#chocobo madness!
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Our Most High and Holy Lady of the Kweh.
Her kwehst for the perfect bird continues.
#ffxiv chocobo racing#chocobo#racing#roegadyn#femroe#i'm so close to my ideal birb builds#this is how i'm coping with holiday madness
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Man i desperately want to give Aiden a Galarian Zapdos just bc i fucking love its design and i want her to roam about Galar on a gaint birb...
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ive mentioned this before but gourd left his chocobo up there on zenith’s mount to keep ysayle company. also it’s cold up there a big bird would be nice to lay on. estinien was like leave her ass lets go and he was like ??? 😦….(whispers in his birds ear hole) (pats bird and looks concernedly back before leaving) & then ysayle snaps out of her trance a while later to see gourd’s huge ass gray chocobo there like 🧍
#she does get it and gets a big old chocobo hug though (lays bird head on you)#his name’s kalad he’s a destrier#also gourd actually does get initially mad at estinien hes like What the fuck are you…(stops)#few times he gets actually pissed and once is @ estinien. L
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habits/mannerism & something that makes them smile, for cori please!!
thank you azia 💛
habits/mannerism:
hmm the first thing that comes to mind is Cori is very gentle and very warm with people. They have something of a reassuring presence…they are everyone’s “they said no pickles” friend lol. She usually seems pretty happy but she keeps a lot to herself, not because she’s closed off but because she doesn’t want to worry others.
something that makes them smile:
y’shtola and haurchefant. i think they’re really fond of their friends sharing things with them—food, clothes, books, things they made or like, even just their time. cori just really loves their pals! and her chocobo 😌
#and their black chocobo chick too#also cori and haurche are that couple that’s just the nicest people you know agshdjsk#oc: corisande ymir#ty!!!#ask#whenever an npc is getting mad at cori i always feel like that one mee#*meme#that’s like ‘this is who you’re getting mad at when you yell at me’ and it’s a cute little bunny.
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the only bright side I took out of the utter fiasco of "accidentally" inventing behemoths in elpis thus ruining the day of many generations to come, was at least we didn't suggest giving meteor to chocobos as well. that was someone else's fault
#ffxiv#I blame hythlodaeus for approving it#watch the last boss of pandemonium is just a red chocobo the size of a skyscraper#it just casts meteor over and over and everyone dies#you can't actually win#square releases a showcase of the gear you'll never get while they laugh at our pain#mp#ffxivmp#I remember being like I don't want to fight a chocobo!!!!#and my friends were like no this is a MEAN chocobo#I didn't believe this until I was doing an ivalice side quest and one of them obliterated me and I had to shame rez in limsa#I was so mad#I cannot believe#endwalker#endwalker spoilers
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Today's Minor Disappointment is the fact I will never have the joy of touching an eevee and the eight eeveelutions toe beans.
I think this is a great travesty to me personally because I deserve to experience this unbridled joy.
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WAIT IT SITS SO CUTELY?
#OHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD. it looks so mad#I was gonna take a picture of my chocobo but I forgot I had peatie
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I have long wanted to write a headcanon where high demons have lesser forms, so take a walk with me on this:
Imagine that the brothers are fighting with each other and one of them takes a serious hit, like, somebody's left hook got them right in the jaw and it was brutal. They fall to the ground, stone cold, and... just. Poof into a tiny little critter. Like a verison of their familiar. And they can't retake human form until they've rested and healed their wounds.
I'm doing that.
Lucifer becomes this fat-ass, little peacock. He's like one of those rotund Chocobo from the Final Fantasy universe, you just want to pick him up and squeeze him but he's slightly too heavy for that. His feathers are black, save for the tail which have black, red, blue, and green markings. If something makes him "Poof!" then he'll hide away in the Castle because he refuses to let his brothers ever see him in that state. MC can visit him, though, and he'll coo and get all fluffy whenever they pet his tummy.
Mammon turns into a three-eyed raven, but not fat like Luci. He basically becomes a bigger verison of one of his familiars, he's about the size of an eagle. For being the second strongest he gets "Poof!-ed" rather often because he gets caught up in so many fights. Most of the time, he's just a bystander then some stray shot hits him and suddenly he's squawking everybody's ear off! Hilariously, he's arguably smarter in this form so when he's stuck as a bird, his grades actually improve (if anyone can read his actual chicken scratch penmanship).
Levi becomes a snake. Duh. He has similar markings along his back to the colorful scales on his neck in his demon form. He isn't even the length of your average scarf, so MC can drape him behind their neck easily and he doesn't get in the way. He's absolutely MISERABLE like this, though, because he has no hands to play games with. He can get extra clingy to people if he's feeling cold, but MC has to invite him to share their body heat because he's too shy to signal what he wants.
As much as Satan would love to be a cat, he becomes a little unicorn (Sorry, I didn't make the lore). He's about the size of one of those miniature horses, but don't be fooled. He will snap your kneecaps and he's at perfect height to rear-kick his brothers right in the crotch. His coat is black but his tail, mane, and the underside of his horn are all his signature green. If he every gets "Poof!-ed!" he's big mad, so he'll spend the entire time trying to kick and spear his brothers so they have to suffer along with him. He's the cause of a lot of chain "Poof!-ings."
Asmo becomes the smallest, cutest scorpion you ever did see. Well, as cute as scorpions can be. His whole body becomes hot pink and he has the biggest widdle eyes (think those jumping spiders who wear raindrops on their heads type energy). He's also venomous as all hell, so his brothers HAVE to make sure that they continously call him "small, cute, and adorable" lest they suffer a week's worth of paralytic toxin. He can fit the palm of a hand and makes MC tie a little bow around his tail so he doesn't feel too bad about being under-dressed.
Beel, unfortunately, becomes a fly. A big fly (by fly standards), but a fly nonetheless. You wouldn't even know that it's him if he weren't traffic cone orange. Literally everyone panics when he gets "Poof!-ed" because it would only take some bozo with a swatter to put an end to the sweetest brother... Belphie never lets Beel out of his sight and even has a tiny leash so he can keep track of him if they have to go out. He's a lot easier to feed like this, but everyone has to resist that automatic urge to smack him away from their dinner plates.
Belphie ironically has the largest lesser form out of his brothers. He's a cow, more specifically a bull, but there's nothing special about him aside from the navy fur. He is a full grown bull and he loves to lord it over the others if they all get "Poof-ed!" at once. Also, good luck getting him to do ANYTHING in this form. He is a bull. If he does not want to move, he will not be moving. Not even Beel can carry him like this. He's the only brother who doesn't mind getting "Poof-ed!" all that much because of it.
#couldn't think of a better verb than Poof#stuck with it#obey me#obey me shall we date#shall-we-date-obey-me#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me headcanons#obey me crack#obey me shitpost
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Thinking very hard about a ffxv version of the xam'd lost memories opening and crying because i will never have the skills to make it reality
#cruddy rambles#im finally feeling well enough to sit up straight (literally after i went to the dr today grrr) AND THIS HAS BEEN HAUNTING ME#yes i have just been staring at it motionless for the past 45 minutes. yes it's only a minute and thirty seconds. it's a good opening ok#i literally have it playing on loop on my other monitor in vlc bc it is not available online anywhere i could find#and thankfully 3ish years ago i downloaded it to my laptop for a different pet project that ALSO went nowhere#i literally. in my mind's eye it fits SO WELL#luna and noct throwing the notebook to each other. gladio yeeting his shield to hit the behemoth prompto is running from.#prompto is probably on a chocobo bc ofc he would be and pissed off a behemoth#ignis running in with the groceries in hand or with an apron on with a ladel. gentiana looking off camera in the field of sylleblossoms.#PROMPTO TAKING PICTURES WITH THE CAMERA. RAVUS OFFERING LUNA A PIECE OF FRUIT AND HER LOOKING AWAY#aranea in the bg with biggs and wedge in the group shot. iris in the front with a stuffed moogle. cor is there probably#king regis looking up paralleled by ardyn in the next shot and when he reflects his face in the sword its all starscourgey#bitch boy verstael and emperor aldercapt looking at a cloning vat/a vat of miasma/magitek stuff in general#noct in the sky using the armiger and he and ignis stare at each other and nod and then noct sprints and catches the notebook from luna#it's literally. so. perfect. im so mad.#[lies on floor and dies]
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AGZSC find a copy of Cards Against Humanity and decide to play. How much chaos ensues?
SOLDIERs Against Humanity
• Genesis pulls out a Cards Against Humanity deck when they're all in the break room one day. Angeal's knee-jerk reaction is to dive across the couch and grab it from him.
• Indignant, Genesis asks him what's wrong. Angeal makes it clear that they won't be playing Cards Against Humanity, on account of it ending like every other game they play together.
Angeal: I'm calling it now—Genesis is going to whine about being given unfair cards, Sephiroth is going to accuse everyone of cheating, and Zack is going to cry when he loses.
Zack: That's bogus! Where did you get that idea??
Angeal: Because that's what happened the last time we played Uno, which resulted in a crime scene tape, a table being cut in half and the discovery that you can, in fact, stab someone with a card. *Looks long and hard at Sephiroth*
Genesis: That won't happen again, I assure you.
Zack: Yeah, well behave! We promise!
Sephiroth: And I'll do it again.
*Zack and Genesis slap him upside the head*
Sephiroth: I mean....yes, we'll behave.
Angeal: Fine, but since I'm playing too we'll need a game master.
Sephiroth: Get Strife in here.
Zack: Cloud said he won't play board games with us anymore because he doesn't wanna go to jail.
Genesis: Ridiculous. Sephiroth, come with me.
• Thirty minutes later, they drag Cloud up kicking and screaming (literally). Angeal sets the game up on the coffee table—he insisted that they play right there so that the entire SOLDIER floor can hear them fighting and it'll shame them into behaving.
• Cloud shuffles the deck and hands them out to everyone. Zack takes one look at his own cards and pales, staring at them frozen in horror.
Zack: Uh...are these cards right!?
Angeal: What did I just say about complaining about the cards!?
Zack: I'm not complaining, I'M CONCERNED.
• Cloud pulls out the first black card.
Cloud: "Because they are forbidden from masturbating, planetarians channel their repressed sexual energy into_____"
Genesis: Ha! Dying of dysentery
Angeal: A family of chocobos. This game makes me feel like a terrible person.
Cloud: Sephiroth, you're next.
Sephiroth: Actually, I don't feel that these cards accurately answer the query. You see, planetarians—
Genesis: Sephiroth, do you understand the game?
Sephiroth: I do.
Genesis: Then answer with a card.
Sephiroth: But the cards don't make sense. In what world do planetarians channel their repressed sexual energy into, quote, Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding??
*Angeal and Genesis lose their shit*
Cloud: Zack, you're next.
*Zack is trembling in fear*
Cloud: "Because they are forbidden from masturbating, planetarians channel their repressed sexual energy into_____"
Zack: Sephiroth's mother.
Angeal: WHAT?
Zack: IT'S NOT ME, IT'S THE CARD I SWEAR *he shows them the card*
Genesis: HOW DID YOU GET A SEPHIROTH-THEMED ONE? THAT'S NOT FAIR.
Zack: Sephiroth, you're not mad are you?
Sephiroth: Of course not. It's merely a game.
Cloud: Zack, one point. Let's continue.
Cloud: "In Midgar County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for_____"
Genesis: Blow Up Bianca the Latex Lovedoll!
Angeal: A defective condom.
Sephiroth: Again, I'm unsure how one can trade, quote, "Feeling aroused by vehicular manslaughter," for cigarettes. Usually, when in jail, one will look to trade comestibles and other—
Genesis: I am going to choke you to death with your own hair.
Sephiroth:
Cloud: Zack, you're—stop crying—you're next. In Midgar County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for_____"
Zack: A night of passion with Sephiroth's mother.
Genesis: HOW COME YOU GOT ALL THE GOOD CARDS?
Angeal: SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR CARDS?
Zack: I DON'T KNOW.
Zack: Sephiroth, please don't be mad!
Sephiroth: I'm slightly irritated, but otherwise calm.
Cloud: Zack, two points. Moving on. "A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without____"
Genesis: Calculating every mannerism so as not to suggest homosexuality!
Angeal: Oh my god. Dwarf tossing. Zack, are you sobbing??
Sephiroth: Due to my limited romantic experience, I cannot possibly—
Genesis: FOR THE LOVE OF SHIT USE THE CARDS.
Cloud: Zack is having a panic attack.
Sephiroth: But it doesn't make sense. How is a romantic, candlelit dinner complete with, quote, Fetal alcohol syndrome?
Cloud: Zack, you're next. A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without____
Zack, sobbing: A mutual orgasm with Sephiroth's mother.
Genesis: THAT'S IT. I CAN'T PLAY IF ZACK'S GOING TO CHEAT.
Zack: I'M NOT CHEATING LOOK AT MY CARD.
Angeal: GENESIS, SIT DOWN YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD BEHAVE.
Cloud: WHY ARE WE FIGHTING?
Angeal: WE'RE NOT FIGHTING. WE'RE HAVING A LOVELY GAME AMONGST FRIENDS—SEPHIROTH WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE?
*Zack is sobbing louder and trying to run away, Genesis is holding him down*
Sephiroth: I like to have it on hand should I feel the need to use it.
*Lazard pokes his head in the room*
Lazard: STOP YELLING OR I'M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE.
Cloud: GUYS, SHUT UP. SIT DOWN. Zack, one point.
Genesis: WHY ARE YOU GIVING HIM ALL THE POINTS??
Cloud: BECAUSE HE'S THE ONLY ONE WITH GOOD ANSWERS.
*Lazard pokes his head back in the room*
Lazard: WHAT DID I JUST—
*Angeal rips off his boot and violently throws it at him*
Cloud: Next round. "What's the gift that keeps on giving?"
Genesis: Being a dick to children!
Angeal: A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis—HEY! WHERE ARE YOU—Cloud, sit on Zack so he doesn't escape.
Zack: I'M GOING TO DIE.
Cloud: Sephiroth, you're next.
Sephiroth: I feel that I need more context to provide an accurate answer.
Angeal: I FEEL THAT I NEED TO REARRANGE YOUR FACE WITH A TIRE HAMMER TO GET YOU TO PLAY PROPERLY.
Genesis: AH-HA! YOU SAID WE HAD TO BEHAVE!
Angeal: WE'RE NOT FIGHTING. WE'RE BEING CIVIL TO EACH OTHER.
Sephiroth: You're red in the face. That suggests internalized anger.
*Angeal rips off his other boot and throws it at Sephiroth*
Cloud: Zack, now you. What's the gift that keeps on giving?
Zack, sobbing: Sephiroth's mother's breasts.
*Sephiroth puts Masamune on the table*
*Zack screams and sobs louder*
Genesis: UGH! WHY DIDN'T I GET ANY SEPHIROTH THEMED ONES??? HOW IS THIS FAIR???
Cloud: Zack, another point to you.
*Genesis flies at Cloud but Angeal and Sephiroth hold him back*
Genesis: THIS IS BULLSHIT. I'M AT A DISADVANTAGE.
Sephiroth: Angeal, you were wrong. Genesis is the one crying because he's losing.
Angeal: CAN WE JUST FINISH THE GAME ALREADY? ZACK, STOP CRYING. SEPHIROTH ISN'T GOING TO HURT YOU.
*Sephiroth is sharpening his sword and smiling sweetly at Zack*
Zack, sniffling: I only have one card left and it's not about Sephiroth's mother. Maybe I'm safe now!
Cloud: Good. Next round. "What did Sephiroth bring back from his trip to the labs?"
*Zack sobs loudly as he holds up a card that reads "AN OEDIPUS COMPLEX"
Sephiroth: THAT'S IT
*Sephiroth dives across the table and grabs Zack by the neck. Zack is screaming. Angeal is trying to pull them apart*
Cloud: Zack wins.
Genesis: FUCK ALL OF THIS.
*Genesis breaks the table in half*
*Lazard pokes his head back in the room*
Lazard: ALRIGHT! NO MORE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY. YOU PEOPLE CAN'T HAVE SHIT.
#ff7#ffvii#final fantasy 7#sephiroth#final fantasy vii#ffvii crisis core#genesis rhapsodos#angeal hewley#zack fair#cloud strife#crisis core#storytime
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chocobo studios mad dog Majima available now @ i.hstoys and FNC 👀
the mad dog statue has 2 versions: standard and deluxe. deluxe version comes with a jacketless torso and extra head + additional base to display either torso
0jima statue expected to release for preorder sometime next week as of posting
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hi hello okay i’m back because i just heard that FINAL FANTASY 16 IS COMING OUT AND IM SUPER PUMPED BC LIKE AHHHHHHHH! but with that being said, can you write hcs for the chocobo boys (if not just prompto is fine💕) with a medic s/o? they are kinda witchy but love cooking and handling animals but they also are the medic for the team bc the squad can’t all rely on noct😭😭 gaaahh tysm and BIG CONGRATS ON THE MAGAZINE THATS SO FRIGGIN COOL!!!💕💕
Chocobros with a medic s/o
notes - I HAD TO GET TO THIS ONE BECAUSE IVE HAD A SECRET FFXV BRAINROT AHHHH. And omg I am also super excited for FFXVI!!!! <33333 I just love this idea too so thank you so so so so much for sending it in <333 AND OMFG THANK YOU FOR THE CONGRATS IT MEANS THE WORLD I AM SO EXCITED TO SHOW YOU GUYS!!!
Prompto
this man is so grateful to you
like you are his saving grace
we all know this little dummy will find his way to fall in a ditch and hurt his arm by accident
without you, he'd probably be dead LMFAO
he will always walk up to you and in the cutest little voice be like... "y/n, I hurt my arm again"
and you'll just jokingly sigh and fix him right up
he always asks you about how you do it and all that and finds it really cool that you are able to fix him up with herbs and stuff
and when you cook for him??? he would never tell iggy, but he loves your cooking more ;)
also the fact that you're good with animals makes chocobos love you which means they are always just around you and that makes prompto love you more <3
Ignis
BRAINROT
you two definitely were the enemies to lovers troupe
like you were competing
you both could cook and take care of the others so it was immediate competition
you were always pushing each other around in a kitchen or whatever
but then you realized it was easier for you to deal with stuff as a team
and ofc you fell in love <3
he thinks you are very talented and honestly, when he's hurt, he will come to you and always feel bad lol
like he will feel like a burdan
please remind him that he isnt <3
he will love to learn how you use your herbs and stuff <3
overall, he just loves how amazing and talented you are and is so thankful about how you help the rest of the group
Gladio
this man trusts you with his life
he is always getting beat up and needs you there by his side to help
he appreciates it a bunch
and you'll always call him a big dummy when he gets hurt and then get straight to working on him, but that always makes him blush
make him ramen
please
like homemade stuff
please stop this man from eating cup noodles
but yeah, he is always getting hurt so to watch you work on him and help him out means the world to him
Noctis
this man gets too embarrassed to tell you he's hurt, so you always have to spot it
omg what a child
you will always get on his ass about that and he'll just be blushing as you work on him
ignis gets mad because you are super nice about Noct being picky and will make him food he enjoys instead of trying to make him something he doesnt like lol
you will baby him a bit because he is the king and he needs to be protected <3
he gets blushy when you do and act like he doesnt like it, but we all know he does <3
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Town of fobo was all but a ghost town. Which was funny, because there were a lot of more haunted places on Quesadilla island.
Sunny woke up to a dead silent house, the only occasional noise being the chirps of chocobos upstairs and maybe an especially loud horse (the wither skeletons were too far underground to be audible). It was the day before their birthday and she had been stuck in bed for days, no motivation to leave unless someone arrived to give her cookies and keep her going.
Leo had also been holed up in her own bed for days since her own pa had disappeared, lying next to Sunny (the younger girl had started putting her bed in Leo's room since Valentine's day and the older didn't complain). They rarely lay awake at the same time, but, when they did, they didn't say a word to one another. It wasn't a cold uncaring silence, not at all. It was more of an "I'm not comfortable talking about my emotions right now and neither are you but we have nothing else to talk about, so let's just enjoy each other's presence" kind of silence. A mutual understanding that they didn't want to talk about it. Any of it.
Next to Sunny, Leo shuffled a bit, rolling onto her side and almost smothering herself in her sheets.
Today, Sunny wanted to see their pa. Or at least, they wanted to see him sometime in the next 48 hours.
As such, they rolled out of bed, and headed to their own closet to pick out an outfit. They popped on their signature sunglasses and a baby blue dress with a poofy skirt that cut off at Sunny’s shins. Something nice in her dad's favourite colour.
They then got their weapons and armour on them, because she knew everyone would be mad at her if the left her house without it all (she still remembered getting chastised by Phil for being too weak for diamond armour the first time they met; it was scary) and headed to the storage terminal.
Sunny noted the location where her pa died on her map when Phil forced them and Chayanne to leave the body's side after it happened. It was circled in a hot pink felt tip. She then searched for the nearest waypoint. It would be a long boat journey away...
Oh well! Sunny had travelled to accountant Bad's on her own! She could do this! They were turning 3 months old, it was time they grew up.
So, they scoured the storage system for a boat and found a speedboat and a small little wooden rowboat, only big enough to fit one adult and one child.
Obviously, the speedboat felt like the smart choice. It was the fast boat for the long journey. Unfortunately, Sunny had never driven a speedboat before. Besides, she wasn't sure what all the little dials and meters inside meant but she was pretty sure it was low on fuel and Sunny didn't know how to give a boat fuel.
So, wooden boat it was! Sunny grabbed it and then hauled it over to Etoiles' waystone, before travelling to the nearest place to the body. They dragged the boat into the water and hopped in.
Oars were heavy. That's what Sunny worked out after 3 minutes of hard work. She wished she could've used the speedboat. Their arms were aching and they were tired and they kept accidentally splashing the water in their mouth and they wanted to go home. Go lie in bed with Leo again. Not wake up unless she had to. Maybe even miss her 3 month birthday. No one would care to throw a party for her anyway. Everyone who would was gone.
But they kept going. Kept rowing and rowing and rowing. Even if the water was scary and dangerous.
She had to see her pa today. She just had to.
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Angeal having to eat separate dinners with Genesis & Sephiroth because the two got into another very vehement argument about whether cupcakes are classified as muffins.
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“Unbelievable. You guys baffle me. Baffle me.” Angeal stabs into another piece of Chocobo, I’m not mad but disappointed written all over his stern visage. “Fighting over pastries… you two are SOLDIERS for Minerva’s sake.”
Sephiroth picks quietly at his own food; the green eyes are dim, defeated, listlessly floating over the plate as they rippled in shame. “I suppose it was an… unreasonable squabble.”
Angeal nods with solemnity. “Yes. And I hope I never have to break up a fight between you two aga—“
“But I’m right, right?!” Genesis’s voice suddenly booms from the closed bedroom door. “They ARE NOT in the same blood as muffins.”
The table quakes as Sephiroth slams down his palms.
“Yes. They. ARE.”
“In what WAY?!”
“I don’t know, Genesis. Wrappers? Their shape? Their TOPS.”
“Cupcakes are defined by FROSTING—“
“NO they are defined by their composure!”
“Do you see muffins with frosting?”
“They are the exact same—“
“Do you?! DO YOU?!”
Angeal slams head-first into his chocobo.
#sephiroth#ffvii#crisis core#randomness#genesis rhapsodos#angeal hewley#almost tagged general hospital again#other arguments include Genesis saying ‘I need to itch this’ and how deep a pan can get before it becomes a pot
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{ @grumpyascianteddybear | cont'd from [here] }
"I don't know what you expected from me, My Dear." The Ascian mused as he looked at her. Him? Give a straight answer? What in the world was she thinking? "I have never given a straight answer since this started."
"You, I expect it from." Dove jabbed a finger at him absently, eyes narrowed as they hefted the pickax over their shoulder again. "Hang-gallows active citizen ye are, the truth'll dance like a trained chocobo for you."
Eyes narrowed, they lifted the pickax before bringing it down in a perfect arc. Dink! "No, the ones what I'm offended at are Urianger and that crystal-mad Admiral o' the Blue up in his tower. Think they're awake, trying to bilk me like a colt on their first moon cursin'. Drive a mort to drink, it will."
{ since Dove is a fucking gremlin, a translation into english:
"hang-gallows active citizen ye are;" "suspicious-looking layabout that you are"
"crystal-mad Admiral o' the Blue up in his tower;" the exarch, though literally "the landlord"
"Think they're awake, trying to bilk me like a colt on their first moon cursin';" "they think they're sneaky, trying to con me like a thief on their first hit"
"mort;" female thief, there's not really a gender-neutral term so Dove's defaulting to feminine. }
#cryptidposting#grumpyascianteddybear#golden moon on the horizon; emet selch#{ thieves cant to english translation under the read more XD }
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