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taco-tuseday · 11 months
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Happy pride month everybody’s
Have some women
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luckycharms1701 · 3 months
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*leans over well, and whispers over it* Have you ever thought about mikey during mating season?? I would love to hear your thoughts on it… (I’m very normal about the thought of it)
who, me??? think about mikey during mating season? i would never
so anyway, here are some thoughts about how bay mikey is during mating season
needless to say this is a little (a lot) spicy 🌶️ , reader beware. seriously, i did not hold back
Mikey is a little unpredictable during his season. Sometimes he’s whiny and needy. Sometimes he’s a smooth motherfucker who gets you where he wants you without you even noticing. Sometimes he can’t think about anything but sex. Sometimes he just wants to cuddle. Mostly it's a little of everything.
The number one thing for Mikey during his season is you. Before you were in the picture, mating season was a miserable time for Mikey. Now that he has you, he can’t believe how much better it is. He even looks forward to it! Because it means you will be with him as often as you possibly can. So he is Super Clingy, to the point where he often just has to be touching you in some way, sexual or not.
He spends hours trying to prepare you for what is to come when you agree to this the first time. (He still asks. Every year.) Leo and Donnie help him with a presentation and everything. Raph doesn't help with the presentation, but he's there when it happens, to help you interpret when Mikey goes a little off script. It's the most serious you've ever seen Mikey be.
Mikey does NOT like to share when it’s his season, unless it’s with you. You need to take him somewhere private because he suddenly decides that everything, including his brother’s belongings, is his. One of the earliest indicators that he’s in season is when he snarls at someone for picking up a slice of pizza. It’s always a slice of pizza, the first time. And when you’re involved it’s all bets off. No one can even look at you without him staring them down.
Okay. Okay. This mans? Has stamina like you've never seen before. ALL of his energy? Is focused on you. You will never be as satisfied as you are when it’s mating season. Mikey loves giving oral, and when he’s lucid he will spend as much time as you’ll let him between your thighs. He especially enjoys the noises you make when he fucks you with his tongue.
When he’s not lucid? Well. Sometimes, especially when it’s early in his season, Mikey enjoys the chase. He’ll stalk you through wherever the two of you have holed up, calling for you with a smirk. He catches you, divests you of one piece of clothing, then lets you go to continue the chase. You’ll occasionally put on a lot of layers to tease him. The longer the chase, the more excited he gets, the better the sex is.
Mikey will let you know he’s ready by lightly biting your shoulder. He’ll just kind of hold his teeth there, waiting for you to give a signal that you’re ready. He’ll take a verbal confirmation, but Mikey likes it best when you start stripping him as an answer. If he’s already naked, he wants you writhing and pulling him close, showing him that you’re desperate for him. Your neck and shoulders are always covered in mottled bruises when mating season is over.
He starts slow. Mikey wants to be gentle with you, wants to make sure you enjoy this. But every time, his hormones take over, and he can get a little rough. As time goes on, the gentle periods get smaller and farther between. However, he never draws blood, never actually hurts you. (Leo worked with him relentlessly until even when he’s working on nothing but instinct he won’t hurt you. Mikey asked him to do this.) Unless you ask him to, that is. Then all bets are off.
Mikey is the king of nicknames, but not when it’s mating season. Then he always, always uses your name. Sometimes it’s as if he can’t believe you’re here. Sometimes he’s desperate for you, only you. Your name is whispered in your ear and shouted to the heavens. The only other thing he calls you? “Mine.” He’s unsurprisingly quite loud when he fucks you, churrs and chirps and growls and moans echoing around you.
He’ll take you wherever and whenever. Up against a wall, bent over a table, you kneeling on the couch while he stands behind you. Hell, if nothing convenient is nearby he’ll pick you up and hold you against him while he fucks into you. But Mikey is sweet (and vanilla) at heart. His favorite position is always with you laying in bed so that he can stare into your eyes and watch when you come.
When mating season is over, you won’t have to lift a finger. Mikey cleans the area and very gently cleans you. He takes care of your bruises. He makes sure you’re fed and hydrated. He airs the place out. If you even look like you might want something, he’s there asking what you need. “You took such good care of me angel, let me take care of you too.”
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head bonks: @yorshie @avery73 @justalotoffanfiction @thejudiciousneurotic
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Isekai royalty manhwas/mangas/manhuas/etc. are missing out on the opportunities of a modern day MC who is the definition of too much confidence and luck. Oh shit MC was forced to attend a royal ball and attract the prince??? No prob! Just waltzes in there like they own the palace, talking to others and overall just having a good time. They KNOW they got plot armor and take FULL advantage of it (I mean like what’s dying a second time gonna do?? 🤷‍♀️)
Comes the time where the ML comes in and MC is half drunk and pulling the dumbest pick up lines known to man. “Hey was ur mom a baker?” “???- no she’s the qu-“ “cuz u got some nice buns..” *que the crickets*
“You father must have been a thief” “!!?? HOW DARE Y-“ “cuz he stole the stars and put them in ur eyes babygurl” *wink wonk* whole time the ML is just like 😐.
And the poor “villains” aren’t immune to MC’s rizz either. At this point it’s a damn harem. The only villains I see managing to actually do some damage are the non important ones. Like the abusive mother/father, the ex spouse, etc. Also reader needs to be a hoe a lil bit cuz I’m tired of them being embarrassed virgins all the time. Gimme chad MC who is like “Hey, I know we just got married and all that but if you want to take your time and don’t feel like your ready for sex it’s okay we don’t have to do anything you don’t wanna.” And the ML is all like “I was about to say the same for you as well, but you are right I would like to take my time.” Zoom past a chapter or two and the ML is getting his ankles put behind his ears, getting his ass smacked, hair pulled, getting MILKED, passing out and tryna “run” from reader. (They have a safe word In place dw)
Royal guards come in at some point because it sounds like he’s getting murdered 👍.
Royal maids coming in a day later to see the demolished bed and ripped apart sheets, curtains, and pillows and “are thOSE F&KINH CLAW MARKS ON THE WALSS?!”:
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strangersatellites · 1 year
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saw a tiktok recently where this girl’s bf got her a bracelet made out of guitar strings donated by one of her favorite artists that had been used to record her favorite song. it’s this company called the guitar wrist and they make all kinds of jewelry.
something something- steve buys eddie an engagement ring made from the strings metallica used to record master of puppets
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pr41sethemoon · 6 months
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Alright pretty princess 😌
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badmoodbatflowers · 1 year
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Sweet like honey
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chapter vii: always an angel, never a God
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Wednesday/Tyler
Summary:
Wednesday finally felt more in control of the situation...until she didn't.
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sunflower-butch · 1 year
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Thanksgiving is dumb, Christmas is superior
Merry Christmas, have so much DISGUSTING fluff
Thank you to @ronanceisintheair , @suwunnysideup , and @haaawaiianshirt for beta reading!!
And shoutout to @gaymessallday for the original prompt ;)
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aaaaaaaaagenloser · 6 months
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• gl Charlie uses it/its and they/them after it and its family escape showfall. This feels a little like rebellion and a little like home.
• Charlie age regresses. They did this at Showfall too, but well, it was just part of the show, wasn’t it? It made more content for the audience. Did anyone ever take care of them, really? Especially offscreen? (They missed their dad)
• the first few times they regress after escaping, it feels a bit like a relapse. They cry for their dad and Sneeg hugs it and cries too.
• eventually, it happens and doesn’t lead to sadness or panic. They make cereal and nod to Ran when they come to get breakfast. Little Charlie watches movies with their siblings that day and later, bigger Charlie does some research.
• it happens more often /pos
• neither Ran nor Sneeg are Charlie’s designated caregiver, though after thorough family research they all know what that means. They both do their parts, and they both have days where they are the one Charlie goes to for help.
• both of them don’t really know what to do when Charlie asks for his dad.
• I will continue this later it’s stardew time
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camping-with-monsters · 3 months
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So fun fact. Duck Duck Goose isn’t completely standalone. I’ve been working on it after having the idea come into mind that. Hey. I like this fairy tale based concept. Let’s do more.
INTRODUCING MY NEXT TWISTED TALE:
~BLIND MAN’S BLUFF~
A story about two rivals who hate each other’s guts enough to want the other dead, and what happens when an accidentally collaborative mistake leaves them locked at each other’s throats at the mercy of the fear of what will happen to them if they cannot undo their mistake.
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this might be kinda vague right now but literally right after this I’m gonna post the references and bios of these three main characters! This story has already been getting some development behind the scenes and I’m finally actually sitting down and uploading them!
Stay tuned!
Oh yeah— I should also mention that with there now being multiple works under the same universe, we now have a more clear name for this series of stories I’m creating as a whole.
Tags of Whistlegrimm!
This is essentially the “hub”. You know how storybooks have multiple stories? Think of Tags of Whistlegrimm like that storybook!
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doodleddaisies · 2 years
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Ricky suggests that they play spin the bottle, in attempts that he'll finally be able to kiss EJ, but the universe has other plans and Ricky watches as everyone else lands the bottle on EJ except for him. But it's fine, he's totally not upset about it or anything.
(I have a problem and can’t be stopped)
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vikkivibe · 11 months
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Hey…
I’ve got a new blog…
MadCom fandom, I have my OCs for you.
Come get y’all juice.
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ao3 is back up you horny bastards
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To the one person who liked my 2nd draft of the S3 TOH montage music cover: Thanks, I love you and I’m granting you eternal peace.
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strangersatellites · 1 year
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single dad steve decides to get a tattoo. he brings his 5 y/o daughter max along when he finds out that local tattoo artist eddie also does children’s temporary tattoos for free.
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mushramoo · 9 months
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Bonnie is the twink boss of the pizza plex
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sleepy-light · 6 months
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Butler Ragatha and a doodle
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