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vampcubus · 1 year
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𝐊𝐍𝐘 𝐏𝐄𝐓 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐇𝐂𝐒
:ఌ¨ ♱ 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 : kyojuro, tanjiro, and zenitsu.
:ఌ¨ ♱ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 : reader is implied to be fem, the term "wife" is used!
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𝐊𝐘𝐎𝐉𝐔𝐑𝐎 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐎𝐊𝐔
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— As much as pet names make his heart soar, he melts when you call him by his first name. The tender way your lips form around each syllable as if his name was something so dear to you. It makes his stomach flip every time you utter it. Kyojuro. Kyojuro. Kyojuro~ nothing sets his heart ablaze quite like your adoring voice echoing his name back to him.
— He’s Rengoku to most that know him, big brother to Senjuro, but to you he’s just Kyojuro. Your Kyojuro.
— However, there are some pet names that get those butterflies going: my love, honey, baby—something about being called baby makes him soften visibly. He gets that wet smile on his face and big eyes that say, Yes that’s me.
— He really really likes it when you call him “husband” there’s something so domestic and coy about it that makes his heart flutter. 
“Husbanddd, I require your assistance!” You often shout to him from the other room when you need help with something, and whether it’s simply a dish from a high shelf or a piece of furniture that needs to be moved, he pops his head into the room with an enthusiastic “Yes, wife!?”
(He especially likes it if you aren’t married yet, so when you teasingly call him “husband” it sounds like a promise.)
— Kyojuro has a multitude of pet names for you! He thinks your name is beautiful but he only calls you it when he’s feeling serious. Prepare to adopt second names by the day. 
— Names such as: my love, my flame, my heart’s fire, darling flame, my heart.
— And if he’s feeling particularly syrupy? He'll sing out names like sunflower and sunshine. cus you’re the ever-glimmering light of his life 🥺
— Everything that comes out of this man’s mouth sounds like a declaration of love.
— Another one he’s fond of is little flame.
“I’m not so little!“ you’d proclaim, making a face as he pats your head affectionately.
“Compared to me you are!” he’d laugh with his whole chest, teeth showing as he tosses his head back in glee.
— And even if you’re taller than him (which I’m sure he’d find incredibly enchanting, being able to rest his head on your shoulder and standing on his tippy toes to kiss you) you’re still his cute little flame.
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𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐎 𝐊𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐎
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— He’s pure as they come when it comes to romance; shy but loyal to a fault! Tanjiro is a little clueless on how to go about the whole relationship business being so sheltered, all of his knowledge of courting rituals and such he observed from his parents (and they weren’t around very long to teach him 💀)
— Tanjiro honestly loves to call you by your name. He thinks it’s pretty and suits you perfectly. It took a great deal of conditioning to convince him it was alright to call you by your first name. To call you by your first name feels like an honor, so naturally, he’d want to utter it as often as you’d allow. 
— You can’t help but love the way he almost whispers it like a precious secret between you. His gentle voice always takes on an adoring quality when he says your name, every syllable honeyed and reverent.
— Tanjiro’s pet names are sickeningly sweet things like: sweetheart, flower, beautiful, and petal.
Nothing better than waking up to his kind gaze already trained on you, a muttered “good morning, beautiful.” against your temple as you’re still stirring from sleep. He gets that lovesick puppy look on his face when you reply with, “good morning to you too, handsome.”
— Tanjiro would let you call him anything you wanted, no matter how silly. You can’t go wrong with a cute shortening of his name like Tanji or a simple “my love” if you’re feeling sappy—and with such a loving partner as Tanjiro, wouldn’t you? He loves you so passionately it’s hard not to let the syrupy pet names fall like rain when he looks at you like that.
— His favorite though? Honey. Something about it just makes his brain turn to mush, he’d do anything for you when you call him that.
“Tanjiro honey, the bathroom door’s stuck shut again!” You’d holler, bouncing a fussing child with one hand and trying to pry the stubborn door open with the other. 
He’s at your side in seconds, wrenching the door open with considerable force. You sigh in relief, smiling when you feel his lips against your cheek, and watch as he shushes your child by simply stroking a thumb over their forehead.
“Thank you, honey,” you sighed, planting your own kiss to your husband’s cheek. He only beams, holding the door open for you and scooping your child into his own arms to let you have some much-needed alone time. 
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𝐙𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐀
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— I think it’s pretty obvious that Zenitsu is an avid pet name enjoyer, both giving and receiving! 
— He struggles not to shorten your name or replace it entirely with sugary pet names before you’re even official. And once you are irrevocably his? Prepare to forget your real name because you’ll never hear it from him again. Y/n? Who’s that?
— Your new names include: dearest, my love, sweetie, angel, peach blossom, sugar, honey—the list goes on and on! 
— His pet names only get sillier and sappier, but you’ll never have a dull moment with him that’s for sure. Zenitsu also uses the silly ones to make you laugh and can you blame him? It's his favorite sound <3
— Zenitsu doesn’t expect you to pick up his habit and start calling him your own sweet names.
— The first time you called him sweetheart his head whipped around so fast, eyes sparkling as he looked left and right, pointing to himself to ensure you were speaking to him. And when you nod he nearly bursts into joyous tears, fists clinging onto your kimono. It’s the first time he’d been given a sweet name, he can’t help blubbering his approval into your clothes.
— Zenitsu turns to mush before your eyes for any pet names, but his personal favorites to be called are: sweetheart (he melts every time), my love, my heart, and baby—that name in particular makes him get all misty-eyed and following after you like a puppy (another name I HIGHLY recommend calling him)
— Definitely soft for being called “husband.” it reminds him that he’s found someone that isn’t going to give up on him. No matter how many times he cries or falters; you’ll always be right there by his side. And then of course being married is his ultimate fantasy, so he can’t help but puff up with pride when you refer to him as your husband.
— Call him “pretty boy” and he’ll actually die. local man found dead in the marketplace after being called pretty by his own wife.
— it gets to a point where he grimaces when you use his actual name like who tf is Zenitsu? He’s sweetheart? He’s baby? 🤨
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meowzfordayz · 2 years
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telling tanjirou you self harm(ed)
Author’s Note: proceed w/ caution. Read CW (content warnings).
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telling tanjirou you self harm(ed)
Kamado Tanjirou x Reader
Word Count: ~600
CW: self harm references, traumatic references
Emergency Request Fulfilled: ⚠️TW FOR SH⚠️
I started hurting myself a few years ago and now I didn‘t do it since Easter Holidays and the scars are still there and I‘m actually very close to relapsing so I thought you could eventually do a Tanjiro x Reader headcanon on how he‘d react to his gf doing that to herself and what he‘d do now that he knows
~faqs~
Ngl, first thing that comes to mind is: he’d be a lil clueless as to what to do/how to react
My pet peeve (which, I realize SH is a personal experience and don’t mean to assume/project onto anyone else’s experiences) when it comes to SH is ppl overreacting (yes I’m hurting; no don’t treat me ~too differently), but ofc, underreacting certainly doesn’t feel particularly supportive or loving either
And I think Tanjirou would be intuitively aware of this (the tentative balance between showing concern vs becoming overwhelming), and thus panic inwardly: Do I hug them? Should I ask questions? How can I help? Is it even my place to help?
All the while you’re staring at your palms (for the sake of imagery/setting: how about your bedroom? there’s something intimate and genuine about sitting crossed legged—facing each other—toward the edge of your bed, Tanjirou grappling w/ his words as you avoid eye contact), unsure whether you’d rather he say something or nothing
“Thank you for telling me,” he finally murmurs, eyes soft and glistening, voice strained yet steady — disappointed but adoring
“I just thought you’d want to know,” you mumble quietly, stare sharpening, attempting to drill holes through your trembling fingers, hyper aware of his searching, caring gaze
“I want to know everything about you,” he admits, fondness creeping onto the tip of his tongue
And you promised yourself you wouldn’t cry, but the trust and fragility in the hesitant way his fingertips dig into his thighs has your eyes glistening too
“You can touch me, you know?” you whisper, space between you wavering, his fingertips pausing, calloused thumb reaching for the damp splotches on your palms, smearing your fear with a practiced reassurance
Are we okay? Do you hate me? Can you love me as I am? tangled roots grown over days, months, years; of loathing, of proving yourself To whom?, of a sticky, familiar dread
“You don’t want to touch me?” you hadn’t intended to verbalize the worst case scenario etched in your skin, but confession brought as much relief as it brought a condescending urgency to lose yourself to the infinite noise of What if Tanjirou’s lying?
He frowns at that, harsh, “No!” puncturing your cushion of deprecation, “I want to touch you!” blushing despite himself, “I want to touch all of you,” scooting over until his knee bumps against yours, “I cherish you.”
Because even though he’s still figuring out how to perfectly communicate the scribbles—the insatiable desire, need to make you believe—clinging to the back of his throat, he wants you to know
Wants you to know how deeply, indisputably, he believes in you
He knows believing isn’t enough: knows pretty words and prettier gestures can’t replace uprooting, well, the root of the problem — knows he isn’t qualified to help you
But he can support you, encourage and listen to you, dispel the creases in your loneliness
TL;DR? I hate romanticizing SH, but I also strongly hc that Tanjirou would have comforting ~instincts
100% the type to overthink his immediate reaction, but you can just feel that he means well
Lets you take the lead, all the while offering his hand, his head, his heart
Physical proximity? Researching therapists/educating himself to better understand SH? Floating further than you could possibly return safely from; needing someone to remind you of what’s real?
He’s got you 
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saltysnowbrid · 2 years
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My OTPs !!!
Im a multi shipper but I don't have 828730039 otps
CHILUMI (CHILDE X LUMINE - GENSHIN IMPACT)
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This ship gets way too much hate, most ppl saying it's pedophilia but lumine and aethers ages are confirmed to be over 500 years if it were pedophilia i think Childe would be the victim lmfao. They are literally so cute they have the enemies to lovers cliché which is basic but I love it. This ship is also so good for angsty fanarts and fics.
XIAOVEN (XIAO X VENTI - GENSHIN IMPACT)
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To be fair I haven't been indulging in this ship in a while but it's gotta be my favorite Venti or Xiao ship. This ship is also extremely viable with angst. This is ship is so innocent too I love it 💕
RENGA (REKI X LANGA - SK8 THE INFINITY)
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Im pretty sure the ENTIRE sk8 fandom ships this lmao. They're just perfect for each other. They complete each other. Gay skater boys what more could i say
IZUOCHA (IZUKU X OCHACO - MY HERO ACADEMIA)
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Well they're canon so like i gotta ship it. Deku's flustered moments are so amusing to watch imo. I literally rewatch everytime uraraka gets jealous bc deku is literally surrounded by other girls for no reason. They're friendship is also adorable i might even be ok if they didn't up being confirmed canon relationship.
BAKUDEKU (KATSUKI X IZUKU - MY HERO ACADEMIA)
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In comes the toxicity??? Idk I'm still kinda new to the BnHA fandom but ik the fandom is super toxic abt bkdk vs izuocha or just ships in general. But how could I NOT ship this??? As a multishipper i feel obligated to ship anything that works and is cute. I don't even know which deku ship i like better, it's the same as how i can't choose who my favorite character is (bakugo or todoroki??) But yeah bkdk dynamic is like friends to enemies to friends to lovers or something even more complicated lmao. Idk why but I see a lot of fics and edits that are like angsty?? Like deku likes kacchan but kacchan likes Kiri (。•́︿•̀。) or baku likes deku but deku is looking at uraraka (ᗒᗩᗕ)
XIAOLUMI (XIAO X LUMINE - GENSHIN IMPACT)
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Tbh this isn't rlly an OTP anymore but it used to be. Like a year ago. The ship is still super cute tho Xiao is protective but not in a possessive way like Childe whos a possessive yandere and will personally chop you into pieces if you so much as look at her for a second too long... Why am I making this abt chilumi now NO. The traveler is the only one Xiao opens up to which is cute, traveler is the only "mortal" he responds to.
TODOMOMO (SHOTO X MOMO - MY HERO ACADEMIA)
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Idk they're just cute yk. They have the rich power couple vibes, they both got into UA through recommendations. They are literally each other's biggest fans and of all todoroki or yaomomo ships this makes the most sense.
GIYUSHINO (GIYU X SHINOBU - DEMON SLAYER)
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Not really an OTP but they are cute. I think I might ship it more if i didn't know how things end up with shinobu. It's cute when shinobu teases tomioka and tomioka is just so clueless abt everything i love giyu i ship giyu x me /j
TANKANA (TANJIRO X KANAO - DEMON SLAYER)
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There isn't that much canon content fueling this ship but I always have the fanarts which make me ship everything even more... i didn't finish the manga but I do know that it's implied that they end up together and have grandchildren, but that last episode from season one Kanao was totally feeling something prove me wrong. Kanao reminds me of myself.. docile :(
Also do ppl actually ship tanjiro with rengoku that's kinda... Pedophilia and weird even if it wasn't....
XINGYUN (XINGQIU X CHONGYUN - GENSHIN IMPACT)
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They are so babie. They have such a cute friendship that im ok with a romantic or platonic ship between them. They are undoubtedly the cutest most innocent ship in genshin if you ignore the fanarts about yandere Xingqiu hahaha....ha...
Ok there's more but IG not bc i can only put 10 pictures *cries* 。:゚(;´∩`;)゚:。
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zestys-world · 3 years
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Are They Even Human?
kny one-shot | tanjiro-centric | slight manga spoilers for Inosuke's backstory | some minor ocs (Tanjiro's grandparents, Zenitsu's parents)
Cross posted from wattpad (itszesty)
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People called Tanjiro many things when he was younger.
His family adored him. They called him 'amazing' and 'the best big brother in the world'. Those words would always make his heart soar and his eyes smile.
The people in the village thought he was weird. The children would walk up to him on his coal-selling trips in the village and call him names.
They'd say;
"You're too boring"
"Your scar is weird"
"You're too obsessed with your family"
"Creepy"
"A human dog"
"Your eyes look unnatural"
"Boring"
He didn't mind. They were all clueless kids who never knew of the joy of being able to put food on their family's plates. If he was anyone else, he'd call them slackers. But Tanjiro wasn't like that, he was someone who loved humans. He  was filled to the brim with empathy and compassion.
Still, he couldn't ever shake off the pit in his stomach whenever a kid pointed at him and laughed when he walked past them.
He knew he could never tell anyone in the village about his ability. He couldn't tell his family either, what if they thought he was weird too?
So he stayed quiet.
But the thing was, Tanjiro was way less normal than what met the eye. His eyes could see the dead.
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Tanjiro wouldn't necessarily call what he saw spirits. No, what he saw was the regrets of humanity in a sentient form. They didn't have smells either. There was no way he could compare them to humans. Not when the people he saw were so full of life. Not when 'human' included all his little siblings and his mother. There was no way.
The first one he saw was his grandfather. One moment, the old man lay gasping for breath on his death bed. His hands intertwined with his wife's, the light behind his eyes fading as his fingers went limp. Then another, he was standing next to Tanjiro.
He tapped on his mother's arm.
"Why are you crying?"
She wiped the trails of tears of her cheeks, "Tanjiro, ...he's...not gonna wake up"
Tanjiro tilted his head.
"But he's right there," He said, gesturing to his grandfather beside him.
Tears pooled up in her eyes as she pulled him into a hug. Tanjiro didn't understand. Why was she so sad? This was all a huge joke right? He was right there!
Tanjiro ripped himself out of his mother's arms and grabbed onto his grandfather's hand.
His fingers grasped thin air.
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Tanjiro started noticing them more after that. He noticed how some people looked a little too pale. How someone could be crying on the side of a road but there tears never pooled up on the ground. The way some people walked through solid walls and floated a little above the ground.
He also noticed how some people would have ghostly pale figures following them.
His grandfather never left his wife's side, whenever Tanjiro hugged her he had to try his best not to look into the old man's eyes. Luckily, she barely visited and isolated herself in her own home until she died of despair. With her left her husband.
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He was not prepared for his father's death. Sure, Tanjuro Kamado was a sick man and he was getting worse everyday but actually seeing him on his death bed was a whole other thing.
As his siblings cried, he dreaded what he'd see when he looked anywhere other than the floor.
He looked up, praying that he'd see only one of his father. Tanjiro's gaze met nothing but the limp body of his father, a smile still on his face and his eyes closed.
Somehow, that was worse.
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Tanjiro knew his family was dead the moment he saw them waiting for him at the bottom of the hill.
His heart sank into his chest.
Rokuta tried pulling on his sleeve but his tiny little fingers went through the fabric. His face scrunched up and he wailed.
Takeo picked him up and stared straight into Tanjiro's eyes. His mother held on tightly to the shivering forms of Hanako and Shigeru.
She looked at him with tear filled eyes, "Nezuko is still alive"
Tanjiro had never ran faster in his life.
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On the day before the final selection, Tanjiro asked his master about what he saw.
"Who knows? Maybe you see ghosts? Maybe you're crazy? I personally think you see the last wishes and thoughts a human possesses before they die"
"You believe me?"
"We live in a world full of man eating demons. Ghosts aren't that much of a surprise"
Tanjiro thought about Sabito and Makomo. It had always bothered him how much they reminded him of the things he saw. But the fact remained, they were too alive. They were strong, they could kick his ass. No other ghost he saw was like that. Maybe those two were just that extraordinary.
"I guess they didn't want you to be lonely, Urokodaki-san"
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Inosuke and Zenitsu were weird, and that was coming from Tanjiro. And he wasn't talking about they're personalities. Tanjiro grew up the oldest of six, he had his fair share of experience with childish antics.
What he found weird was the ghosts that followed them.
A woman hovered behind Inosuke wherever he went, mumbling about pinky promises. The woman always tried to hug him and looked heart broken every time her hands phased through him.
A young man and woman trailed after Zenitsu wherever they went. They looked at him and shouted apologies through tears. Tanjiro didn't think his heart could take another 'I'm so sorry for leaving you behind!'.
One day, the three were talking and landed upon the subject of parents.
"My parents abandoned me when I was younger...my mom probably hated me
Tanjiro looked at the people standing behind Zenitsu.
"No, I'm pretty sure your parents loved you more than anything"
The woman mouthed a small 'thank you' as the man smiled for the first time.
Inosuke laughed, "I don't have parents!"
"No stupid, everyone has a mom!," Zenitsu countered.
Tanjiro looked at the woman, "Yeah I'm pretty sure you did have a mom. I bet she loved you a lot"
The woman smiled and tried to hug Inosuke. She still looked sad when her arms passed through him.
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The pillars had the most ghosts he'd ever seen. He was overwhelmed with all the people he saw. Tanjiro definitely looked like an idiot, looking into thin air, mouth gaping like a fish.
At the butterfly manor, he saw a woman with butterfly clips and a sweet voice. She talked to him about how she wished demons and humans could coexist when he paced around the gardens alone.
One day, the insect pillar caught him talking to her.
"Who are you talking to?"
Tanjiro thought about Sabito and Makomo, so full of life even after death. Inosuke's mother, who still wanted to stay with her son after death. Zenitsu's parents, who's apologies could only be heard by Tanjiro. His family, trying to save Nezuko moments after death before disappearing. They were more human than the demons he killed every day.
"Someone"
Shinobu raised her eyebrows, "A little more specific?"
Tanjiro smiled, "I'm just talking to another human"
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Yeah so um that was kinda all over the place and I'm too lazy to spell/grammar check it. No one's gonna see this but why not? svhsbeheh
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Hi!!!!!!! Can I request one for the shinazugawa brothers where the reader is their sister and she is very cute, naive, and cheerful. They dote on her often especially the other pillars. They get overprotective when zenitsu, inosuke, tanjirou came and the three really found her cute. And the pillars are basically so protective. But she treats everyone as her brother/sister and help them. Thank youuuuu😊😊
hi!!!!!! omg i love this request thank you very much !!! 
Warnings : the shinazugawa bros being overprotective, the trio wanting to protect you at all costs, you being clueless, SPOILERS!!!!
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oh boy.
sO
you’re one of the youngest (you actually survived because you were w/ Genya)
despite what happened you never stopped smiling and laughing
which is why you’re the only one who can calm both Sanemi and Genya
you’re not like them 
you’re sweet
cheerful
and quite naive shall i say
so 
THEY PROTECC
AND ATTACC
you actually have a bad time trying to make them “meet”
like we know why Sanemi is avoiding Genya
but you WON’T ACCEPT IT
“my brothers WILL NOT keep avoiding each other while i’m alive ! >:(”
little did you know, Sanemi heard that
and he CRIED HARD
“my baby sister is so sweet omg kill me”
also
be sure to receive A LOT of presents and attention
like
Mitsuri will always give you heart-shaped sweets
and Shinobu is the first to treat your wounds
Rengoku always makes sure you’re fine
Uzui once proposed you to be his daughter
Giyuu always has a little smile when he’s around you
Obanai WILL HARM ANYONE APPROACHING YOU I’M NOT JOKING
Himejima feels like he could die because he feels so  p e a c e f u l  around you !!!!
Muichiro actually remembers your birthday
so basically, the pillars love you so much it hurts
BUT
when Tanjiro, Zenitsu and Inosuke (+Nezuko, don’t forget the baby !!!!) arrived
oh boy
the trio almost fell in love
Tanjiro thinks of you as a new little sister because of your cheerfulness and your innocence !! he’s so happy to see someone like you, your smell is so pure he feels like crying
Zenitsu actually tried to marry you, but Genya gave this “don’t approach her or i kill you” vibe so the poor boy just gave up
Inosuke wanted to fight you at first
but when he saw your smile
he felt giddy
so he yelled at you
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME!!!!!!”
and when you tilted your head with a cute expression
you killed him
just to say the trio actually love spending time with you !!!
but your bros think otherwise
“they want to kiss my sister, that’s NOT going to happen !!”
so they tried to keep you out of their reach
like when tanjiro tried to say hello, 
Sanemi came and said “you f*cker go train” and took you
or when Zenitsu tried to talk to you, Genya BARKED (omg) and Zenitsu SCREECHED
even the other pillars began to get even more overprotective (if that was even possible)
but, oblivious little you couldn’t understand anything like all you thought was ; 
“oh i’m so happy to spend time with my family !!”
so when Genya asked you if you actually liked the trio (one in particular), you said : 
“Yeah !”
Genya was shooketh, so was Sanemi
THEIR sister fell in love ?
nO frEaKing WaY
but then
“They’re kind of family for me now ! but I love Genya and Sanemi much  more !!!”
Genya actually cried and felt so soft, and Sanemi hid his face with his hands, he was RED
you said that with such a cute smile, and honestly, they couldn’t dream of a better sister !!
but still, Genya and Sanemi would ALWAYS protect you !!
E X T R A 
you loved playing with Nezuko’s hair while telling her what your brothers did today.
and she would let some noises to tell you she related or she understood
you two were adorable omg
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Sacred Beasts 2 | Astra 2 - 3 | Given 1 - 2 | DanMachi II 1 | Demon Slayer 15 - 16 | Dr Stone 2 | Fruits Basket 14 | Cop Craft 2 - 3
Rolling out the tags soon.
Sacred Beasts 2
“Sissy” always pissed me off as a nickname for your sister. It’s clearly meant as a term of endearment in some cases, but it also is the equivalent of “wuss”, y’know???
I’ve seen mushroom soup out of a tin…that don’t look like mushroom soup in that case.
Uh, random question…she has th same surname as Will, but is Schaal herself adopted???
Y’should’ve followed Hank, Nancy…(is her name Nancy or Schaal? Schaal is her middle name, yet she seems more commonly referred to as Schaal…hmm.)
*sees synopsis* - No one mentioned Nancy’s hometown was called Livletwood Village…
I pause my shows a lot to get down these notes…then Crunchyroll or my internet (or both!) cursed me with regular buffering (that can sometimes play video and subs through it, but generally sets down a few seconds after unpausing and lasts for a minute) and made it a pain in the butt to make these notes. But you do realise I basically have notes for almost every show I’ve ever watched under this system? These notes are special to me, which is why I put up with the buffering. It also means impactful scenes lose their impact, meaning well-paced shows get favoured in my picking process on CR these days.
Astra 2
Yup, the 2nd time we talk about how to scavenge for food this season – gotta remember this…in case I ever get into a situation like that. You never know! (creates “The More You Know” star with hands)
I-awwwwwww…I never thought I’d see the day where the Luca Javelin would get animated, much less Astra as a series. Dang, is this a dream???
Eyyyyy. Nothing like endangering your little sister to really understand why you love her…much less understand that you love her in the first place. (partially sarcastic)
Given 1
This is my second rodeo with BL anime (I’ve only read one BL manga and it was pretty darn mediocre, but the one BL game I tried was okay)…hopefully it’s good.
Was there the ticking of a clock in the background???
…and cut to OP. Yay! I can predict when the OP happens now…(It only took me years of training…okay, I’m kidding.)
I think this OP is like a music video…and I think that’s the point.
Kaji??? Is this Eva (LOL)?
I’m no band person – I was merely a solo pianist in my time with music, although notably I did have to sing for one of the musical pieces – but “Thom Yorke” and “Keith Richards” sound familiar. Why???...Okay, so it seems Thom Yorke is part of Radiohead and Keith Richards is part of the Rolling Stones. I’m familiar with those bands by name, at least.
Lemme guess…this guy (Ritsuka) sucks at improv.
I had to go back and find out what Yayoi said a few lines ago…and  love her already because she’s like “You suck”…she’s just like me, to be honest.
Early husbando predictions say Haruki is my dude of the season.
Seeing manly dudes act like blushing schoolgirls is great…!
Yushiro-who???...Okay, Yushiro Ishihara is apparently that’s a singer that’s already passed away, but has a bit of a rep behind him.
Is it just me, or is Ritsuka basically a lesser Bakugo…?
Come to think of it, it would be hard for me to teach someone piano now that I haven’t properly played since the end of 2014…almost 5 years. Geesh, that’s a long time.
Welp, that was…actually pretty good. The only thing that sucks is that this ED isn’t rock, to go with the rest of the show.
DanMachi II 1
Another counterintuitive name for a sequel anime season…this is my last premiere before I wrap them up, or at least until Machikado Mazoku (or whatever) land on CR.
…and of course, it’s back to Big Boobies (aka Hestia). She’s probably the worst part of the show for me.
Why does Bell need an advisor anyway…? I never thought about it when watching s1.
Who’s this Naza-sama, anyway…?...Okay, it seems she’s a doctor from the Miach Familia. I don’t remember her from s1, really.
I’ve forgotten who Asfi is as well…Oh yeah, that blue-haired woman from the Hermes Famlia. Hermes seems like a bit of a loose cannon – the sort who wouldn’t have a Familia if given the chance – though.
I think we saw Freya in s1…just scheming behind the scenes…
Hermes looks like a sleazebag half the time he’s on screen…
I forgot how much I loved Miach’s character design in s1...and to a lesser extent, Takemikazuchi.
Demon Slayer 15
…Zenitsu is annoying again.
I didn’t think Tanjiro was scared of anything…excpt maybe losing Nezuko again.
Oh! I just realised Natagumo has a hint in its name…The “gumo” can be read “kumo”…as in cloud or spider, but it’s given with the kanji for spider so it can only be a spider-related problem on Mt Natagumo.
I’d hate to have Smellovision on this show…(What’s Smellovision, you ask??? Here, read up on it…at least, I was thinking of the Google variant, so read up on the Google version.)
Ukogi appears to be a type of plant known as eleutherococcus and ukogi rice is rice with ukogi leaves.
Dr Stone 2
Episode 3’s title is like “Weapons…of SCIENCE! *cue Bill Nye the Science Guy theme song*”
Ooh, nice angle! (on Senku and petrified!Yuzuriha being protected by Taiju…and not just because Yuzuriha’s butt is showing…)
“You can eat lion?” – No duh, Taiju!
“I want to give thanks to the circle of life…” – Sorry, but can I interrupt with a meme here? *cue ululations that ae meant to imitate the iconic song from The Lion King, y’know, the one that goes “Ahhhhhhh zee bun yah… (etc.)”*
Tsukasa’s frickin’ tall, man! Look at him tower over Taiju and Senku…
Having read the manga before, I just realised Tsukasa is mighty suspicious when he says Senku could be able to rebuild civilisation from scratch. That was harder to recognise in manga format though, I think.
I also didn’t realise, but the shell tale is talking about Tsukasa! Hmm…interesting.
Dr Stone’s ED…never in my life did I think it was going to be a rap song. Unless, of course, it’s a science rap…(There’s hydrogen and helium and lithium, berrylium…uh, I don’t remember the words after that…)
Oh, that next-ep font takes me back…it reminds me of the 90s, where terrible WordArt font like that was everywhere and I had to get by on Lucida Calligraphy.
Fruits Basket 14
Oh, crab meat…these CGI cars look absolutely terrible…
Pay attention to the relationship between Kyo and Kyoko…you people who don’t know about manga!Furuba are in for a real revelation on that front.
Wow, the effects on the flowers are really pretty for the ED…
Cop Craft 2
That OP is just so good…*swoon*
Well…they spelt “Unknown” wrong…on Kei’s phone.
Hmm…I think the insert song was in English.
Astra 3
Oh…something didn’t make sense. It turns out the word the subber is using is “attitude” when it should actually be altitude…
Given 2
Ooh, Haruki does coffee in the OP! I didn’t notice that, since I had to skip it…there’s some kinda suckish buffering on CR, which is why I have to skip as much as I can.
Welp, I’m a pianist. I’m as clueless as any other non-guitar player when it comes to guitars, so I don’t mind the lesson but also don’t need it.
Given this is a BL/yaoi (no pun intended), I think Akihiko and Haruki should pair up…but maybe I’m just going nuts with the shipper glasses here.
“You’re going to have to do something about that soon.”
Aye…I relate, Mafuyu. When you’re younger, you can beg your parents for money, but equipment, books etc. really costs some hard cash. I remember having to go to Hong Kong to find a pearl pink metronome on the cheap…the poor thing isn’t getting much use now. (But still, I think the more I watch and see Haruki in action, the more I like him. Not necessarily as a husbando, but more in the sense of that one cool dude you gravitate towards.)
It randomly cut to Salon Harusame…don’t tell me this is how Haruki gets his money???
I think the comment that said “lolol” actually had 超 in front of it, so that would be “super lololol” or, in my personal way of saying it, “major lololol”.
Oh, so that’s what was in the OP!
I swear Uesama (LOL) should just get a job as a guitar tutor to little kids…well, that would work if he were in college/uni, maybe.
Hey, a girl! Didn’t expect one in a BL work…(LOL, my standards are so low for BL/yaoi, eh?)
Hmm…I get the feeling amateurs get their hands on acoustic models instead. I know a guitar player, y’know (although again, that doesn’t mean I know the first thing about playing a guitar).
I love how the show turned green all of a sudden. The colours match the mood, basically.
Demon Slayer 16  
This episode’s titlecard only has a wave pattern…I probably know what the pattern is called, but I’ve…probably forgotten that name.
Hey, a Demon Slayer girl! (My standards seem to have been lowered in regards to seeing gals in leading or even supporting roles…It’s more acceptable for Demon Slayer, given its historical setting, but still, how sad it is to not see many girls…)
(TW: abuse) Why…for some reason, this feels like an abusive household, specifically where the father does evil things to the mother…but this time, the son’s part of the problem.
I find it funny Zenitsu just calls Inosuke “Wild Boar”. To be fair though, I don’t think Inosuke introduced himself to Zenitsu, way back when they were meant to.
This scene where Zenitsu is crying and has his back turned to the “camera”…they clearly used a CGI model for him.
It’s a BODY! Holy s(BLEEP)!
“Chu-Chu chuuuuun!” Oh my glob, Ukogi is so adorable~!
Hey…where was Ukogi hiding before he chose to come out again?
Another CGI model when Zenitsu walks away from the camera. It’s so dark, nobody can see Ukogi…I don’t think he has a CGI model and that’s good.
I had a weird thought, but…I think Tanjiro would be a good breakdancer, if he were living in 2019.
Inosuke, you did it! But I wonder if those stats are correct and Inosuke’s going to call his name properly at climactic moments…?
Cop Craft 3
Brother Kenny…you’re just lewd.
“…O or V or A.” – Aside from OVAs, hmm…O would be (CENSORED), V I don’t know about and A…I don’t know either, but I guess it’s (CENSORED).
Kei Manoba (sic).
Doreany seems to be humanity…Did they already introduce that? I forget.
This show looks pretty bad, but the story makes the stay worth it.
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