One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.
1. saburo likes celeste for her honesty and bluntness
2. chantal loves neil breen movies
3. chan works roughly ~50hrs a week, but she doesnt notice bc shes in the net 75% of the time playing w virtual pets
4. cel has committed vehicular manslaughter maybe 4 times, but its usually a goon she runs over so. no real loss to the earth
5. cel asked adam to open a jar of marinara sauce for her, and when he tries, he shatters it. cel just smiles :^)
6. a client once pissed cel off so bad, she soaked a bunch of cottonballs in a bag of rancid milk, then took tweezers and strategically placed them around their vehicle so they couldnt be found. IN the dead of summer