Hob, talking to Dream on the phone while he's grading papers: So the kids (Rose and Jed) are visiting this weekend?
Dream: Yes.
Hob, distracted by the essay he's reading about Marlowe being better than Shitsbeard: Wonderful. Should I prepare some homemade meals for them?
Dream: No. I shall be the one to procure the food and drinks, as you have a late lecture class on Friday.
Hob, still kinda distracted: Oh, thanks, Dream. See you soon then, yeah?
Dream: Yes, Hob.
Hob: Alright, bye, I love you. *hangs up*
Dream:
Dream:
Dream:
Dream, appearing right next to Hob in the Waking World: I am in love with you as well, Hob Gadling. *kisses him on the lips and immediately peaces out*
Hob:
Matthew, who Dream had accidentally left behind:
Hob:
Matthew:
Hob: DID HE JUST--
Matthew: well to be fair you did say I love you to him first
Hob:
Hob: I did WHAT
Matthew: dammit I can't believe he left me behind again
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Soft gestures for Lovers:
(feel free to use! 4, 5, 6, 7 esp 14, 15, and 17 is omgg UFJWJX tag me when you write any of these plss)
tracing your lovers features while they sleep
when they like to kiss the tips of your finger every morning
"You're home early?" and them shuffling shamelessly instead of telling you they just missed you
"you're staring!" "i like seeing you happy, love."
physical touches that aren't sexual but full of love >>>>
"tch, stop moving!" "why-?" "you feel amazing in my arms"
cuddles where their nose nuzzles on your nose and a slight giggle escapes their lips
"i trust you."
"should i cook today?" "i--don't trust you with my kitchen, babe."
family dinners where your lover just keeps coming to your side "how you doin love?" "oooh cooking sum delicious i see" "mom, look at the love of MY LIFEEE"
"Do you remember that day?". "Of Course I do, i was head over heels for you then, babe, you know?"
pink cheeks as they blush at your compliment !!! ( AHHH is it hot in here?)
forehead kisses and bear hugs ♡
when they're tired and want to just cling onto you : [
"you... you're my lifeline"
making flower rings for your lover >>
extending your hand for them to hold everytime they walk behind you and they wrap clasp their fingers around yours
when they're drunk and they keep mumbling i love yous and how much they want to kiss you so bad
doing dumb shit with your lover and looking back at it
"lay on my lap, please, i wanna play with your hair"
them smiling from one ear to another watching you be you
"hey, you hoodie stealer!" "shawty, you ma heart stealer!"
fumbling with their hand as you tell a story
a small kiss, a slow one, a tired one followed by a soft giggle audible to only the both of them
"shall we head to bed, love?"
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My Top Gavin Quotes
this man is just pure love given form istg. @xanyiaz as promised, it’s gav’s turn, ta daaa~
“You can. I know you can.”
“What? I took my shirt off that was his tip.”
“Yes, I just sexualized a building.”
“I’d make an incredible Princess Peach. I’m a vision in pink.”
“My love.”
“Tell your guidance counselor that Gavin says hello. And that I hope the stains came out of his shirt.”
“Deviant, hold me back, the joke’s writing itself.”
“I know perfectly well what a miicrowahvé is. I just don’t know how to operate it.”
“I don’t suppose you feel like sharing his address, in case I wanted to help him… ‘move on’ a little more quickly?”
“Like Empathy Daemon Caelum? Talks too fast, little horns, almost too-sweet Caelum?”
“Oh, nothing special, I just want to see if I can send Vega into orbit around his namesake.”
“But you don’t mind sucking hard?”
“I’ve tasted every kind of ecstasy that the people of this world can experience, but yours is the one that sets my heart on fire.”
“I know feelings. Even the ones I haven’t given myself a chance to feel. I love you. I have loved you. Tried to show it in the ways I knew how, even before I could admit the words to myself. I love you.”
“Oh come on, do-able can be a form of praise.”
“Maybe I don’t care who hears. As long as I get to.”
“When I’m with you, I feel like I’m home. More than that actually. Being with you changes what home means.”
“Oh no! Oh I just realized something, Deviant! I’ve never had to whisk a combination of egg yolks, water, oil, and vanilla before! I guess you’ll have to show me how, by coming up behind me, wrapping your arms around mine, and guiding my hands.”
“Well, as of this morning, the human population has decided to reverse their historical position and now defer to my judgment on what time it is. And I say it’s still bedtime.”
“Is this what they mean when they say relationships are about compromise? Pinning your partner in place until they agree, under duress, to carve out a few minutes of sleepy cuddling?”
“What an odd way to refer to Huxley.”
“You make me so very happy, Deviant. In ways I’d never given myself lease to imagine.”
“You are sin given form, aren’t you? Looking up at me like that. Perfection.”
“Nothing will stop me from keeping you safe.”
“You’re my sky, Deviant. The space between my stars. What I feel for you… in a lifetime of sensing the emotions of others, I never imagined I could feel like this. This much. And I am so grateful for it. And for you.”
“Oh 7/11, I owe you so much.”
“I do have a more… chaste idea. I know, the shock may kill you.”
“It’s sweet, Damien. You’re allowed to be sweet.”
“Yes, I am bad. But I’m very good at it. And I’m yours, my love.”
“What? I’m not grinning, I’m not doing anything. I don’t know what you could mean by that Deviant.”
“Yes, it belongs to you, my love. However you want it. However you’d like it.”
“Who says I can’t study laying down with my eyes closed?”
“I’m allowed to whine. It suits me.”
“Put me where you want me.”
“Well I’m the tooth fairy, can’t you tell?”
“Your scent teasing my senses… If that’s weird, then what the hell do you call what we did last night?”
“You burn rapture through my body, until my vision hazes… and haloes and bends. Like liquid.”
“Your touch ignites my stars.”
“I don’t think you feel gross.”
“Not our fault we’re forever surrounded by a bunch of tyrannical Puritans.”
“I don’t know how well I can pass for a ‘bro’, but I’ll bravely soldier on in Huxley’s honor.”
“Yes, baby.”
“You changed my life. You change it every day. You make me better. And I love you more than human words can convey.”
“There’s no such thing as a perfect match, there is no form of a relationship that doesn’t come with disagreement and effort, but the feelings we hold for one another and the work that we put in for one another are enough to weather any storm. And that’s the difference.”
“And what greater crime is there than to disappoint a rat? Maybe Huxley is wearing off on me after all.”
“‘Adult Pink Fruit Monarch’costume, here I come.”
“Yours is a soul that makes the stars shine brighter. And you’re beautiful for it. Always.”
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