So, Elon Musk wants to change the verification checkmark process to be much easier and now people are impersonating him on Twitter

This is giving so much John Green Cock Monologue energy, I cannot describe my amusement with words.

God I wish we still had post editing because I would give anything just to be able to torment Neil Gaiman with the Cock Monologue

Thinking about making a bot that edit all your older posts to inject the John Green Cock Monologue. I think this would result in some pretty flavourful AI generation (the flavour of cock)

OF COURSE THE COCK MONOLOGUE GUY'S SON LIKES PHILZA MINECRAFT

@sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

interesting that tommyinnit joined tumblr.

though i don’t think we can run him off like we did with John Green’s favourite taste. I feel like he would capitalize on it.

Oh bullshit. You didn't come here to make sure I was okay. You came here because you wanted to save poor little Margo from her poor little troubled self, so that I would be oh-so-thankful to my knight in shining armor

John Green, Paper Towns

ok so there was the iconic 2010-2015 tumblr, then theres the vanilla extract/gonarchov/john green c0ck monologue and stuff the past few yrs (ik i missed a bunch), but who was around for 2017-19 tumblr? like was that a time we dont speak of and i didnt know? did it even exist???

Got to tell my mother about the John Green Cock Monologue today.

my one friend told me she really likes john green... unironically and wont stop talking about how amazing of a writer he is I am on the brink of insanity and I'm joking abt this either its fr

HE'S FUCKINF BACK THAT MAN IS BACK IT'S THE COCK MONOLOGUE MAN-

AND HE'S A CHARITY?!??!?!1!??/1/1

John Green I actually respect you a little bit for your last tweet

I think that since the CEO of this website likes banning people and kicking them off this website for small or imagined slights as well as allows harassment campaigns meant to bully (trans) users into deleting their accounts, we should ban(ne)d together to get HIM to delete HIS account and step down.

If John Green comes back to tumblr, I want everyone to promise to be nice to him this time

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As I near 200,000 followers here at boss, I just wanted to to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick..... that’s when I’m satisfied.

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As I near 210 followers here at theofficialsheogorath, I just wanted to to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. that’s when I’m satisfied.