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Ok so I haven’t put any of my clerks content on here since 2023 so I’m gonna start with my newer stuff and then post older stuff :3
#90s icons#90s movies#artists on tumblr#elias clerks2#clerks1994#clerksmovie#clerks fanart#clerks headcanon#clerks 3#clerks animated#clerks animated series#clerks#dantehicksxrandalgraves#dante x randal#dante hicks#randal graves#jay and silent bob#mlp
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You know what? We balling- Gimme some headcannons for the reader being in a poly relationship with our good weed dealers Jay and Silent Bob! (A male!reader pov would be preferred, but ya’ tend to make em gender neutral anyhoo so it’s whatever!)
The three musty queers
Jay ABSOLUTELY brings up being a band at some point. I like to think that you guys at least buy instruments, but he asks "when are we gonna get to the good shit" too much.
Assuming at least one of you can drive, you all squeeze into the front. Trust me, it's safe. If anything goes wrong, Silent Bob will soccer mom save you(ya know, putting your arm over them). Too bad this would just snap it in half
Jay can live his dream of sucking this and that bitch off in order to make like a circus seal.
You guys either smooch by having one smooch the other then passing it on or stand in a group and attempt to kiss each other's lips at the same time
Silent Bob might be the more intelligent one, but do I think he can drive? fuck no! hopefully you can or else you're screwed.
If you work somewhere other than the quickstop or rst, they're probably gonna deal outside of there. Maybe they'll switch it up every so often because "not even the finest bitch on the planet can stop them from making some motherfuckin money"
you all light your joints together, like, one lights his, then yall put them together. Or you get a bong made for three people to smoke. I don't even know if that's a thing, but it's going to be.
If you don't smoke, they'll still have the three person one for you. If you ever change your mind.
Millennium has 3 dads now. Damn girl! Save some for the rest of us!
#kevin smith#view askewniverse#view askew headcanons#view askew#jay & silent bob#jay and silent bob reboot#jay and silent bob strike back#clerks#clerks1994#clerks animated#jay and silent bob x reader#x reader#headcanons#poly headcanons#male reader
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Here’s my designs for the genderbent version of clerks. I actually got the idea from this genderbent clerks fanfic on ao3 so if u wrote that ur special ❤️
Audio: Yolo Crystal Fantasy
Danielle “Danny” Hicks she still dresses the same way as Dante I think she doesn’t like showing too much skin either and prefers to wear baggy comfy clothes but she’ll still wear some girly girl clothes when she wants to.
Rachel Graves gave the nickname “Danny” to Danielle. I think she’d be a lil more tomboyish but she’s not opposed to showing up to work in a bikin she don’t gaf. I just gave her shorts and longer hair.
Jay gives bimbocore and Barb gives mom friend I didn’t really change much. I decided to keep Jay’s name becuz yeah and I couldn’t stop laughing at Silent Barbra😭 anyway I gave Jay some eyeliner, lashes, a crop top sweater and Barbra a skirt.
#fan edit#my edit#90s icons#90s movies#clerks edit#clerks1994#clerksmovie#randal graves#dante hicks#dantehicksxrandalgraves#yolo crystal fantasy#genderbend#genderbent#genderbent au#lesbians#❤️
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I created designs for the characters parents/ guardians I think some ppl made Randal have parents but I just felt like he was raised by his grandma and never knew his parents like his mom just dropped him off at his meemaw’s house as a baby and he never saw her again and ig that’s sorta why he is the way he is becuz his grandma was like him personality wise wen she got older like they loved each other but wen it came to giving hugs they were like “nah”😭
I think Edith died in between the 1st and the 2nd movie and Maria died in between the 2nd and the 3rd Cyrus is still kickin it somewhere. Cyrus and Maria Divorce wen all their kids became adults🧍♂️
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A little bit of a clerks art dump I should draw more of Dante and his daughter❤️
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How’s the Clerks fandom doing🫡
#90s icons#90s movies#clerks edit#clerks1994#clerksmovie#randal graves#clerks#dante hicks#jay and silent bob#clerks 2#art#clerks animated series#digital art
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The audio is from absolutely fabulous some Clerks stuff I did
#fan edit#my edit#90s icons#90s movies#tiktok edits#clerks edit#tiktok trend#clerks1994#clerksmovie#randal graves#clerks#dante hicks#jay and silent bob#clerks 2#clerks animated series#art#digital art#clerks fanart#clerks 3
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#fan edit#my edit#90s icons#90s movies#tiktok edits#tiktok trend#clerks edit#clerks1994#clerksmovie#randal graves#clerks#dante hicks#jay and silent bob#clerks 2#clerks animated series
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I headcannon that Dante has 2 older brothers and that he's Mexican so here are his two older brothers also i put their ages for each movie and when Dante was wittle also a little animation for a trend on tiktok🫶🏾
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I forgot to post this my bad yall 😭 I’m making something for Halloween too so don’t worry I’ll still post once in a while🥺
#fan edit#my edit#90s icons#90s movies#tiktok edits#tiktok trend#clerks edit#clerks1994#clerksmovie#randal graves#clerks#dante hicks#jay and silent bob#clerks 2#clerks animated series
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A Clerks Sleepover And How I Think That Would Go
Elias is the first one to fall asleep, the poor sap. He may never be able to wash the Sharpie dicks off his face for as long as he lives. Thank Randal for that. I think that if he ever got the single testicle to do something back, it'd be like putting that Lord of The Rings necklace he wears on him and being like "hehehe guess you do like The Rings."
Jay would absolutely get in on the dick drawing, drawing them on anything that moves. Sleep? Go to the bathroom? Invested in the movie? Calling your mother to see if she's okay in the hospital? Rookie move. You just got a dick on your face. Or anywhere. ANYWHERE. Cars, walls, the ceiling.
However, if Silent Bob were to fall asleep, Jay would manage to wake him up repeatedly by yelling at anyone that's too close, that he will "Fuck their shit up if they even think about dicking Silent Bob."
This all takes place in Dante's home. He wasn't invited.
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Musicians/Bands I Think View Askew Characters Would be Into
Dante Hicks-Andrew Bird, Nirvana, Beastie Boys, Joyner Lucas, unironically listens to 1-800 by logic, Cage the Elephant, Talking Heads
Randal Graves-Butthole Surfers, Pink Floyd, Limp Bizkit, King Diamond(canon), Slayer, Dead Kennedys, My Big Ten Inch by Bullmoose Jackson, Ghostbusters Theme by Ray Parker Jr., Rob Zombie , Misfits, Korn
Jay-Tyler The Creator, Slayer(canon), Primus, Limp Bizkit, Beastie Boys, Death Grips, Steppenwolf, My Chemical Romance, The Time(canon), Fleetwood Mac, Michael Jackson, Insane Clown Posse, Love Potion #9 by The Coasters, Suicidal Tendencies, Elvira, Exodus
Silent Bob-Candlebox, Shinedown, Gorillaz, Fleetwood Mac, David Bowie, Metallica, Jefferson Airplane, System Of A Down, Powerman 5000
Brodie Bruce-Green Day, Weezer, Carseat Headrest, DEVO, blink-182, The Offspring, The Presidents of The United States, Destructo Disk
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Im baaack🧍♂️
Song is Need by Keltiey
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halloween themed headcanons with the clerks crew? 🎃
First Request!! I hope these suffice, I loved doing them!
Dante ~ Dante, when he’s not working, probably doesn’t do much. I imagine that he doesn’t want to go to work all day, only to come home and deal with kids asking for things. However, I do think he decorates the Quick-Stop in cheap Halloween decorations, like ghosts hanging from the ceiling and bats on the sale signs. I think he has puts “Happy Halloween” on the open sign and a ‘take one’ bowl of candy by the cash register as well. He’d probably put a sale on candy, and definitely sticks those stupid jelly stickers to the windows.
Randal ~ Randal definitely plays the most terrifying shit full blast on the TV in the video store. I’m talking Human Centipede and weird porn. He would absolutely put this clown decoration that I saw at Spirit Halloween in the bathroom. It’s a clown that opens his trenchcoat to reveal another clown named ‘Willy’ that makes dick jokes because he’s at crotch level. When people complain about it, Randal acts like he doesn’t know how it got there. There’d be a sale on horror movies too, but no candy bowl this time. Randal doesn’t seem like the type of guy to hand out candy. What if those kids are pricks? Horror movie marathon is the way to go.
Jay/Silent Bob ~ Well, besides Jay yelling “HAPPY HALLOWEED!!” at passersby, these guys dress up as Bluntman and Chronic, maybe even zombie versions if they feel like getting serious. All their weed is Halloween themed now and will “make you feel like you’re in michael myers house or some shit” and comes with a melty handful of candy, of course he says something along the lines of “Buy it…if you dare!!” Sales are not good at this time of year. The boombox plays nothing but Halloween music and Jay has mastered the dance to thriller. Lights their blunts in people's Jack o' lanterns
Becky ~ Hates cutesy Halloween things, surprisingly. She buys the most terrifying shit imaginable. More tricks than treats. Probably dresses as a witch while at work and gives those little mooby’s cow plushes costumes like an angel and a devil. She hands out candy to kids, and is pretty popular due to practically throwing the bowl at them once she’s sick of doing it. Carves the sickest jack 'o lantern you've ever seen I think it’s her favorite holiday because it’s one of the few that has nothing to do with spending time with the ones you love.
I don’t think Elias celebrates Halloween LMAO
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