@meapluver everytime I say I like someone new:
Me: dude you know I like this one gi-
Her: is she blonde?
Me: wha-
Her: is she blonde?
Me: yes? I think idk I wasn’t rlly paying attention to her hair…why?
Her: because everyone you like is usually blond
Me: that’s not true-
Her: Scarlett Johansson
Me: shes not naturally blonde
Her: Billie Eilish
Me: okay…but her hair is always dyed
Her: Maya Hawke
Me: that’s just a coincidence
Her: name one person you like who isn’t blonde
Me:…. Our friend
Her: she doesn’t count.
Me:….Zendaya
Her: YOU DONT EVEN TALK ABOUT HER ANYMORE
me: I STILL LIKE HER…
Her: 🤨
Me:🙂
Me: Natasha Romanoff
Her: she’s Scarlett Johansson
Me: nooo I could be talking abt comic Natasha which she is red head therefore not blonde
Her: doesn’t work like that
Me: it does…plus I like her the most out of everyone and she’s not blonde so…I don’t have a type
Her: Isn’t your favorite hairstyle Natasha did was blonde
Me: no…I liked the red hair with blonde tips…it was cool…BUT I ALSO LIKE STRAIGHT HAIR NAT WHICH IS FULL ON RED
Her:…whatever Jewels at the end of the day you have a type…and that’s ok
Me: I don’t tho
Her: you do.
The one time (that I can find) they weren’t blonde^^^
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doing one of these cause i think it would be funny !!
If this post gets 5k notes, ill finally completely cut ties with my toxic ‘friend’ who constantly victimises herself and is honestly the most infuriating person on the planet
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Something something just because the dog isn't flashy doesn't mean it's not driven. Just because it's not screaming doesn't mean it's not in drive.
Just because the dog is best suited for trailing, locating, and flushing game and thus rarely gets to participate in killing game, doesn't make it less important than the team members who are better at killing. The killing might be the flashiest and most exciting part, but it isn't the most important part. The dogs that kill won't be able to do that if the dogs that flush don't put the game into the position to be killed.
Grumbly venting brought to you a conversation with someone who thinks the actual kill is the most important part of hunting. And who thinks that only badass, hardcore, drivey, screamy dogs that murder are good hunting dogs.
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some fucking post by some fucking guy: everyone always talks about how aang and zuko are narrative foils, but actually the parallels between SOKKA
me: YES???? 🤩🤩🤩🤩
some fucking guy, cont: …and ZUKO….
me: oh. 😓😓
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Even if you block me for very teeny tiny, itsy bitsy reasons (and subsequently follow me from a burner account because you like my story), if you make cute shit, I'm going to download it.
I don't know how anyone can block me anyway! I just call out anti-Blackness quarterly, geek out about old people music and am well versed in the brain development of 19 to 24 year olds.
But its your blog, do you, I love you and happy new year!
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not to romanticize facebook but i miss the days when u could just poke ur friends to let them know u were thinking of them
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@meapluver each time I get in a argument with my crush:
In the group chat:
Me:No because why do I even still like you after how you treat me
Crush: 🤷🏽♀️
In private chat:
Meapluver: it’s because you like being degraded
Me: That’s not even how it works-
Meapluver: it is and you know it’s true
Me: no- that’s only in fanfics
Meapluver: No I’m pretty sure it’s irl too
Me:it’s not
Meapluver: whatever you gotta tell yourself
On tumblr:
Meapluver: I see you reblogged another degradation fanfic
Me:WHY ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING YOU DONT EVEN LIKE FANFICS
Meapluver: interesting…
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From watching the show in middle school I think one of the most unconscious things that have been ingrained is: COLOR CODING YOUR DAMN FRIENDS
❤️💚🖤💙💛
(And also romantic partners which is its own kind of fun lmao)
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