: Y/N Cookie , are you drinking… drinking hydrogen peroxide?!
Y/N Cookie: It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!
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Lotus Dragon Cookie: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Y/N Cookie: And I need you to be less vague and weird.
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Golden Cheese Cookie, near tears: Please, Y/N Cookie, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!
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Y/N Cookie: Well, Frost Queen Cookie and I finally did it!
The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
Y/N Cookie: That's right...We kissed!
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Pure Vanilla Cookie: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Dark Cacao Cookie: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Y/N Cookie walks in*
Dark Cacao Cookie: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
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Sea Fairy Cookie: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Moonlight Cookie: Did Y/N Cookie say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Sea Fairy Cookie: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
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Y/N Cookie: Have you heard of Murphy’s law? The one where if something can go wrong, it will go wrong?
Jungleberry Cookie: Yeah, I have.
Y/N Cookie: Have you heard of Cole’s law?
Jungleberry Cookie: Is this a joke about coleslaw?
Y/N Cookie: …maybe.
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Could we see some mint choco fluff with a masc reader on their first date 👀
Sure!
You adjusted your vest nervously. Your first date, and you felt like you were underdressed. A polo, a vest, dress pants, and sneakers? What were you, a college student going to prom? You sighed, jumping as you heard a knock at your door.
Quickly grabbing your bag, you rushed to answer. "Sorry, hon, this was the nicest outfit I had and-" You were cut off as Mint Choco Cookie kissed you.
"You look wonderful, dear." He smiled, grabbing your hand. "Ready?"
You nodded nervously. "Y-Yeah...! Sorry, I-I've never been out on a date before..."
Mint Choco smiled warmly. "I'm glad I can be your first, then, my symphony!"
"Minty, wording...!" You chuckled, face bright red.
"O-Oh my! Sincere apologies! I-I'm glad I can be your first date!" Mint Choco chuckled.
"So, dinner and a movie?" Mint Choco nodded to answer your question.
"Mhm! I picked a movie I heard you wanted to watch for a while! Candle Wick Cookie 4! I know you enjoyed the last three, so I feel like you're gonna enjoy the fourth!" Mint Choco smiled.
"Awww....that's sweet!" You smiled.
"Let's get moving, hm?" You nodded, Mint Choco walking with you for your date night.
Hope ya enjoy! :D
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KICKS DOWN DOOR HEY >:] SO UHH YIPPEE NEW REQUEST BUT TJIS IS DIFFERENT EYEBROW RAISE
so u said that u can write for other fandoms including cookie run so i was like huh sfx and then i was like *flamingo voice* yes ! so ive come to make a silly little cookie run request (also if u need info on this silly fella theres a wiki page for him !)
maybe could u write a captain caviar cookie x male sea creature reader ? if we wanna double the factor of it all maybe make reader a siren ? uhhh yeah cool hits head on door frame i love this guy so much hes my little blorbo
-yippee anon
DAWWWW OF COURSE!!!
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Captain Caviar Cookie x MaleCreature! Siren Reader
Warm summer sun washed over the gritty sand and light blue ocean water, making it sparkle and show off it's clear, clean sand sitting on the bottom of the ocean. Lounging and sunbathing on one of the warm rock pool, you hummed softly. Singing with the birds, you closed your eyes as your tail got soaked in the waves that was softly splashing upwards on the shore.
"Your singing is quiet beautiful." A deep voice murmured to you. You opened one eye, giving a cheeky grin at the tall shadow covering your face from the sun.
"Y'think so?" You asked, showing off your array of pointed teeth.
He nodded, sitting next to you with a small thud as he crossed his arms, resting his jacket over his lap.
"Captain Caviar" he introduced lowly, keeping his expression neutral as he carefully watched your snarky expression.
"Oooo, lovely to meet you, Cav!" You purred before continuing, "Did you singin' attract you?" You asked, blinking dramatically up at the silent cookie who watched the waves lapped up at the shore.
"It was loud, and yes, it was quiet nice. Deep, soothing" Caviar's slowly smiled, nodding his head to his comment.
You blinked back, surprisingly shocked at his calm and neutral answers. Normally you would attract some desperate and lonely soul and, well, they kind of disappear. But with Mr. Cav, he was calm, looked too smart for any of your tricks. It was quiet, comforting.
You titled your head childishly showing off your pearly white teeth. "Ya think so?"
He slowly nodded, shifting in his spot, as he watched you. The sound of the crashing waves making white noise for the silence between you two.
"I do, it's calmin, soothin'. I like to be alone, y'see so sum singin' cheers my mood" He grinned.
You giggled in return, before closing your eyes. "Well sit back and enjoy"
He hummed softly, as you continued to sing.
The day turned to night, the water becoming ice cold and thats when you parted ways, promised to meet again.
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#strawberrycow writes#Captain Caviar Cookie x Male Siren Reader#cookie run#captain caviar cookie cookie run#siren reader
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