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chaoticace2005 · 4 months

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radvelvetcakez · 4 months

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Angel: Husk kissed me! Charlie: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Angel: It was unbelievable! Charlie: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Cherri: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Charlie, get the wine and unplug the phone. Angie, does this end well or do we need tissues? Angel: Oh, it ended very well. Charlie: Do not start without me! Do not start without me! Cherri: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing? Angel: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it. Cherri: Ohh… So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back? Angel: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair. Charlie and Cherri: Ohhh. meanwhile Husk, eating pizza at the bar: And, uh, and then I kissed him. Vaggie: Tongue? Husk: Yeah. Vaggie: Cool.

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fabuloustrash05 · 4 months

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Angel Dust, about Husk: He’s just so attractive…

Cherri: Really? The bar tender?

Angel Dust: Really?? Sir Pentious???

Cherri: …Touché.

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mybirdis-theradiodemon · 4 months

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I felt like this fit them

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blazethecheeto · 4 months

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Things Hazbin Hotel Characters Absolutely Have Said

Angel Dust: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture."

Husk: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.

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Nifty: I learned a valuable lesson from this.

Charlie: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away…

Nifty: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!

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Lucifer: Dammit, you ruin everything!

Alastor: You're welcome!

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Vaggie: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-

Charlie: *blushes* What are your thoughts?

Vaggie: The fourth sentence-

Charlie: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-

Vaggie: It’s “you’re” not “your”.

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Angel Dust, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Husk: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

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Cherri: Please, picking locks is my specialty.

Cherri *throws a brick through the window*

Cherri: Okay, let’s go.

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Sir Pentious: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest*

Vaggie: We have heart?

Sir Pentious: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.

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xdeath-by-poisonx · 4 months

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Besties.▪︎•.♡

I feel like this has probably happened more than a few times throughout their friendship 😂😂

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convolutedblasphemy · 3 months

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Part 6 — here's some more search histories! fun fact: when you play "I'm blue da ba dee" backwards it actually says "hide the body, eat the body". Do with that information what you will.

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emilyrox · 4 months

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Charlie: Just be yourself.

Sir Pentious: 'Be myself'? Charlie, I have one day to win Cherri Bomb over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Angel Dust: Couple weeks.

Husk: Six months.

Alastor: Jury’s still out.

Sir Pentious: See, Charlie?

Sir Pentious: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

#little did he know that he would win her in the end #and then die sacrificing himself #a true legend #hazbin hotel #sir pentious #charlie morningstar #angel dust #husk #alastor #cherri bomb #cherrisnake #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #source: scatterpatter's incorrect quotes generator

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mooncalf87 · 4 months

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Lucifer: hey so whats your guys valentines traditions

Charlie/vaggie: we go to a romantic dinner

Husk/Angel: we go up on the roof and stargaze

Cherri/Pentious: we get wasted and make out

Alastor & Rosie: we have a nice big meal

Charlie: aw that's sweet

Rosie, whispering to Alastor: its human bodys lol

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thearoaceshark · 3 months

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Episode 6 alternative scene:

Niffty: HAHAHA! *takes off Valentino's hat*

Cherri Bomb: Fucking God! He is bald!

Valentino: !!

Husk: He's bald and he's torturing people who have hair!

Angel:

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chaoticace2005 · 4 months

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Sir Pentious: *sees Husk and Angel together*

Sir Pentious: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Cherri: You mean... you ship them?

Sir Pentious: Oh… so no boats?

Cherri: …no?

Sir Pentious: *Quickly slithering away to stop construction of the boat he has the Eggs making for him and Cherri*

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #huskerdust #sir pentious #cherri bomb #cherrisnake #hanthony

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helluva-poly · 3 months

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*Right before Angel & Husk's wedding*

Cherri Bomb: "Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend"

Charlie: "Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!"

Sir Pentious: "Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well"

Vaggie: "I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND!"

Alastor, panicked: "I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE"

#hazbin hotel #angel dust #husk #huskerdust #cherri bomb #charlie morningstar #sir pentious #vaggie #alastor the radio demon #incorrect quotes #I can not even BEGIN to explain how funny the idea of Alastor SOMEHOW being an ordained pastor is to me

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dumbnotstupidfuck · 1 month

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Angel, watching Cherri walk over: Hey, Cherri-

Cherri: *punches Angel in the gut*

Angel, doubled over: AGH! WHAT THE FUCK?!!?!!

Cherri: You are one of my very best friends and I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You’re too young, YOU’RE TOO BEAUTIFUL.

Angel, strained: ..What the fuck are you talking about??

Cherri: I’m talking about the baby that’s growing inside of your belly right now.

Husk:

Husk: *leaves*

Angel, shouting after Husk: I’M NOT PREGNANT!

Cherri: Well, not after that punch you’re not. I’ve been taking Muay Thai classes.

Angel, through gritted teeth: I was never pregnant, Cherri.

Cherri: *blinks*

Cherri: Are you sure?

Angel: Yes, I’m fucking sure!

Vaggie, walking over: Why the fuck is everyone yelling over here?

Cherri: I found this positive pregnancy test and-

Vaggie: *punches Angel’s gut*

Angel: UGH-..MOTHERFUCKER.

#sorry I watched mpgis again and angel is so brittany #hazbin hotel #angel dust #husk #cherri bomb #vaggie #huskerdust #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #mpgis

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julsiemagne · 4 months

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*the next time Pentious and Cherri see each other*

Pentious: would you like.. to go.. on a date with me..?

Cherri: HA! Why the fuck would I go on a date with you?

Pentious: because... *camera pans out* I'M GOING ON A DATE WITH EVERYONE!

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a-dauntless-daffodil · 3 months

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Vaggie: "Okay ha ha, very funny. Who stole me and Charlie's laundry out of the dryer again- Angel Dust!"

Angel Dust: "Wasn' me."

Vaggie: "Are you wearing my fucking skirt!?"

Angel Dust: "Ooooh~ it's a FUCKIN' skirt, huh? This one kept special for when Charlie jumps ya?"

Vaggie: "Que te la pique un pollo- NO."

Angel Dust: "Aw c'mon toots, we all know you have one~"

Vaggie: "Give me back. My skirt. You. Ass."

Angel Dust: "Speakin' of... is it really still YOUR skirt, Vagina, if MY ass is the one lookin' so utterly fine and fabulous in it?"

Vaggie: "YOU DONT HAVE AN ASS, ANGEL DUST."

Angel Dust: "Yeah? Then what's this beautiful thang here, hmm?"

Vaggie: "I don't know because there's nothing there for you to even POINT at, twig twink!"

Husk: "HA!"

Angel Dust: "Ugh fiiine. Since you're being nice an' usin' my preferred pronouns-"

Vaggie: "Twig???"

Husk: "Twink."

Angel Dust: "-I'll hand over the girlfriend-fucking skirt. The delicius heat from the dryer's mostly gone now anyway. Jus' lemme grab something to throw on over it first..."

Vaggie: "Seriously? THAT'S why you took it?? Dryer heat?"

Angel Dust: "Next best thing to hot bath at the end of a day's hard work, baby! A day's VERY hard, throbbing, aching work-"

Vaggie: "I will throw this spear at you. I WILL ruin your stupid hair."

Husk: "Fucking do it."

Vaggie: "YOU shut up too. You're the one who taught him this in the first place, aren't you?"

Husk: "WHAT? I don't put on your fucking skirts!"

Angel Dust: "Wha' about her non-fucking ones?"

Husk & Vaggie: "Shut up."

Angel Dust: "Touché~ Protestin' too much, me thinks~”

Vaggie: "Husk- we all know you're the one waiting for the dryer to finish so you can drag the laundry onto the floor and sleep on it!"

Husk: "That's bullshit- you've got no proof-"

Angel Dust: "Cat hair, Mr. Whiskers."

Husk: "The fucking hotel has a cat!"

Vaggie: "That smells like a bar and also sheds feathers?"

Husk: "FUCK."

Angel Dust: "Don't break yourself up over it, kitten daddy- If you hadn't shown me the joys of laundry shopping, I'd never have known how GOOD I look in this jacket."

Vaggie: "???? You- IS THAT CHARLIE'S!?!?"

Angel Dust: "Goes good with the skirt, huh? If you two had a kid, they'd fucking SLAY."

Vaggie: "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING HER JACKET"

Angel Dust: "Look- she's the only one in this fancy prancy hotel that's got the same measurements as me, at least in the shoulder, hips, and torso department! The only one who's clothes don't smell like dead deer and dusty old radios, anyway!! I'm kinda low on options here, okay?"

Vaggie: "WHAT ABOUT THE OPTION OF DON'T StEAL OUR STUFF?? THAT'S LIKE, THE EASIEST FUCKING OPTION YOU COULD HAVE!"

Angel Dust: "Orrrrr, you two could adopt me as you gay lovechild and give me some fuckin' hand me downs. Or money."

Vaggie: “OUR WHAT!?”

Angel Dust: “Fuck it, give me money an’ I’ll buy my own clothes, mom.”

Vaggie: “I. Am. NOT-”

Charlie: “-hey guys! Has anyone seen my….”

Charlie: “…uh, Vaggie? Why is Angel Dust dressed like our gay lovechild?”

Angel Dust: “HA!”

Charlie: “And did he just call you ‘mom??’”

Vaggie: “I give up. Anyone needs me, I’ll be in the laundry room, shoving myself in the dryer on the hellfire setting.”

Husk: “You’ll have to fucking drag Niffty out first.”

Vaggie: “What.”

Charlie: “What?”

Angel Dust: “WHAT”

Husk: “She was crawling in head first when I left after waking up- uhh- after getting something.”

Angel Dust: (shrieking) “AN’ YOU LEFT HER THERE???”

Vaggie: “Oh shit-”

Charlie: “Vaggie- go! Fly!! Go go go now Now NOW- EMPLOYEE IN THE INDUSTRIAL CLEANING EQUIPMENT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!”

- meanwhile, in the laundry room-

THUMP THUMP THUMP

THUMP…. Thump………… thump

Alastor: “…”

Alastor: (reaches over to knock on dryer door)

Alastor: “Having fun, dear?”

Niffty: (flopping limply half out of dryer) (battered) (scorched) (GRINNING) “Ow pain!”

Alastor: “Quite.”

Niffty: “Heheheh… heHEHEHEH.”

Niffty: (sets the dryer to max again) “More…. PAIN!!!” (shuts door from the inside) (grins from other side with her face pressed against the glass)

Alastor: “Fascinating.”

Thump…Thump. Thump. THUMP THUMPTHUMP-

Cherri Bomb: “…”

Cherri Bomb: “…Know what? You kids have fun. I’m just gonna go, like, break into someone’s house and murder them so I can use their washer and dryer. That’ll be less fucked up than….. whatever this is.” (hefts basket of bloody laundry and bombs) (waves over her shoulder while leaving) “Bye~”

#hazbin hotel #vaggie #angel dust hasbin hotel #husk hazbin hotel #chaggie #charlie morningstar #alastor the radio demon #niffty hazbin hotel #cherri bomb hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #silly nonsense #that feeling when your coworker leaves their own bloodstains on the inside of the dryer machine #so you need to wash it before anyone can do laundry again #(and before cherri bomb can try quick-drying stuff with explosives in the mean time)#(......again)

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warmrainplease · 4 months

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