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giffypudding · 5 months
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They call it Francine's spot
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suiheisen · 5 months
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fascinated/horrified by this set of tweets…
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forecast0ctopus · 3 months
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scodeeyodee · 9 months
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Vacuumed Carpet CC
NOW PUBLIC!!
13 Swatches
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I need to clean my room but I can't clean my room because in order to clean my room I have to clean my room
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allhailwiggly · 6 months
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the main romantic couples of the hatchetfield trilogy are so funny bc two of them have a sweet and tentative relationship where the most intimate thing they do is hold hands. and then the third fucks in a cinema
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stararch4ngelqueen · 6 months
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Domestic Jason coming home from patrol (through a window preferably 🤭) to you singing and cleaning the apartment
Ima put Latina housewife (me) twist but imagine whatever song you want. Sorry this was too short!
Time Written - 7:14 p.m
The bedroom window was open, cream curtains ballooning outboards due to the warm, nightly breeze.
A smell of fresh cleaning products waffed through his nose when he hauls himself inside, catching glances of faint damp patches slowly drying along the hardwood floors.
Loud music played from the kitchen on a propped up tablet, not loud enough to disturb your neighbors, but just enough to prevent you hearing the heavy impact of his boot soles leaving prints along your freshly cleaned floor.
A smile automatically forms on his face at the sight of his girl mopping the kitchen tiles, wearing flops to keep your feet from getting wet. Nearby was a grey bucket half full with a concoction of diluted cleaning ingredients and warm water.
Not a single nerve in Jason’s body wanted to interrupt your work; especially your singing. Believing you were alone, coupling with the loud choice of tunes, you sang along to the lyrics without as much of a care in the world, especially when you believed your singing was awful.
You were his midnight songbird, that’s for sure. He adored your singing voice, even when you missed a few words or exhaled a few things in off pitch. It mattered little to him.
You clearly sang a lot better than he could possibly dance, that’s for certain.
It wasn’t long before you caught witness of red through the corner of your eye whilst you turned, brushing the mop over the same spot along the front of the stove.
“Look all you want, can’t touch without a price,” you tease after standing fully, using your volume buttons on your watch to control the connected tablet’s settings.
“Already put a ring on it, so it’s all free.” Came his quick reply, his smirk still hidden behind his mask.
You’d roll your eyes and scoff, under the supposed assumption that you were too disheveled in the midst of cleaning to receive these words from him.
Again, he didn’t care how you looked or what you were doing.
“Wanna help me with the last bit?” You motioned towards the un-mopped area by your front door.
Out of nowhere, he shifts his gaze elsewhere, purposefully stretching out his arms over his head whilst emitting a loud, over-exaggerated false yawn.
“Actually, think I’m gonna hit it early.”
“Jason,” you call him out, making him laugh and throw his arms back down.
Heavy boots lightly squeak against clean floor when he treads closer as you return the mop to its bucket, hugging your waist close once get got a hold of you.
“Missed you, babygirl.”
“Missed you too,” you smile, amused by his sudden burst of affection. You watch him unclasp his mask, pulling off the front to reveal his ever so handsome face. Dark, slightly silvery curls dampened with sweat nearly cling to his forehead, adding onto his rugged attraction you craved to see every night.
“Could listen to that sweet voice all night,” he hums against your cheek after pressing a kiss against it, trailing down along your neck. “How’s about singin’ a song for me later, hmm?”
Involuntary giggles left you when he found those ticklish, sensitive spots along your skin.
Questions on why he was home at this hour left your mind, all replaced by the feeling him peppering your neck with kisses. His faint stubble added onto the devilishly sweet sensation, making you forget your task.
It wasn’t until he pulled away, your unjustly habit of looking him up and down in his body clinging uniform made you quickly catch his mistake; one he attempted to hide in between pretty comments and loving gestures.
“Your boots got mud all over the floor!”
Jason’s laughter involuntarily grew a lot louder when you chased after him. A sight that every single cape wearing hero would talk about for ages if witnessed. “M’sorry! I’ll clean it up, babe!”
“You better, Jason Todd!”
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zooophagous · 1 month
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I don't understand dog people who hate cats because they think cats will piss and shit all over the house and make it smell bad because honestly having lived with both animals dogs are 1000000% more likely to piss and shit everywhere and make your house reek of excrement constantly
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68spidey · 6 months
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Low effort GhostPrice in these stressful times
nsfw version lol
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cosmicwhoreo · 8 months
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Maybe Grand Reef Cookie shouldn't always try to make the things he finds into some sort of tea or meal....
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kagoutiss · 8 months
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his divinely induced hyperthyroidism
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rebecca looking fondly her first line of defense.
TED LASSO | 1.02 + 3.10
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ineffectualdemon · 1 year
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What's the stupidest neurodivergent cleaning hack that works for you?
For us we actually put clothes in the hamper as long as we have a separate little hamper for underwear
Apparently the act of seperating out the pants means both hampers get used correctly
I am both very glad this works and fucking furious about how stupid it is
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todayontumblr · 1 year
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spring cleaning: so you've realized it's time to start decorating.
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skyward-floored · 4 months
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My head hurts I’m half awake and my anxiety for some reason is gnawing incessantly at me
Obviously it’s the perfect time to finally start playing Hyrule Warriors
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Dorian & Lily in white (and blood) in Penny Dreadful 2x10
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