More GEN Z slang/Gen Z behavior!! Ft literally everyone ever COD wise
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Raccoon: "You're looking sus right now, Cap."
Price: "get the fuck out of my office, Donnie."
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Gaz: "-And!... He was huge- Very tall."
Raccoon: "oh slay! We Stan a tall king."
Ghost, who's pissed, and Soap:
Soap: "I'm not a professional but I'm pretty sure that isn't a grammatically correct sentence."
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Raccoon, after shooting an enemy: "that was a certified Raccoon W."
Ghost, gripping his gun: "please shut the fuck up-"
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Price: "Raccoon, Gaz, both of you are on the West side, keep watch. Me and Ghost are going west and Soap is South East."
Raccoon, almost the second he stops speaking: "Bet."
Gaz, snickering: "Yeah- Bet."
Price, turning around: "I'm getting too old for this shit-"
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Raccoon, watching Ghost and Soap train, turning to Gaz the moment Soap was bodyslammed: "He understood the assignment."
Gaz, nodding: "Facts."
Alejandro: ".... Is this what Soap was talking about-"
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König: "Raccoon, can I tell you something,,,?"
Ghost, glancing at him: "No, he's bui-"
Raccoon, quickly spinning around: "Spill the tea, sis."
Ghost, groaning: "I swear to go-"
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Ghost: "Fucker got away,"
Soap: "Seriously?... [Turning to Raccoon and Gaz] What the fuck are you two laughing about?"
Gaz, nudging Raccoon: "Tell them, tell them your first thought."
Raccoon, clearing his throat: "... L moment."
Soap, Gaz, and Raccoon break into a small chuckle/laugh fit while Ghost stands there regretting being partnered up with these three.
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Raccoon: "What is... Green and has wheels?"
Gaz: "... I dunno, a green bike?"
Raccoon: "No, grass- I lied about the wheels!"
Both fall into a laughing fit.
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Raccoon trying to tell Price, or Ghost, something funny but can't get through the first syllable without cackling because it's funny (to Him. Maybe not to Ghost or Price).
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Ghost: "do you ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?"
Raccoon: "Me after I take 17 benadryl and start seeing the hat man."
Gaz: "the WHO?!"
Raccoon, defensive: "Oh is this not a safe space sudden?"
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This would be like, Gaz and Raccoon in a GC and it drives Ghost and Price absolutely insane. The same with this:
Soap, Gaz, and Raccoon send memes in the GC and literally everyone hates it because that's how they reply.
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The 1-4-1 is out for dinner after a successful mission, and after ordering food everyone realizes that Raccoon isn't really eating- he's been picking at his food for a few minutes.
They realize, maybe 20 minutes of him picking at his food, that he got the wrong order- and he hasn't said anything. At all. Didn't even mention it by a noise. They have to physically rip the words from his mouth to tell the waiter while Raccoon tried telling them it's fine because he didn't wanna inconvenience the waiter (Ghost literally looked at Price and asked "how is he a soldier?").
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Raccoon and Gaz bonding over the way they use to kill Sims on the Sims 4. Ghost walking past and overhearing with confusion- not like he doesn't understand (bc Raccoon says "I got rid of the ladder and drowned my Sim."), but just in general.
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Alejandro, handing paper to Raccoon: "Mapache, can you help me with these?"
Raccoon, taking the paper with a pen already out: "no."
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Soap, frustrated: "dude, I can't stand Graves."
Raccoon, not looking up from his phone: "Then sit down."
(Cue Ghost barking out a laugh from across the room.)
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This was in drafts for.... A few weeks??? Idk. I love men.
I've been juggling a COD hyperfixation and a ROTTMNT hyperfixation 💪💪💪
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