#cock pain
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Boom boom
eat the fish
eat the fish
eat the fish
eat the fish
*guitar breakdown*
FISH EATING! YEAH! FISH EATING YEAH!
FISH EATING! YEAH! FISH EATING YEAH!
*guest appearance from billy mitchell*
"guys im so fucking good at donkey kong you have no idea"
*billy mitchel goes to jail for 1000 years and then he goes "oops jk"*
*guitar solo that goes like BRWEWW BREEWEEWEWEEWEWEWEWWEWWEWWEWEE*
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calm down, i'm not gonna kill you.
... y-you're not?
no. he is.
#rvb#red vs blue#lolix#locus#felix#sam ortez#isaac gates#mine#*23#art#believe it or not i tried to desexify locus#i dont say this enough but halo armor is a pain. it truly is#also rt? suck my entire cock. i wanted this one stupid screenshot from s13 prologue but they said fuck you#(ik there's alt links/mirrors/archive/i can rip them etc and i love all of u who made comps but i just wanted a screenshot thats all lol)
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Morning, sunshine 🤎
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you did SO WELL with the last one, I couldn't help but put some more potion into your coffee this morning. A human base with a painful birth with extra amniotic fluid <3
I'm not a coffee girl, but with how intense last night was, I need it to properly wake up this morning. It tastes smoother than I thought it would, though.
The bitter taste persists, though, and it kind of hurts in my stomach. Later, while I'm working from home, I notice some bloating. I would have thought it was just a leftover from last night, but then it starts getting bigger. Not again.
"What did you do?" I mutter to myself, stroking my stomach. My belly seems to be taut once again, but it's not an egg this time. When I felt a kick, I knew what I was in for. Hour by hour, I feel it grow larger.
And then it drops.
I feel my belly contract and I whimper, an ache shooting up my spine. Oh, god. The pressure hits my cervix and I keel over, bracing against the wall as I resist the urge to push. Not there yet, not there yet.
I begin to pant. My muscles tense hard and I whine again. "Fuck, --ah-- Too much, too much--" My cervix is taking forever to dilate, and the baby wants out. My water hasn't broken yet, but I hope it does, soon. I can feel the amniotic fluid sloshing around. My cervix barely reaches the right diameter before my belly demands it leave.
The baby slides down my unprepared canal and I scream, praying that I won't tear. I had no idea birth could hurt this much, and my muscles shake with every break I get. It's coming fast, too fast, now, and I feel my vulva bulge, pushing with everything I have. "Oh, god, oh, god, please, please," I whimper. My labia once again turn white with how far they're stretched, and I'm praying and begging to whatever will listen as the head works its way out of my lips. And then my water breaks, my belly deflating as amniotic fluid rushes around my cunt, spilling out on the floor.
With a scream that tears my throat, I push the head out and almost faint. My legs close a little round the baby as I sob with relief. It's almost out. It's almost out. But the shoulders are bigger, and I keen as the burning reaches its absolute peak before it tumbles out, and with it comes a second wave of fluid, soaking everything around me. "Oh, god...oh, god..."
Maybe I don't need another drink this time.
#prg#brt#rprg#painful birth ->#pbrt#asks#delivering-rosie#pushingrosie#ow my pussy#I didn't feel like writing a cock alt because there was enough fluid with the egg ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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FUCK THIS GUY
#ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#v2 ultrakill#my art#robophilia#DREW THIS IMMEDIATELY AFTER P RANKING 4-4 THEY GAVE ME SO MUCH PAIN#what does a guy have to do to make your mirror image keen and shudder against your cock#yeah#nsft
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Fangs on your neck , his fingers drawing circles on your clit
#pain and pleasure 🤝#vampire Choso I'm thinking of you baby#first feeding & first time pushing that thick gorgeous cock inside a wet warm pussy#pls ignore me
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I love Ren's claws sm.
The thought of him rubbing at your cunt and digging his claws into the flesh around your clit/tdick.
It'd hurt after a while though and you'd beg him to stop or lighten his touch. He'd just laugh and rub harder
#tin talks#Inspired by my own pain. I have long nails and can't leave my poor cock alone for even a day#I hurt lolol#ren btd#ren hana#ren boyfriend to death#fox tpof#boyfriend to death#btd#btd2#Smut
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Jason the Mosquito Sniper (Part I)
Welp. I was incredibly productive with my schoolwork yesterday BUT NOT TODAY. Only managed to finish my physics homework and half of my calc. Have only barely started writing out my upcoming college applications (Part II). I'm scared. :,D
ANYWAY... Started this thing back in... the second week of November?? Daum. Look at how Dickie's hair grew. ;w;
These two panel sheets were drawn nearly a month apart... AND I STILL CAN'T DRAW DICKIE'S ABS.
DEFENESTRATES MY PEN.
#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#batfam#batfamily#tim drake's missing spleen#am i a dick (grayson)?#me at age 17: *developing carpal tunnel and experiencing back pain*#the whole batfam: *freaking flipping quad loops and summersaults harder than I can flip a birdie*#Alfred: *cocks the shoty*#Alfred the Butler: *cleansing the manor and the gardens even more hand sanitizer that rids 99.99% of bacteria*#hehe#which Alfred did you think of first? >:3#I kinda wanna draw Alfred the Cat cocking a shotgun now
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i’m too cute to suffer (super horny and on my period)
#like i just wanna be touching myself while i think about bouncing on a cock right now but instead i’m in pain lmfao#hmph >:(#i’m gonna whine about it#bumpintheroad
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i think we should have a word that means "this is objectively funny but i can't really call it funny because it was objectively fucked up", i.e. the john green cock post edit and how he ended up being essentially bullied off of tumblr by a teenage internet mob. i think most of us inherently want to giggle at it at least a little because the situation is so absurd that it borders on satire and yet calling it "funny" minimizes the damage done by the act.
i want an adjective that means something along the lines of "i'm laughing about this but I desperately wish it was an episode of curb your enthusiasm and not something that happened to a real person".
#john green#john green cock monologue#source:me#curb your enthusiasm#also to clarify im not talking about satire or dark comedy which involves laughing at yourself or a bad situation that you are a PART of#which is something totally normal that most people do to deal with stress#im talking specifically about a situation that involves laughing at someone ELSE'S pain#specifically because you are watching the situation from afar and are not affected by it
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I've been writing this armored core review in a tumblr post and its been like 2 months and im still not done writing it, why is articulating words hard lmao
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thoughts on bcs characters and their pullman-universe daemons
James McGill - Weasel or stoat family. The long sleek shape of the mustelid can squirm through any hole after its quarry, taking down prey several times its size. Folklore associations with being untrustworthy, unscrupulous, despite its diminutive size. Also known as the family from which Pantalaimon, daemon of Lyra Silvertongue, heralds from - associations of the protagonist.
Kim Wexler - Jackal. A desert animal with associations of the howling prairies, independence, a looming threat in a familiar canid form. However, jackals have a little known quality of centring the majority of their social behaviour around a monogamous relationship; marking out territory together, forsaking packs mostly for the pair bond. Cunning, determined, opportunistic.
Chuck McGill - Porcupine. Like all Rodentia, porcupines are intelligent and frugal, not carnivorous by nature but certainly with enough natural advantages. Unusual tree-dwellers that live far above the rest of the creatures on the forest floor, the porcupine's most notorious trait are its barbs, shaped so that they stick in the skin and cannot be pulled out.
Howard Hamlin - Golden retriever. Exactly what it appears to be to a fault, the ubiquitously loved animal has a few significant traits; it is above all a retriever, an animal that works in tandem with a master to seek out prey and skilfully return the prize, and any attempts to isolate this intensely social breed go awry - the animal withers away.
Nacho Varga - Rusty-spotted cat. The smallest wildcat in the world, to mistake this feline for its domesticated counterpart is a mistake; it is a predator of its lands, feeding on rodents and any creature beneath it, and has the hallmark of being one of the most successful predators relative to its size in the world. However, this elusive, nocturnal little wildcat has its weaknesses as a daemon; it will not stop until it is at the top of its food chain, even if it exists in an ecosystem where it will be swallowed alive. It has the typical feline traits of aloofness, independence, and particularly beautiful eyes.
Lalo Salamanca - Vampire bat. Largely associated with the handsome, deadly supernatural creatures of mythology, vampire bats do, in truth, hold blood as the superior tonic above all, and are also vastly social creatures; grooming, feeding, and raising families within a group that has strong ties to family members, but also makes room for non-relatives too. They hunt entirely in the dark. Like most of the bat family, their need to communicate means their high pitched chirps are constant when flying through the night sky. An unusual daemon for an unusual man; be watchful of his reflection in mirrors. It may not always be there.
Gus Fring - Coati. A daemon can sometimes settle in the appearance of an animal of meaning to an individual; and the mercurial and mysterious Gustavo Fring has inferred the coati's importance as much in his fateful recollection. However, the coati is also no insignificant animal; it is preyed upon by nearly every major predator in the Americas, but the coati has a tough hide attached to its underlying muscles, making it extremely difficult for teeth to get a hold. It is a contained and somewhat elegant looking small mammal with a handsome pair of spectacles around its dark, round eyes, and a reputation for intelligence rivalling that of its opportunistic cousin, the raccoon.
Mike Ehrmantraut - Badger. Whether of the European badger flavour; forest-bears of quiet and solitary pursuits, devoted to the burrows of their families, or of the American type, the fearsome ratel or honey badgers that face down mountain lions without a second look, badger daemons carry the traits of strength, perseverance, and an undeniable aggression that make them the animal that never backs down. Badgers construct setts that go deep below the earth, a vast underground system of resources that belies the staid, unemotional appearance of these creatures. Man + mountain indeed.
#better call saul#daemons#gus fring#jimmy mcgill#lalo salamanca#mike ehrmantraut#howard hamlin#chuck mcgill#sorry for the tag overload I wanna be able to search back for this post#I know people headcanon lalo as a wolf or a big cat#but#the daemon process is a little bit more subtle and not “what animal are you” so much as it is the spiritual companion to you#his dark streak is just too wide to have a deeply social animal like a wolf#or a big cat that stands on its own ground#he doesn't command respect so much as he turns a very specific kind of charm to his favour#same logic for coati gus#a big cat he ain't#no animal that can just bite your head off would cock up so badly in that meeting with Eladio lol#that's an animal that uses intelligence first#and a certain kind of introverted nuance and wisdom#google a coati anyhow they cute#and something something being the animal that you claim to have conquered and let die in pain is....very gustavo tbh#like he isn't an opportunist either lmao we stan a inconsistent king
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royal bathing suit? !!!!!
More like royal birthday suit 🤭
Crown Prince Rain will be naked as the day he came into this world, bathing and recovering from a fresh injury in one of the natural hot spring pools in his personal ‘spa’ chambers, his royal bathing suite.
Phayu, his closest bodyguard, will be grief stricken about not having been there for his Prince when the attack happened.
Something something treason, childhood friends to lovers etc, you know how these historical korean dramas go ☺️
Have a little snippet-
Maybe he should feel awkward as he stands before Phayu naked as the day he was born into this world, but he doesn’t.
It has been a decade since Phayu last saw him like this.
Things have changed- Rain has changed- since that last time they had snuck away to take a dip in the river one hot summer day. Back when Rain was barely 11 and Phayu almost 14.
Phayu, all sinew and growing muscles- a reflection of his hard training- had already looked more like a man than the boy Rain had still been.
Rain’s not a boy anymore though. He’s a young man now and though Phayu averts his gaze as best as he can, Rain notices him daring to take a glance or two while he helps Rain out of the hot pool and drapes the towel over his lithe form, rubbing him dry with quick motions.
Phayu’s more careful with Rain’s left shoulder, dabbing around the wound gently so as not to cause Rain any further pain.
Until all that’s left is-
Phayu hesitates for a moment, hands coming to a stop just past Rain’s navel, lingering there for a moment as he raises his eyes to meet Rain’s, question unspoken.
“Go ahead, it’s okay,” Rain assures him […]
#contrary to what you’ve come to know me for and to what it looks like there will be no smut in this one#shocker right#bonus sentence:#Once the pain subsides it might well be his cock that swells in anticipation and reaction of Phayu’s touch-#tonight though the only thing that swells is his heart.#tbh this is still a mess and the longer I look at it the more i hate it#i just#need to get my brain back to working properly again and then it’s editing time bbyyyyyy#PhayuRain#comfort couple#Love In The Air#LITA
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Will you welcome your extinction in the morning rays?
*click for better quality, cause Tumblr fucks it up for some reason*
Something something about the beauty of the life cycle and how the rot and decay is inevitable and one day we will all return to the ground from which we came,
Anyway, here's nighttime version as well
#LET OUR BODIES LAY#MARK OUR HEARS WITH SHAME#LET OUR BLOOD IN VAIN#YOU FIND GOD IN PAIN#i love you american cock band my chemical romance#i love you the foundations of decay#i love you rot#i love you weeds mushrooms and vermin that will once reclaim my body and finally accept it as it is#the foundations of decay#my chemical romance#mcr#mcr fanart#my art
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i’m leaning towards steve with powers for the final kinktober but i’ll probably run a poll later tonight! i’m just thinking like. meeting him and being really charmed by him, thinking he’s cute and confident and whatnot. and he takes you home and has you on his bed before gently explaining that he can either make you feel the most pleasure you’ve ever felt in your life… or the most intense pain you’ve ever felt in your life… and he can choose what he wants you to feel. the door’s right there and he’s happy to take you home and never speak to you again. but he’s rather sure you’re incredibly turned on by this. so you’d better be good for him and do exactly what he asks 🫶🏻
#though the pain he’d inflict on you i think would be more so like a little shock not. knee buckling levels of pain#so oh you didn’t turn over fast enough? let’s see how your clit/cock likes it when he shocks it 🫶🏻#you took him all the way down your throat? he’ll put his hand on your head and literally melt your mind with pleasure while you suck him#every single stroke sending your body into the most orgasmic pleasure you’ve felt without directly climaxing#and just as quick as he gives you pleasure or pain he can take it away!#youre too overstimulated? he’ll rub his thumb over you to calm you down and make you feel at ease#you don’t lick his balls when he tells you to? he’ll snatch that pleasure right away from you#give you your brain back so you can beg for it again#get you addicted to it and him <3#OK THESE TAGS. SORRY#stevenose posts#ns/fw
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