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0freak0 · 11 days
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0freak0 · 4 months
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I want this to be legalized just like Valborgs witch fires
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0freak0 · 6 months
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Beelzebubbity boppity boo, bitches.
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0freak0 · 6 months
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0freak0 · 6 months
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if i was a bug i would find you every lifetime just to die in your drink
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0freak0 · 6 months
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0freak0 · 11 months
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Well, consider yourselves informed.
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0freak0 · 11 months
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why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher
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0freak0 · 1 year
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0freak0 · 1 year
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There's a lot of stuff to know about me but out of all the things, I think one of the most important ones is the fact that when I was 15, my mom accidentally ran over my then-boyfriend's foot with her car...
... twice
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0freak0 · 1 year
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When life gives you a clogged drain, harvest the hair strands and make a Cousin Itt costume.
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0freak0 · 1 year
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0freak0 · 1 year
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Crystals? Nah I just carry a handful of slimy river rocks in my pockets for luck, this one's name is Norm.
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0freak0 · 1 year
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The lawful good approach to people asking you invasive medical questions is to simply politely tell them that your health is your own private business and that they shouldn't be asking people about things like that.
The chaotic neutral approach is to tell them the truth, or some part of it, but wording it in an unsettling enough way to make them regret asking. Nothing prevents you from saying "yeah I'm fine now but if I stop taking my medication for long enough I'll start bleeding out of my orifices" when you mean "if I go off testosterone my period will start again."
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0freak0 · 1 year
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Seeing tumblr screenshots on reddit is wild because the people there really don't get how tumblr works. They'll be baffled like "why would you even admit to sleeping on a pile of laundry for 3 days straight, much less brag about it? That is not the flex you think it is."
My brother in christ that's not why anyone posts shit on tumblr. If you think anyone should be living like you, you wouldn't be on tumblr in the first place. Oversharing your shit on tumblr isn't to show off how great you're doing, it's about admitting that you're a fucked up little creature and willingly submitting yourself to be studied under a microscope. By other supremely weird little critters.
And people who screenshot tumblr shit to post it on reddit.
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0freak0 · 1 year
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You know, if we're gonna keep being cheeky and use terms like "baby gravy" and "special sauce" to refer to semen, I am officially declaring the vaginal equivalent to be "vinaigrette".
None of you can stop this.
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