in other news, colin and sam

Love seeing everyone’s varying depictions of the Magnus Protocol gang but my drawing skills are BUSTED so even though I can’t draw her atm just know that my headcanon of Alice is this specific photo of Susan Kare lmao

18+ mdni

Me: “fuck, I need his cock”

Him: *is literally just words on tumblr*

mbanus protocol characters….. magnus protocol characters save me….

TMAGP character designs!!!!

and more art:

->->-> NEW VERSION (fixing the saturation of Sam's skin and with other extra things)

I'm thrilled by the diversity, I really am, but as a non-native english speaker The Magnus Protocol really decided to up the ante by making the main speaking roles speak with cockney, indian AND scottish accents WHILE ALSO PUTTING MUFFLED AND STATIC FILTERS ON HALF THE DIALOGUE. I'm putting "C2 English" in my CV after S1 ends.

So according to the replies in my last Colin post this is actually just the average IT experience and if anything he’s doing well

jon, trapped and frustrated and DESPERATELY trying to stop anyone else from ending up like him: look look look! you gotta avoid the magnus institute, this shit is real, look at all of these people falling prey to it or giving themselves over to it! Keep your fucking guard up!

jon, finally getting colin to notice his hints and then watching him descend into the same kind of paranoid he did when he found out there was Something wrong, but not exactly What: …

jon: *just sends sam a fucking email*

Bones are a lie peddled by Big Milk

I’m really enjoying The Magnus Protocol so far!

“When I was first coming up through Sunderland, there was an old-timer on the team. Local guy. He and his wife were about to have their first kid, so during training one day, I made a joke that, statistically, I was probably the real dad. And the boys fell about laughing, but he went fսcking nuts. He battered me. Properly. I had a black eye, chipped tooth, three broken ribs. I couldn’t play for six games. He got booted off the team. After that, no club would go near him. Then in the summer, after I could breathe again, I bumped into him in a pub. And I got the chance to say sorry for my stupid fսcking joke. And he got to tell me… he and his wife had lost the baby. A month before all that went down. He hadn’t told anyone. Kept it all inside. Look, I get that some people think if they buy a ticket, they’ve got the right to yell whatever abusive shit they want at footballers. But they’re not just footballers. They’re also people. And none of us know what is going on in each other’s lives.”

18+ mdni

I know this is literally so toxic but UGH I want it so bad!

Reblogs and comments are greatly appreciated<3

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Drunkenly arguing and screaming at each other all night over one little interaction you had with another man at a bar just because he’s so jealous and very possessive of you. He hates when other men speak to you, thinking they have a chance in hell of having what’s his. When both of you realize how stupid you both are acting, you have the nastiest, sloppy make up sex.

And that was the last time anybody on the team attempted polite small talk with Beard.

I’ve been working on this since eurovision and got it done just in time for the s3 finale 🥲 speaking of eurovision, if you look really really closely at the interval show you might just be able peep Beard in the background…

TMAGP Memes p.2

Sam: "I'm very worried about Colín's mental health."

Lena: "Don't worry Sam, Colin is perfectly fine."

Colin:

My man is not doing well.

PART 1

first impressions...

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